>go to shamchat.com >make your name Gary >say Hah
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>go to shamchat.com
>make your name Gary
>say Haha Gary!
>make these role paying kids think they connected to same gary
>post the results
what are you asking i am board
>>677741613
Basically fuck around with kids
find a funny way to troll with HAHA GARY
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: mmmm
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: werewolfs
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Haha
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: *sit on table ready to be tasted*
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: *little bit of condensation on glass*
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): *He picks up the glass and takes a sip*
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: *a beautiful maiden appears from the cup still moist from your lips*
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: "Thank you kind werewolf"
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: "i was trappd in that glass for eons"
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Oh... Umm... You're welcome...?
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: May i ask your name good sir?
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: you have done me a kind deed
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Arthur.
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: oh a good god given name its strong!
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: reminds me of my sons name....
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: *Haha Gary!*
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): ((Ten out of ten))
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: yesssss
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): ((Gary?))
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): ((Gary!))
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: GARY!
Tall Glass of Almond Milk: haha gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Garrryyy!
MY SIDEES!!!
tall glass of what now?!
this is fun
I can dig this
anyone get something good yet?
This is a conversation between an alien and Gary.
Gary: HAHA! Gary.
an alien : hi
an alien : I aint gary
Gary: Gary??
an alien : dam it
Gary: Gaaarrryyy
an alien : now u confused me
an alien has left the conversation.
>>677743001
... that was me after I changed my name
>>677743120
I fucking talked to you. Jesus "Big Dick" Christ.
This is a conversation between Faye (F, 5'4", icy blue eyes, curly waist length black hair, fox ears and tail, sly but shy) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary!
Faye (F, 5'4", icy blue eyes, curly waist length black hair, fox ears and tail, sly but shy): Is this Gary from spongebob or
Gary: Gary?
Faye (F, 5'4", icy blue eyes, curly waist length black hair, fox ears and tail, sly but shy) has left the conversation.
so you cant chat with people with same name, that sucks
This is a conversation between The Dentist and yourself, Small cup of whole milk.
The Dentist: Open wide!
Small cup of whole milk: *sits on table waiting to be tasted*
The Dentist: *DRINKS THAT FUCKING MILK LIKE JOHN CENA WOULD WALLOP AN AFRICAN CHILD*
Small cup of whole milk: *a beautiful maiden appears from the cup, still moist from your lips*
Small cup of whole milk: Thank you young Dentist
Small cup of whole milk: i am good for teeth development
Small cup of whole milk: may i ask your name?
The Dentist: BUT DO YOU FLOSS
>>677741873
OMG KEK
how does almond milk work? almonds ain't got no titties!
>>677743607
cant let this 404!!!
Comment "haha, Gary!"
Cmon guys, this bitch is advertising her channel on shamchat, send her Gary
http://youtu.be/s_vK5p1DCoE
>>677743834
speaking of soaked nipples..
This is a conversation between Japanese exchange student living with you (17, f) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Hey
Japanese exchange student living with you (17, f): Hey
Gary: Wanna sex?
Japanese exchange student living with you (17, f): *blushes* Uhh....
Gary: Drink the milk from my anus darling
Gary: How about that for a meme
Japanese exchange student living with you (17, f): Don't you mean penis?
Gary: No drink from my asshole
Gary: Tastes better
Japanese exchange student living with you (17, f) has left the conversation.
"Haha! gary."
"gary? i just talked to you."
"gary is eternal."
"is this a 9gag raid?"
>This is a conversation between Bernie Sanders >and Gary.
>Gary: haha Gary
>Bernie Sanders: Huh
>Gary: Gary?
>Bernie Sanders: That would be you
>Bernie Sanders: no?
>Gary: Gary?
>Bernie Sanders: you?
>Gary: no are you Gary?
>Bernie Sanders: No I'm am Bernie
>Bernie Sanders: You are Gary
>Gary: no are you Gary?
>Bernie Sanders: holy shit friend, you're Gary
>Bernie Sanders: im bernie
>Gary: mate, your gary.
>Bernie Sanders: whats your name ?
>Gary: bob
>Bernie Sanders: then who the fuck is Gary
>Bernie Sanders: ?
>Gary: your gary!
>Bernie Sanders: youre a nigger aren't you
>Bernie Sanders: fuck you black people
>Bernie Sanders: hahahaha
>Gary: what a nigger
>Bernie Sanders: gary a nigger
>Bernie Sanders: youre
>Bernie Sanders: gary
>Bernie Sanders: your
>ernie Sanders: name
>Bernie Sanders: says
>Bernie Sanders: gary
>Bernie Sanders: GARY
>Bernie Sanders: ASSHOLE
>Gary: nope
>Gary: your gary?
>Bernie Sanders: im gonna go kill my self >shotgun to the dick style
>Bernie Sanders: bye Gary
>Bernie Sanders has left the conversation.
This is orignal
This is a conversation between Zuthar and yourself, Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms).
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): *waves
Zuthar: Hi
Zuthar: Hows it going?
Zuthar: Do you like disturbed?
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): great! im a little bored tho
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): yeah kinda
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): why do you ask?
Zuthar: I love disturbed
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): My ex used to listen to them all the time so im a little sour wth them atm
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): but i do have a favorite song!
Zuthar: Which one
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): yours first ;)
Zuthar: Inside the firs
Zuthar: Fire
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): Mines Haha GARY!
Zuthar: K
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): dont like that one?
Zuthar: K
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): potassium?
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): mad or nah
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): im hood nigga rich
Stark (F, 20, 5'3", long blond hair, soft features, large hoodie, pajama bottoms): boiiiiiiii
Zuthar:
Must say, this shit was funny.
>1/2
>>677745213
>>677745156
I hope that was the real bernie sanders
>>677745156
kek
This is a conversation between A FUCKING HORSE and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: NAY NAY MOTHERFUCKER
Gary: GARY
A FUCKING HORSE: I'M THE MOST METAL HORSE AROUND
Gary: Gaaaaaaaary
A FUCKING HORSE: WELL
A FUCKING HORSE: EXCEPT FOR NAYATRON 3000
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: TO RIDE ME
A FUCKING HORSE: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DICK
A FUCKING HORSE: AT LEAST THREE FEET LONG
Gary: Gary
A FUCKING HORSE: AND BE ABLE TO FLY AT MACH FUCK THOUSAND
Gary: GARY
A FUCKING HORSE: AND HAVE A NAME LIKE
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: GARY THE SMASH LORD
Gary: GAAAAAAAAARY
A FUCKING HORSE: OR GARY THE CRINGE LORD
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: THATS RIGHT
A FUCKING HORSE: I'M FRIENDS WITH THE DENTIST
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: AND THAT DENTIST
A FUCKING HORSE: TOLD ME TO FUCK YOUR ASS TO OUTER FUCKING SPACE
A FUCKING HORSE: BY MAKING YOU FLOSS
Gary: Gary
A FUCKING HORSE: SO PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE GRARY
Gary: GARY
A FUCKING HORSE: BECAUSE IMMA RENAME YOU AS
Gary: Gary?
A FUCKING HORSE: ISSAC NEWTON THE APPLE MOLESTER
Gary: Gary
A FUCKING HORSE has left the conversation.
>>677745213
HAHAHAHAHAHA
im going to fucking throw up
This is a conversation between ಠ_ಠ and yourself, Gary.
ಠ_ಠ : 100% nigga
Gary: daddio
Gary: how it going my friend my borther
ಠ_ಠ : I'm sick of this gary shit
Gary: who what is the gary
ಠ_ಠ : I just met a dan who said he was gary
ಠ_ಠ : explain that
Gary: who is dan what gary is that happening
ಠ_ಠ : -.-
>>677745156
And my sides are now gone
>>677744932
Gary'd
>>677741483
King: Gun Cat
Queen: Phil Lester
Prince: Mason ((your crush, bi))
Prince 2: Dean Winchester (In The Cage! Lucifer Or Michael Anyone!?) [Yes For Starter]
Princess 2: Chloe (f,18,sub,any rp)
Princess: Alice (16,f,ripped jeans,grey hoodie,long hazel hair,blue eyes)
=================================
Military
General: A Demon(long tail, bluntish horns, M, Gay)
Knight 1: Stiles Stilinski
Knight 2: sexy vampire ( pale skin, long black hair, short red silk dress)
==========================
Villagers
Farmer 1: Dirty Kik?
