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Anyone else have hair on their new dick?
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fucking degenerates
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>>677851475
show more
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>>677851475

you got hair all over the D... Ive seen it all....
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>>677851741

that D isn't stock with that model of body
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>>677851475
body hair is so shitty
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>new dick
>dat plastic tube going into your pubic area
wat
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Yo, I don't know about you, but my cock just became hard. This thread is the most ultimate cock hardening thread I have ever seen. Truly, one of a kind. I never knew that a thread like this could make my cock so hard. It's legend that became true. Thank you, OP. For making my cock super hard.
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>>677851475
Please explain?
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>>677852116
wat m8
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tranny
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>>677852440
>someone has a mental disease
>they think they're living in the wrong body
>they get surgery to 'correct' this
>op is the result
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>>677851475
kill yourself faggot
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>>677851475
tell us what it's like to ruin your body? what about how it feels to change yourself to seem male even though you'll never have that one Y chromosome among all your other extras? actually I think I'm most curious about how hour parents are coping with this level of disappointment.. explain plox
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>>677851475
I have a question, did you became a man because you were a lesbian and wanted something to stick into another girl, or because you wanted to be a faggot?
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>>677852951
that looks painful as fuck
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Why not use this? much more natural.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1fe7jRAzo
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>>677851950
lol
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>>677851475
I have hair on my old dick
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>>677852116
Don't make OP jealous, her cock will never be hard.
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>>677852440
phalloplasty, the dick is a piece of the person's arm
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>>677851475
are you gonna post more pictures or what?
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Christ almighty.

No woman will ever want to touch that. Even though it's fucking huge, that is disgusting.
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>>677851475
is that a fancy cock pump?
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>>677851950
This made me laugh way too hard.
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im a male and if i had a fake dick id want it cut off. youre doing it wrong female tranny.
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>>677851475
HAHAHAH you wanna be man can't get a boner

fucking faggot
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>>677851475
how does it feel to have a useless piece of meat dangling around? was it worth it completely giving up your sexual senses for ever? why were you so unhappy? was suicide not an option? where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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>>677853729
>fucking huge
kek pencil dick detected
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>>677852116
this is fucking topkek. someone screencap this thread along with that reply. save it for some ylyl shit
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>>677853729
>dick about 5 inches
>calls it huge
how small is your penis anon?
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>>677853966
>>677854137

If you think that is 5 inches, ya'll are fucked in the head from porn.

I assume you're at least 18-20.
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>>677854137
If thats supposed to be a flaccid one then its giant.
If thats a fleshdick then its small
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There's two types of FTM trannies

The good ones: Bro-tier fit Tomboys that genetically were nearly hairless, so now all the hormones do to them is turn them into dick-crazed sex fiends

The bad ones: Without hormones they already were 99.9% of the way to being a chubby effeminate mexican man, but with hormones now they're a chubby effeminate mexican man with a couple chin-pubes. Wears the same fitted cap/lowrider Tshirt/dickies pants/skate shoes combo every single day. Usually uses chewing tobacco.
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>>677854126
newfag
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>>677851475

Yeah mine's got some hair on it too.

I love my new dick, the doctor did a great job!
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>>677854126
oi, fuck off newcunt
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>>677854428
dude. its a fake dick made out of OP's armskin.
>mfw this idiot starts talking about blood/fleshdick in a fake dick thread
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>>677854405
close
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>>677854920
le nice reddit meme
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>>677854405
not even close
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>>677855120
thanks m9 Xddddd
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Fun fact: 25% of these F2Ms will lose their "dicks" within the first week due to the blood supply not taking
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Wait, so you decided to be a man!?!?! You couldn't just be a lesbian????? Boy do I feel sorry for you, being a man sucks!!!! Even if you got a girl she would leave you as soon as she saw your chewbacca dick.
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>>677855286
Great stats.
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Not sure what's up with the overwhelming negativity.

