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ITT: /b/ lives together in an apartment
Alright guys, only one rule.
Fap circles are allowed only on Mon-Fri
you bunch of niggers should kill yourselves.
guys come to the basement got some pudding down there
Alright I'm Josh, just in charge-a-cookin
Some other fag has to do laundry
I'm trying to jerkoff can anybody help me
also thanks for pudding
Who ate the fucking cheese pizza?
Who didn't fucking flush the mother-fucking toilet after leaving a mean old shit in there?
I got the fluffy torture and loli hentai.
>>677734580
I'll jerk ya mate if you jerk me ;)
>>677734692
i did, it was yours? it didn´t have a name, i thought it was of no one
>>677734692
Dude, it has been out for like two hours, it was going to go bad. Also, fucking Chad was pouring the chocolate milk into the sink so he could post it on rekt threads, so I was trying to get revenge.
>>677734467
I'm not touching>>677734580 crusty socks. Get someone else to do the damn laundry.
someone please help, i see dead people
Damn it guys...
going to pick up MILFs at the bar is fine and all that, but for the love of god, do not leave her in the middle of the living room leaking cum where Mr. Fuzball can find her. They'll be doing it all day, and I need to wash the cheeto dusk from the table
Andreas Nørløv
>>677735385
take your shit and get out
>>677735105
Alright, it's me OP.
I'll do the laundry, but I'll take a few cool socks to keep for myself if ya got any
WILL YOU NIGGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO SLEEP
hey dudes, my sister is coming to town. we'll be bunking together for a few nights.
Just in case anyone was wondering why the shipment of 40 boxes of condoms came earlier today.
>>677735498
fuck off dave. you're still salty that we went with the pig idea instead of the boat idea for dumping chad.
>>677735681
nigga what
Andreas Nørløv?
>>677735681
I'll be sure to be rough on that little cunt
>>677735852
wtf r u talking about tom? pick up your asshole cat get out
>>677735681
but you only have a single? she can bunk with me ;>)
GUYS GUYS ITS TOD I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK AND I THINK I JUST HIT THE LANDLORD
mfw noone knows Andreas Nørløv
>>677735681
when?
we have to get your mom out of the living room.
>>677735330
that's just Hitler, Gobbles, and the Schwartzs playing Catan
>>677736052
and give you up? you havin a giggle m8?
>>677736204
ayy no rent lmao
>>677736280
>>677736204
lol
did you use the bus? I cannot wait for the daughter to take over
>>677735986
>>677736136
I'll leave for work early on Monday. If someone were too accidentally find my room key that I hid in the box behind the maple syrup on the second top shelf in the kitchen next to the sink it would be most unfortunate for my sister.
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
>>677736274
Friday evening. She's taking the train. Which reminds me, can I borrow your unmarked white van to pick her up? you're not going to the playground again on Friday, are you?
>>677736472
Indeed young squire
>>677736595
Andreas Nørløv
>>677736595
you didnt lock your door broh. i though you wanted it
>>677736204
WTF, DID HE SAW YOU?
alright fuckers. it's time to pay rent. Everyone put your dubs on the table, lets count out how much we're short this month again.
OP here
Alright faggots
It's time for rent
Cough up the motherfucking money or we'll all be given the boot
Jerry, its your turn to clean out the dead nigger storage.
>>677736648
of course man, just put in the bed in the back, and the electric drive motor. let me know how it handles.
nah, trying to juggle the mom that I picked up. Would you believe that she got off to the new mad max movie? She wanted to be one of those milk breeding sluts...
which reminds me, you better unload the milking machine. I need to stick the resivivor in the fridge
>>677736595
Sorry, your mouth was open so...
>>677737047
no no i am the rentboy.
>>677737047
I think it's Matt's turn to prostitute himself
>>677737172
thanks bro, I'll let you get back torrenting your snuff cp. I'll just dump the milking machine in dead nigger storage for now.
>>677737361
this much
Elliot here bros, you all ready to go pick up some fresh college chicks?
>>677736962
Check em faggot
>>677737047
didn't todd hit the landlord?
>>677737618
>COLLEGE CHICKS
implying college girls are hotter than any other girl
underage bate mate
>>677737633
WITNESSED
>17 in a single shit house/appartment
>still not enough to pay half the rent
>>677737778
Off by one...
>>677734810
my room 10 minutes
>>677737778
Boosted to 19
Do we just pick up random fags off the street, or do we have an ad somewhere?
WHO ATE MY ALPHABET CERAL?