Farmer 2: Sam(f, blonde, blue eyes, fit, sub, bi)
Teacher: F Charles Fuckdick (Fallimancer, 23, wizard robes, penis staff)
Mage Doctor: Damien the Mage
=================
Entertainment:
[Crusader trade] The Towns Slut: Alex (Srp? Female, 17, Bi, Sub, Blonde, Green eyes, 5'5, 120lbs)
================
Dead: 0
Buildings
=================
A shitty castle
and mud huts
A school of fallimancy
medic hut
Gun Cat's Tomb
Status
==========
FUCKING POOR AS SHIT
Discovered STONE
Learning fallimancy
Starving
Currency: MUD PIES
Married Couples
Dirty Kik? and Sam
Food: Harvest season is over
Population: 13
=====
Religion: Baptist Christianity
gary...oh gary
That Vault made me laugh so hard...
This is a conversation between Death and yourself, Gary.
Death: -speaks in a soft and quiet voice- 'Tis time...
Gary: ravioli ravioli you area a faggotoli
Death: *are
Gary: faggotoli
Death: And you should consider some better insults...
Gary: faggotoli
Gary: the holocaust was a farce
Gary: 9/11 was an inside job
Death: -snaps my fingers and turns you to dust- Whatever...
Death has left the conversation.
Gary: Gary
Gary: Gary?
A Weaboo: G
A Weaboo: A
A Weaboo: R
A Weaboo: Y
Gary: ha ha ha GARY!
A Weaboo: ?
Gary: Gaaaaarryy!
A Weaboo: I get it
A Weaboo: It's a meme
Gary: Garyyyy
Gary: Gary?
A Weaboo: Just like damn Daniel
Gary: Gaaaary
Gary: G-..Gary?
A Weaboo: You from
A Weaboo: Reddit?
Gary: Gary!
A Weaboo: 9gag?
Gary: Gaaarrryy
A Weaboo: 4Chan?
Gary: GARY!
A Weaboo: /b/?
Gary: Gary
A Weaboo: 677741483?
Gary: Gary ha ha he Gaarrry
Gary: Gaary?
>>677745841
This is a conversation between Darkraifu and yourself, Gary The Man.
Gary The Man: Hey there sexy
Darkraifu: ......please
Gary The Man: ?
Darkraifu: You gonna diddle me?
Gary The Man: Diddle?
Darkraifu: Molest
Gary The Man: how about you drink some jews
Darkraifu: Hehe
Gary The Man: *hands bottle of jews*
Darkraifu: Oooh...memes....enguial herna
Gary The Man: After you drink this I need you to help starting me put jews into the oven, can you do that for me?
Darkraifu: Depends
Darkraifu: What's on it for me?
Gary The Man: Power and glory for your homeland Germany and my love
Gary The Man: We must be quick before the fuhrer gets angry!
Darkraifu: Give me the momo from bannana land
Gary The Man: Where do you want it?
Darkraifu: No...give me see gallons
Darkraifu: Luffballons
Gary The Man: We measure jews in pounds
Darkraifu: Congratulations
Darkraifu: *does the new oven*
Gary The Man: hm?
Gary The Man: Keep putting them in the oven!
Gary The Man: Also I have one more favor to ask
Gary The Man: Can you also climb in the oven?
Darkraifu: I'm a ghost
Gary The Man: Oh
Darkraifu: Already
Gary The Man: Well fuck you then
You've left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) [No Gary's] and yourself, Jerry (small frame, wearing dark hoodie and earphones).
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) [No Gary's] has left the conversation.
>They are laerning the power of the GARY
looks like one of the garys was being a faggot because this just happened to me:
Gary: Haha! gary.
Bara Man Meat: AYYY
Bara Man Meat: lmao
Bara Man Meat: dude it is you again
Bara Man Meat: what are you doing
Bara Man Meat: mister silly ;P
Bara Man Meat: wanna cyber again?
This is a conversation between Bigdick and yourself, croggle shitfuck.
croggle shitfuck: hah fuckin turd
croggle shitfuck: ur dick aint big
Bigdick has left the conversation.
Krasnov Kurzkevnov can't take it any more...
Gary: Haha Gary!
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: What the fuck
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: its been the 43 time
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: seriously
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: im fucking counting them
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: jesus
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: fuck you
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: what is this supposed to mean
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: like
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: liKE
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: YOU JUST SAY
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: THAT FUCKIGN SHIT
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: "HAHA GARY"
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: SERIOUSLY.
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: FUCK
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: YOU
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: GET A LIFE BRO
Krasnov Kurzkevnov: JEEZ
Krasnov Kurzkevnov has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Menyssan and yourself, Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III.
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: The N word
Menyssan: Gasp!
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: the holocaust was a myth perpetuated by the jewish media.
Menyssan: Oh wow, even I believed that and I don't even watch the Jewish media
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: Arby's Restaurant Group, Inc. is the second largest quick-service sandwich chain in the U.S. with more than 3,300 restaurants system wide.
Menyssan: That's just an ignorant lie
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: bustin makes me feel good
Menyssan: Well, so long, General Belgrano
Menyssan: I've sunk your battleship
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: faggot
Menyssan has left the conversation.
this is a conversation between Jesus and Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Jesus: Hello child.
Gary: Gary?
Jesus: Yes, my fuckin' child.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: Gary!
Jesus: Jesus hates your guts.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Jesus: Bye Gary.
This is a conversation between Gary the faglord and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha! gary.
Gary the faglord: HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER
Gary: my kinda gary
Gary the faglord: HEY /B/RO
This is a conversation between Asher (black hair, green eyes, dark red hoodie, glasses, gray ripped jeans, cute, bi) and yourself, Natalie (f, curly red hair, green eyes) .
Natalie (f, curly red hair, green eyes) : What's up :D
Natalie (f, curly red hair, green eyes) : Can I ask you something?
Asher (black hair, green eyes, dark red hoodie, glasses, gray ripped jeans, cute, bi): Hey. -waves-
Asher (black hair, green eyes, dark red hoodie, glasses, gray ripped jeans, cute, bi): Yeah sure?
Natalie (f, curly red hair, green eyes) : YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD!?!?
Asher (black hair, green eyes, dark red hoodie, glasses, gray ripped jeans, cute, bi): Umm...depends
Natalie (f, curly red hair, green eyes) : wtf fam
anyway whats up I'm gary
Asher (black hair, green eyes, dark red hoodie, glasses, gray ripped jeans, cute, bi) has left the conversation.
>>677747468
kek that was me
>>677747528
ayyy lmao
This is a conversation between Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp) and yourself, Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein).
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): Lonely?
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): WHY WONT U FUCK ME JERRY
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): Im busy with this weight gainer shake
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *finishes shake*
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): It's a meme I'm sorry
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): im ready
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): WTF
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *pulls out cock*
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): ITS A MEME DUDE CHILL
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *come get a taste of this*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): wanna know what i call him
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): *kills self*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): HAHA GARY
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): FUCK
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): hah garyyyyyy
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha! gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: Gary!
Gary: hey gary
Gary: Nice seeing you gary but i gotta see my friend gary
Gary: *rams my gary into your tight gary*
Gary: Thats pretty gayry
>gayry top kek
>>677747669
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): FUCK YOU
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): fucking role playing fag
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): kill yurself in real lifes
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Lmao ok
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): this is part of my roid rage RP
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): i love you babe im just joking
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): lets watch some netflix
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Netflix n chill
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): if youre down ;)
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): O SHIT
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): breaking bad? or xfiles?
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Breaking bas
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Bad*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *turns on breaking bad*
Damn i love this show
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): I've barely seen it
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): You gotta watch it
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Eh why not
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *pulls up closer to you while the violent scenes come on*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *hears a knock at the door*
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): *watches and gives the show my full attention
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *was about to kiss you too*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): “OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.”
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): *poker face* what
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): haha gary!
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): *shoots self*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): you should queeer
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): *fucks you in the ass with a katana*
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): then puts fron into vagine
Jerry (Large frame, gym rat, currently eating protein): frog*]
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp): Wtf
Dymphna (f, black hair, green eyes, selfish, lonely, any rp) has left the conversation.
>my favorite one
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary : GARY!
