Waifu claiming thread - Would you look at the time edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
claimed
Megumin Claimed.
You cant escape me
>>677789020
kagami claimed
>>677788726
pretty much
>awoomeow
>>677788783
yee, Stanley Black & Decker, the place I work monitors the big national commercial accts and whatnot
>Sameji in the house
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>I wonder if they are lurking..
Guess who?
~desu
>>677788501
>not meant to be a side girl
Lol then explain to me what it's supposed to be because I'm confused.
>>677789215
I wonder if you'll stop playing the pronoun game lol
Tsuzu claimed for Hatsuzuki anon.
>>677789156
Why does she look so farmiliar...
Syndra claimed.
>>677788617
Im gonna give you another chance.
>>677788647
Ruby and c2 are making me watch Watchmen.
>>677789260
*ding*
>>677789020
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
Could Kirino get any cuter?
>>677789298
aww thanks, ummm earl grey?
Chen claimed ;)
>>677789361
ofc they can.
>>677789040
>Yes, yes they are hayfield-kami-sama
Technically wheat is straw, not hay
Although it's misleading both in Spice and Wolf (Wolf and Spice if you watched the Japanese version) and it's misleading considering that she's based on O-Inari to say she's only a goddess of wheat.
The god/goddess O-Inari was a protector of merchants on their travels, had a penchant for beer, often took the form of a young woman to seduce men, and was a clever trickster. O-Inari wasn't strictly a "wheat god"
Back from my short hiatus. Basically been work sleep work sleep for the last few days.
>>677788007
YES! Expecially black humor!
>>677788282
>>677789094
I suppose I'd be fine with it too...
>I mean I' also have a megumin
>>677789290
Is it her or her pants that look familiar?
>>677789415
Hello sometimes asshole anon.
>>677789298
Haha! Yeesss!
This thread does not include a strip dance. *ding*
>>677789361
I doubt it. Just look at how shy they get.. isn't it adorable?
>>677789298
never seen it, lemme know how it is
also
>dandelion?
>>677789499
>meant lap dance.
Mato Kuroi claimed
>>677789487
I'm not jerk-chan .
>>677789381
...
Have i ever said im drinking earl gray?
>Lime blossoms.
>>677789415
Hey Chen
>>677789454
Welcome back Blue
>>677789499
Well..... it might...
Claiming Mugi for Mugi-anon
>Galko
>>677789068
>>677789094
>>677789102
>>677789105
>>677789106
>>677789156
>>677789215
>>677789218
>>677789278
>>677789290
>>677789298
>>677789304
>>677789361
>>677789415
>>677789434
>>677789449
>>677789454
welcome back everyone
>>677789260
Is this about irl stuff or these threads?
>>677789361
>AGAIN
Stop it
Why do you enjoy doing this so much
>>677789499
STOP
>>677789571
Ahoy.
What've I missed?
>>677789449
lol
>>677789487
O_O why would her pants look familiar...?
>>677789666
life.
>>677789569
Oh hi there and sorry in that case.
I should memorize some of your filenames so i can doxx who it is.
>>677787570
How's your morning treating you?
>>677787952
Hey Syndra, I got up not too long ago and I'm taking care of a few reports, after that I've got some personal errands to kill. How are you doing today, what's up?
>>677789415
faggot hahahaha
>>677789689
:P
>>677789571
oh....i dunno, i didn't wanna say something that easily guessed
>>677789607
Thanks.
Just a reminder, all your waifu a shit, a shit!
Pic related.
~desu
>>677789457
And I'd get a chara all to myself.. I don't see how this would be a bad situation at all!
>>677789571
>Is that a challenge?
>I can use my staff as a pole.
>>677789626
>I wonder if they are lurking
>THEY
>making us play the pronoun game by guessing who THEY are instead of just saying the persons name
Also NO! You're just too cute! <3
>>677789773
kekd hard
>>677789215
I am.
>>677789689
Hehe .. no problem :^)
Well, I should head off to work. I'm not really part of any conversation, anyway.
>>677789666
Calm down satan, no need to get worked up.
>>677789722
I just finished my work and now im thinking about playing something.
>>677789829
Now that's something i would like to watch.
>>677789829
I was talking about the side chick stuff but okay.
