Waifu claiming thread - Waifu clusterfuck edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Sup
Since the other anon have a bigger collection than mine I'm gonna put my second waifu in the battlefield
Do you ever sleep chara?
>>677852605
https://youtu.be/onRk0sjSgFU
The archive gave me crippling depression.
Quick question, what did you find attractive about you're waifu?
I dig intelligence and tongue in cheek conversations, I also have a thing for long black hair with blunt bangs.
Claimed.
Claiming!
>>677852491
btw I'll keep hugging then
Where is my tickle target now? Show yourself!
>>677852836
hah. whats depression?
>>677852836
Pepe claimed.
>>677852404
Nigga chill I ain't got no beef with her. We cool
>>677852435
Feels bad, and feels good because that's progress right there
>>677852491
>>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
nigga you know damn well that's why you made the thread. That's all these waifu threads are nowadays since you faggots found this site
Claiming Emi for Emianon
>Happy birthday to him!
>Rubyanon
>>677852836
I was going to check it but after seeing this I won't
>>677852851
>you're waifu
Grammar
dont start roleplaying here too faggots.
>your hugs are not real, but you are starting to roleplay because you lack human affection in real life and you need to show it somehow
>>677852491
Blorg claimed
>>677852851
She's going to be really easy to go cosplaying as because we have almost the exact same body type, plus she has a lot of characteristics that I like in a person or that I try my best to have :)
>>677852410
Yeah I'm sorry I got swamped with work and school >~< but still thanks again I can't stop laughing at it haha
>>677852435
oooh what game?
>Cuddles against your arm
>>677852605
>>677852647
>>677852676
>>677852727
>>677852758
>>677852808
>>677852836
>>677852851
>>677852897
>>677852909
>>677852954
>>677852964
>>677853003
>>677853009
>>677853047
welcome back everyone
>>677852851
I like the figure.
As a male he is rather feminine
and as a female she is rather slim and hot
>>677852758
yes, in 3 hours for 5 hours
Claiming
>>677853047
>That's all these waifu threads are nowadays
No, that's wrong!
emperor claimed.
Sastsuki-sama claimed
Humans are pigs that dress in cloth!!
>>677853003
Top-tier
Internet claimed..... My baby's are I'm kinda AFK. Love you all
>>677853105
Hello new friend.
Getting rekt in World of tanks is suffering.
>>677853009
Shinoa! I, uh, can't reveal who I really am unless you guys agree on waifu changing (I hate staying on one thing for a long time), but hey!
>>677853105
nah man you are totally waifu.
>>677853186
>for 5 hours
the fuck?
>>677853115
you really dont know what roleplaying is do you?
>>677853115
If they want to role play let them, they aren't hurting anyone.
>>677852491
mandatory cc claim
>>677852909
There's this bunny anon that you might wanna try
>>677853177
I understand. School can be a pain
>>677853352
Sup and I'm down for a guessing game
Hello everyone.
>should I say Ayy every time like I used to?
>>677853352
I'll judge you for switching waifus, but it's not against the rules or anything (probably).
>>677853047
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
Our Tenten made that rule, not Chara.
You'd know that if you weren't less than a week old
>>677853218
Mein Neger
>>677853369
I have to get up early tomorrow and I can't sleep very well. Insomnia I guess?
>I mean I could take some anti-depressants then I'm gone in 30 minutes but my parents said I shouldn't take them
>>677853517
Hey Galko. Lurking as hard as I am I assume?
>>677853115
Oops I already did, darling.
>>677853186
why did you missed me?
also where is rawr anon from the last thread
Any fans of cucumber quest on?
>>677853517
ayyy
>>677853655
well i stayed up untill 6am last night so i cant really talk :/
God damn it Mai
>>677852851
Prinz is literately the girl of my dreams so..
>>677853177
Just the division and osu! Whatre you doing right now?
>>677853725
wasn't on purpose. Welcome back Chen
>>677853807
see? I'm only staying up till 3 am
>>677853115
>I'm insecure and probably lack a sex life: The post.
Nigger please, Roleplaying is as old as the internet.
>>677853277
1/8 B8
Made me acknowledge your presence
>>677853115
I really like this guy now
Anderson Cooper claimed
>>677852409
Just shitposting like usual.
>>677853848
>>677853562
Nobody reads the OP anyways.
It's sad. These are definitely wore than they used to be.
>>677853517
Ayyyy
>Yes.
>Reminds me of Fonzie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyzK6e6py9A&ab_channel=ItsMrlats
>>677853428
there are THREADS made for roleplaying.
is like I'll start filling the thread with images till it hits 150 everytime
i won't hurt anyone in real life, but I'll destroy the mood/fun
that's what roleplayfags are doing
>>677853177
Before the moment is ruined, allow me to imagine some trap cosplaying with the perfect body type.
>>677853105
Standard procedure friend.
>>677853115
You're probably right, I do would prefer to hug my waifu than some 3DPD in real life. But that applies to practically everyone in this thread.