Congrats on the (I assume) successful transition OP. I know it ain't easy.
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>>677851475
Why wouldn't they just take skin from somewhere hairless?
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Snausage
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>>677851475
how come ftm trans always get super massive dicks. get a realistic size then bitch about how small it is like everyone else
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>>677855506
>I know it ain't easy
Post your frankenstein dick.
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>>677855619
like what, her face?
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>>677855701
Where are your balls?
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>>677855777
Ass cheek.
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>>677855506
kys
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>>677855701
can these creatures perform sexually?
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kinda funny that medical science actually wastes their money on shit like this
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>>677855721
see
>>677854137
>>677853966
seriously anons, why you all have such small dicks?
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>>677855721
How can you be jealous of that size? You can't have a smaller penis than that, can you?
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>>677855769
'Fraid I'm cis, m8. I just know some people who aren't.
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>>677855849
topkek
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>>677855777
I was thinking butt cheeks or at the very least the under side of the forearm.
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>>677855914
she would constantly fall off the chair.
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no
mine is a real dick and not skin grafts from my ass stitched together to look like a dick and will get deformed and shrivel with time making me a freak with a nasty lump between his legs
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>>677856059
Why can't you just then stick to posting your shit on tumblr?
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>2016
>having body hair
I cant even
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>>677856183
see
>>677856280
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>>677855506
yeah,
and congrats on the limb dick
and never being able to orgasm again!

I am starting to understand why everybody hates the trans-"movement" now.
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>>677856421
I get that you wanted more people to read your joke. Too bad it wasn't funny.
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>>677851475
I bet you $5 you can't blow a load you lady.
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>>677856358
This place is more interesting.
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>>677856480

more like pro gay/trans have the inelegance of a 6 six year old
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>>677856298
>his
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>>677855982
I suppose I was thinking it could get hard like a normal one too.
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>>677856536
fite me m8
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>>677851475
That thing has a freckle
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>>677856595
>goes to the zoo for a dental appointment
>this place is more interesting
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>>677856595

Then please let's keep it interesting and keep your tumblr quotes to yourself.
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>>677856834
u wot m8?
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One day we'll make technology that will detect if a baby is going to come out gay or not. When that happens abortion will go through the roof! And since gays aND liberals are pro abortion gays will become extinct. I can't wait till that day comes!
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>>677856733
No, it's meat in a skin casing, it's more or less a hotdog.
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>>677851475
I do! And I've always thought something is wrong with my dick. I literally have to shave my dick!!!!
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>>677856666
nice
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>>677856666
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>>677856666

I guess this is the truth. Satan says so.
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>>677856480
I don't understand why people have to be like this. He's the one that has to deal with it, not you so stfu
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>>677857096
Please, just abort yourself now so the rest of us don't have to wait.
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>>677857096
Yeah and you'll get SJW communities that will only select non-white gay/bi trans babies with various disabilities.
Man what a utopia
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>>677857589
Tumblr guy is still here.
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>>677857589
well
she / it is obviously attention-whoring on 4chan.

She /it fell for some tumbloroids quotes and made some doctors rich for ... lets say enabling her / its mental disfunction.
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>>677856834
I'll fight you, faggot pussy.
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>>677852690

Good god how accurately you nailed it. Those abominations.
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>>677857773
Never been on tumblr
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>>677851475
kill yourself you degenerate
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>new dick
>'you mean dick?'
>oh. they mean vagina dingus.
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>>677852690
>someone has a mental disease
She thinks her tits are too small
>they get surgery to 'correct' this
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>>677858112
Really? Someone with your views would love that place. Check it out!
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By the way--

Transgenders are living breathing first world problems with a victim complex.

>b-but that person said something really mean to me that one time
>GIVE ME AN ENTIRE BATHROOM BECAUSE THAT ONE PERSON WAS A DICK

Get over yourselves, faguettes. Worse problems out there than what gets your dick hard.
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>>677858371
>getting a dick is cosmetic surgery

this so much.
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>>677854764
What are all those little dots all over your cock
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>>677851475
Your meatstick isn't a dick. I can get girls pregnant with mine, can you?
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>>677857589
do I hate LGTBs?
Hell no.
Maybe a little bisexual myself.

But mentally handicapped tumblr-divas cutting away their pleasure-organs instead of looking for mental help
disgust me.

Attention-whoring psychos,
confusing unsecure weeaboos who will mutilate their pleasure-organs.
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>>677858714
he's so fertile and potent that the sperm are digging their way out through his skin
:\
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>>677851475
How about addo
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>>677851475
your ancesters were penguin fuckers
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>>677858793
I can't get girls pregnant with mine. Is it not a dick any more?
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>>677859210
It's never been one
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>>677858990
yes, this is an addo thread now.

>>677859210
Nope
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>>677859408
yep
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>>677851475
Take this cancer to the LGBT/mental illness board.
Sage
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>>677858829
Some people shove barbells through their skin. Some people get ink. Some people get bigger tits. Some people get their nose worked on.

All in the name of feeling more like yourself.

Some people get their pleasure organs worked on
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>>677851588
Literally my first thought.
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>>677859640
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New Dick? Someone explain.
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Why the fuckity fuck would you ever turn yourself into a MALE?