Who left his dragon dildos in my computer?
>>677738205
fuck
>>677738205
s-sorry, that was me, i-i will pick them silently and then go to my room...
>>677738205
HEY HALF OF THOSE ARE MINE FUCKING MATT I KNEW YOU SWIPED THEM
>>677738722
WELL MINE HAVE MY INITIALS ON THE BOTTOM M.W.
From now on, is sharia law in here, you people are disgusting as roomates.
>>677738856
WELL JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT YOU PROBABLY GOT IMPREGNATED BY MY DRY JIZZ suck it
>>677738020
yeah i put an ad on craigslist for live in boy slaves
>>677739017
jokes on you faggot. sperm dies pretty quickly when its out in the open.
i bet you also think holding your breath when smoking weed would enhance your high
hey whos milk is this? mind if i take a glass?
>>677739373
fine matt, your lame af to smoke with anyways you always torch the fuck out of the bowl and leave none for the next guy
>>677739373
duh, brokefags in europe get (the sensation of being) higher from it because of the initial nicotine-kick. jus sayunn.
also Im on cleaning detail this week, please stop jizzing in the showers /b/ros it keeps clogging up
>>677739636
that aint milk
>>677739851
yeah right fag your probably just saying that so i dont take any
>>677739636
Ay don't drink my semen serum, it's for skin replenishment
>>677740043
too late
>>677739636
That's the special-order horse cum I got for my illegal pet iguana that I keep under the sink
>>677739835
how the fuck can anyone jerk off in the showers? i cant jerk off if im standing. im not an animal. i need to sit down or lie when jerking it
>>677733924
I'm moving out as soon as I get the chance. I can't stand you fuckers. Why are there pornographic posters in the hallway of the rabbit from Zootopia? Why are people always getting rekt in the kitchen? There are guts everywhere and I found somebody's stash of dank memes under the couch. I tried to take a shower this morning but when I opened the curtain I found an anime furry girl getting fucked by tentacles while listening to Vaporwave. I swear I hate you guys.
Hey guys, I'm here--
What the fuck. You guys are doing the bills from now on.
>>677739988
yeah I don't want lips on MY MILK that were on CHADS DICK
guys you fucking said there was pudding down here, what gives?
WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T ADD THEIR CUM TO MY FOOD THIS MORNING?! WHEN I ATE LUNCH I ONLY TASTED 18 DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF CUM BUT THERE ARE 19 OF YOU GUYS.
Come on guys you know I need it to help wean me off of daddy's cummies.
hey im inviting a bunch of Chads over for a party. we're gonna do normie shit like drink and socialize like normal human beings, you faggots can keep locking yourselves in your rooms so you don't embarrass me. not like you faggots have the balls to come out and actually talk to people anyway
Oi, who's gonna cough up rent?
Hi, I'm a fellow 4chaner like you guys! Mind showing me where the pizza and corpses are kept? :^)))))
>>677740452
>Implying we can do the bills
hey guys i took a shit in the shower but it won't go down the drain. i also shit in the laundry machine and the fridge. also i vape
>>677741090
we get it
>>677741090
Get out
>>677740972
okay but dont forget to clean all of the dead cats out from under the couch, your normie people probably cant handle that aroma
ONE RULE: I BETTER NOT SEE ANY MOTHERFUCKING HERETICS. THIS INCLUDES FURRIES
>>677741039
>Implying you can pay them.
>>677741379
matts a furry and hes been here longer than you fag
>>677741029
I hope you mean the "cheese" pizza. We only ever order actual pizza as a prank. We eat tendies here. And the CP is on the hard drive buried out back and the weapons are across the hall in /k/'s apartment.
>>677741514
Hmph...
He better stay on his side of the room...
>>677733924
It's your turn to fucking buy toilet paper I'm sick of this shit.
>>677741641
>>677741029
And of course the corpses are in the closet under the loli dolls, because we usually don't need necro satisfaction to have a decent fap as long as we've got the dolls.
>>677741641
Thanks, friendo! I'll be right back with a couple pals...
>>677741705
dont worry his dog likes to fuck him in the ass, so he basically just doing that most of the day
Hey my dudes, /k/ here. We need a couple hundred African males ages 10-14 that are completely brainwashed so we can reclaim Rhodesia. Any takers?
>>677741862
careful, the guys in /k/ are really touchy about who they give their guns to.
I'm going on a grocery run, what do you need? Playboy's on sale I think.
