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If you can't drive stick, you don't deserve to drive.
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it's not really rocket science
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>>677831229
Exactly the point.
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>>677830798
I cant drive automatic..i have no idea how it works.. not like i care about it..
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You ain't a man unless you can drive one of these :^)
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>>677830798
do paddle shifters with no clutch count?
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>>677832092
No
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Using a stick is equivalent to grabbing cock. Stick drivers are gay as fuck.
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>>677832092
paddle shifters are for fags
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>>677832085
Try a 13 speed. Lol
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>>677832460
it is a 13, bruh
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>>677832254
With an automatic, you have a free hand to grab an actual cock.
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>>677830798
If you cant swap an engine then you shouldnt be allowed to drive
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anyone could figure it out given enough time, but why dont you get off your elitist high horse over how someone drives, you pathetic insufferable cuck.
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>>677830798
Twin stick fully mechanical no assit
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>>677830798
If you shit-post, you're not allowed to post.

(I drive stick, so nu hurrdurr crying plx)
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If you can't make an apple pie, you don't deserve to eat pie
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You'll fit right in at /o/. We have these threads daily
>>>/o/
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if you cant tie your shoes, you dont deserve to walk
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if you cant eat ur meat, you dont deserve any pudding
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>>677834308

>If you cant make an apple pie, you don't deserve to work in a bakery

Try to not be that fucking retarded next time, anon.

:^)
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>>677835128
That makes no sense
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>>677835249
If you can't make an apple pie, you don't deserve to make
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>>677830798
Bait harder faggot.

>That thread, it's heading for that huge faggot.
>That's no huge faggot. That's an OP
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>>677835326
if u cant pie, you dont deserve apple
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>>677830798
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>>677835560
If you're an apple, you are
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>>677834956
kek
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if u cant potato, u dont deserved apple
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if you cant read, you dont deserve a voice
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>>677830798
bait

and

>i want my driving to be as complicated as possible

most people cant even correctly drive automatics. stop living in the past eventually you wont even be touching the wheel or gas.
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I hope you drive a stick faggot, makes it easier for me to rape you in my Camaro
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If you can't build a three phase generator you don't deserve to use electricity.
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>>677836124
if you cant camero, you dont deserve rape
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>>677836398
Oh god, please spell it right
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>>677835982
Stick has objectively more benefits than auto. Namely a greater degree of control and more efficiency.
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>>677835982
typical camaro owners always thinking their cars are hot shit lmfaoooooo
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>>677836124
typical camaro owners thinking their cars are hot shit lmao
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>>677830798
>Jerking a cars dick
Fucking faggot
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>>677832085
splitter yo. a box full of neutrals there.
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>>677837287
maybe. but at least automatic you dont have to operate it like a fucking dr. seuss machine.

>pic related
all faggots who plug driving stick like its some kind of achievement
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>>677837706
>Being this insecure about a phallic object
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>>677830798
i've never actually driven an automatic so what am I
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>>677838203
It's an achievement in the same way not being a drooling retard is an achievement, sure.
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>>677838277
>Implying
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>>677838359
auto is harder to drive imo
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>>677837287
>Namely a greater degree of control and more efficiency
This used to be true, but now it is not. Most manual drivers will use more gas than automatic drivers & do that retard backwards roll if they have to stop on an incline.
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>>677832092
I mean, pic related is automatic...
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>>677838686
If you're rolling backwards, I'd say you can't drive stick. Setting the clutch is not rocket science.
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>>677838847
Not to mention you can use the handbreak.
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>>677838847
I'm sure you're the one faggot in the world who doesn't do it, shitposting on 4chan just compliments your supreme driving skill.
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Won't matter in 10 years when everyone is driving electric cars.
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>>677832085
Ayy. Just picked up this bad boy for a 1ton chevy build I'm working on. 4 spd spicer aux box going behind a 5 spd main box. There be three sticks in the truck for total of 20 speeds forward and 4 reverse. Swapping in a 6v53 Detroit.
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>>677830798
check
>>677833513
check
>>677833921
check
>>677837287
check
>>677838638
nigga you stupid.
>>677838686
i have a 6.4L with 6 speed manual and i get about the same mileage as my wife with her 5.7L 8 speed auto. when i had my old 5.7L with 6 speed manual i got better mileage.

it depends on how you drive it.