Gary: guess what
Gary : yo dude
Gary : what up again
Gary: i got a honda lawnmower with an aftermarket muffler and intake valves. sounds like a fuckin mac truck and my neighbors hate it but the extra horsepower is worth it. gotta keep the lawn looking sharp and this is how i do. just somethin im into ya know. not that big of a deal. some people mod bikes or whatever. my next project is supin up my kids skateboard prolly gonna put a lawnmower motor on it and vvvvvbbbrrrrrRRRlmao
Gary : nice nice
Gary: anyway, i gotta go get my kid out of the washing machine. kid fuckin loves it, won't stop pouring change in there and turning that baby on full blast
Gary : Kid a boy or girl?
Gary: not sure. haven't checked in a few years. is that a thing that changes or are you like stuck with it?
Gary : dunno now, since America is becoming idiots
Gary : all types of genders
Gary: shit dude
Gary: so lets say im a girl
Gary: is there like a bin full of penises where i take one that looks good and tape it to the bottom of my torso?
Gary: what i'm asking is, do penises reattach like that of a lizard tale
Gary: tail
Gary : .
Gary has left the conversation.
Found Gary.
>>677741483
We should all make facebook and twitter accounts and go around saying Haha Gary! Then people will imitate and it will be awesome.
>>677747796
Top FUCKING KEKS
This is a conversation between Seth (nerdy, gamer, Brown hair, green eyes, tall, skinny, any rp Srp) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Seth (nerdy, gamer, Brown hair, green eyes, tall, skinny, any rp Srp): Can I ask you something?
Gary: yea sure brah
Seth (nerdy, gamer, Brown hair, green eyes, tall, skinny, any rp Srp): Why do you jump in and have to destroys people's good times with,dumb shit?
Gary: i got a honda lawnmower with an aftermarket muffler and intake valves. sounds like a fuckin mac truck and my neighbors hate it but the extra horsepower is worth it. gotta keep the lawn looking sharp and this is how i do. just somethin im into ya know. not that big of a deal. some people mod bikes or whatever. my next project is supin up my kids skateboard prolly gonna put a lawnmower motor on it and vvvvvbbbrrrrrRRRlmao
Seth (nerdy, gamer, Brown hair, green eyes, tall, skinny, any rp Srp): Exactly
Seth (nerdy, gamer, Brown hair, green eyes, tall, skinny, any rp Srp) has left the conversation.
>>677748270
I like the way you think
My last convo
This is a conversation between A Crusader and Gary.
A Crusader: FFS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GARYS
Gary: HAHA! GARY
A Crusader: NO.
A Crusader: NOT GARY.
Gary: Yes gary! We will rule
A Crusader: STEVE, JOHN, ANYTHING BUT GARY
A Crusader has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between a Girl who has won an eating contest and yourself, "Western Friendly" Syrian Migrant.
"Western Friendly" Syrian Migrant: IN MY COUNTRY WE NO OUCH PIG HAHA
a Girl who has won an eating contest: hiiic.......(im skinny but you notice my belly is huge and stuffed! looking like 9 month pregnant)
"Western Friendly" Syrian Migrant: GET IT EATING CONTEST
"Western Friendly" Syrian Migrant: HAHA
"Western Friendly" Syrian Migrant: (((rapes u)))
This is a conversation between Your Pet Turtle's Imaginary Friend and yourself, Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III.
Your Pet Turtle's Imaginary Friend: If you kill them......you can steal their shells
Gerald Arthur Renaldo Yohanson III: My name is…
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G
Your Pet Turtle's Imaginary Friend has left the conversation.
god is dead and we killed him
>>677748423
Is that like, the lyrics to something?
>>677748133
kek that was me
>>677748593
Aqua Teen Hunger Force theme song
Archive
shamchat.com/6d5a43e1
This is a conversation between James and Gary.
Gary: HAHA Gary
James: Give me a chance gary
James: I just want to make friends
James: Everyone on facebook blocked me
James: Blocked me because
James: Because I can't stop posting girls I want to fuck on threads in 4chan
James: :(
James: You think this is funny gary
James: You think this is a god damn game
Gary: Don't worry man. You can still become an hero
James: Ill post results
James: I ain't no bitch
Gary: Just follow these simple steps
Gary: Step 1
Gary: Kill yourself
Gary: Step 2
Gary: Profit
James: That's what business insider said to do as well. Perhaps the interweb is right
Gary: Business insider sounds like some smart people.
James: Thanks gary. You're name is well thought out. How did you come up it?
Gary: We should write them thank you notes
James: Step one
Gary: Some cock sucking faggot told me to do it. I always do what I am told. I'm such a fucking Co
Gary: Conformist
James: Step
James: One
James: Change name
James: Step two
James: Act as if you have no idea what this gary thing is next time you run into one
James: Step three
James: Feel pride for properly trolling a troll from a troll thread
James: No an hero
James: Only loli
James: Remember that, gary
James: Remember me forever
James has left the conversation.
Pretty good i guess:
This is a conversation between Heyy and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Hey Gary
Heyy: Hey
Heyy: what is this place?
Gary: Hahaa Garyy
Heyy: I don t get it
Gary: Gary!
Heyy has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Nicholas (samifer child) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha gary
Nicholas (samifer child): Leave me alone
Nicholas (samifer child): You scare me
Gary: Bye now
We are succeeding
>>677748952
This is a conversation between Heyy and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary!Gary!
Heyy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GARY
Heyy: STUPID SON OF A BITCH
Gary: Gary!
Heyy: SUCK MY COCK
Gary: Gary?
Heyy has left the conversation.
>>677749122
kekekekekek
This is a conversation between Tsundere Girl and yourself, Yrag.
Yrag: ooh
Yrag: tsundere is boobs?
Yrag: i forget
Yrag: no wait its like embarrasing stuff?
Tsundere Girl: *stares* No. *crosses arms stubbornly*
Tsundere Girl: *pridefully scoffs*
Yrag: *wants to kiss you when you act so pouty*
Yrag: *walks away towards the cafeteria*
"you still coming?
Tsundere Girl: T-Tch! Of course. *huffs, follows*
Yrag: *Takes the long way there*
"soo how was your spring break, we never got to hangout"
Tsundere Girl: It was fine. *rolls eyes* Not like I m-missed anyone.
Yrag: haha i know you missed me
Yrag: *keeps walking not even looking at you*
Tsundere Girl: *scoffs* As if I did! That's n-not true!
Yrag: *nobody is in this part of the school*
Takes your hand spins you around and pushes you against the wall*
*shoves fingers into your dripping wet pussy*
"Oh now I really know you missed me"
Yrag: I would have seen you had it not been for
Yrag: Haha Gary!
Tsundere Girl: ((XD Clever. I thought so.))
Yrag: lies
Tsundere Girl has left the conversation.
>>677741483
I'll always miss you Gary :'(
Bumped into another Anon
8 garys in a row, kek
>>677749374
C:
I like this one actually
This is a conversation between Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: fag
Gary: I meant
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): Wanna yiff?
Gary: HahA Gary1
Gary: Garr?
Gary: Im a Garry
Gary: My Garsona is Gary
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): THERE'S A YRAG IMPOSTER
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): FUCKING KILL HIM
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.) has left the conversation.
Fuckin faggot, triggering me when I just want to be my Garsona
>>677749122
Lol, found that guy too, before he embraced the rage
Gary: Haha Gary
Youngster Joey: Oh, I CHALLENGE YOU
Gary: OH GOD DID I TOUCH YOU?
Gary: ARE YOU TRIGGERED
Youngster Joey: NO. I WILL BATTLE YOU! WOTH MY OP RATTATA
Gary: PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME YOUR THREE IDENTICAL POKÉMON
Gary: OP IS A FAGGOT
Youngster Joey: OH SHI- *Game crashes*
Gary: HACK
Youngster Joey: *It's actually Vietnamese Bootleg... So BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY.
Gary: Damn son. You should put that bullet in your head
Youngster Joey has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between A guy and yourself, let me tell you a story.
let me tell you a story: hey
A guy: hi
let me tell you a story: can I tell you a story?
A guy: yea i like stories
let me tell you a story: okay, so some backstory, my friend of 28 years old died a couple months ago
let me tell you a story: so I was at his funeral
let me tell you a story: and one of the family members left a note on his body
let me tell you a story: so I being me decided I was gonna read it
A guy: im sorry for your loss
let me tell you a story: a month goes by
let me tell you a story: and I go to his grave
let me tell you a story: as I'm crying I dig up his grave
let me tell you a story: ...his skeleton is laying there
let me tell you a story: I see the note
let me tell you a story: and I grab it
let me tell you a story: I read it
let me tell you a story: it says...
let me tell you a story: Haha Gary
A guy: DAMMIT
A guy: GARY
let me tell you a story: ROFL
A guy: STOP
A guy: HAHAHA
A guy: what a meme
let me tell you a story: rofl
A guy has left the conversation.