Being a male is the fucking worst unless you're the top 1% of males.

Anything else is garbage.

While being female, the top 50% of females are ok.

A tranny is below the bottom 1% of males though.
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>>677859799
>>677858283
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Starting to think this thread is just b8
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>>677851475
are you american?
Is it cheaper to destroy your genitals
than paying for a psychiatrist?

Serious question.
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>>677859888
trips lie.

being female sucks.
almost 100% of the time.
watch these fucks lose their shit.

>except for the rape allegation cases
>those are extremely useful in obtaining child support
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>>677858371
You're right it's totally the same thing!
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>>677859799
OP is a faggot in the sense he used to be a she. People are now arguing whether or not he is truly currently a he, or a she that believes she is a he.
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>>677854920
Everyone step back, we've got a flesh dick construction expert in the house
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>>677851475
Give into your suicidal thoughts
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>>677860079
Well let's have a look at the chromosomes. Xx? Yep that's a fucking chick. Cant change that.
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>>677860079
ohhhh alright.
I didn't know they could just plop on fabricated dicks like that, how wacky.
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Did I hear somebody say addo?
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>>677859888
Good thing she's not a male then.
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>>677860022
You have to have psych treatment before you can get it done
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>>677860230
Sometimes I wonder, has science gone too far?
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>>677851475
I was born with mine. You jealous faggot?
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>>677860389
I wonder if I can make my dick bigger
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>>677860545
There's a surgery for that
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>>677854764
You're pubes have male pattern baldness
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>>677860545
Well if you attach a fake dick, on the end of the real dick you probably already have (I'm kindly assuming) then your dick is still like 50% real.
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Fucking mundanes, don't you realize there's such a thing as body-swapping? Next time instead of mutilating your body, just get your consciousness transferred into a different body of the gender you want. Find a man who wants your female body, and you can transfer your consciousness into his body.
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>>677860753
Does it work well or do I lose all feeling and ability to even get an erection?
Micro here.
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Has nobody asked what op did with his old penis?
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>>677860813
yeh dude
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>>677855701
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>>677860259
Why yes you did my good sir!
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>>677860937
You don't lose feeling. They cut a ligament and then you use weights to gradually lengthen it. Something like 2/3 of your dick is inside your body
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>>677861073
Trump's usual bj pose
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>>677861320
Is he getting ready to give or receive?
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>>677858990
>>677859409
>>677860259
>>677861079
wtf is this
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>>677851950
Warrantee voided.
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>>677861510
Give the bj, receive the d it looks.

I always said he was a worthless cocksucker.
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>>677861697
Yeah I myself supported Rand Paul. But since he aint shit no more I'm not voting this time around.
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why would a woman ever want to become a man? Being a man is suffering...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU
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>>677855701
Fuck this planet
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>>677861629
Everything that god should have been
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>>677856480
Some people have zero interest in sex or pleasure of that sort.
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>>677860047
Being female sucks because men make it shit.
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>>677861200
That so?
Hm.
That the one where it kind of permanently makes your dick sorta hang?
Might not be so bad.
This procedure have a specific name?
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>>677861073
yeah except voting for higher taxes under berntard sandlecunt makes you the cuck. Good jaab
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>>677861901
that'll teach em!
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>>677861668
This is going to be my new argument against transformers
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>>677852440
Aftermarket parts on a wore out tranny
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>>677853206
What was it
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>>677862601
Yeah michael bay better not make another one of those shits
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>>677862513
sure will!
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if you have a fake dick do you have to wear a permanent catheter
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>>677862848
From the sounds of it yes, the thing has little to no functionality and is merely there for show.
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>>677862795
yes
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>be natural born male
>tfw degenerate tranny shits have a bigger cock than me
feels bad man
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>>677863114
but its skin with hair like why... also i think you lose all sexual stimulus in that region SO WHY! i understand sexual identity issues but i mean just imagine being a man not lose all sexual feeling and have some hairy tumor growing out of your pelvis then losing your ability to pee without a tube. just makes no sense to me!
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>>677863197
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>>677863365
Exactly. I'd keep my pussy if i were op
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This is b8 and you all fell for it.
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>>677863461
fucking addofag. you guys need your own damn board so that you stop cluttering us with cancer
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>>677855701
> frankenpenis
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>>677863461
no
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>>677851475
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>>677855701
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>>677863965
>>677864408
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>>677863965
mad because people are interrupting your trap thread... top kek faggot.
>whos got your dick?
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>be Op
>post this an hour and a half ago
>people still arguing about tranny dicks
>/b/
>mfw
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