>pic related.
>and fuck camaros. slow ass shit.
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>>677839104
likely true. but probably in 30 years. not 10.
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>>677837287
Auto has now become more reliable and doesn't require costly clutch replacements, for most people auto is dramatically better.
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>>677837287
Used a big u-haul to move this winter. Loaded up to the max, fucking big block chev gas engine with a fucking auto. The cocksucker decides to downshift while climbing a snow covered hill on the highway. Fucking thing took three lanes to collect up and almost jack knifed the trailer we were hauling. Would NOT have happened with a manual.
>>677839515
If you are replacing clutches with any sort of frequency, you cannot drive manual.
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>>677839202
Bread on hood, or fuck off.
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>>677839952
Yes but overall when you purchase a car you must consider maintenance costs, auto doesn't require clutch replacement and overall is substantially more reliable making it the better choice.
>2016 still wanting to shift my own gears
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>>677840017
how the fuck am i supposed to get a piece of bread at work?
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>he calls it driving stick

you probably just learned how to drive a manual transmission, which means youre still riding your clutch like a imminently broke loser.
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>>677840549
That's what I thought.
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I kinda didn't care about learning until my dad bought me a brand new Porsche 911 for my 21st birthday and I was totally determined.
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>>677840820
thats cool. my uncle died of cancer and gave me his 215000 mile truck. faggot
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>>677840614
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>>677840820
piece of bread on porshe pick or ur a cuck
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>>677841160
not even the guy who asked for proof but this is pretty pathetic. sorry man, but who needs this kind of validation and approval?
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>>677841209
can't. I don't have bread.
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>>677841454
you have a porsche but no bread? double faggot
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>>677840017
>>677841209
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>>677841454
>piece of bread on porshe pick or ur a cuck
guess ur a cuck faggot
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seems everyone shows their quadrillion dollar cars and says "look at me, i make money and have the biggest e-peen!" know what? i have a pile of shit $500 expedition. and I'm happy. because i have transportation.
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>>677841335
i guess i do. didn't really think of it like that. anon requested bread (wtf?) i gave timestamp. isn't that how /b/ works?
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>>677838735
you mean millitary pilot are stupid autistic drivers
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>>677841833
my favorite car i ever drove was this. paid $500 for it. had 260,000 miles. i'd bounce it off trees and shit... motor knocked like hell. i put another 6,000 miles on it and traded it for something else. good times.
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>>677840316
Ok, now let's say we both blow up a transmission. Which do you think is cheaper to repair or replace? Hands down the automatic will be. They are so complex inside it's a pain to repair. I've rebuilt a couple manual transmissions and it's nothing
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>>677842279
214xxx miles mine. has cyl# 6 injector unplugged because the spark plug decided it wanted to be free. JB welded the plug back in because i can't afford a head.
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>>677842441
You fucked up man. It's most likely an aluminum head, just drill and tap out so you can put a helicoil in it that fits the spark plug. Now when you piece it out or sell it people won't know the difference. Or you know, it would make it run better
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>>677842441
Have a Heil-coil insert put in. You don't even have to
Remove the head.
>JB weld
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I've had nice cars since my first, paid off in full out of my own pocket. They've all been automatic, because I can afford it and because the nicer packages don't come with stick.

>tl;dr: stick is for poorfags with bad taste and shitty cars with cloth seats.
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Automatic are full retarded.

A couple of months ago I rented an automatic car, I accidentally forgot to cut my left foot and I pressed the brake thinking it was the clutch pedal.

It went from 80 km/h to 0 in 1 fucking second, I was lucky that there wasn't anyone behind me.
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>>677842638
>>677842650
pull-a-part has heads for $50. just gotta save up and get the money to do it. slow season right now at work, so it will have to wait.
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>>677842441
they haven't made them in 15 years... parts are getting pretty scarce. sucks man. i've owned a dozen XJ's. 10 years ago they were a dime a dozen... then cash for clunkers happened.

had to move on from the jeep world. i even traded in my wrangler. 4x4 shit just costs too damn much anymore.
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>>677832085
Ye olde split shift
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>>677842638
4.0 motor is a cast iron head.
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>>677842774
>does something full retard
>blames the car
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>>677842924
5.4 triton, v8.
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>>677842774
dipshit.
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>>677842774
retard alert
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>>677843021
>still had the instinct to drive like a man should
>legitimate to blame the car
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>>677843605
>relying on instinct
Instinct is for retards that can't use reason and knowledge.
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Americans can't drive proper cars.
End of discussion.
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>>677830798
+1
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>>677843605
brah, instinct should've told you the brake pedal isnt in the same position as the clutch
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>>677843995
>2016
>still +1
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>>677844157
>2016
>just copying other tards at this point