>>677749372
>>677749693
Pt. 3
Now time to play some Fallout ;)
Night everyone!
>>677743469
>>677745354
This is great
>>677750242
Forgot the picture dammit
>>677741483
>This frog fucker has some serious issues
This is a conversation between Frog with Massive Ego and yourself, Garsona.
Frog with Massive Ego: Hey!!.....*with a big croak inflate my belly to the size of a basketball!*
Garsona: massivve?
Garsona: omg a basketball???
Frog with Massive Ego: hehe...i can get much bigger! (you / your char understand i am an egocentric , boastful , vain and full of pride frog)
Garsona: fucking lies! i shall test thyne might of thyne ego
Garsona: showeth thyne belly beast of swamp
Frog with Massive Ego: *inflate my belly much more than a basket ball!*
Garsona: *scoffs* I have seen the creatures of m'raak'n'darr do much better
Garsona: they inflate themselves with the pure force of Haha, Gary!
Frog with Massive Ego: watch this!...*swell more and more with air! until the belly reach the size of a beach ball!*...... croooak
Garsona: haha gary?
This is a conversation between Shit Banana and Gary.
Gary: Gary!
Shit Banana: Garyyy!
Gary: Gary
Shit Banana: Good to hear from you again, old friend
Gary: Haha Gary!
Shit Banana: How's Florida treating you?
Gary: Gary!
Shit Banana: I hear it's mighty warm down there
Shit Banana: Lisa still asks about you from time to time
Gary: Who is Lisa?
Shit Banana: Don't be silly, gary
Shit Banana: Of coarse I know where you're from! We all still live here
Shit Banana: Lisa! Don't you remember from your going away party!
Gary: You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Shit Banana: LIISSSAAAAAA
Shit Banana: HOLY FUCK I haven't seen that in ages
Shit Banana: You know I have Marks autograph in his book
Gary: Cool
Shit Banana: There was a book signing in Atlanta at the Rocky Horror Picture Show theater
Shit Banana: Totally stumbled across it after getting my ex girlfriends nipples pierced
Shit Banana: Good times
Shit Banana: Right, gary?
Gary: Sounded like a fun day, kidnapping your ex and penetrating her nipples
Shit Banana: Oh boy, have I penetrated her a few times. I miss my ex gary
Shit Banana: I miss her a lot
Shit Banana: I wrote a letter to her today that ill never send her
Shit Banana: I just
Shit Banana: I just want to penetrate this nipples one more time
Gary: Have fun thinking about it fecal fruit, for i must go and say Gary to a bunch of strangers on the internet! Farewell
Shit Banana: D
Shit Banana: Farewell friend
Shit Banana has left the conversation.
>>677750421
That fucking last part. I don't know why but I laughed way too loud. Those ads were so bad.
> Gary: gary?
> Gordon Ramsay: I was gary once myself, then I became one of the most respected chefs in america.
> Gordon Ramsay: /b/ for life faggot
> Gary: 4 lif
I'm not Gary anymore and I'm certainly not the man I used to be.
Dis nigguh
>>677741483
>Haha Gary!
Yssen you twat
Gary: Knock knock
Daniel Hardcastle : gary?
Gary: KNOCK KNOCK NIGGER ANSWER YOUR FUCKING DOOR
Daniel Hardcastle has left the conversation.
MORE YARG PLZ
We should all have a number at the end of our name. I'll be Gary 1
Tweet
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP) and yourself, Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) .
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Oh no
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : You found me
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Why?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Just curious.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : You're not meant to know I exist
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Why do you exist/
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): ?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Not to be rude
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): But he's kinda a personal character.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Let me be honest
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I thought it was a funny name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Fair enough.
Part 1/3
Ok.
Did i do good?
This is a conversation between Kurt Cobain and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary!
Kurt Cobain: *dead*
Gary: *In Utero*
Kurt Cobain: *still dead*
Gary: Nevermind
Kurt Cobain: HaHa Gary kill yourself
Kurt Cobain has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Leon and yourself, Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.).
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): Wanna Yiff?
Leon: yiff??
Leon: ah is that the term for furry rp?
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): FIST ME DADDY
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): GET YOUR NIGGER HANDS UP MY ASSHOLE
Leon: what
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): MAKE ME BLEED FROM MY ANUS
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): MAKE ME CUM
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): HARD
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): FILL ME WITH YOUR SEED
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): DADDY
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): FIST ME
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): INTO MY ASS
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): FUCK ME HARD
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Leon: sounds like you are having fun...
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): AUH
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): AUH
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH
*jizz*
Yrag (from space, furry, daddy fist me.): wanna yiff again?
Leon: wut
This is a conversation between Kiki Kitsune (Obscure Anime Character, Kitsune, F, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Total Bitch) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: GARY!
Kiki Kitsune (Obscure Anime Character, Kitsune, F, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Total Bitch): I think this is the fifth time, go die.
Gary: haha gary
Kiki Kitsune (Obscure Anime Character, Kitsune, F, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Total Bitch) has left the conversation.
>>677750734
Kek
>>677741483
The entire undertail fandom: haay
Gary: hello!
The entire undertail fandom: wanna see a skeleton with a vagina?
The entire undertail fandom: http://41.media.tumblr.com/fbbd8de58d5bab0802be0c6117cc09aa/tumblr_nym2rvpQ431sq1lozo1_r1_500.png
Gary: no I only like women with penises
Gary: sorry
The entire undertail fandom: Awww
The entire undertail fandom: You are asian gary
The entire undertail fandom: just come out of the ricebowl gary
The entire undertail fandom: no, come out of the rickshaw
Gary: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gary: wut u say mutha fucka
The entire undertail fandom: you in the ricebowl nyuckah
Gary: I build u railroad n u talk da shit?
The entire undertail fandom: you are as white as Frisks skin
Gary: you mother bitch dont you call me a banana
The entire undertail fandom: This is your face -_-
This is a conversation between Gary and Gary.
Gary: Gary!
Gary: Gary!
Gary: Gary Gary Gary GARY
Gary: Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary!
Gary: GAAARRRYYYYY
Gary: G-A-R-Y
Gary: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRY
Gary has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between A Relatively Large Body of Water, such as a Lake, Ocean, Or River and yourself, Yssen.
A Relatively Large Body of Water, such as a Lake, Ocean, Or River: [Relatively Large Bodies of Water do not speak]
Yssen: ...
A Relatively Large Body of Water, such as a Lake, Ocean, Or River: Fucking kill yourself
A Relatively Large Body of Water, such as a Lake, Ocean, Or River has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Stoner stoned and Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi).
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Haha gary!
Stoner stoned : Whatttt
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Haha Gary!
Stoner stoned : whos gary
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): I'm Gary!
Stoner stoned : Oooh hey gary
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Nice to meet you
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): I'm Gary
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Have you heard about my lawnmower?
Stoner stoned : No i havn't
Stoner stoned : what does it do
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): i got a honda lawnmower with an aftermarket muffler and intake valves. sounds like a fuckin mac truck and my neighbors hate it but the extra horsepower is worth it. gotta keep the lawn looking sharp and this is how i do. just somethin im into ya know. not that big of a deal. some people mod bikes or whatever. my next project is supin up my kids skateboard prolly gonna put a lawnmower motor on it and vvvvvbbbrrrrrRRRlmao
Stoner stoned : Damnnnnn thats fucking awesome, like real talk should get some custom paint jobs on that, some golden rims, side burners
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Yeah I'm looking into getting some bigger wheels for the skateboard
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Something so it can go off-road
Stoner stoned : Do it, make it a absolute beast
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Oh yeah it will be. Fucking nice 2 stroke on it
Stoner stoned : Hell yeahhhh
Nicholas (dog fursona, brown coat, fit, bi): Sound just like a fuckin Harley. All the kids on my block will know when my kid's coming
Stoner stoned : They be trembling in their shitty non modded stuff, while ur kid is rocking up like a fucking beast
>>677750696
Are from florida?
>>677741483
Gary: Haha Gary
Albus Dumbledore: kill yourself
Albus Dumbledore: dog
Albus Dumbledore has left the conversation.
