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moar celeb bread, fresh from oven
>>677864074
I wanna make Emma squirt.
>>677864074
I'm bored of Emma Watson.
Who's the next hot little up-and-comer?
>>677864624
I am having her.
>>677864644
That look!
>>677864729
If you ask handanon nicely I'm sure he'll facilitate you.
Right handanon?
>>677864446
start practising /b/ro, she's apparently pretty skilled at solo play these days!
>>677864874
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
>>677864856
lol yes, I am far too beta to be hostile or uncooperative anyway, I just want everyone to be satisfied :3
oh yeah
>>677865339
boo-tay
>>677865352
these cute little hands would make my cock look so big
Haileebro here?
>>677864852
> her face when she sees your cock.
>>677865062
That's kelly brook faggot.
>>677865052
I know hopefully she needs some good dick.
>>677865339
Yesssss
>>677865751
she does have some sexy hands and feet
I love every bit of G, but those especially
>>677865763
Can't get over how sexy she was in true grit. Her demeanor hngg.
>>677866047
lol hey
>>677866220
They always look so soft! :)
>>677866384
yup she was great! i also watched her in Barely Lethal and Begin Again, she's so loveable
>>677866083
are you perhaps offering this 'good dick' for her use, anon?
The duff
>>677866899
Off course. I'm better looking than any of the guys she dated. Looks aren't everything though.
>>677866599
would you do sensual things to her hands and feet with your mouth? you know I would!!
My favorite Olsen.
>>677867194
Of course! I'm not into either that much but they are lovely.
>>677864074
>>677864446
>>677864852
>>677865052
>>677865876
>>677866083
>>677866899
>>677866929
>>677867149
Stop posting this FUGLY, FEMINAZI, dyke ultra-cunt pls. thanks
>>677867218
Come at me
>>677865876
>>677867475
What's the matter? Little dick? Only betas bitch about women being feminist.
>>677867373
>>677867475
>ironically not being able to deal with it
kekkle
>>677867475
kek someone's feeling insecure and threatened aren't they
>>677867739
hey there good lookin'
>>677867432
She's so thick now.
>>677867653
>>677867820
Found the virgin, white-knight mangina brigade in one post.
>>677867194
I would do many kinds of sensual things to them
>>677868048
Nah bro, you're just a little dick cuck that can't satisfy a woman.
>>677868038
Hilary's body is high-octane fuel for my boner, and it has always been
>>677868181
>Nah bro, you're just a little dick cuck that can't satisfy a woman
>coming from a member of the virgin, white-knight mangina brigade
Whateva u say brosef.
>>677867568
I would but driving. She is perfection
Pls commerce dump
>>677868396
>>677868072
another angle of that pic
cherish the G foot pics when you can for they are few and far between
>>677868396
Preach.
>>677868653
>>677868713
Alycia Debnam Carey
Anyone else?
I can't stop picturing her creaming on a dick.
>>677868826
Plow that like a field, bro.
>>677868476
Risk it
Fuck this shit
Emmy
>>677867635
>>677867149
praying for cawk!!
>>677869020
>>677869325
gentlemen
>>677867739
>ironically
God damn Hillary supporter. Go swallow some dynamite.
>>677868457
White knight? Please. You sound like a bitch "omg a feminist" I bet your dick would shrivel up in any women's presence if it wasn't already so small.
>>677869239
Go on.
>>677869239
>>677869239
fugly as sin. goddamn.
>>677864446
Really, I'd like to hate fuck the feminatzi out of here. Might have to lock here in a cupboard under the stairs for while in between treatments
>>677869495
>is triggered and bitches
>posts deal with it reaction
>can't deal with it
I'm sure you're just not smart enough to catch your own stupidity
ebin /b/ meme pic too
>>677869592
>White knight
So you admit it. Good going champ.
Fap away to your pics of some bitch that doesn't know you exist, you spastic.
>>677869592
anons like him don't know what girlfriends are anyway because they never touched a girl, and never will
trollin fans of high-profile famous women is how they vent their frustration because it's something mommy can't make better for them
>>677868920
Yes! She got hot again
>>677869728
>he wouldn't let emma fuck his boipussy
>>677869728
Funny how beta cucks try to make guys who aren't intimidated by feminism look like cucks.