>>677741750
Get with the program, faggot. We all quit wiping weeks ago, you're the only one left. And stop showering, the steam opens up my pores and releases the cum and grease layers I've been working hard to build up under the crumbs from my tendies.
>>677741899
Say, mind if I bring a few people here tonight? I'm trying to convert some heretics.
>>677738138
Calm down, dude, it was just the consonants... i left you all the vowels.
But only some of the Y's.
>>677742093
6 cantaloupes three boxes of condoms and also we need more milk because someone poured it out and filled it with seamen
>>677742009
Check the nigger pile. Watch out though, they smell almost as bad as us.
>>677742093
Oil, snacks, soda, armor polish, and bolter ammo.
>>677742157
Fuck yeah. The more the merrier. Tell them to bring their own sex toys though, I don't want those fucktards taking mine.
>>677738973
Fuck you, sand nigger! tell you what, you can live in the crawlspace next to the jew. but nothing and no one goes on or out. and we're gonna drop some mortars on you occasionally, just to remind you what's what.
>>677742216
Fuck you! The Ys are the best because they have 3 points so you can pretend your mouth is being triple penetrated by superior nigger cocks.
>>677742292
OK cool. We got 1 Khorn, and 3 Slaneesh coming so prepare. Don't want any "accidents" to happen.
>>677742241
Oh, what, again? Take the bottle, we can use that instead of napkins for the next few hours.
>>677742282
Cool. What snacks? I don't want to get drunkenly slapped again because I bought Snickers instead of Doritos.
>>677742157
just keep them out of my tapioca...its not tapioca
>>677742093
a gun and a single bullet
or bleach
or a rope
P L E A S E
E N D M Y S U F F E R I N G
>>677737047
>>677742093
Potassium chloride, mercury II fulminate, 10 gallons of petrol, magnesium wire, powered rust and powdered aluminium
>>677739823
>>677740282
That reminds me *ahem*
WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN USING MY 10" SUCTION CUP DILDO I LFET IN THE SHOWER?!?
fuckin bullshit, man...
>>677742485
Right. I'll be building fortifications with the soda cans lying around everywhere and the duct tape.
>>677740376
So it was YOU fucking with my dank memes! Fuckin' pleb, i'll put you in the ground!
>>677742532
jump through the window, take out the trash while you're at it
>>677742517
Snickers, cheetos, and some twix icecream, please.
>>677742569
Keeping the niggers at bay for another day, eh? Good thinking.
>>677742532
I get the gun and bullet, you shoot yourself and miss, plus you blow out our eardrums. Fat change faggot
>>677742611
oh that what it was? i thought it was a back scratcher. tell me something was it always colored shit brown?
>>677742522
Alright...
>>677742455
yeah, but you got all the E's! it's like 3 niggercocks in a row!
>>677742729
Cool. I'll be leaving now, if anyone else wants something they can get it themselves.
>>677742676
I'll drop some cheetos in for ya.
This is the greatest thing ever.
>>677742802
well, it was crystal, but jokes on you, I'm a femanon!
WHO'S BEEN PUTTING MY DILDO IN THERE ASS?
>>677742923
Thanks. Care to join me? I'll extend the fort.
>>677742925
Shut the fuck up and start getting rid of the dildos piled behind the couch.
>>677743024
EW WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A LADYBOI NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>677743033
Gotta polish my armor. Good luck.
>>677742611
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO USE IT DON'T LEAVE IT IN THE PLACES I ALWAYS SEARCH FOR THE GOOD STUFF. NOBODY USES THE SHOWER HERE SO I KNOW THAT'S WHERE YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR GOODIES.
>>677742707
sure thing m9
has anybody seen my glasses? i recall leaving them near the couch
>>677743024
WHAT THE FUCK?! TITS AND TIMESTAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW AND THEN LEAVE OR I'LL USE MY SUPERIOR ALPHA MAKE SCREECH TO KILL YOU INSTANTLY AND THEN CHOP UP YOUR CORPSE WITH MY SAMURAI SWORD
>>677743172
Thanks. I'll stock up on food and soda.
H-hey? Hey guys?
Hey, I'm from the Reddit house? Next door? And I was wondering if you could, like, keep it down? Some of my roomates are getting triggered pretty hard...
Occupants of the apartment:
>12 anons
>1 furry
>1 space marine
>>677743305
...oh those were yours? =/ i ran them over with the van
on purpose
>>677743437
Oh, hey! Reddit! I know you guys! Triggered? Well, that's not our problem. Hey, care to join the gay orgy? Down the hallway, last door to right. Heard someone bought their dog.
