No rekt thread? Rekt thread
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No rekt thread? Rekt thread
Fuck yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
ya like baby rekts?
i know i do.
Wadawada
>>677768743
Wada No
bump
>>677768975
explain?
>>677768803
whatchu wada know?
>>677769098
Probably for one of those human body / anatomy museums.
>>677768975
wat?
>>677769098
It was a hannibal prop. Cuts this girl in half then in slices, seals her in glass or some shit. Can't remember.
>>677769330
who killed hannibal?
>>677767653
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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>>677769491
whoaaaa, dude i have you on like two threads at once, thats cray cray
>>677767653
Sleep tight squirrel-o.
>>677767653
This is gore
Gif/webm's of crashes and such = rekt
Learn it fucking newfag
>>677770198
No that is squirrel-o. He is sleeping tight.
>>677770004
Fuck yourself.
>>677770198
no, THIS is Gore
>>677768975
I"ve seen this so many times now.
Yet the first thing that always comes to mind is cake.
Sweet buttery cake.
imsorry>>677770732
>>677770313
was meant for>>677770198
Can somebody post the webm where this guy has one leg in the elevator and the door closes?
>>677771298
have only this elevator reckt
>>677772213
fuck to gore for me
>>677772312
Maybe if I throw this orange, I will save the man from the bad bear.
Brand spanking new webm
>>677773088
Now why did I watch this?
>>677773572
I have more
>>677768654
That baby is swole as fugg
>>677768908
cracks me up every time
>>677769491
> autism
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDzgtB7oYwv/
Don't know how to convert to webm
>>677769491
Looks like Google translate still needs a bit of work
>>677775062
???
>>677775062
you're doing it wrong
>>677768584
defuk is that in his leg
>>677770004
That's how you do the nay nay
>>677768935
KEK
>>677772312
Imagine having to be the poor zookeeper who had to clean up that fucking junk those idiots threw at the bear.
>>677768737
Holy shit
Did he die?
>>677771467
well im never getting in an elevator again
>>677770004
clearly ebola mix with nerve gas
>>677772312
that bear is really bad at killing that man.
>>677772312
the bear needs a hand
>>677773088
I imagine that would be a really shitty fucking way to die. So fucked up
>>677768584
holy fuck ive been looking for that video forever.
thanks
>>677774547
jeezus fucking H christ
>>677768584
>>677768908
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>>677770732
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>>677771467
>>677772185
>>677772213
>>677772312
>>677772496
>>677773088
Faggots posting the same shit over and over. Kill yourselves and spare your parents the trouble of explaining your dumb ass in public.
>>677775062
that guy has watched too many action movies
"oh, so its not an instant kill in the chest...."
>>677770004
Cool dance bro
>>677778921
I'm no expert, but he probably shot himself in the lung instead of the heart, which is why it took so long for him to pass out.
>>677777777
now this is rekt
>>677775062
wtf ?
reddit still on the prowl taking these down.
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXFLqg7Z20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8idlcO-M3c
>>677775151
omg the eyes
>>677773088
you can hear the gurgling
>>677780402
bait
>>677775386
>>677769433
he killed himself
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>Dan, is that you?
>>677778902
and what have you posted lately , apart from your nappy rash whining?
Don't watch if you're squeamish
>>677781991
fucking awesome
>>677782115
Rekt
>>677768584
dat filename
kek'd
>>677778902
No u. I haven't seen half the things posted. You clearly have absolutely no life and expect others to provide you with more entertainment from a single website than any human not literally grafted to a fucking couch should expect.
>>677782115
Animal rekt
>>677782437
pretty much a distance record for the bike
>>677782115
That blood though.. I feel sorry for it
>>677782501
animal rekt you say ?
animal rekt you say ?
>>677769491
Your a mental case
Stop the press, this guy will be all over the paper
>>677775062
he was not robbing..
the story of this was kinda sad..
The man was trying to ask for his wife to be with him again...
and his wife said no... so he killed himself..
RIP...