>I wonder if Ruri is lurking
if dubs stop making me feel things
>>677789903
have fun
>>677789844
>>677789963
>fuck
>>677789685
Why dont her pants look familiar? :Z
>>677789773
Sick pic, i dont understand why you posted it tho.
>>677789868
I know there isnt one, dont worry <.<
So hows your day going?
>>677789963
Post above yours is dubs, does it count?
>>677789722
So far so good but im gonna receive grades on some important exams soon, im a bit scared.
>>677789829
This would indeed be a very good situation.
>A Prince
>A Megumin
>A Chara
>>677789963
not even dubs
>>677789944
Sounds good, enjoy that downtime Syndra. What type of games do you like?
>>677789963
Oh that stuff? I don't even know right now I'm so confused. All I know is I'm discontented.
>>677790024
>Rekt.
Now let us love you!
>>677790141
Found a new favorite ship haha ^-^
>>677790118
mh.. My day is pretty boring so far nothing really interesting,.. as ususal...
Internet claimed
>>677790118
Just watch this and you'll understand everything.
Koneko Claimed
im gonna get ready for work, ill see you guys later, good day to everyone
>>677790326
that reminds me, i should finish DxD...
>>677790141
>>677790261
>master plan
Hah, so what would you guys actually do if I just gave in?
>absolutemadman.webm
>>677790261
>I thought I was being shipped with Yuuko
>>677790378
see ya kagami
>>677790326
>>677790286
welcome back
>>677790378
have fun
>>677790275
Sounds like my life.
>Maybe thats why we're here.
>>677790311
This show looks mildly interesting.
>Must... not... add another one to my watch list.
>>677790118
How do you feel you did on them? Here's to hoping you pass them.
Ok back to lazy mode. =^..^=
>>677790241
Hmm... I guess i enjoy sandbox, exploration games.
Right now im thinking about playing some more Settlement Manager 2015.
>>677790286
Sup Lain
>>677790326
Hey Koneko
>>677790378
Bye Kagami, have fun
>>677790499
Here ill make your choice super easy.
>>677790441
I'd go further
>Pic related
>>677790411
>need to finish DxD
It's been out for how long!
>>677790444
>Those trips
Yeah and I literally had my own ship to ship with but apparently things change.
>>677790441
Then I'd have to keep going :)
>>677790507
Its 3 exams and my last shot on all of them :/
Im sure i passed the first, im 50/50 on the second and i have a bad feeling about math.
>>677790499
>>677790638
I stopped watching anime while it was airing so i forgot aboot it :/
>>677790499
mhh...
>Realising how pathetic my life is
yea probably
>>677790522
>Minutemen
>Settlements
>Implying you didn't just kill all factions off for their clothing
>>677790611
>>677790705
>I can't win
Do I have like a disease or something that makes me this way like holy shit
>>677790762
S1 or 2
~desu
>>677790864
No of course not :) everyone gets teased by friends on something or another.
>>677790841
Im one step away to getting the ending were you only kill the institute and keep minuteman, bos and railroad without problems.
>at least i think it should be like this.
>>677790705
You were also shipped?
With whom?
>>677790864
ya, it's called
>Cuteness
>>677789260
Guess it's kinda complicated..
Just think of it as 2 vs 1, sort of like a gangra..beatdown.
Not sure this is an established sort of relationship.
>>677790118
Hope your exams went well.
I'm assuming you'd rather I leave Megu in peace?
>>677791007
like 3 episodes into BorN.
>>677790743
That does sound pretty stressful. Well, hopefully you pull through all 3, try not to let it stress you too hard yeah? In the end you can't change it now that its done so the best thing you can do now is try to relax and take it easy until you hear the word.
Emperor claimed
>>677791056
Hey atleast you showed mercy for a second unlike >>677791088
seriously my face hurts from smiling too much stop
>>677789298
mandatory cc claim
on friends phone so no pic
dont forget the garden of words
ok im gone
>>677791159
>BorN
Welp. I need to update my to do list.
>>677790806
Hey thats not what i meant... its nice that your life is relaxed.
>>677790705
Now im feeling bad cuz you're cute and funny when you're talking with Tsuzu and i feel like im a rock in the way.
>We're open for a triad relationship.
>>677791315
lol i was wondering what you were talking about.
>>677791137
It hurts me that i cant have you all for me but it also hurts me to see Megumin like that.