>>677853848
I can see that with the twin tails.
>>677853725
kek
What do you want with me?
Look at me.
>Waifus aren't real
>>677854011
>wore
Heh
sachi claim
Miho claimed
>>677854130
<3
>>677853898
fucking faggot.
I don't care about the roleplay in generaI
i care about it in those threads
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAAAAAND
>>677852851
Along with having the best hair, the trolling (pic related) and sarcasm were too attractive...
Also yakisoba bread is delicious.
Any fans of CQ on?
>>677854121
2D bro
>>677854097
I want to spread cancer with you
>>677854130
Worse? I'm assuming
>>677853985
Kek
>>677853968
Status update?
>I smell the victory that is near
>>677853945
Fucking fight me anon. He's mine.
>>677854425
Sorry but it was pretty unpleasant to post that shit.
It's like I'm trolling myself.
>>677854435
You will not take away my silver bullet of justice.
>>677853496
This bunny anon? Didn't really get what you meant there, sorry.
Also, I come here quite frequently and usually, we sort of reply to each other for a while, try to guess! I'll give you some clue if you can't guess
>>677853558
I'm not one of staying into something for too long, honestly. I frequently change my names in games (if possible, this is really hard in games like osu! and league), avatars, etc. It's not really that I stop liking something and simply change it. I'll like both, but simply stick with the latest.
Last waifu I used I still like, and it's not that I like Kurumi more now, it's just that my latest is Kurumi
>>677852808
Yes.
>>677853115
>gently hugs you from behind and whispers
nothin personnel... kid
You can actually pin point the exact moment Mai had a mental break down.
>>677854261
Hello miho
>>677854427
Hello to you as well
No steven universe rule 34 in this thread.
>>677853848
I'm trying to help out a friend with some homework :/ I'm not helping much ahahaha...
>>677854086
That's such a disgusting thought.. If I ever saw a guy cosplay as Megumin I think I'd just have to ask him to stop before he permanently effects my image of her.
>>677854592
Oh hey kagami
>>677854632
Hello
>>677853047
I couldn't care less. Tenryuu just wanted this rule and I see no harm adding it.
>Besides how should I enforce it?
>>677854739
>Guy cosplaying megumin
>Image forever burnt in brain
that's some explosion in its own way, eh?
>besides, I'll probably look good... besides my fucking face
>>677854745
Nope, try again. We probs didn't talk as much as I though
Sorry I'm not Kagami tho
>>677854673
>Rule 34
>In a waifu thread
Stop
>>677854864
Ahahahaha!
Shes back.
>>677854427
Haven't heard anything yet, if I haven't gotten an email by the time I go to workout in about two hours then it'll probably be tomorrow.
I'm genuinely sorry about this, I said I'd have it by the time you got back from your trip and I've just been pushing the date back pretty much daily since then.
>>677854427
Yes.
>>677854261
Be here when I wake please. Love you <3
I'll go catch some sleep
>>677853985
Not an official character for the anime yet but she's in the game.. It's "kantai collection " or "KanColle"
>>677854086
Your waifu is cute as well
>>677854739
Heh, go help your friend! I'll wait here~
>>677854946
I'll try. Good night <3
Piemations claimed
>>677852491
Makise Kurisu claim
>>677854892
>Implying it's ever been enforced anyways
Also yes an explosion of my good attitude for the day =~= and if you ever try it out I would be happy to see a picture and see for myself ;p
>>677855078
Ugh okay.. I'll be back soon okay?
>>677854563
but i wowe u anon ~.~
is ok dude
>>677854607
memes
>>677853848
>>677854086
>>677855078
B-baka! That's not where you should touch me!
Geez, anon :'3.
>lick throat
ugiugiugiu
do you like that, anon?
>>677854864
It's that bunny anon!
>>677853674
Yep.
>>677853807
ayy lmao
>>677854021
Ok.
>sorry for late replies
>>677855271
I probably won't. After all, I'm not a big konosuba fan.
>I'm probably cosplaying Chara or Frisk
>>677854902
Next guess is yuuko aioi?
>>677854864
!
>>677855412
DID SOMEONE SAY CUCUMBER QUEST?!?
>>677854632
Hello
You don't post as much as you used to ever since the newfriends rolled into town with armor
>>677854932
Pls no cry
I know that it will be worth the wait.
I like to think of myself as patient
>>677854946
Good night, Tats
>>677855078
>Not an official character for the anime yet but she's in the game
Soon™
>>677854334
I know right, personality is a major if not the biggest factor for me too.
>>677854739
If the trap is a good one, you can't even tell that's a guy anyway.
>>677855078
Thank you. Posting these pictures also made me realise how many poses Alice is capable of pulling off on the same bed, with the same bear.
>>677855271
Sure! I'll be waiting
>>677855404
I've never seen such a salty person before. Does it matter anyway? If you're not engaged in it why should you care?
>>677855558
I hope!
>ambushed hugs
>>677855527
Eeeeeh... no...
