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DJ Parents Finding Out I'm Gay
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>>677681394

DJ Girls my age
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>>677681394
kill yourself you degenerate faggot
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DJ Love ...

Well, shit. Fuck you, anon.
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>>677681394
DJ Incommunication sounds actually good.
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>>677681394
DJ Deep Water

Pretty fucking experimental.
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DJ Death
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DJ Waking up tomorrow
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>>677681394
DJ Vaginas
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>>677681625
Lol'd

DJ Marxism
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>DJ Drowning
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DJ Shrek memes
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DJ indoctrinated youth
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DJ nigger
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DJ retarded offspring


kinda works but the name is sort of taken

luckily im a scaredy cat so i have more

>mfw
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DJ OP
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DJ Failure
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DJ op is straight
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>>677681394
DJ People
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DJ Jews
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DJ loneliness
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DJ dying alone
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DJ Newfags
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>>677682258

yo was going to join in the thread, only thing I thought of was this
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>>677681801
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DJ DJ
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>>677682136
savage
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DJ BEEEEEEEEEEES
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DJ we'll never be able to explore space or colonize new worlds due to wiping ourselves out in war
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DJ Ending up worthless and alone in life
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>>677682075

So true, it hurts
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DJ JEW
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D J S K E L L E T O N
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Dj cancer.........Threads
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DJ Khaled
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Dj die virgin
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DJ choking on my uncles anal beads
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>>677681394
DJ Fear
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DJ Never Going To Find True Love Because I'm A Shyfag
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DJ Khaled
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DJ Rats bite me in the Ass while taking a shit
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DJ Islam
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>DJ Dying Alone
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>>677681394
>DJ waking up.
Life's good, man.
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DJ OP's mom getting pregnant
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>>677682348
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>>677682450
Aka Dj Anom
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>>677682624
>being scared of islam
Fucking pussy
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>>677681394
DJ mexican uprising
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>>677682616
DJ Toilet Witches
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>>677682569
Dj goddammit me too
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>>677681394
DJ Poverty
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DJ Long-Term Torture
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>>677682450
>>677682539
>>677682569
>>677682633
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DJ. deathspiders with needle legs
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>>677682059
this
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DJ Babies
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DJ skeleton

no wait,thats everyone's DJ name in this thread except mine

because I am a skeleton
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DJ Spiders
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DJ Blindness
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>>677681394
dj niggers in the house
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DJ Ted Cruz
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DJ myself
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>>677681394
DJ Eternal Life
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Wow, you lot are a bunch of weak cunts. You're lonely because right now your on a computer instead of being social.
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>DJ Fear of Failure

Actually has a good ring to it...
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DJ Pregnnancy
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DJ Girl Laughing At My Small Penis First Time I Have Sex
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DJ My daughter dating a black guy
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>>677681394

DJ HIV
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>>677681394
DJ entire direct family died in a car crash
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>>677681394
DJ try to kill myself
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DJ Retardism
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>>677681394
DJ Death
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"DJ Reality" dropping the beat with "DJ Outside"
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>>677683187
DJ Bugchaser
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DJ spiders hiding under the toilet seat and toilet paper roll when I ate taco bell after the bar the night before and am about to explode...
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>>677683159
DJ dating this guys daughter while she fucks a black guy.
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DJ Alcohol Withdrawal
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>>677681394
DJ Disfunction
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DJ Commitment
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>>677681394
DJ Grills
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DJ Infinite Time Loops
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>>677682021
>>677683042

I can't help but wondering if these two being roommates would make a good sitcom.
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>>677683368
DJ having to kill a weaboo faggot AND a nigger.
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DJ Toilet Snakes
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>>677681625
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrofl

well done
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DJ Gays.
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>>677682569
You took the level of feels itt from 0 to like 5 thousand
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>>677681394
DJ Trump
In da hizouse
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>>677683368
DJ being black
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>>677681394
DJ OUTSIDE
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dj weak skinny bitch
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>>677683306