>>677791088
It's not really important..
>>677791269
I can show mercy occasionally n_n
>>677791321
You sure?
>It didn't sound that way at first.
>>677791321
Meh...not really relaxed ... besides work theres little to do
>>677791191
Hey Emps.
>>677791299
Getting it right now.
>>677791269
No stopping the good mood train
>Also I don't use mercy
>>677791526
i konw, but I'm curios!
Who is it? And why?
>>677791506
Okay then it's time for me to stop.
I'm not making it any better for her by keeping this up obviously.
>>677791526
Y-yes sure.
>I will kill you in your sleep.
>>677790522
Being lazy don't feel like moving. I'm on the couch useing my phone to lurk 4 chan. Watching anima and eating Doritos. My kids are at school and hubby is at work.
>>677791736
>filename
>>677791321
>We're open for a triad relationship.
No. We are not.
I do not intend to share you with anybody and I respect when you feel the same way about me.
wew.
desu thread has lasted 9 hours now.
>>677791830
Well that sounds fun
>>677791933
<3
Gotta go for a while, laters.
General Esdeath here, wishing everyone a good morning before I must go tend to my responsibilities.
>>677792117
See you soon!
Need some Bauxite, too, but I'll be back right away.
Time to go to sleep.
>>677791085
I really hate 4chan mobile jesus christ
I'm surprised you were the peacekeeper of the wasteland
>Maxson's coat was far too alluring
>Everyone else died on accident, kek
>violently lurking
>>677791684
It's actually no one tbh
>>677792117
Don't blame you. Peace.
>>677791933
It's like I'm watching a train wreck. Leave me out of it.
>Why did you even include me in all of this in the first place if this is how you felt the whole time anyways.
Anyways now that's cleared up, goodbye everyone
>>677792389
>this
Anyone else planning on being productive today?
>>677792117
Have a good one, see you around.
>>677792389
I spy with my glow-ey purple eye a Galko
>>677792473
Bye Megumin!
Can't claim an original waifu
>>677792362
If it wern't for the picture you posted. I'd tell you to fuck off 4chan all together.
Mobile posting tends to be a real problem. just leads to
>XddDDD
>le epik may may
>>677792362
I might have gotten mods to add it to a shop were i could buy it for a 500 or 1000.
worth it.
>>677792473
Bye Meguwho
>>677792050
Watching robot carnival
>>677790864
You could certainly win wif you tried a little more.
>>677792473
I really don't want you to leave on this note.
I like you a lot. Homura does so, too.
But it's a little different like between us, I guess...
Take care.
>>677792473
Aww,,,
Sweet dreams Megu.
Sleep tight.
>>677792857
>>677792473
>>677791736
Is this another love triangle?
>>677793042
>another
Lol there's more than one?
Also it doesn't look like it. At least not anymore. .
>>677793042
can't we all just get along?
>>677793042
It's more like a inconsistent tangle of lines than a triangle.
>>677793263
No.
~desu
>>677792775
Is it good?
It seems interesting
>>677793263
I don't think thats possible
>>677792650
Yeah, I was trying to use it for ease of access until I got on my PC but fuck that, if the captchas aren't bad enough it just won't upload the damn post to begin with.
|>>677792697
>Mods
Should've got the PC version, idk why I didn't.
>Just built my PC recently too
>>677793187
>>677793270
Pretty much these.
>>677793370
>>677793470
can't we at least try?
>>677792546
What's up Juri?
>>677792545
I'm trying.
>>677792473
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>677793470
Very old anima lovvve it =^..^=
>>677793263
I also want to get along with everyone hehe
>>677793270
I guess that's more accurate
>>677793187
ugh... why do people have to be complicated even on the internet?
Shesh, it's not that hard
I LOVE YOU ALL
I'm here everyday for a week now because I don't know what I should do and you're all so very sweet to me. I'm not exactly the most pure/wise/knowledgeable person. Hell, I'm unemployed, studying and living with my parents who I hate.
But you're here and make my day a bit better.
>>677793602
Know not peace.
Only, desu.
>>677793474
Its never a good idea to get big bethesda games on consoles because of the lack of mods.
But they did promise mods on consoles coming soon.
>>677793602
We can try, but it wont work.