Name starts with J
>>677855527
>>677855558
This is true, that and some of the longer standing anons don't come by as often.
>>677855770
Jake and jill for starters.
Undyne claimed
>>677855558
I sure hope so, I'm gonna go eat something now so I'll be back in like 30-45 minutes.
>>677855770
>>677855730
>>677855635
>>677855558
G-guys! Don't ignore me! >.<
Ugh!
>blushes
>long hug for everyone
>kiss foreheard
>>677855881
RIP in steel beams waifu oldfags
>>677856031
And I forgot the picture.
>>677855881
I'd be sad if you didn't come over.
>I'd like to keep in touch with you
Very goud sentryman claimed
kagami claimed, good evening, or morning everyone
That feel when a hacker attacks you in MGS V.
Pals, im off to find a a HG thread. See yah later.
>>677856169
Really?
I didn't think we talked much about real things of value.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070622536/
Other anons pressured me into it.
Is it bad that I'm already tired?
>>677856484
>4chan
>talking about things of value
You still were the first anon to welcome me when I joined and you always have an open ear for us
I'm getting up earlier and earlier for these threads.
>>677856695
no, because i am
>>677856855
I feel your Determination
>>677856849
Is always good security in case of mod shut down.
>>677856855
And i should be getting on later. Also hello.
>>677856855
it's worth it for those dubs
Dio-sama...
>>677856087
Ironic ERP cancer posting is still ERP cancer posting
>>677856277
The 1337 H4x0r kind?
>>677855770
Aw man sorry dude I got nothing.
>>677855881
:'(
>>677856187
Yo kagami!
>>677856695
Depends on what you did through out the day
>>677856855
Morning kirino
If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer
>>677856695
Nah. I am too
>>677857162
Alright. Guess I didn't want to add a photo to that bitch
Marie rose claimed
>>677857162
*hits the palm*
Hahahahah
>>677857156
how'd your day go, shinoa anon?
>>677857162
Lol i remeber middle school
>>677856695
What time is it there? I'ts 7.40 pm here, so I guess it's fine that I'm tired
>>677857002
Chill
>>677857156
Aw dude, you broke my heart. Jakuzure
>>677856855
Dubs
>>677852851
Just base attraction?
Her hair. Those sad grayish-purple eyes.
>>677856855
Good to see you back.
>>677857066
check'd
>>677857009
That's true. Also it's easier to talk about things of value where the chatbox can't 404
>>677857009
So, bug eyes. What's the name of your pupper?
>marie rose
>>677855730
Okay we're good to go! :)
>>677856855
Heya Mate! How are you?
>hugs
>>677857150
Spawns in 22 secs later all my men are down. mad hack skills yo.
>>677857434
>Chill
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677857002
I feel your LOVE
And I LOVE it here anyway
You been good?
>>677857047
Hello! You been good?
>>677857066
Ayy says you
>Checked
How have you been?
>>677857141
<3
<
>>677857156
Yo dude, how have you been?
>>677857434
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>677857459
Hey you too dude, I love seeing this place.
>>677857090
Top-tier waifu - Best girl in anime.
>>677857633
Check'd and kek'd
>>677857733
Girl?
Man?
Dio is something far superior
>>677857537
>check the filename
>>677857480
Or random shitpost spam
>>677857633
Dubs
Also, do you think you can scare me with pasta? I love pasta!
>>677857667
You didn't ask for it, but you got 'em anyways.
>just like this hug
>hugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>677857667
I'm always good. Just... not in the best mood.
>>677857821
KONO DIO DA
>>677857667
i've been ok, what about you kirino anon? i hope you've been well
>>677857585
Oh
The attacks your motherbase kind
Motherbases are super easy to raid.
It's childs play, and you know how easy it is
>>677857658
oh shit
>>677857924
>>677857345
Legs are dead. Gym bro showed me his leg routine
>>677857434
Oooohhhhhh. Nonon! Holy shit I'm sorry. I should've asked for hints like clothes, or hair color or so on. Gimme a moment as an apology gift with your new waifu. Hopefully it'll turn out good like most of them
>>677857667
Feeling great but legs feel dead. Love it
>>677857952
>>677857181
>>677856895
Good to know I'm not alone, I guess.
>>677857434
It's only 5:40 here.
>>677857667
How's it going?
>>677857156
I worked today.
>>677857975
>>677858022
>>677857857
or random spideys
>>677857888
>checkd
nice
>>677858098
>mfw kirino already claimed
>>677858022
I might stay for another thread or two then call it a night
>>677855269
uhhhhhh.....
>>677858157
Blood-chan
>>677858022
Hey you
Who are you? I keep seeing you in different places
>>677857975
I... I don't know man. I'm heartbroken right now. I though we were like /b/rothers!
Just joking. It's all good
>>677858098
Oh baby a triple
>>677858022
Then yeah, you shouldn't be tired. Did you work yourself out?
Also, I'm off to eat. I MIIGHT be here later, but I don't know. In any case, I hope y'all have a good day or night, or whatevs. Cya!
