What do you do for work, /b/?
UPS unloader and clerk.
Project Manager at a construction materials testing company
>>677638527
Marketing (website, social media & graphic design) for a manufacturer of luxury goods.
Master scheduler and purchaser/warehouse manager at a manufacturing company that makes tubes and bottles
>>677638527
This.
c# dev
is fun
NEET
key account manager at a indie-label
Property and construction manager.
Engineer at destruction of electronic systems.
I'm partner in a textile outsourcing company in the Middle East, I'm european BTW
>>677638527
English teacher at a Korean hagwon.
>>677639129
tubefactory
kek
>>677639218
Same here
Playing around with the recently "made free" Xamarin suite in Visual Studio. It's pretty sweet if you ask me.
>>677639756
Yep, sneezing, coughing and scratching my balls, then putting my hands in your toothpaste tube container.
Senior Director of Customer Success
FedEx logistics tracker 19. 85k a year.
>>677638527
Information security analyst for a fairly large service provider.
34 years old.Pizza delivery driver 5.25 hr but with tips almost $23 an hour as long as no nig nogs order.
>>677638527
Haha, Gary!
I'm a professional welder
grifter
>>677638527
Plumber/dealer on the side
>>677640141
we havent updated our tfs yet, so still on older vers
but yea we will get there eventually
whats your software for? im in construction
>>677640449
i bet it's a major one
Social worker for homeless people
Oncologist (Medical)
>>677620097
Nuclear deterrent
Chinese slave trafficking and overall sex worker trafficking via the USA ports. I hate every minute of it but, the pay is great.
>>677642407
Proof? Sounds like something a teenager would come up with to sound cool and edgy.
>>677642738
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Only a fool
>a fool
>fool
faggot
papa johns driver
I work at a deli in a grocery store, making $7.70 an hour. Shit sucks
>>677642906
I asked for proof dumbfuck. That means I didn't take it as fact.
>>677643034
feeling you
you got any options/future?
>>677642088
Not major, but big enough to have a few hundred client companies.
>>677643347
Looking to become a certified bookkeeper. You, anon?
>>677638527
Pilot at a regional airline and I also own a small skateshop
Finance and accounting at a regional branch of the worlds largest HVAC company
Assistant manager at local store, accounting major.
>>677638527
web-design
With a couple of IRL friends created a little design agency, so far it was fun as fuck.
Not making millions, but have a lot of free time on my hands and can work whenever i feel like it.
>>677643535
im in IT
was a pain to get into it, but fuck im enjoying the shit out of it
>>677638527
subnautical porcelain maintenance manager
>>677643767
If that's true, sounds pretty cool. Would you elaborate more on your job?
Journalist
Lawyer.
>That means unemployed 11 months a year
>>677643967
im a dishwasher at a restaurant
>>677644280
Damn man that sucks. My cousins a lawyer and is finding a hard time getting a decent paying job. Props to you for getting your JD
assistant department manager at a major grocery store chain.
>>677644321
Fucking amazing dude, congrats!
>>677638527
Truck driver
>>677642285
Doctors browse B
>>677644640
thanks
woodworker
I design and build high end custom furniture for wealthy clients
Also patternmaking for casting for artists and architects
actual hourly earnings vary, but have my own business, over 144K in savings and investments, no debts
I enjoy what I do, life is good
art school grad (RISD), btw
>>677640141
>>677639218
I've been trying to find some good resources to learn to program on my own. I looked at udemy since I had a coupon, thoughts besides calling me a faggot?
>>677641549
Fashion industry.
Lobbyist.
>>677645047
Faggot
Sysadmin in a geophysics research facility.
>>677645001
Not the person you were replying to, but I got a link for you.
https://www.codecademy.com/
>>677645001
decide yourself for one language, id say java, because its almost everywhere and almost all colleges start with it
buy a book about it, there are quite a few good ones, look in one of the bigger bookstores
as soon as youre somewhat familiar with the basics, try coding challenges, you can find them all over the interwebs, just google it
if you can spend the money, visit a course, it helps a lot, at least it did for me
>>677645001
If you are ok with piracy, you can find most stuff from the big tutorial companies (Pluralsight, etc.) on torrents/warez sites.
I would start with the basics: memory management, data structures, algorithms, principles of Object Oriented programming, etc.
Don't start with some "learn to program in c# in 10 easy lessons" bullcrap. Anyone I know that "learned" to program without knowing the basics is hopeless and writes terrible code at best.
Unemployed, looking for jobs anywhere.
>>677645001
My advice is to start with a good C tutorial.
C is basically the lowest-level (close to the machine) language you could easily learn.