>>677869916
>>is triggered and bitches
>>posts deal with it reaction
>>can't deal with it
>I'm sure you're just not smart enough to catch your own stupidity
>ebin /b/ meme pic too
I'm sure you're some fine graduate material posting on this here image board, eh sport?
>>677869972
Try harder.
>>677869045
i need the entire collection
>>677870129
Ugly as fucking. Next month she'll be wearing problem glasses and you'll be messing up your underwear in excitement.
>>677869714
where tay tay swizzle at
>>677870264
No.
>>677870130
...just posting what is relevant to this specific thread and not shitposting memes
>>677869031
You convinced me
>>677864573
Not her.
>>677870295
No no no. You're the beta virgin who messes himself just by looking at girls. I actually have a social and sex life. Do you not see the facts?
>>677864970
>>677864970
Yessssssss!
I'd bang her like a screen door in the middle of a hurricane!
>>677870499
I want to suck on Hailee's nipples
>>677870418
>ywn bury your face between her thighs
;_;
>>677870725
Found the virgin.
>>677870507
Mad man!
>>677864573
>>677870499
>>677870669
>I actually have a social and sex life. Do you not see the facts?
Keep on trying to justify not only your shitty taste in "women", but, your laughable attempts at trying to save face.
The only woman you have ever touched is your mom, you turbo-virgin.
>>677869495
Dynamite is poisonous to humans you whore.
>>677871081
Try harder.
>>677870895
u like her feets?
>>677864074
GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD
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>>677871201
Try a better comeback
>>677871081
>trying to post pics and not memes is saving face
what does having a social/sex life have to do with anything with you being a bitch nigga?
>>677871201
Blow me.
>>677871252
go do your homework, fucking pubescent tard
>>677870899
I'm surprised she isn't a spokesperson for Gillette or schick yet. Or nair.
>>677871252
>tired of porn on /b/
>on /b/
this place used to have CP and dogfucking trannies...sorry
>>677871375
Yeah? Well I'm not the one with his fucking cock out fapping to celebrity photos like a fucking stalker creep. They make skits about you in movies you fucking retard piece of trash.
>>677871327
Keep trying.
>>677871579
>skits
wat
>>677871482
that was made to piss people off. He's right though, There is too much porn on /b/
>>677871579
>being this angry
kek, you need to go jerk off or meditate or something
>>677871734
I feel the amount is correctly proportioned.
>>677871482
Yup, when /b/ wasn't full of sjw's and white knights
>>677871734
>too much porn on /b/
>/b/
wut..it's always been that way
>>677871329
You tell me you ultra-virgin, mega-nigger. Oh wait, you can't, as you're a deluded fugly-as-sin-feminazi-lover you dyke-cuck.
>>677871982
Your troll game is weak.
>>677864074
Way to start the thread off as horribly as possibly, britbong.
>>677872125
"Ew she's a feminist my little dick is intimidated." Shut the fuck up and enjoy a hot bitch when you see one.
>>677872125
Except Emma is French.
Did you know when it snows...
>>677864624
>shitty fake nails
>horrible scars on knee
>ugly nigger nose
>weird as fuck toes
4/10 do not want
>>677872123
As weak as a virgin white-knight's ability to resist defending his pedestal-princess.
>>677872362
She's a cunt
>>677871401
You've never touch a woman that wasn't your grandma have you?
>>677872125
you can leave? or make your own if you're scared of Emma???
>>677870757
sophie might have gotten there first
>>677864074
Fucking feminazi cunt.
Get someone who's not a fucking hypocrite.
>>677872546
no one has defended anything in this exchange. The only thing you've done is post like a triggered fat chick from tumblr
>>677872681
Post-op tranny
>>677872546
Lmao these phrases you use? I don't think that hard into it I just think she's hot. You've been called all these things before haven't you cuck.
>>677872706
Sophie is bae.
>>677872808
Samefag shut the fuck up.
>>677864970
>>677872950
Just showed up, moron.