>>677743496
and +1 /k/ommando, +1 FBI agent, and +1 ladyboi/unconfirmed femanon
>>677739636
I put that bottle in my ass last night, go for it.
>>677743033
MAKE ROOM FAGGOT, I'M COMING IN. You want a bite of my cum sandwich? I rolled "X: put cum in food" in a fap roll thread so I made a cum sandwich and it's pretty good. Tastes just as greasy as my shits.
>>677743512
anon that was my only pair, how am i supposed to see the difference between your shit face and your asshole now?
>>677743437
Sure. I'll tell the others
MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS YOU FUCKING CAN
>>677743496
im a pedo actually, want some lolicon?
>>677742093
Plunger, olive oil and a pack of newports
>>677743437
go suck a lightbulb, or come get high with us
>>677743437
>"CLEAR"
>bzzt
>"I TOLD YOU THAT DEFIBRILLATING THIS PILE OF COMMUNIST AND PROGRESSIVE LITERATURE WOULD SET IT ON FIRE!"
>>677743719
my face smells worse so theres that
>>677743033
>Shit-tier fort
>no turrets
>no drawbridge
>not even a cushion for a door
fucking newfag.
>>677743675
Take your cum sandwich and shove it up your ass, you can store it for the apocalypse
FAGGOTS KEEP IT DOWN THE HERETICS ARE HERE.
Welcome to the apartment, come take a seat.
>>677742872
Yeah but they're kind of short and stubby like inferior white male cuckies. Also it's as if they're lined up all neatly like they are to prevent injury, whereas a real nigger would try to split me open with his tridick by facing them all in different directions.
>>677744005
thanks, does it always smell like cheese in here?
>>677743939
oh... sorry about that pinky in your mouth then, wasn't what i was looking for
>>677743437
50/50 I cut your balls off with a katana or you walk away.
>>677743496
does the japanese boy i paid to come live in the cage under my bed while he undergoes forcible HRT count? what am i saying? of course he doesn't! i own that bitch.
Who the fuck keeps leaving all these fucking bananas everywhere?
What the fuck did you just out in my pressure cooker? I was gonna make some rice mang, not... Pebbles and metal shit.
>>677743995
I would but I've already got two cans of beans cookin' in there and I need to leave room for prostate simulation for my faps.
Guys, I found lemonade in the fridge but it smells like literal piss so someone take a drink
>>67774400
How much you wanna bet I can take out two of those faggots with this soda can from here?
>>677744005
shit niggers, hide Jesus!
>>677744144
Not always, but sometimes.
I'm glad you could make it. Not many heretics come here.
>>677744307
Shove it in anyways, you can stretch your asshole out better that way.
>>677743719
You can always sniff out the tendies that have been shoved up anon's ass.
>>677744100
y'know, i have a white male cock, and that's hurtful. fuck it, gimme that box. I'm taking ALL the niggerdicks, I'm leaving you with nothing but the O's. those are the vaginas.
shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep you fucking double niggers
>>677744264
I was saving them, my friend. They're all mine.
>>677744144
Huh? Oh sorry, that was my cooking! Care for cheesy potato casserole?
>Don't any of you niggers tell him what's in it.
>>677744550
Anon I have fucking company over go sleep in Matt's room
>>677744426
yeah...well i saw your flyer for the meet and greet .. why is there three people in the kitchen peering around the corner? and whats with all the duct tape and soda cans on the other side of the room?
>>677744297
DON'T YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING BOM-
clock. clock is what i was going to say, it's a home made clock. for my science carnival. carnival? fair. science fair. it's a home made bomb for my science fair.
>>677744669
We'll pass. I've heard this place is infamous for its food.
>>677744741
NO FUCK YOU
Hey guys, just your friendly neighbor steve dropping by, just wanted to say hello, heard you guys might of had some... pizza?
>>677734692
>>677744669
I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK IF YOU DONT STEP OFF ANON
>>677744854
Probably a good move my friend.
>>677744807
Oh, they were just making a fort together to post pictures of the cushions they're selling on Craig's list in a funny way. Don't worry, we're all very mature here.
>>677744807
Bam, bam, look! I hit someone with a dildo- oh, that was you? So sorry. Take the dildo as a sign of apology, I guess?Someone already used it, so...
>>677744741
his room is full of jizz bottles man I'm not going in there
New roomie here. Im astounded at the ammount of bullshit being pulled here. Im gonna build a VIP section fuck a landlord.