>>677778735
i fucking love breaking bad for scenes like this
>>677782310
story?
>>677778902
>>677782955
Meninos de rua
>>677782955
Kid tried to sell back a gun to the drug dealer he sold it from.He survived though.
>>677769491
The way I read this kinda spooks me. Like a cryptic alien message heard on a broadcast frequency, but in text.
>>677783089
>>677778902
instead of whining like a bitch post some new stuff then faggot
>>677770657
lel
>>677777777
>>677782814
fuck, the nightmares
>>677782483
What happened here?
>>677784375
When he leaned in to inspect the machine , he had his hand on the cycle button and accidentally activated the press
>>677783215
You're dangerously close to biting the b8
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>677784542
must be china because every other nation would have made it that it won't operate with an open door
>>677777777
>>677784542
Where was this taken?, looks like Columbia.
>>677778902
>irony
there is always some cunt whinging about things he's seen before. just fuck off.
>>677773017
Rocky the flying squirrel.
>>677784705
Poor b8 m8
>>677784846
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6cf_1403841858
>>677784705
dont take life so seriously, its just a prank man
>>677778182
lol that title
>>677784158
never lucky
>>677784542
well they got their asses handed to them
>>677769491
Who the total fuck is Randy Cramer?
>>677785353
clean AF
>>677778902
WELCOME TO 4CHAN FAGGOT
>>677783338
he left the hat up there
>>677785518
he later climbed back up to fetch it...maybe
>>677772496
Talk shit, get shot
>>677785339
aleluya
>>677775151
So fucking close. Also, those google eyes were pretty unnerving.
>>677768975
it's a prop for hannibal the TV show you fucking morons
>>677784112
that filename... kek
>>677781746
>For the glory of the mother fuckin revolution nigga
>>677778182
What a clusterfuck
>>677782115
Stupid fucking cats
>>677782437
This kills the bike
>>677780945
What an hero
>>677769491
If I didn't have leukemia before, I do now.
>>677786302
this only happens in the movies they say
>>677782814
>That neck angle going through the rollers
>>677784542
It's from the Philippines ... this guys are rebels who attacked a police outpost I think
>>677768908
lol so good
>>677771467
moar elevator pls
>>677786043
Did he died
>>677781991
that triumphal-huge-winner face
>>677787008
>>677786302
>Russians
>>677787032
Awesome face plant
Ah , China
>>677786302
silly Russian. For what reason he blew himself up?
>>677787091
Yeah i'll teach that guy a lesson for not keeping the door open for us. I'll knock down that door, get in and whoops...
>>677778902
>Whines about people posting the same shit
>Only post he made is a retarded whine
Kill yourself
>>677784112
not "it takes a crane to get it out.webm"
>>677787091
So deserved. I hope he died
>>677787032
Parkour is one of the retardest recent "radical sports" invention.
It is autism that meets sports.
>>677768975
>>677770830
I have to switch off my computer and do other things now, I will leave you with this
>>677781991
what happend to this guy?
>>677788354
>what happened to this guy?
From the look of his neck I would guess he died
>>677788082
most retardest.
even though you are wrong about that, your retarded wording made me kek.
so il let it slide.
*tips katana*
next time you might not survive.
>>677781881
kek
>>677774547
Thats gotta be an artery or something right? like fuck me how can people do that and film it so chill
>>677777606
Thats why we should never keep animals in captivity, dont even know how to go for the head like bears in the wild, jeeeeze.
>>677788551
I meant how exactly
>>677788567
You're wrong.
parkour is essentially fedorism going into sports. For the first time in history.
>>677784705
You don't have to tell me I'm a fucked up POS. I know.
>>677784961
somehow very satisfying
>>677784705
copypasta tasted like shit faggot
>>677789246
No, it's not, you just don't know what is Parkour and neither does he.
Parkour is a way of going from point A to point B, using your environment to be faster than if you would be simply running. It's not "doing cool tricks while running fast and jumping a lot".
