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Drunk potato kitty
>>677732560
*hiccup*
>>677732692
Needs more taters.
>>677732266
We're actually incredibly similar.
>>677732323
What could it possibly be?
I wish I were drunk.
I miss when /co/ was good.
>>677732804
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
dildos are fun
Follow your dreams.
>>677732862
Does he share your love of Peter Lorre?
>>677732950
And then put them in your butt!
>>677733093
r-really?
>>677732862
It's a mystery...
>>677733256
Of course~
>>677733414
i trust you entirely. I'll send photos and documents of this experience to your email
Wish I could have a dildo
i return
>>677733093
I'm not sure he's even seen a Peter Lorre film. He's not seen a lot of films, but he does take my suggestions and watch the ones I recommend. I should start recommending some Lorre films.
>>677733371
I am myself an enigma it seems.
>>677733604
fag
>>677733604
i wish for you too
>>677733619
We missed you
>>677733857
Kitty, bring me twinks.
>>677733857
thats a nice picture
>>677733625
A proverbial man of mystery...
>>677733619
Welcome back
>>677733960
YES MY LORD!
>>677733691
Thanks.
Grindr is pretty active here
>>677733542
I await news of your potato anus.
>>677733625
You should. Share the love.
>>677734007
thanks you too
>>677734075
expect it by 6am
>>677734007
I am a stranger. To myself and to others.
>>677734075
I'll recommend M next time he wants to watch a movie.
>>677733932
K
>>677733986
Yeah?
>>677734295
hello nibbles how are you
>>677734295
thanks for posting it dude~
>>677734403
Upset/Angry are words I would use right now.
>>677734423
Of course
>>677734637
you seem calm despite the fact
>>677734172
B-But sleep...
>>677734248
Then you can share your gifs with him as well.
>>677734747
i've wrangled up twelve twinks so far for you
>>677734878
He doesn't post.
>>677734878
well you can get it later, but it will be sent at 6am
I didn't know nibi had feelings other than melancholy
>>677734898
Soon, we shall march on the capital.
>>677734737
>>677734992
That doesn't mean he can't enjoy them.
>>677735038
Alright, I'll be waiting.
>>677735331
so true
but also, tail touches and general smoochin
>>677735269
how many more do you require?
>>677735357
i require my payment by midnight pacific time
>>677735406
That wont fix my wasted time.
>>677735009
Hi Luc
>>677735357
He already enjoys them.
>>677735517
Enough to seduce all the senators and house reps.
Do you ever just hate yourself and want to stop?
>>677735626
neither will whinging about wasted time
>>677735517
P-Payment?
>>677735721
He's seen the gifs but not the movies?
>>677735968
Yeah, I've sent them to him before.
>>677735767
Typically I think about suicide 2-3 times a day.
>>677736213
Only that many? You're worse off than I am and I average at least ten.
>>677735755
we are going to need at least 30 more. I will have them all collected by tomorrows end
>>677735968
yes...did you forget our agreement?....
>>677735791
Yes, nothing does anything so just dont do anything.
>>677736518
shave wem
>>677736678
same honestly
>>677736689
shave my taint!
u can waste my time nibi
>>677736791
O-okay...
>>677736111
You're practically spoiling it for him.
>>677736518
Apparently so.
>>677736941
then the email will not be sent
shut up avery
>>677736941
Not really.
you can too if you like kiss
>>677736454
What do you mean by that?
And thats an average, like on a good day.
>>677737122
I have no time for you.
My time is reserved for darwin.
you are addicted
>>677737252
I mean you're more filled with self loathing than I am.
am not
>>677736744
Price of being a failure at life.
>>677737353
>>677737402
>>677737402
>>677737402
>>677737089
B-But we never agreed on anything.
>>677737124
Maybe it's just me. I like to go into a movie with as little exposure as possible.