DJ Sex
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DJ anime girls aren't real
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>>677682841
top fucking kek, good one
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>>677681394

DJ entire family dies slowly over the next 30 years
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DJ Dentist
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>>677683588
go with "DJ Groundhog Day" or "DJ Endless Eight". better ring to it.
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DJ Caving Accident
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DJ I'll never see her again...
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DJ squandering my youth
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>>677681394
DJ The Infinite Void that is Existence and my Life in this Very Moment
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>>677682996
DJ Zodiac Killer
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>>677681394
DJ snails with human teeth
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>>677682258
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>>677681394
DJ Internal Parasites.
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>>677683742
DJ Maury telling me I am the father
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>>677683645
Maybe we'll mix in this one too? >>677683588
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>>677681394
DJellyfish
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>>677681394
DJ neverdubs
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DJ Mushrooms
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DJ Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva
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>>677684026
W..what?
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>>677681394

DJ Heart Attack
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DJ Making Mistakes
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DJ Schizophrenia
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>>677681394
DJ 9gag
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DJ heights

Sounds alright
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>>677683899
or DJ Primer
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DJ Dying Alone
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>>677684082
>>677683645

Only if >>677681801 can hang around as the wacky Joey/Barney/lovable character.
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DJ Starting to Like Gay Furries
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DJ being in the same room as OP
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DJ equality.
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>>677681394
DJ Wasps
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>>677681394
DJ Social Situations.
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>>677681394
DJ I fuck traps.
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>>677681394
DJ Running Out of Hash
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>>677681394
DJ DJeying
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DJ Prions
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Dj Cockroaches crawling up my butt while sitting on the toilet
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>>677684426
fuck, how did I forget that one? 5 star post, go with DJ Primer other anon.
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DJ Lion Piss
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>>677681394
DJ Shitting Myself In Public
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>>677681394
10/10 would rave to
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>>677681394
DJ 101
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DJ Failure
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I've always had a phobia of birds so I guess I'm DJ quails
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>>677684768
Eh, it's not that bad.
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>>677681394
DJ Conscription
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>>677681394
DJ Moth
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>>677684082
>>677684456
I can see this being a hit!
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>>677684456
I'm ready to pitch this to FOX/FX asap
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DJ /b/
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DJ Minimum wage should be a living wage
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DJ Lonely Death
OC pls no steal
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>>677681394
DJ Moths flying into my lips.
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DJ Bees......
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DJ Failing School
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dj getting a bitch pregnant
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DJ President Hillary
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>>677685168
Then it would be called living wage not minimum. Why reward the lazy you want to survive work for it.
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>>677684939
Your job is to make props and decorate inside scenes. ok?
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>>677681394
Dj alone

DJ no tendies

DJ mediocrity

DJ failure

DJ failed dreams
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DJ Swimming In a Waterhole and a Parasitic Thing Lays Eggs in Your Fucking Head and they Slowly Eat Your Brain and then Burst Out of Your Eye Sockets but Not Before You Become a Homicidal Maniac Because They Ate Some Specific Lobe than Regulates Aggression

pretty good name tbqh
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DJ Published Internet History
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Dj Facial Queefs
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>>677685168
California would be your nightmare anon. It already happened also fuck you for not wanting people to be able to eat every day while working 40 hours a week.
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DJ end up living a conformist life
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DJ Mass Economic Failure And Not Ever Being Able To Swim In Cash
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>>677685387
Kek
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DJ Child Support
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>>677684848
>>677685367
>>677682021
>>677682348
>>677682450
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>>677685375
could shorten it to DJ Parasitic Aggression
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>>677685330
bc its not necessarily lazyness.
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>>677684734
Or
DJ all you need is kill
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DJ Anal Prolapse
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>>677685464
dj gay hipsters
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DJ chicken tenders
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DJ Rape Sentence
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DJ Shattered Teeth on Concrete
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>>677685548
hehehe
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>>677681394
I'm DJ Socializing
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>>677685433
DJ Caliphornia cuckolds like this invading Texas through migration because they trashed their economy with commie policies.
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>>677681394
DJ Female President
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>>677685367
>no tendies