>>677773017
My sides
>>677789246
i actually agree, doing impressive stuff with your body to easily get to places others cant, is super gay.
jumping from high places and doing backflips are for neckbeard loosers.
also all other sports for adrenaline seakers is gay.
so what do you enjoy? what is your superior hobby?
>>677789641
>doing impressive stuff with your body to easily get to places others cant, is super gay.
although your are sarcastic in saying it is super gay what you described is not parkour, although it can be
>>677789532
> going from point A to point B, using your environment to be faster than if you would be simply running.
You just prove my point. that's fedorism at its best. Cool tricks being reserved for the less intelligent posers.
>>677789641
playing violin and maths.
>>677789228
Train was leaking nerve gas
>>677789765
>goal of parkour is travelling faster
>absolutely no mention of cool tricks
>somehow you think it is cool tricks
you're just retarded anon, do some search before talking about something you don't know about.
>>677778523
Eww his dick is hanging out
>>677780402
yes because I saw it with sound earlier :(
>>677781746
http://winterpublications.com/
>>677785117
You are doing gods work son; ive been looking for sauce on that webm
>>677769491
Ayy lmao
>>677772312
>
Leo, is that you?
>>677784838
is that leonard dicappuccino?
>>677789779
the bait is real
>>677787032
That's how you get super herpes
>>677781064
faggot
Registrant Name: Jay Winter
Registrant Organization: Winter Publications
Registrant Street: 424 Englewood Blvd
Registrant City: Johnson City
Registrant State/Province: TN
Registrant Postal Code: 37601
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4235579829
>>677791253
lawl no one who lives in johnson city can afford a blog
>>677782678
i was hoping shed squish it
>disappointing
>>677783642
he ded?
>>677768908
fucking kek
thanks anon
>>677770004
medfags: warfarin or strychnine ?
>>677786043
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!?!
>>677784705
>>677787338
They're really getting those Dark Souls 3 teasers our there.
>>677784705
also, being adult and proper about death is accepting that it happens and not treating it like some magic thing.
people die; i die, you die, they die.
you'll probably die first, what with all the cum you gurgle and choke on.
>>677782115
there's a fucking line you just don't cross man... and you crossed it. asshole.
>>677772213
>>677772312
HowToWinAnOscar.webm
>>677782196
not rekt at all faggot
any /b/ros sometimes think about the shit they see here? like does it kinda come to you when you're doing something else and you think shit, if this happened right now.. like in a bad, crushing way?
>>677783338
I just laugh at people like that faggot
>>677791594
yes. because he broke his arm. do you even tony hawk's pro skater outro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXFLqg7Z20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8idlcO-M3c
>>677792890
eh I think it just informs my worldview about the possibilities of reality and how far 1st world society has come. I like to think it makes me more grateful to be in a modern city. it definitely gives you perspective.
>>677793585
perspective, hear hear.
it still stays with me, all the shit i've seen. it keeps me ready for when shit happens.
>>677793585
>>677793536
>>677793497
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>>677792106
>>677792025I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 [Embed] _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
>>677793969
faggot
>>677793969
>[Embed] [Embed]
you are copying this forced meme?
fuck off
>>677782955
The man who shot him was an ivory poacher.
>>677778775
You must be new, that shit is at least 4 years old
>>677768975
Neat.
To bad it isn't real though
>>677782743
You're
>>677784705
Nobody really laughs at gore
We could be rekt any day.
>>677793969
Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye, USMC s.s.) who claims to have spent 17 years on Mars and three years serving on a secret space fleet
every day, i feel like the world keeps getting crazier or im losing it.
>>677794269
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 [Embed] _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
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>>677782955
apparently the kid tried to sell the dealers stolen gun back to him.
>>677782852
And this is the song he played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677795367I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 [Embed] _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_>>677794946
>>677782310
oh fuck, that file name.
Kid got justice - fuck him.
>>677795453
Fuckyou.
>>677777777
Perfect rekt
>>677773017
Houston, we have liftoff.
>>677787528
the shoes flying off always makes me laugh
>>677794946
he's alive, its fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIUO3XEz6gg