>>677744889
Why don't you take a seat over there?
Would you care to explain this >889
just one, off by one before it could have been legal trips
>>677744500
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>677745083
Welcome newfag
>>677744911
FUCK YOU
>>677742569
i think u mean potassium chlorate m8
>>677744741
I'm NOT sleeping in Matt's room! Matt's room is a fucking minefield off pissbottles! It's like he's stocking up for the apocalypse! He's waiting for the world shortage of piss to hit, so he can live like a king!
>>677745029
how...odd.. so uh what do you do for a living?
>>677745048
..................thank you?
>>677744807
Ignore them, they'll go away IF THEY DONT WANT A BOLTER TO THE FACE.
So... Where do you work.
>>677745155
ANON STOP WE CAN'T ALWAYS FIGHT LIKE YOUR PARENTS
Takes out crack Pipe* anyone wants a hit? I'll be out hitting pedestrians if anyone wants to join.
>>677744550
>>677745269
i do accounting for the H&R block
I see my fap rag is gone... Whoever has it is touching my jizz. I've been jizzing on that for years.
>>677745311
SSSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>677744500
>>677745136
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>>677745130
No problem, just give me a second to clean up my bathroom, got a little bit messy.
>>677745484
DOUBLE NIGGER GET OUT
>>677745219
No problem! And we don't have any idea where the money comes from, probably just from Henry's drug revenue.
>>677745151
Thanks, I kind of like this shithole old fag. I brought some hookers I stole from the local pimp. Didnt look like anyone used them anymore
>>677744807
Oi, who teh feck are ye? Ye better not be no feckin' Prod.
>>677733924
Who wants to play monopoly?
>>677745462
Don't mind >>677745484 and >>677745516, they're just singing the song of their people.
>>677745325
GIMME THAT! Is this all you have?!? Fuck! where you keep yo rock stash at, nigga?
>>677745698
Ok i call the car tho
>>677745792
Ok, but I'm always the hat.
Dude Weed LMAO
>>677745642
Greg what does >>677745657
have a gun??? is he even speaking english??
hey are you here for the meet and greet too friend?
>>677745553
Can you bring me home a bitch? Kinda feel like killing someone with my dick.
>>677745462
what a coincidence i work at giving your mom the H-A-RD COCK!
>>677745598
NO FUCK YOU
*begins to jack off furiously
>>677745904
perfect who else is in?
>>677745764
i was wondering what the blood curtailing scream was in the other room....
>>677745462
Nice, I puge heretics at my job...sorry about my room mates.
I'm moving out
>>677745919
Meet and greet? What? No, I live here.
>>677745649
They better be underage and have at least one penis each.
>>677745964
OHHHH IT'S ON
*MASTURBATES HARDER
>>677745516
>>677745136
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THEY'RE MY NIGGERDICKS! ENJOY YOUR VAGINAS! FAGGOTS!
>be cleaning clothes because it's my turn I guess
>notice a strange hoodie
>spaghetti in pocket
>fedora inside
>reddit logo
WE HAVE A SPY
>>677746073
Good luck. The tentacle monster at the door might eat you.
>>677745788
Chill out bro, just because you're a dragon and I havent slept in 3 days cause of my schitzo panic attacks doesn't mean you have to be a dick! Now give me that wallet before I split your wig
I'm going out to beat up some jewish kids, cya guys
>>677746044
what do you mean by purge? like purging derelict accounts??
>>677733924
Board up the windows and doors. Then Firebomb it.
>>677746155
Oh shit nigga
>>677746196
Can I join?
>>677746272
Sure thing bud
>>677746155
Why the fuck were you cleaning clothes... Nobody can tell the difference since we're all basically breathing condensed sweat... -_-
Oh? Reddit? AWWW HAAAAIIIILLL NAAAAWWW
>>677745928
I'd love to, but I have to pay rent this week, so maybe next week?
>>677746073
thank god. take your ugly-ass waifu and get the fuck outta my sight. weebo faggot.
>>677746006
Count me in mate. I'll just go with whatever doesn't get the pick.
>>677735067
and no one likes his cheese pizza getting to old
dont mind the 'special' sauce glueing on top of it. bon appetit
>>677746100
oh...nice gun
>>677735595
>Filename kek
Also, stfu, you're in my fucking sleeping bag you moocher
>>677746221
Yea...sure...
Say, you want a snack?