C's imperative and procedural programming style, variable typing, memory management and compiling system will help you understand how a computer manages programs (cpu and memery-wise).
I renovate buildings.
>>677645001
w3schools.com
>>677646626
asm
>>677647138
>w3schools.com
>programming
Yeah, sure.
>>677647221
>asm
Asm is barely human-readable nowadays and you know it.
x86 assembly is a pain to use and you just should let the compiler handle that shit. It's probably going to be 10x more efficient at it than any human anyway.
>>677638527
Nurses aide. I hate it now. I hate old people as much as I hate niggers. This generation of baby boomers are a bunch of whiney fucks. They treat us like a bunch of fuckin servants and think they're the only patient in the whole facility. Fuck old people.
>>677638527
executive cashier, wendys
>>677638527
developer for a number of adult tube sites
a lot of python, javascript, and php
>>677638527
full time shit poster on 4chan
>>677645950
>>677645956
>>677646626
Thanks, I'll do C that seems good to learn on and use. I can do some scripting in bash and powershell but I want to develop someshit.
Oh also I do application support for a hospital
>>677644945
Same as this faggot.
But I design and program a CNC 5 axis machine to make it instead.
Not long made a fancy table with a 700% mark up in price for some Arabs.
>>677644082
So you're a nosey cunt basically?
>>677647947
vba
>>677638527
Licensed industrial mechanic and product teknichian.
>>677638527
Purveyor of elite services to the rich:
- Travel arrangements
- Accommodation
- Tax avoidance and evasion schemes
- Designer recreation pharmaceuticals
- BDSM services
- Assassinations
- Child prostitutes
- Domestic & farm animals that want to "party"
Insides sales at a rubber fabrication company. Its passionless but pays the bills... I just want to make art all day but instead i'm typing in a terminal that looks silimar to hacking in fallout.
>>677639218
another c# dev fag, especially asp.net
>>677638527
IT cloud architect. Basically play with VMs and get them in cool configurations, then give to company and tell the sys admin plebs how to fix it.
Autobody Mechanic. I fix cars.
>>677651713
This pic is full of win
>>677649090
I did that for a while. You use(d) AVS? For while, I did, until I thought a little and decided there was some backdoor built in and i sold them to some user to cash out quick.
Kek.
Bartender
>>677652020
>IT cloud architect
How's that OpenStack treating you mein negger ?
Maybe some Docker ?
Freelance editor.
Biggest pay was editing for a local news station.
I really should have done more with my life.
>>677638527
I'm a pastor, too. Not a churchy kind of pastor, one that doesn't believe in hocus pocus and we can be the change in the world.
Got in this gig for all the prime sinner trim.
God will forgive me.
>>677652534
Fucking kek. Exactly.
Good $100k+ gig if you know what you're doing.
I'll see you at both summits in Seattle and austin.
Ayyy lmao
Scheduling for a glass factory. Basically bullshit at a desk all day with access to Internet -facebook for $13.25
Janitor at a federal office building. I clock in, do about 3 hours of work and spend the rest surfing the Internet/playing video games/exercising.
It's kind of embarrassing to say but I like my job. I like the isolation and freedom and the benefits are fantastic. I'm shy to the extreme though.
Gov. Geodatabase administration
>>677652921
>I'll see you at both summits in Seattle and austin.
Man I wish...
But I'm living in good ol' Yurop and not really working in a Cloud Computing environment.
I'm >>677645895, mostly virtualizing old FreeBSD and Linux systems and fucking up with Proxmox, QEMU/KVM VMs, LXC Containers and some libvirt.
Regarding LXC Containers, I'm not convinced. Prefered the flexibility of OpenVZ.
>>677648829
I´m a nurse and I don´t know where are you from but yeah, here we have to deal with the same crap.
mantra of love on 4chan. Next yeà r AI not CIA
Project manager right hand for district cooling plant. Will be cahrge of the cooling plant when its done
>>677638527
Cyber surety in the airforce...
Once got a full time job. Then I realised I'd be earning more by writing essays for lazy college motherfuckers and giving private lessons. Do that shit to this day. Best decision ever
Freelance home office tech/municipal research assistant/driver while looking for another job atm. Kinda sucks considering sketchy past and possible un-diagnosed ASD
>>677656013
how old? how much do you make?
>>677638527
I work overnight at a gas station that serves fried chicken. Let me tell you every single nigger stereotype is true. Newports, chicken, black and milds, strawberry lemonade, magnum condoms, that's all they buy. This job has turned me racist.
>>677656346
17, make about 700-800€ a month but it depends. There's no work in summer tho so I need to find summer jobs
Youtube
One of those annoying let's players who play videos games for money.