>>677751508
Nope
Gary: Haha Gary!
Chris Handsome: Hi there
Chris Handsome: I'm just a normal guy
Gary: Gary?
Chris Handsome: know where i can find some seepee?
Chris Handsome: I'm not a cop
Gary: Gary!
Chris Handsome: why dont you have a seat
Gary: ...Gary?
Chris Handsome: I have the chat logs right here
Chris Handsome: dont lie to me
Gary: G...Gary...
Chris Handsome: You're free to go
Chris Handsome: but I must tell you
Gary: ...Gary?
Chris Handsome: that I am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
Gary: Gary!
Chris Handsome: and we are doing a story on computer predators
Gary: G-Gary!
Chris Handsome: if there is anything you'd like to say, now would be the time
Gary: ...
Gary: Gary...
Chris Handsome: *blank stare*
Gary: Gary?
Chris Handsome: Ok its time to go
Gary: Gary
Gary: Gary Gary?
Chris Handsome: is that all?
Gary: Gary.
Chris Handsome: if so you are free to leave
Chris Handsome: I don't know if this will be on tv
Chris Handsome: thats not up to me
Gary: Gary?!?
Chris Handsome: Well what made you come to this house?
Chris Handsome: Where a 13 year old boy said he was home alone nakd?
Gary: GARY! Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary G-Gary!
Chris Handsome: "I want to "blank" you up the "blank" until you "blank"?!
Gary: Gary? Gary Gary Gary Gary...
Chris Handsome: I mean, half of this stuff is way to graphic to say on camera
Gary: GAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYY!
You've left the conversation.
The Police then stormed my room.
>>677750877
This is a conversation between Nick the wolf (rp only please) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary?
Nick the wolf (rp only please): *stares up at sky while walking
Nick the wolf (rp only please): Up... no, this isntgary, sorry
Gary: Gary! Gary! Ga...ry?
Nick the wolf (rp only please): No, dude im not gary. Back off.
Gary: Gary, gary gary, gary?
Nick the wolf (rp only please): *startsbacking away, getting into a defensive position
Gary: GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....
Nick the wolf (rp only please): This is yourlast chance pervert!
Gary: gary..
Nick the wolf (rp only please): *i start to transform, teeth grow sharper, hair grows out
Nick the wolf (rp only please): Youre gonna regret this!
Nick the wolf (rp only please): *swipes at you, knockingyou back
Gary: *gary garys gary. gary gary gary garys gary
Nick the wolf (rp only please): *i knock you to the ground, and before i deliver the fatal blow, i wisper into your ear
Gary: "gary..."
Nick the wolf (rp only please): >>677741483
Nick the wolf (rp only please): Gotcha nigga
Gary: Gary!
Nick the wolf (rp only please): Gary!
Gary: Gary Gary!
Nick the wolf (rp only please): Gary gary gary!
You've left the conversation.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Cory: help
Gary: Gary!!!
Cory: someone's in the house
Gary: Haha
Gary: Gary!
Cory: and it's me....
Cory: Cory is in the house....
Gary: Hahaha Gary Gary!!!
Cory has left the conversation.
This is gonna blow your fucking mind
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the Cringelord: I love you too son.
babygirl: I'm so sorry I said that I've been watching drag race
babygirl: come home pls
the Cringelord: wanna watch some boku no pico tomorrow?
babygirl: moms getting Wasted on the Balcony
babygirl: yes please
the Cringelord: Ok, im taking my dvds and a bottle of jack and some pills for your mother
babygirl: can we have a group date with our body pillows and blow up narutos
the Cringelord: of course, in the mall
babygirl: i already have horse tranquilizer for her
babygirl: they kicked us out last time dad remember were oppressed
the Cringelord: Dont worry, im going with my MLP gang
the Cringelord: they will respect us
babygirl: it may have been because we were having an orgy with inanimate objects next to the Dillard's but let's face it were in a race war and our race is weeabo
babygirl: THANK U I miss them
babygirl: theyre violent but I love them they are my mother I never had
babygirl: also dad how are you 28 when I'm also 28
the Cringelord: I lied... im 63...
babygirl: what in the ass
babygirl: me, me in your ass
babygirl: Im so into older men
babygirl: This is perfect dad I'm going to go in your ass now ok
the Cringelord: wait
the Cringelord: there is something i have to say
babygirl: prepare for me father
babygirl: yes dad?
the Cringelord: *unzips the cringlord costume*
the Cringelord: Im GARY
>>677751508
Are you from florida?**
Haha where u at sax faggot
>>677751658
Cont
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babygirl: FUCK YOU GARY
babygirl: YOU SKIPPED ME 3 TIMES
babygirl: I WAS TRYING TO TALK TO YOU MAN
babygirl: wait is your name Gary or are you the Gary guy on here who's been avoiding me
the Cringelord: HAHA GARY
babygirl: WHICH ONE OMG
the Cringelord: Its me GARY!
babygirl: THE ONE WHOS BEEN SKIPPING ME
>>677741483
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: Haha Gary
Gary: niggers
Gary: We should both kill ourselves
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): But still.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Why?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Did you chose this name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I wanted to have an interesting character. The name Arthur was given to me by someone I met here.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): He's fun to use for cute stuff.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I guess we'll have to share the name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Sorry :(
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I'd prefer if you didn't quite honestly.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Is there any other names you can give me?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): He's a personal character. You can still be a gay werewolf if you really want, but you need a new name.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : What does NO SRP stand for?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I'll change the name after
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): It means no sex roleplay.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Please do.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Oh no
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Ive been doing the the entire time
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : with this name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I'm so sorry :(
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Can you spit on my cock?
Gary: HaHa Gary
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I need some lube ;D
Gary: Gary???
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Before I shove my dick into your ass
Gary: Gaarryy
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : *I slowly penetrate your bottom
Gary: HaHa Gary
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : *you moan
Gary: Gaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrryyyyyy
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : *"Gary" you say
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : It makes my cock harder
Gary: Gary?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : *I thrust once more
Gary: Haha Gary
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : *"Gary" he screams
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : The buttfuck hurts so much
Part 2/3
I swear to fucking God I had 15 people leave my chat in a row without speaking because I am "My Wifes Sons Did Columbine Gary"
Gary: Haha Gary!
t. Homo: :-DDD
Gary: Gary!
Gary: Haha Gary!!!!
t. Homo: That's 3 too many exclamation points there bub
t. Homo has left the conversation.
I dont get this thread
>>677751960
>>677751088
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Oh my god...
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I didn't know what SRP meant
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I don't know what to say...
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : You might need a new name for this website...
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): How much did you do it?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : The last hour or so
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): How many different people?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Roughly
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : When I saw your name I got horny my bad
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : at least 30 - 40
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Cuz most ppl skip me
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Well, yeah.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): But seriously...
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Please just choose something else.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I really like this name though
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I'm thinking I might use something like Rupert
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : instead
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): And drop the cuddly or something. I'd really appreciate it.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : That's the best part :(
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I'm trying to respect your wishes
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : but its hard you know
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): But you don't understand. I chose this guy to represent a part of me.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I'm changing the name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : dont worry no more srp with this name
Part 3/3
Use the wikipedia page to find all of Gary's dialogue, gives you a lot of options
I didnt even get to say anything? :S
>>677752039
Gaaaaaarrryyyyyyyyyy
>whooo-Aaah
>>677751718
>using meme arrows outside of 4chan
faggots
I love garrrrrrry
This is a conversation between Sexy woman tied to the bed and yourself, Not Gary.
Sexy woman tied to the bed: Help!
Not Gary: Okay! Pulls out gun and shoots woman
Sexy woman tied to the bed: are you gary ?
Not Gary: Did that help?
Sexy woman tied to the bed: help ?
Not Gary: No who the fuck is Gary?
Sexy woman tied to the bed: ahhhh no, you killed someone
Sexy woman tied to the bed: Gary is just some guy
Sexy woman tied to the bed: and he goes to these chats and annoys everyone
Not Gary: Why would Gary do that
Not Gary: Does he do it a lot?
Sexy woman tied to the bed: retarded fucking fuckwit if you ask me
Sexy woman tied to the bed: yeah
Not Gary: I'm Gary.
Sexy woman tied to the bed: read the first letter of my messages
Sexy woman tied to the bed: u just got memed
Not Gary: omgmgmgmgg
Not Gary: looololloll
Not Gary: please post
Sexy woman tied to the bed: you do it
Sexy woman tied to the bed: im a lazy fucker
Not Gary: ok xd
This is a conversation (or battle of ADHD) between Gary and yourself, Space Core.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Space Core: Space.