Manuals are fun. Why do people refuse to have fun??
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>>677830798
When you're about 16 and drive a p.o.s from the mid 90s
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>>677830798
I can't drive automatic

Its too automated.
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So why is "driving stick" so much better than automatic?
All it does it make driving more complicated
Literally no pros, only cons
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>>677844719
>all it does is demand input the driver could be spending on his cell phone

That's what I hear when you talk
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>>677844719

Ha. So glad I'm not American.
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>>677844719
>more complicated
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>>677844900
Or you could not be a retard and focus on the driving
>>677844927
Not murrican either
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>>677844719
See
>>677839952
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>>677845079
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>>677845079
Manual is more complicated than automatic, common sense right?
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>>677845151
Literally proving my point. Cannot imagine you are not american and this stupid.
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>>677841964
Caring about how /b/ was, was your first downfall.
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Only like this
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>>677845281
Manual takes more braincells than automatic.
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>>677840590
I bet you double clutch with a synced clutch like a true tryhard.

Not OP here.
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I got a manual and a Double-Clutch paddle car.
Manual is alot more fun but for cars that put out serious power I would take a Double-Clutch automatic any day
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>>677830798
Fuck off with these threads
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>>677845743
No u
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>>677839202
>Liking Dodge this much
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>>677841964
Be proud of having a nice car.
/b/tards want to act like everyone else is a degenerate so they won't believe you have nice things till you prove it. If you prove it they make fun of you for "Caring this much".
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>>677845361
So you're saying I'm stupid because I can drive an automatic and focus on the driving?
Gr8 argument
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>>677844439
I'm not opposed to manuals, just stupid to see people think they're hardcore or someshit because they drive manual.

manuals are simply cheaper to produce. And its not fun when you're sitting in traffic, that shit sucks.
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>>677830798

Fuck off.
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>>677846229
You're stupid because driving manual is too much for you to focus on...
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>>677846229
>I can

No, because you can't drive a real car and do the same thing, because your balls are made of play doh. That is 100% what I'm saying.
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>>677846435
I agree with you. But there's nothing like it when you're playing.
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>>677846229
Manuals become second nature after a few weeks of driving. Honestly I probably pay more attention to driving while Im driving a manual.

I really hate when people think theyre in some special club because they drive a manual though. Shows how much achievement they have in their life.
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>>677830798
Welp, guess ill kill myself
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>>677846969
>oh ho ho my good man

Eat dicks.
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>>677846727
>>677846761
I can drive both, just don't see the point of manual
Automatic is the master race
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>>677847311
It's generic bro. That's the point. You're just falling into another fallacy of convenience. Enjoy your rice.
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>>677847216
>Have a shit life
>Poor parents
>Bad social life
>No Grills
>Get bullied in school
>Learn to drive stick in a 85 Corolla because thats all he could afford
>Suddenly feels superior to everyone else

Good on you m8
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>>677846761
I'm calling troll. Bringing up this random hatred of automatic drivers out of nowhere makes no sense.

Imagine if you're at a party and another guy just says "Man I really hate people that don't drive stick they don't deserve to drive REAL CARS"

I'd just be like OOOOOOOOOOHHHKAYYYYYYYY bro have a NICE DAY and just slowly back away
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Wait do I put the stick in my pooter?

Because that's Gundam Style.
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Getting a manual in something besides a sporty car is pretty pointless.
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>>677847626

It's because your an faggot!
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>>677847567
You nailed it bro
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>>677847567
>>677847626
>hatered

Dudes a stick is freedom. If you can't handle it, fine. But auto is shit tier. It eliminates the driver from the drive train. It is a mode of convenience for chippos and nothing to be proud of.
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>>677830798
Learned to drive on stick. $400 mistake
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>>677845456
Fuck, I want one of those.
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>>677848096
I daily drive a 15 STI which only comes in stick. I just hate the whole "Stick Superiority" its fucking stupid.
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>>677847546
thats funny because every1 ive ever met that says they "only" drive manual has been a generic fuckboi. to think that driving exclusively manual because you think it makes you manly or interesting is fucking stupid tbh. most ppl who drive "stick only" are boring af or pathetic outside of their car.
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>>677848508
Oh I agree with you man. City driving in no way favors a manual.
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>>677848571
>1
>boi
>tbh, ppl, af