>>677872706
Sansa's looking fucking fine.
>>677872706
that's the word lately
the tragedy is we have no pics or video of it
>>677871152
>>677873052
Than we gotta another beta fucking cuck? Why don't you faggits go go masturbate to a sissy thread.
>>677872818
>seething this hard with envious neckbeardian rage
>>677872613
I came out of my mom when I was born, so the jokes on you.
>>677873188
How about you learn a little about person attached to the pussy you're worshipping.
>>677872814
>post like a triggered fat chick from tumblr
check your thin privilege you fucking abuser.
>>677872846
If you find this slag hot you're probably going through puberty. I'll forgive you.
>>677873266
>coming from the virgin white-knight brigade
>>677872604
>>677873280
check these nuts
the face when she see's your dick
>>677872873
>>677873271
Again where the fuck are you guys getting this idea that we worship her she's just sexy.
Couldn't give a fuck if she wants equality. Feminist don't scare me bitch boy.
>>677873280
Bruv you're probably some 120 lbs faggit that sits on his computer all day and bitches about being friend zoned by every girl he says "hello" too. I get that femanazis are annoying but what's wrong with a normal feminist?
>>677873511
i've never felt so nauseous - truly horrifyingly digusting
>>677873147
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>>677873058
>>677873387
Lmao you're not making anyone mad? Why are you still trying?
>>677873962
Shoped?
>>677873802
>Couldn't give a fuck if she wants equality. >Feminist don't scare me bitch boy.
Truly on the same level mentally as the bitch. No wonder he worships her like a good lapdog.
>>677873802
>Wants equality
>Advocates that men put women's interests ahead of their own, because muh vagina
Yeah, doesn't scare me either.
If all they can get are useful idiots like you, it's going to eat itself alive within two decades.
>>677874045
>yet i shall reply
Hi.
CLAIMED
>>677864074
>>677873104
>>677873854
anon, have you considered the strong possibility that you are gay?
>>677873147
goddess legs
>>677874098
Holy fuck you gotta try harder bro. If you are serious your logic makes no sense. I never once said I supported feminism I just said it doesn't bother me. Femanazis are delusional so they're not even a factor.
>>677874287
Have you stopped sucking enough cocks yet to formulate a non-loaded question?
>>677874255
the look on her face is "you should see what I did with Hailee and most of your other sweethearts"
>>677873854
>>677874414
>If you are serious your logic makes no sense
If I was serious, what would you interpret my logic to be? Are you still on the same level mentally, hence this question?
More at 11.
>>677874658
Hideous.
>>677874092
most likely
>>677874162
Told the other faggit, I don't support it. It just doesn't bother me. How the fuck do you know about her views? Seems like you know more about her than me. I only found out she was a feminist on /b/ never cared to look into it like you have enough to look into it.
>>677874384
anyone?
>>677875010
Sargon of Akkad, then I decided to listen to her UN speech in full and a couple HeForShe interviews.
I'll agree, she is beautiful and I enjoyed the Harry Potter series, but I find her as a person so two-faced and artificial that whenever I see her all I can see is what she stands for.
But go on thinking of her as only a pretty decoration.
>>677875010
So you only think with your dick then? K.
Some people like to appreciate women's minds also - ie. not infested with feminazi, sjw indoctrination. She's tainted, and you're just a typical "think with my dick" douchebag
>>677867288
that lip bite...
>>677875463
>Sargon of Akkad
lmao
>>677864573
she is like 56 years old
>>677875281
Nice quality.
>>677875370
>>677875377
>>677868913
Looks like she is saying "you faggot"
Can someone caption this please?
>>677875610
Are you going to say more, or are you going to keep pretending you're superior?
>>677864573
age 36
And hot AF
>>677875966
I'm not even him famalam. I just think the typo is funny
>>677874348
She's a dyke
and I still think its crazy that she got her start on Trailer Park Boys
>>677876034
Oh, friendly fire?
Have a good one.
>>677875463
>>677875554
No dude. But why would I look into some one I'll never meet? I don't think about her being a feminist because this is a thread based on physical attraction. In all honesty excluding the fact that she's a feminist you don't think she's attractive? I find that hard to believe.