dont even joke about that...
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>>677681394
DJ Jews
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DJ Muslims moving to my neighborhood.
DJ president Hillary Clinton.
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DJ adolf hitler
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>>677686051
Jew detected, hide your shekels.
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>>677681394
DJ Go to Work
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DJ white flight and I can't afford to move with them.
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DJ Oblivion
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DJ Accidentally Shaving My Teeth With a Razor Instead of Brushing Them With a Toothbrush
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DJ Refugees
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DJ parents finding out im a skeleton
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>>677685932
minimum wage was dues for an update california is expensive as fuck. but I never thought they would get $15 an hour. thats way too much. Thats way more than my Graphics design job when I first started. I better be getting a big fucking raise soon.
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DJ I wake up with only an Xbox and no ps4 or pc
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DJ Ariel Winter Post-Reduction.
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DJ our son being gay
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>>677686608
Every gay couple's worst nightmare.
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DJ Taxes
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DJ mook: the revengance
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>>677685858
DJ false rape sentence
Cuz if i raped her i at least got the pussy
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>>677686577
DJ the robots I program taking all those jobs and people dying in the streets because they are have no skills and priced their repetitive labor out of the market.
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DJ I thought she was 18 officer I swear
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>>677681394
DJ out
or DJ just tellem already
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>>677686581
DJ i wake up with no ps4 and didn't finished bloodborne
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>>677687538
hurry the fuck up man I'm sick of antire fast food joint being run by illegal mexicans. If you cant speak english you are an illegal by definition. how do they keep getting away with this.
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>>677687538
dont worry, socialism will save the world. the robots will do all the work and humans will live the lives of relaxation we deserve.
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>>677687864
an entire*
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>>677681394
DJ sea
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>>677682413
Punderrated ost
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>>677687784
DJ DkS3 comes out and it's as shitty as bloodorne
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DJ No Wake Buoys
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>>677687864
the US has no official language. it is not illegal to not speak english.
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>>677687864
At $15 an hour the robots are cheaper than people now.
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DJ My girlfriend cheating on me with a dead hobo
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>>677688171
its the only requirement to become a legal immigrant dipshit.
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>>677681394
DJ loneliness
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DJ Clown
DJ Mascot
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>>677687917
DJ communist resource rationing
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>DJ Scorpions
THEY'RE NOT RIGHT, THEY'RE CRABS WITH STINGERS.
THEY'RE AGAINST SCIENCE AND THEY'RE AGAINST GOD.
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DJ people finding out who I truly am
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>>677681394

DJ waking up one day realizing that I was drugged the evening earlier and now there's a bunch of gay aids infested nigger bikers are about to jizz in my asshole with the sole intention of giving me aids, drugging me again, then returning me to my house

new EP comes out on itunes soon
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>>677688752
A fag?
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>>677688046
DJ people never stop hating on games and forget that they are made to have fun not to show how good you are to your internet friends
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DJ my future
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>>677688700
DJ flying scorpions
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
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>>677688781
gonna buy that shit if its deep house
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>>677682136
Same fam
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>>677683034
Love how all her hair is dry and her face is dry but then has that one long hair coming out her chin that aint attached to anything and also different colour loool seems legit
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>>677681394
DJ Black People
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>>677683306
This.

Almost got scared straight when I read about those.
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>>677689077
DJ AAA never dies.
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>>677689398
its ok to say dj nigger
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Dj gently placing a toothpick under my toenail and kicking a door
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>>677683368
Kek
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DJ Spiders
Spiderman is okay doe
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>>677689193
Those are harmless.
The stingers are used for reproduction or some shit.
Trust me, I looked into this.
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DJ Cum too quick
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>>677689556
what even is AAA? people call fromsoft AAA now. is it just when your studio makes a certain amount of money? I still consider fromsoft to be a pretty boutique/niche studio.
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DJ Crushed By A Boulder
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DJ jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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DJ failure
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>>677686608
Sorry to hear about your wifes son, anon.
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DJ lonliness
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>>677689942
100 million dollar budget. but it generally means just remakes of 3 different types of gameplay with different skins. they arent allowed to take any risks so they just make the same game over and over again.
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>>677688046
I'm with you m8...I hated bborne. The lore and art were fantastic, world design was legit but it felt like a stripped down dark souls to me. PvP was hands down the worst.
DJ there will never be another demons souls or dark souls 1
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DJ Going Nowhere
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>>677681394
DJ lightning.