Grow up. You have shit acquaintances
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>driving in the city at 50km/h
m-muh stick, muh car c-control, muh superior car
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texting and eating while driving automatic masterrace here, manual faggots serve their transmission overlord and have to wait to do basic human functions like eating without crashing
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>>677849154
figures the same a-hole who thinks stick is superior to automatic also disagrees with using acronyms on the internet.

your kind will be swiftly rooted out by natural selection (pls soon)
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>>677832322
Paddle shifters outperform your old stick faggot. You can hold onto a dick while you drive and look at my sexy ass smoke you.
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>>677849551
>nature will favor queers

You are in for a surprise
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>>677849815
Nice stock image of a Cadillac you don't own. Hows yours 90 corolla holding up?
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>>677848571
U drive a manual exclusively because the vehicle itself is more immersive. After learning standard transmission in my second car I feel out of control driving an automatic and unsafe. You are also a fuccboi so go suck a veiny ass bratwurst.
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>>677850210
*I drive a manual
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>>677850047
He drives a fucking mid 80's civic you asshole. Get it right.
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>>677830798
ayye lmao
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>>677847796
True. I've had a fiesta st 150, Clio 197 cup, polo gti, rented a corsage vxr twice and currently got 2nd fiesta st 2.0 but tuned to 200 bhp, all manuals. Was able to outrun a 3L BMW 1 series auto in the countryside around Alston uk in my st 150 (tight twisting roads).

Also, the fact I was in a lighter car designed to be thrown round corners at speed, and he had a heavier 3L cruiser helped. The gearbox isn't everything, but it helps alot to have manual.
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>>677850624
Out running a 1 series aint all that to be proud of...
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>>677850888
In a weaker engined car it is. In a straight line it would piss on me, but by using good gear control on the twisting roads, it made the difference.

3L with over 50 bhp more
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>>677850888
Nice trips.
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>>677850624
Perhaps also helped by the driver of the other car having a mental age greater than his shoe size and thus being uninterested in keeping up with some reckless chav twat.
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>>677830798
>Learned to drive with stick
>driven all time with stick cuz i thought autos are for old people
>made one test drive in an 3 series bmw automatik
bought that car and decided to never buy stick again
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>>677851190
Ive seen Brz shit on mustangs and chargers on curvy roads. Some cars are just built for that element.
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>>677849860
nature favors people who can adapt, not autistic fuckboys
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If you can't program, you don't deserve to use a computer
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>>677851707
>manual is more adaptable than automatic

Thank you
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>>677851889
You realize that while driving manual the car still has a computer inside of it that adapts to a huge number of different variables for you right? Letting go of that last one isn't really a stretch.

Someday it will be illegal for a human to drive a car, simply because of how dangerous we are compared to computers.
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I drive a standard. its okay. I just lol at the guys who think they know everything about cars cause they drive a stick.
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>>677852132
>I bought a computer car
>all cars are computer

Oh fuck no. We are not all as dumb as you
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>>677851419
Lol "chav twat" I bought most of them brand new, off my own back. Parents are reasonably well off and we lived in a good estate. I have my own house now, since 21(28) and im not on benefits and never have been, so fuck you, judging me by my car history.

And my mate was driving the bmw, and we have been circuit racing and go karting more times than I remember. So he's not just some random cunt I decided to race.
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Aw.
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>>677851575
Exactly. Thank fuck someone else gets it.
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If you're not a qualified vehicle technician by the age of 18, you don't deserve to drive.
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Automatics are for cripples, retards and Americans
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If you don't know how to fly a plane you don't deserve to get on one.
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>>677852351
>embracing technology
>dumb
I'll be laughing in 10 years when cars require onboard networking equipment to prevent wrecks. Enjoy your senseless danger while you can.
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More attempted European digging at Americans. Look no one in the U.S gives a shit, drive your car, stick or automatic. Who the fuck cares. Honestly.
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>>677830798

I'm a trust fund baby, I don't even know how to drive....so do I still deserve to drive?
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>>677833023

kek
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>>677854185
I'll be laughing when pushing the gas pedal still makes my car go

>check
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>>677844719
Tell that to a rally driver, and he'd run you over.
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