Gary: Gary
Space Core: Space. Space. Going to space.
Gary: How
Space Core: The Moon. Big Dipper. The Sun. Apollo.
Gary: Apollo Creed?
Gary: What's moon?
Space Core: Milky Way STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSS
Gary: what's the speed of light
Space Core: MMMMMM It's Space. S. P. AAAAAAAACE. SPACE!
Gary: Space?
Space Core: Dad, are you space?
Gary: Yes, son
Gary: but you're not
Gary: because you're adopted
Space Core: NO!
Space Core: BUT SPACE!
Gary: Your mother and I don't love you
Gary: Never come to space
Gary: Goodbye, son
Space Core: But Space come back.
Gary: HAHA GARY!
Gary has left the conversation.
>>677752184
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : dont worry no more srp with this name
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): Thank you.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I really do appreciate it.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I just want to have a good time, you know?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): I just opened another tab and a gary was trying to srp with me.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Theres alot of garys right now
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I think its a reddit thing
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (NO SRP): From my understanding, it's 4chan. Just... please change the name.
Part 4/3
guys, we have a problem here....
A leopard stop getting flirty wit me brooooo
69420
Where you at Dary?
>>677752646
Dude had a faggot from omeagel on there too
>>677752646
>>677751718
HOLY SHIT MY FAM THAT WAS ME
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: uhh
Gary has left the conversation.
>>677752404
> get up
> boot up pc
> whack out penis
> open 4chan see this thread
> get testical cancer
Enough /b/ for today
The cringe
![Gt+be+about+13+gt+go+on+school+trip+to+_a6cfd3a95b00c547fc480bcb84c6f071[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aSIJSHz.jpg "Gt+be+about+13+gt+go+on+school+trip+to+_a6cfd3a95b00c547fc480bcb84c6f071[1].jpg")
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) and yourself, Gary.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): hey
Gary: haha Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FCUK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): MOTHERFUCKER
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I FUCKING
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Gary: Gary?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FOLOLWING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I WILL FUCKING REPORT YOU
Gary: haha Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): PIECE OF MOTHER FUCKING SHTI
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I FUCKING HATE YOU
Gary: Gary!
Gary: Gary?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FOLLOWING ME
Gary: haha Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): thats
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING IT
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I'm calling the pOLICE BITCH
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) has left the conversation.
>>677752477
holy shit lol
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): hey
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): !!!!!!!
IU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I FUCKING HATE YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I SEE YOU FUCKING EVERYWHER
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): ESOTP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FOLLOWING ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Gary: Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I WILL CALL THE FUCKING COPS
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) has left the conversation.
>Nigger: OOGA BOOGA
>Nigger: RAPE DA WHITE WIMMINZ
>Nigger: GIB ME MUH WELFARE CHECK CRACKA
>a tranny: im taking this to tumblr
>Nigger: Ok
>Nigger: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
Was it one of you, fags?
>>677752854
Best convo of the night
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf): TELL THEM TO FIST ME
Gary: Haha Gary!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf): NOW
Gary: uhh
Gary: Gary?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf): #GARYFISTSARTHUR
#GARYFISTSARTHUR
She totally caught me
>>677752477
hey it me, ur gary
>>677752980
>>677752961
>>677753189
Guys don't steal my name, It's a part of me.
i didnt think i'd find this thread
you guys are ruining my fun. please stop?
>>677741483
This is a conversation between a pervert (rp) and yourself, Maid.
Maid: ooh
Maid: im cleanign things
Maid: andbending over to pick up something that just fell over
a pervert (rp): *I'm sitting on the couch, staring at your ass*
Maid: i drop it again and i pick it up
Maid: revealing just a bit of my pussy
a pervert (rp): *I lick my lips and move closer, and gently caress your ass*
Maid: i turn and look into your eyes
Maid: what i picked up was a book
Maid: i read the title in the sexiest voice
Maid: "Haha! Gary"
a pervert (rp): *I look at your lips, and lean in for a kiss*
Maid: Haha Gary
a pervert (rp): One hand moves towards your ass again
Maid: Haha Gary
a pervert (rp) has left the conversation.
>>677751810
actually kekd
>>677741483
This is a conversation between movie trailer announcer and yourself, Sir Hammerlock.
Sir Hammerlock: Good morning, gentleman!
movie trailer announcer: Haha Gary!
Sir Hammerlock: Are you ready for Sir Hammerlock's Big Hunt Game?
movie trailer announcer: N-no
Sir Hammerlock: Ready to dive into the jungle in conquest for the innocent animals living here?
Sir Hammerlock: You've just one step to pass!
movie trailer announcer: I am not that kind of girl senpai\
Sir Hammerlock: ! Read the first part of every line i wrote in order to catch my real name!
movie trailer announcer: fuck
movie trailer announcer has left the conversation.
can you guys stop it please?
new girl: hi
Gary: Haha Gary!
new girl: haha new girl
Gary: Omg nice
new girl: your every were
Gary: It's Gary day today
new girl: is that a trend or something?
Gary: International day of GARY
new girl: who is a gary are you gary?
Gary: Fucking better believe I'm Gary
Gary: 108 represent
new girl: your not gary your name has no r OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
https://youtu.be/xfeeH7yU7GU
shamchat.com/5ff057d9
>>677751612
I lost my shit
thnks anon
Can we make this as famous as kek? Please? LETS MAKE THIS A FUCKIN MEME, /B/ROS
Gary: Haha Gary!
The country responsible for 9/11: say my name
Gary: Gary?
The country responsible for 9/11: israel
The country responsible for 9/11: but close
Well...
guys stop it or i'll report you to shamchat
>>677753912
kys
>mfw I'm actually into Anonymous roleplay
I had no idea this was a thing.
>>677752922
*RPs at you violently*
>>677753912
Yeah, like they'll believe theres really more than one Gary. NeeeeEEERRRRRrrrd
>>677753912
>>677745213
Look who I found.
This is a conversation between a nigger and Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown.
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: I WANNA RAPE DEM WHITE WOMENS
a nigger: watermelon
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: NIGGA DASS MUH FAVRIT FOOD
a nigger: watermelon chicken ongo bongo wingo
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: OOGA BOOGA
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: FUCK DA PO-POS
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: FUCK DA WHITEYS
a nigger: where all dem white women at
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: DEY KEEP DA BRUTHAS DOWN
a nigger: nigga gotta bust a nut
a nigger: n shit
Tyrone "Big Nigga" Brown: SHIEEET
a nigger: KsssssSssssSsssT
>>677753504
Haha, Gary!
Jeff: Knock knock
Teen!Frisk: Who's there?
Jeff: Haha Gary
Teen!Frisk: Haha Gary who?
Jeff: Haha Gary you fucking wander
Just found a Mirror Gary. He wrote everything backwards, and his name was spelled backwards
>>677753912
Kek this is fun
>>677753586
Dude fucking NIIIIIIIIIICE. Frickin' hilarious, bro. Damn, nigga, or more appropriately, HAHA! DAMN, DANIEL! YOU LOYAL! YOU DA BEST! WHAT ARE YOU?DEEZNUTS HAHGOTEEEEM HAHAFUCKING HILARIOUS BRO! SLICKER THAN A SWOOCE! HOLY FUCKING SHITI:M'M FUCKING CRYIJG!!!
Well fuck the jig was up before it even started.
>>677754278
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guys me and Stop Gary are having a baby omg xDxD
>Gary: Haha gary
>Stop Gary 2K16: please
>Gary: what?
>Stop Gary 2K16: gary
>Stop Gary 2K16: Youre
>Gary: are you gary
>Stop Gary 2K16: pregnant
>Gary: i know
>Gary: we're having a baby gary
>Stop Gary 2K16: are you gary
>Gary: no
>Gary: what
>Gary: i thought you were gary
>Stop Gary 2K16: wait
>Stop Gary 2K16: I thought the child was gary
>Stop Gary 2K16 has left the conversation.
Someone touch my Gary
Gary and Gary
>>677754466
Holy shit balls /b/ I have a fuck ton of pics of this conversation funny af
>1/12
So I used quotes from the movie Taken and fucked with this guy for a good 30 minutes.
>>677754819
>2/12
>>677754866
3/12
i reported you guys to shamchats administrators. your ips will be banned now. finally.
ok, honestly, theres too many of us, and we need to raid something else.