That shit's scary. Never know when it'll get you... and it seems to like me a lot...
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>>677681394
DJ no one is going to fuck you
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>>677682564

FDR/10, would elect for third term.

Mine is DJ Buried Alive.
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>>677684124
Mah nigga. They're so faceless and menacing....
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>>677682413
DJ DJ DJ
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DJ God exists
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>>677689193
NOPE.gif
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>>677690445
it was just dks for console dudebros. super fast paced, not very difficult, easy healing, just mash buttons. no defensive items, no magic, etc etc.

>>677690419
personally the last thing i want from to do is change their formula. dks2 had shitty world designers because miyazaki didnt make it, but the combat was the same, just slightly tweaked and improved. they can keep doing that forever for all i care.
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>>677681394

DJ AIDS
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DJ Im already dead but just don't know it.
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DJ Chimpanzees. Fucking terrified of them.
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DJ unironic liberals
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DJ broken penis

>Man hears a “snap” when his penis breaks
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>>677691283
aids doesnt scare me, because i dont fuck niggers or skanks.
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>>677681394
DJ I won't die before my siblings.
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>>677681978
this one has nice flow
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>>677681394
DJ Asshole full of spiders
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>>677681394

atleast mine sounds cool!


"DJ Intimacy"
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DJ Insanity

Sounds rad!
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>>677684042
DJ Goy
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>>677691621
Aka DJ erectile dysfunction
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>>677691431

dudes randomly squirt it into your body just to be assholes - some 9 year old girl was pumped full of AIDS in a shopping center ten years ago

I don't fuck those things either - and it still scared me ... but probably because I'm old enough to remember the hype train of the 80s - they made it feel like AIDS was absolutely everywhere

so that had a fucked up brainwashing effect on a lot of late Gen Xers
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>>677681394
DJ Church Boner
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>>677691982
because it happened to one girl, out of 250 million people in the US, 10 years ago? the whole "gays run around aidsing people up" thing is a myth. you're good bro.

just dont get a blood transfusion in a third world country.
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>>677692083
you go to church? faggot
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>>677692083
I got a boner at church one time, that chick was crazy fine. No shame.
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DJ Society
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>>677681394
DJ It Never Gets Better
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DJ death
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>>677692550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk
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>>677692369
You don't? Fucking degenerate
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DJ dying while thinking that my purpose in my life was never fulfilled
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>>677681394

Dj bone cancer

I dare one of you faggots search up that shit and see the way it grows and imagine that going on underneath your skin.

> on your skull

I itched for fucking days straight.
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>>677681394
Dj niggers
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>>677681394
So I guess I'm DJ having to get a job because my inheritance ran out.
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>>677691982

Your fear is kind of irrational. You can't just get AIDS, you first need to have HIV for a couple of years without treating it. I know a guy with HIV, he's been on meds for the last 4 years and it's not even detectable in his blood anymore. He can basically bareback anyone with 0 chance of contracting or transmitting it. The only bad thing is he can't go travelling for more than 3 months because then he'd run out of his meds and has to go back to get more (for free).
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>>677681394
DJ waking up without a dick
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>>677681394
DJ Social Interaction
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>>677692726
:D <3

although this is a very inspiring song for me as I'm pretty and I make a lot of money
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>>677681394
DJ Eternal Damnation
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DJ White Minority
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>>677692889
my mom has it. its stabilized but all cancer is just fucked. you can attribute most cancer to all of these wonderful products that we can purchase that break in a week and are worthless. gotta love capitalism!
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