>>677793657
Ill add it to ''Watch it or there is a risk of someone killing you'''
>somehow this list is getting bigger and bigger today.
>>677793622
Nothing much, just making some coffee, finished my reports and now I'm going to take care of my laundry. What's up with you? Your morning/afternoon going well, hopefully?
>>677789020
claiming.
>>677793791
Yeah, lesson learned. I was honestly thinking about picking it up again just for the PC because apparently it's that much better.
>>677793706
That's why I decided to stay
It's a place where I can vent and tell anyone my true feelings.
Bottling this stuff up for years probably fucked me up in the long run. But hey. You learn.
>>677793622
What're you being productive with?
>>677793706
If it makes you feel better, I look forward to talking to you while I'm at work and whatnot
>>677793764
>>677793791
>do or do not, there is no try
>>677793187
>Lol there's more than one?
What was the other?
>>677794073
>challenge
Doe's one heed the call?
Funny banana meme claimed.
>>677794086
Guess it's sorta Galko/Kirino/Ruri?
At least that was another one that was resolved recently, I guess...
>>677794193
no lewd pls
>>677794356
Oh, right. That kind of simply dissolved.
>>677794008
Well Fps games do work better on pc in general.
>>677794356
Not really a love triangle.
Hard to explain
>>677794651
You know what that sentence needed desu.
>>677794070
that's why I'm also here even tough, just by looking at it, I have a pretty good life. I can spend my allowance on games and whatnot, I don't have to worry too much about what I eat and do because I've been born in a first world country. Heck, I even have enough time to think that I'm transsexual.
And I still feel like shit, no worse. I feel like a waste of flesh and bones and just some animated garbage. If I'm not happy and cheerful and can make people feel better, I have literally no other use. Graduated from Commercial School and can't even get a simple job where I put shit on shelves, God knows why. I've sent over 100 applications for shit jobs.
My friends never invite me to stuff except I ask them too.
Like... I really could just not exist
>>677794073
thanks, looking forward to it too
but you should concentrate on your job
>>677794651
I sorta understand, but try to explain anyways.
I'm still interested and others probably are, too.
>or I'm just turning into a huge gossip
>>677794798
friends are over-rated
please, my job is a joke, I get paid to sit at a computer for 8 hours and call people in the middle of the night
>>677794798
Everything you have said I can relate to, except the job part, which must really suck for you. And I'm sorry.
>pic
>>677795035
Call center agent?
Where your computer just randomly calls numbers?
>I went home with suicide thoughts from it.
Wow, I'm glad you can work that.
>>677795144
>checked
Don't be sorry for something that's not your fault.
I'm gonna get out of depression. I just don't know how
>>677795491
No, I do security monitoring for Stanley Black and Decker, we get alarms and stuff come in and call police or fire or the managers or whatnot
I've had some shitty jobs before though
on depression, I use meditation and tobacco to help
>"help"
>be me
>probably just had the best day ive had in years
>me and my 3 mates decide to all go to town together
>meet up and spend the day fucking around in shops
>overall having a great time
>come home smiling
>"This is the happiest I've been in years"
>Come home to you guys
>Having fun talking about everything and joking around
>I sit up realising what I am doing
>I have friends, I just spent the whole day with them, I come home to another bunch of people and chill with them
>why do i feel so alone?
>what the fuck is wrong with me?
>were those feelings today not real?
>>677793842
I'm alright, could be better.
>my internet is being shit, sorry for the late reply
>>677795491
You could try my method. Sit down with an apple or some sort of foodstuff. Dwell on what your problems are, project them onto the food you see. Then devour it, by eating it you take what is troubling you and consume it, gaining its strength... or atleast like a few moments of possible satisfaction and then you are atleast arnt as hungry.
>>677793791
Someone is trying to kill you?....=¤..¤=
>>677795838
>>>/r9k/
>>677795751
Mamimi was the first 2D I ever felt anything for. Although on another note, I have no idea how to respond to all this depression in the thread.
>Is not depressed anon
>Not sure how I can assist all these sad folks
>>677795863
Its okay, I understand. I wish that you have a better day today, it's nice to see you around here though.
>>677795751
well, that sounds like an actual job for once
>>677795838
Oh, they were real Kirino. It's just... hmm... I can't really explain it... maybe you want more
>>677795885
that sounds interesting