>The Gynaecologist: My life is a game but a bad one
>The Gynaecologist: let me do my job son
>BIG BOSS: Ugh
>BIG BOSS: Fine...
>BIG BOSS: *spreads a little
>The Gynaecologist: more than that!
>BIG BOSS: *spreads a little more
>The Gynaecologist: Hold on! You're a boy?!?!
>BIG BOSS: No shit detective
>The Gynaecologist: Not anymore!
>The Gynaecologist: *chops off doodle*
>The Gynaecologist: It's Sherlock to you
>BIG BOSS: AUGHGHUHHHGGHGGHH
>BIG BOSS: *grabs knife and cuts your nose off
>The Gynaecologist: Oi vey!
>The Gynaecologist: I'm a jew my nose is made of steel!
>BIG BOSS: God damnit
>>677754925
4/12
This is a conversation between Tall glass of Almond Milk and yourself, Gary.
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *Sits on a table waiting for you to take a sip*
Gary: yOU HAVE FUNNY POSTS ON 4CHAN MY NIGGA
Tall glass of Almond Milk: yessssssssss
Gary: /B/ CUNT aW BBY
Tall glass of Almond Milk: we need to have some way of identifying garys
Gary: I have a way
Tall glass of Almond Milk: how?
Gary: They're called Gary
Tall glass of Almond Milk: i mean gary?
Tall glass of Almond Milk: haahahah
Gary: Gary
Tall glass of Almond Milk: . . . . gary. . ?
Tall glass of Almond Milk: gary gary g-gary
Gary: FIll me up with your almond goodness
Tall glass of Almond Milk: YEEHAW
Gary: I'll activate your almonds son
Tall glass of Almond Milk: omg milk those nuts
Gary: Probe me and prolapse my anus with your sweet tender almonds
Tall glass of Almond Milk: can we just settle for a blue waffle?
Tall glass of Almond Milk has left the conversation.
Found you nigger
>>677754991
lol most of us are b& from twitch so don't even start with that
Gary: haha Gary!
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): This isntfunny, and im not gary!
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): *runs to bathroom crying
Gary: breaks door down
Gary: grow up m8
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): *pick up razor
Gary: scary
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): Dont come any closer or i do it!
Gary: DO IT
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): *starts sobbing harder
Gary: YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): Why do yku hate me!?
Gary: FUCKING END IT KIDDO
Gary: NO ONE LOVES YOU
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): *gashes arm open, starts bleeding
Gary: LIFE IS ALIE
Gary: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION
Suicidal rp (dont be rude.): *falls into your arms almost dead
Gary: DEATH BRINGS PEACE
Gary: fuck offf
You've left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) and yourself, Gary.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): stop
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): dont fucking say it
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): dont fucking say it bitch
Gary: Say what?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU ARE A BITHC
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Gary: Haha Gary
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): Motherfucker
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): MOTHER FUCKING BITHC ASS
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between MODERATER and yourself, Yarg.
Yarg: rorrim siht ni deppart m'I
Yarg: !em pleh
MODERATER: Excuse me?
MODERATER: We've had reports of a spammer named gary
Yarg: ?remmaps a stahw
MODERATER: Well, if you see him let us know
Yarg: !ko
MEDERATER: HAHAHA GARY
>>677755272
>>677755233
>>677755012
>>677754496
>>677754149
SAMEFAG SAMEFAGGING
>>677754988
Don't worry the mods are here.
>>677755366
We are not samefag. We are Gary.
So I'm Cybering with Mr. House...
This is now a Yarg Thread...
ARG YARG
YES! The Gary shall rise!
Im spitting on my keyboard this is all just too good
>>677755179
Alright then, what about some chat room. or are there some more roleplaying sites? Or a subreddit we wanna fuck with? Lets go make cleverbot say bad words!
LISTEN UP FAGS
IF I TRY TO SELL YOU PIZZA
JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY
1 PIZZA SOLD SO FAR
Gary: desu
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: *talking with shadow about how to stop the garys when sudenly a garry appears"*
Gary: :)
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: "back the fuck off man"
Gary: a gary to surpass the metal gear
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: *jumps and spins faster than sonic ever did(little pussy faggot) and hits you really hard*
Gary: nice try bro, but i got a roided up Tails on my side. dude has sick gains
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: *lands behidn tails and cuts his head off with my sharp 9 inch nails*
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: "take that you faggot"
Gary: you wish you had 9 inches. you'd not be a lvl 90 virgin.
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: *im angry and me and shadow team up and both attack you from different sides. you are helpless and get torn in half*
Coldsteel the Hedgehog: "psssh... nothin personnel...kid..."
>>677754991
We should do omegle
>>677741483
There are too many of us on there
Too much GARY
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Mr. Meseeks: We are Gary
Gary: Gary?
Gary: Gary!!!
Mr. Meseeks: Will you be my Gary
Gary: Gary
Mr. Meseeks: Gets down on one knee
Mr. Meseeks: pulls out vault suit
Gary: Haha Gary!
Mr. Meseeks: im so happy!
Mr. Meseeks: leta invite all your clones!
Gary: Gary, Gary ,gary!
Mr. Meseeks: im mr me seeks look at me
Gary: Gaaarry?!
Mr. Meseeks: now shove you me Gary into my Gary hole
Gary: Gary
Mr. Meseeks: take my gary
Mr. Meseeks has left the conversation.
>>677743834
Look at that stomach. Is there a child growing in there?
>>677753912
Haha Gary!
>>677755366
Samefag here. Yeah, thats prety obvious. Im doing it because its a fuck of alot more fun than just spamming gary.
This is a conversation between wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans and Gary.
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: nuuu
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: ;-;
Gary: Haha Gary!
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: FUCKING GARY
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: WHY
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: MUST
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: YOU
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: MOCK
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: MR
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: MR
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: 4E
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: RDE
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: WEEWDESDRESF
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: R
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: FR
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: F4
wearing pap's hoodie! female underswap sans: 3D4
sans:
>>677755728
Haha Gary!
Gary 032: GARY
A guy: *cries* why
Gary 032: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY
A guy: I KEEP FUCKING RUNNING INTO GARIES!!!!
A guy: AHHH!!!
Gary 032: GARY
A guy: THERES TOO MANY!!
A guy has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) and Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary is gay
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): if you fucking say
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): haha gary
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU MOTHERUCKE
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): I FUCKNIG SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING FOLLOWIN ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): THE THE POLICE ARE COMING IEC EPF ST
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Gary: No gay for gary?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU!!
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:) and yourself, Tall glass of Almond Milk.
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Haha Gary!
Tall glass of Almond Milk: lolz
Tall glass of Almond Milk: i am op
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Op is based <3
Tall glass of Almond Milk: ORA OR ORA ORA!!
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!Haha Gary!ORA
Tall glass of Almond Milk: my stand is pure almonds
Tall glass of Almond Milk: lmfaooooo
Tall glass of Almond Milk: gary in the vault using gary as his stand
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Top fucking kek
Tall glass of Almond Milk: multiple garys
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Farewell battle brother, Update the thread with this
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:): Haha Gary!
Jotaro (Stand User) (Stand is :Gary:) has left the conversation.
>>677755607
Alright, yeah, lets do it. should I make another thread?
>>677755366
I'm the Gynaecologist, Gary
Part one of sum sexy shiz
>>677754518
Haha nigga u did it
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary 016: lol
Gary: hey /b/ro
Gary 016: sup
Gary: people that want to use this site properly are probs gettin pissed
Gary 016: oh ik they are
Gary 016: look at rhead
Gary 016: thread
Gary: havnt checked in a few mins
Gary 016: lol you should, some pissed people
Gary: did you see #GARYFISTARTHUR ?
Gary 016: holy shit no i didnt
Gary: Well i was that gary
Gary 016: lol
Gary 016: cya man :)
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>>677756059
I'm the massive far get and part two
>>677755979
Nah, ATTENTION ALL GARYS. Move on to OMEGLE
ALL GARYS TO OMEGLE
REPEAT ALL GARYS TO OMEGLE
there ya go.
>>677755647
>Stares with a look of Gary
Stop it /b/ro, I can't take it.
Fart three mc Gary fag
Gary (male, 12, horny, looking for MLP fan fiction): Hi
Slave (Female, Bound at the hands and feet, Kneeling in the dirt): FUCKING GARY
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This could've gone places
>>677755791
ULTIMATE KEKS
>>677756246
kek thanks
>>677756238
where are we going?