>>677746125
FUCKING FAGGOT GIVE ME THE DICKS
>>677746155
RED ALERT
SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE
SECURE BRIEFCASE
>>677736595
like, most of us, actually
Hey faggots. look at this, this kid thinks is gonna come to our house and kill us all because I'm better than him.
>>677746112
Damn dude, I didnt check them for malfunctions before I dipped. I was just trying to get the fuck out. Too bad they know where I live.
>>677746155
OP has returned from doing hw
Alright faggots
get in the cum circle. We have an important meeting discussing the faggot reddit spy.
I'd also like to say that I found a logged in browsing history of a Tumblr faggot on one of our computers.
Who is ManFeministequality?
>>677746579
We'll end his life in a gruesome way and make a rekt thread out of it
>>677738689
no, fuck that, go hit >>677746558
With them
>>677746006
COUNT ME THE FUCK IN AND SET THE GAME TO THE HARDEST MODE POSSIBLE. ALSO SEND ME THE LINK TO PIRATE THIS "MONOPOLY" NORMIE GAME.
>>677746510
oh yeah im starving
>>677746697
wasn't me
>>677746802
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY
>>677735595
how did he manage to live with us?
HEY SLUGFACE? IS THIS YOUR GAY-ASS BROTHER OR SOMETHING??
>>677746697
Fuck no, someone licked up the cum circle.
>>677746697
That would be me, but I swear it's ironic
>>677746331
>>677746155
>>677746245
O-oh, shit.... really!
Well... looks like we have a real mystery here! Right...?
Hey, can you guys upboat this post for me please?
>>677746854
>>677746903
Fuck monopoly. The law prhibits me from being withing 600ft of a prison
>>677746697
It's just a fake trolling account, I swear!
>>677746558
NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRR!HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
They're always after me niggerdicks!
>>677746945
>>677746945
Oi Anons.
We need to roll for this faggots punishment
Hey guys i just found a fingerbox!
>>677746697
I think we got a suspect...>>677746949
>>677746949
I wonder as well....
*guys get the cum jar*
>>677747114
Check them! Hail my dubs! Lets stick a bat up his pussy since he wants to act like a bitch
>>677746942
Sorry, I got a little thirsty and Jeff didn't contribute a cum jar to me this month so I was running low.
>>677747114
Nonononono, listen, it's IRONIC. I don't ACTUALLY think those things, its so that I can pretend, and meanwhile laugh at the people who reblog my stuff. I swear.
>>677747178
Yoooo! Thats a nice one! Did AC-DC actually sell those? Were they like tour merch or something?
>>677746949
I wonder who...
*Niggers grab my bolter and my slaneesh*
>>677746697
Laundry fag here, I have more evidence. I found some Bernie Sanders campaign signs in /u/notaredditor's room...and no economics books.
>>677746697
>>677747114
Someone get the piss lemonade Anthony found in the freezer... 99% sure it's actual piss by now
>>677747527
Stop snoopin around in peoples rooms!
>>677747471
Anon, get the fuck out if the room. We have business to do here. Bring that discussion to two doors down the hall on this same side. I think that's where that band member was hanging out.
Meanwhile, we have to figure out who was using tumblr and why the fuck the heretics are here.
>>677747672
No, that's where they're having the gay orgy, can't you hear?
hey guys when do you think we should clean the fridge?
GUYZ IM SORRY
I MIGHT HAVE JUST GOT US B&
Don't worry though, I think we can start posting on it by thursday.
>>677747671
Faggot someone has to do the fucking laundry.
Otherwise we'll run out of cum rags.
>>677747527
OP
Jesus Christ.
We got a non politically aware, check privilege, non-gender labeled, feminist man-thing.
I don't think we can call it a man at this point.
>>677747471
I think this is an uniqe one that Angus Young put a dick in it. He only puted dick in like 5 of them
>>677747471
I think this is an uniqe one that Angus Young put a dick in it. He only putted dick in like 5 of them
>>677747855
Only quads can destroy this monster.
>>677747797
So we'll just do what this guy did
>>677747527
get the fuck out of my room! this is exactly the kind of privacy-invading, freedom-hating you right wingers love. and my economics books were under all that marxist literature. it's a pretty big, stack, i see how you could miss it. i forgive you.
>>677747765
>clean
Nice way to waste time, faggot. It's perfectly fine as-is. Doesn't even smell as bad as the rancid tendies I eat on a daily basis.
Turn on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy*
>>677748145
Get the quads ready gentleman