I AM NOT
>>677737550
you cannot really fail at life
all notions of success are human-created
>>677737456
Having to live through this is punishment for being weak and for caving into homosexuality and not killing myself several years ago when I should of.
we are trying to help
>>677737598
WE DID THOUGH AND I DEMAND MY PAYMENT NOW! 10,000 chocolate covered popcorn!
he has you in his grasp. you are a willing slave.
streaming rb6 twitch /ass_brains
>>677737641
Created by people who are successful.
>>677737870
that's a lot of popcorn
Wrong, I am the one in control.
you would do anything he told you
>>677737598
I go for various reasons.
>>677737814
Punishment? What do you know of punishment?
>>677737870
But you haven't given me anything...
>>677737692
lord...
>>677738220
Yes
>>677738071
i really like my popcorn...
>>677738242
I WILL GIVE YOU THE FILES WHEN YOU GIVE ME MY PAYMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course not.
I am an assertive dominant alpha male, I don't listen to anyone.
where is darwin? he must assert control over this one.
yes, I am a tall strong manly male human as well
>>677738597
Eating dinner
>>677738740
>
Bored.
>>677738220
What?
>>677738391
But you offered them...
>>677738910
Bored bored bored!
>>677738910
how can i be of assistance my lord?
>>677738924
no we agreed on a payment and i was about to send them
only boring people get bored
>>677738887
>>677738910
go collect some butts
>>677739014
Come suck my cock.
>>677739074
I am a cat on the inside
nya
>>677738887
you follow his every move like a good servant
>>677739173
First off...
What you got?
Secondly
I don't feel like driving
>>677739293
proof?
>>677739177
I am going to scritch your ears
>>677739177
I know the feel.
It's terrifying.
>>677738384
Punishment is having a head that's splitting in two at all times. It's having no grip on reality. It's feeling god's hatred.
>>677738924
Sometimes it's pure artistry that I'll see a film.
>>677739420
>>677739381
I have a penis.
>>677739539
alpha male, he says
>>677739051
That's not how I remember it.
>>677739510
I don't follow.
>>677739681
is it nice to look at?
>>677739872
i have video recording of this
>>677739397
you knew he was eating dinner.
>>677739872
I'll watch a film based entirely on a director.
>>677739888
Is any part of Snarf nice to look at?
>>677739782
A love for ear scritching is not a weakness
>>677740049
Because I make him report all his activities to me.
>>677740184
um, all the parts?
>>677740250
it's adorable though
I don't know any strong alpha males who are adorable
>>677739681
Is it nice?
is it big?
Will I want it?
Maybe you should suck my dick. So many questions Snarf...
>>677740417
Ask darwin, he will confirm my status.
>>677740250
i will be crosschecking with darwin on this because i believe you are PUSSWHIPPED
>>677739987
Show me.
>>677740126
Ah, okay. That makes sense, I do that too.
>>677740569
[12:10AM] freklz: is kiss a strong dominant alpha male?
in your own words, please
[12:10AM] Delicious Yordle: Yes.
Wait, no.
[12:11AM] freklz: thank you
[12:11AM] Delicious Yordle: I misread that.
But now I know what you meant.
>>677740731
i will send it via email
>>677740609
Looks like it should be a ska record cover!
>>677740805
>>677740667
HE'S PRANKING YOU
DON'T FALL FOR IT
>>677740950
>damage control
come here and let me scritch your ears
>>677739510
That sounds overly wordy just to come off as smart.
>>677740950
bet you got a really soft belly
>>677740731
Is there a contemporary director you like?
>>677741209
I suffer from them all. The head bit is largely ignorable. You get used to a constant headache.
It's true though, I am registered as a tri-genderfluid wolf-kin with the democratic party
>>677741126
No, stay away from me
>>677741266
What does that have to do with anything?
>>677741375
I just not sleep when im that stressed, which is almost all the time.
>>677741419
you are breaking my heart
>>677740836
I'll be waiting... again.
>>677741375
Wes Anderson comes to mind.
>>677740867
lolol
>>677741676
as will i
>>677741375
Recommend me a good film to watch tomorrow Faust.
>>677741419
for touching
>>677732277
kik is awildgirlappears