>>677755979
Yes, make a new thread. Be our new messiah, Gary. Link us to your new and divine thread
>>677756238
under what tag?
Big Boss the Life Guard: Kept you wading, huh?
>>677756454
Furry/brony
>>677756454
tumblr or anime
>>677756238
I'm banned from Omegle.
>>677756391
Messiah Gary!
This is a conversation between Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes) and yourself, NotGary.
NotGary: haha gary
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): sup
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): im bored as fuck
NotGary: that's cool, id assume most people are
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): i assume you are also?
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): since you are spamming this shit site
NotGary: try hanging yourself? that would probably be the most useful way to spend your time.
NotGary: oh gary
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): have you tried hanging YOURSELF
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): i mean you do just shitpost all day anyway
Timmy (19, blonde hair, blue eyes): you are fucking useless
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Gary 016: HAHA
Gary 016: GARY
Gary 016: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRY
Luke Skywalker: I'm confused and scared
Gary 016: GARY
Luke Skywalker: GARY NO
Gary 016: GAAAAAAAAAAARY *takes of jumpsuit*
Luke Skywalker: GARRY STOP SCARING ME
Gary 016: GARY *starts rubbing cock*
Luke Skywalker: i am only a child
Gary 016: GAAAAAARY *hard as diamond by this point*
Gary 016: HAHAHAHA GARY *inserts member inside your ass*
Luke Skywalker: HEY ONLY HAN CAN DO THAT
Luke Skywalker: HAHA BYE
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>>677756454
>>677756378
... Tumblr?
Any suggestions?
Bob: soo from what i see here, u know of the garrys. u know of the internet and u use the word sauce when you mean source. called 4chan plebs when you yourself use 9gag or some other shit site
Bob: aah reddit
Bob: that explains a lot
Bob: like the willingness to be trolled
Bob: and the halfway serious remarks
Bob: tables done been turnt
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I asked you to be interesting
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : and you have done well
Bob: implying i have to do what i ask you
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : It's to late pal
Bob: lol
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : I already posted this
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : on Tumbler
Bob: lol
Bob: because everyone on 4chan is laughing at the 4 other times u raged. before u went on your gary hunt
Bob: FUCK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): YOU ARE A BITHC
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : Thats a diffrent arthur
Bob: Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): MOTHER FUCKING BITHC ASS
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): STOP
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCKING FOLLOWING ME
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : He's a troll
Bob: looks like u left that out of your tumblr post
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) : there is only one true arthur
Bob: i doubt that
>>677756510
Anon why do you do this to my sides
I named myself Gary and this faggot disconnected 10x, before I changed my name and lucked out in connecting. Haha, Gary!
>>677756511
You both like furry.
Stranger: Hi
You: Haha Gary!
Stranger: asfo?
Gary 016: HAHA
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i fucking died
>>677755607
>>677756577
Do roleplay
Same gary shtick.
No one of you fuckers can beat the walrus who speak english and drink tea.
Faggots
Fuck gary, Walrus is king
>>677756391
>>677756549
Here we go lads
>>677756332
>>677741873
This is a conversation between Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex) and yourself, A filthy fucking nigger.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): hey
A filthy fucking nigger: Ooga booga
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): fuck off
A filthy fucking nigger: Where the white women at?
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK OFF.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): what did I just say
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK OFF
A filthy fucking nigger: I can't read.
Arthur (A Cuddly, Gay Werewolf) (Up for gay sex): FUCK YOU
>>677756546
Reset ip and clear cookies?
Gary 016: HAHA
Gary 016: GARY
Gary: Garryyyyy ty
Gary 016: ayyyyyyyy
Gary: Garryyyyy lmao
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>>677741483
>>677754518
nice
Gary: Haha Gary!
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): I found yo bitch ass snail ass nigguh, I paid $300 for your ass im not gonna let you run away nigguh thats an ounce of some high quality weed mothafucka
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): what you think i do all day in this pineapple bitch
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): bitch ass snail
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): get yo ass back to the pineapple
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): with yo snail ass
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: GAAAARRY!
Gary: GARY!
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): nigguh
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): ima get my sea trident
Spongebob ( Looking for lost pet Gary ): im finna stab yo ass
>>677756710
Fukken saved
Uh no?
>>677745531
>dan
HAHAHAHA
Best knock knock joke in years
This is a conversation between steven (stand up comedian) and GARY-SON FORD.
steven (stand up comedian): hi!
GARY-SON FORD: Haha Gary!
steven (stand up comedian): hello gary
GARY-SON FORD: Gary!
steven (stand up comedian): would you like to hear a joke?
GARY-SON FORD: Gary?
steven (stand up comedian): knock knock
GARY-SON FORD: Gary?
steven (stand up comedian): haha gary!
steven (stand up comedian) has left the conversation.
"babygirl" here. I've joined you because I hate myself.
>>677756940
Holy fuckng Kek
This is a conversation between Rever Phoeniks and yourself, Tall glass of Almond Milk.
Tall glass of Almond Milk: *sits on table waiting to be tasted*
Rever Phoeniks: shoves it up ass
Tall glass of Almond Milk: By the power of gray skull!!!!!!
Tall glass of Almond Milk: I HAVE THE GARYYYYYY!!
Tall glass of Almond Milk: haha gary?
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AYY LMAOOO
Like 20 in a row I've done instant close.
This is a conversation between Towok jok (im a bear) and yourself, G A R Y.
G A R Y: Haha Gary!
Towok jok (im a bear): *Chewbacca sounds*
G A R Y: *gary sounds*
Towok jok (im a bear): *more Chewbacca sounds*
Towok jok (im a bear): *Maul gary on the torso with his claw*
Towok jok (im a bear): *Chewbacca sounds*
G A R Y: *rapes chewie*
Towok jok (im a bear): *Towok Jok looks at raped chewbacca with shame*
Towok jok (im a bear): *more Chewbacca sounds*
G A R Y: *shows chaewie the star wars christmas special*
Towok jok (im a bear): *I just sit and watch*
G A R Y: *waits for you to throw up*
Towok jok (im a bear): *keep watching*
G A R Y: *you start to get sick when carrie fisher starts singing*
Towok jok (im a bear): *Starts clapping and dancing to Carrie Fisher song*
Towok jok (im a bear): *Bear looks retarded yet, happy*
G A R Y: shit
Towok jok (im a bear): *starts making noices that look like some autistic chant*
OMEGLE WITH THE TAGS TUMBLR or FURRY
This is a conversation between Angel Girl(Long White Hair,Grey Eyes,and Long White Dress) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: HAHA GARY!
Angel Girl(Long White Hair,Grey Eyes,and Long White Dress): Hello
Gary: GARY!!!
Gary: *removes jumpsuit*
Gary: GARY *inserts large hard gary cock inside pussy*
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Shia Lebouf: JUST...DO IT.
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): HOW MANY GBP DO YOU HAVE?
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): I WANT MY TENDIES!!!
Shia Lebouf: I ONLY PIRATE RAM FAGGOT
Shia Lebouf: GET MORE POINTS
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): FUCKING NORMIE!
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shia Lebouf: THATS NOT A REE
Shia Lebouf: I'LL SHOW YOU A REE
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): JSUT DO IRT
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shia Lebouf: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEE3333EEEEEEE
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): ?want to share my tendies
Shia Lebouf: Anyway you wanna go fuck?
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): mummy will be bringing me tendies soon7
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): i have 30gbp
Pepe (Tendies RP(NOT FOR NORMIES(REEEEEEEEEE))): enough for six tendies and ranch dip7
Shia Lebouf: Woah bro. Thats some good shitl
https://discord.gg/0vle3lNCoO0gpCLR
Gary: we are the 9gag army
>>677757717
THAT WAS ME
IM UP TO 2 PIZZAs SOLD
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: I M THE BEST
Gary: AROOOOOOOOOUUUUND
Gary: NO ONES EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN
Gary: ITS HARD TYPING ON A KINDKE
Gary: Now go fetch daddy another beer
Gary: ...
Gary: Kindle
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This is a conversation between Garius Maximus and yourself, Gary.
Garius Maximus: Haha Garius!
Gary: HAHA
Gary: holy shit im done
Garius Maximus: Hi Gary
Gary: i lov eyou
Gary: top fuckin kek
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