I'm a Pilot for a regional carrier
This Guy
>>677656964
Kill yourself unless you have more than 50 thousand subs
Would you count high school as a job?
>>677656353
What no blunts? Fuckin' fake ass niggas these days.
>>677640428
Noiiiiceeeee
Aircraft maintenance technician
>>677657303
Im curious are you in the air force?
Software engineer specializing in c++, php, c sharp, and sql.
VP IT at a credit card company that wants to know the contents of your wallet. Sucks.
>>677656353
that's probably because only black people that fit into those stereotypes would go to such gas station
>>677653905
CIA or NSA?
>>677657434
Bet you were in debt,ha should of joined the military.
Firefighter hopefully with dubs
IT consultant
>>677657425
Yeah, my job is specifically for C-130 J models
>>677657252
Oh i forgot to mention that but yeah we sell tons of blunts to niggers.
>>677638667
How long have you been doing that and how is it? I've been thinking about working there through college
>>677657303
Have you ever worked on a fokker?
>>677657756
Where did you attend bmt?
>>677657917
'12, you?
AWS.
>>677658060
i said where not when.
>>677658060
Out of lackland
Hauling frac sand in Northern Canada.
Dolla dolla bills for a trucking job.
>>677638527
How is the man in the picture not falling over? Is he happy because he invented an anti-gravity belt?
First job is a server at an Italian restaurant.
Second one is a nursing assistant at a nursing home.
>>677638527
High school teacher
Hauling freight in this bitch
>>677657171
Almost a million
zoo keeper.
its alright
>>677658579
Good for you then congrats, name of channel?
>>677658541
respect for you my dude. have to put up with all that shit.Do you ever think about fucking the girls you teach?
>>677658541
How's your mental breakdown going?
>>677638527
I'm a dishwasher
>>677658957
Boobs or gtfo.
>>677659032
Topkek
>>677659032
Hahaha motherfucker
Maybe you guys can help me, i'm working 3rd shift at a gas station but i'm only being paid minimum wage. I feel like i'm wasting my time there. Do you guys know any other jobs that would pay better and have better hours? I have my GED and a iv'e worked at a few different places so my resume isn't shit(at least for entry level jobs).
>>677658579
Top fucking kek
>>677659308
Have you thought about college?
>>677638527
Work for myself. Do house calls for Computer and Mobile device repair. There are a rediculous amount of people that don't want to take their shit into a store and leave it there. Or just paranoid and shit and want to see it being worked on. Either way I don't give a shit, they can hang over my head all they, I charge a premium for the service.
I'm also a dishwasher at a restaurant
>>677640593
Shit. That's actually not bad. Could you get transferred to a store that services richer people? Or do they tip worse than middle class folks.
>>677640688
That was such a stupid fucking raid
>>677659308
if you dont wanna do construction, where u can make good money without a degree, u need to go back to school.
>>677638527
>tfw love math and wanted to make a difference teaching students who struggle with it, and do research on the side
> tfw reduced to teaching dindu athletes remedial math that every normal kid learns in third grade
>mfw they can't do basic fractions but I still have to pass them
>>677658547
Oooh, is that a DC-10? Refitted?
>>677659779
I have, but financial aid only covers you if you take over 10 points worth of classes. I don't know how i'd manage that and a job at the same time. It would be one or the other and i need money so that's on the back burner. I don't even know what my major would be, i hate math so that limits my options even more. I dunno man iv'e been thinking a lot about it and the only solution i see at the moment is to find a better paying job, save up and then go take a few classes when i'm ready.
>>677638527
Architect
>>677660991
Get the financial aid, take out govt loans to cover rent, food, and bills.
You won't have to work, then you can get a job that could easily pay that off after you graduate.
>>677660545
I don't understand are you saying i can make good money in construction without a degree?
Rapper
>>677661246
yes
>>677661236
>put myself in debt
That's the absolute worst thing i can do right now, i have no debt at the moment and i want to keep it that way. I always hear horror stories from my coworkers who are still in debt from school and it doesn't sound fun. Interest fucks you over too, like a lot.
>>677661600
You can pay it off without it destroying you. It eventually just becomes an annoyance. And the interest rates don't kill you unless you refuse to pay for a few years
>>677638527
Invasive species/noxious weed technician for dept of agriculture
>>677661600
>I always hear horror stories from my coworkers who are still in debt from school
I didn't read the thread, but based on what you said in that post, you haven't gone to college. You're working in a professional that doesn't require an education. So are these people with a degree.
Why the FUCK do you think they're still in fucking debt?