>>677876385
Like I said, I think she's beautiful, but my knowledge of what she stands for overshadows my sexual reaction.
>>677876409
>THE ELUSIVE NIP PIC
>>677864573
Now we're talking. anon with good taste.
>>677876184
I know, but a man can dream, a man can dream
>>677876591
I can respect that I guess. You guys post a celebrity you like?
>>677875281
>>677875851
Relevant pics
Ariel winter bikini
You're welcome
>>677873706
The irony that she's gay
>>677876792
Sure.
>>677877243
I dig it.
>>677877166
sweet baby jesus
>>677877187
that's not going to stop my imagination
fags
>all these Emma Watson posts
I AM DISSAPPOINTED IN YOU /B/
>>677877751
>BELLA HADID
A FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD HAS BETTER RECOMMENDATIONS THAN THIS FUCKING THREAD.
>>677878286
>shitskin
disappointed in you faggot
>>677878286
>>677864495
who dat? she looks familiar
>>677878615
> "my taste is far more superior"
Shut your cocksucker. Nobody cares.
>>677878906
Gemma Arterton
>>677878286
What the fuck is this shit? Looks like a fucking trap.
>>677865763
who dis?
>>677878906
Gemma Arterton
>>677870397
>>677873104
>Sasha Grey
can someone escort this nigga off the premises of 4chan?
>>677879244
> Hailee Steinfield
You nigger.
if she actually got her kit off, her movies would stop flopping at the boxoffice
Ariana anyone?
>>677879234
The fuck?
>>677867288
>implying she isn't the only good one
>>677880159
what
is this one of those stick on breast perk pads
>>677880497
yep
>>677880328
True true.
>>677880159
You know that's not her areola, right?
gunna need to bake another celeb bread guys
>>677880497
Perk pad ? Funny
They are just pasties
>>677875281
Straight up lesbian.
>>677880690
does a bear shit in the woods
>>677880756
But this is already my third one. Fuck I'm fat.
>>677880908
still would be fun to fuck, think bill cosby
>>677881495
Kek.
>>677880516
my shorts feel tighter
>>677882818
looks like she been through hell
Meth...not even once
>>677865200
Who is that?
>>677883035
You're stupid she looks fine.
>>677883431
she looks twice her age
>>677883263
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1869101/
Reverse google search friend
>>677867475
bet you get so much women, and arent considered creepy at all
pfffttthahahaHAHAHAHA
>>677870669
how do?
He does the same shit in Emma threads on /hr/. You can tell it's him because he uses the same reaction images and adds a space after replies.
>>677880212
<3 HER
>>677884036
I don't even know. I just saved that pic from Google.
>>677883638
No she doesn't. Clear smooth skin and caught in mid blink in that photo.
>>677870669
woah that is cool
we gonna keep chatting here until bump limit or make a new one?
>>677885025
Keep chatting.
>>677885025
Newfag here. What is the bump limit?
>>677885303
300 or 350 I think?
>>677885408
LET'S FIND OUT
>>677885586
SORRY CAPS
>>677885859
No, but I walked past the guy from Heroes who played Spock once in NY.
>>677886092
I crossed the street with Emma Watson once in the business district of la don't know what she was doing there. I was on my phone standing on the corner waiting for the walk sign and a girl comes next to me she smelled fucking heavenly like I smelled her from 10 feet away coming. When she got next to me I just looked up and smiled than back at my phone and was like oh shit that's Emma Watson. She kinda hesitated and than gave a smirk I can see from the corner of my eye.
>>677887025
I don't think I could handle seeing a celeb I crushed on in person. I would be to spastic. Luckily I don't give a fuck about Heroes or Star Trek.
>>677887590
She was sex on legs. Her whole aroma was sexy. She had one hand on the necklace around her neck and the other holding a folder. She was looking to the ground when the sign changed. I walked off first so I was in front of her. And very close behind me I here her heels with each step slow and sexy. I was like fuck she was to much and I barely glanced at her never turned back once.
>>677889050
It would be hard for me to not steal her shoes or knock her down and lick her feet
