>be me >got mad debt and desperate to fix it >asked
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>be me
>got mad debt and desperate to fix it
>asked if I wanna get really really high and kidnap this chick
>Ifuckingguessso.jpg
>get to her town
>everyone's super religious up there
>everyone's racist and on crazy drugs
>drugs are pretty sweet
>chick's toy bird is really annoying
>find out founding fathers were fucked
>find out religion is fucked
>holyshit.png
>the blacks are in charge now
>doesn't bother me, but shit it's a war now
>chick wants to go to paris
>fuckoffwiththatshitwerenotgoingtoparis.gif
>toy bird gets dropped in the ocean
>chick drowns me
>>677627820
I think you don't know what poorly means.
>normal day at work
>shit hits the fan
>militar forces come to fuck things up
>get another job at the end
bioshock infi?
>>677628315
half life?
>>677627820
You suck at this.
>>677628315
Half Life
>>677627820
>how many fucking castles do you own, bitch?
>normal day at work
>terrorists do shit
>ends up in conspiracy BS
>Called to identify dead grandpa
>Read a history book in his mansion
>Find a city under the house
>>677628748
Postal 2
>>677628452
>>677628505
Winrar
>hired vía phone
>kill the living shit out of everyone
>masks
>come back from cruise
>fuck buddy gets killed
>yiu get blamed
>avenge fuck buddy
>>677627820
>go to work
>previous team assigned to my project fucked it up
>first stages of the assignment are pretty easy, lots of collecting things from various offices and putting them together
>later stages of the assignment are impossible, opposition moving much too fast
>one of my colleagues turns out to be working for the other guys
>end up in the basement, it's fucked up
>>677627820
cock of duty
>>677627820
>too high to climb
>too far to jump
>I'll take a shortcut
>>677628894
Fallout 4
>>677628799
Nope
>>677628893
Lol idk thats a good one
>>677628893
>>677629082
Samefag a little harder, son.
>>677628318
yes
>>677627820
Bioshock Infinity
>>677628795
darkest dungeon
>>677628893
Dishonored ?
>>677627820
Its Bioshock Infinite
>>677628889
hotline miami
>>677628889
Hotline Miami. Ez fgg
>old pedophile granny kidnaps my sister
>look at every corner of her castle
>throw her from the last floor
>>677628949
Portal?
>>677628889
Hotline miami?
>>677627820
>be plumber
>mushrooms everywhere
>sometimes clouds too
>man-eating plants
>need to rescue princess
>go down a pipe
>underwater
>eat special shroom
>get big
>my name is mario
>have brother named luigi
>we're super
>>677628894
Portal 2?
>>677629369
>>677629486
Wario Bro's ?
>do huge side jumps over and over to doge bullets
>probably look ridiculous IRL, just jumping side to side and slamming on the ground.
>>677628559
Mario
>>677629486
Dankey kang?
>>677628748
deus ex human revolution
>>677627820
>bro and his gf gets captured by hot bitch who wears black
>have to save him with other bro
>god this is hard
>THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD FUCK
>and also toads
>>677629577
>>677629568
Sunset overdrive?
>>677629486
minecraft
>>677628894
SS13?
>>677628748
Postal
>>677629568
Max Payne?
Total overdose?
>>677629672
Max Payne?
>>677629621
Does gamestop have it?
>train goes boom
>>677629809
>>677629824
Max Payne, yep.
>start in normal town
>have to go through dessert, jungle and hellfire to find last boss
>i need more mana
>>677629364
Banjo kazooie
>>677629844
Probably not anymore
>>677629928
Diablo 2
>>677629959
Thought no one would guess
>get fucking murdered or whatever
>cyborg dude now apparently
>I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
>PRITCHARD
>PRITCHARD, DO YOU READ?
>PRITCHARD FUCK YOU
> run around and shoot things
> armor camping bitches
> grenade launcher sucks
>Stay a while and listen
>>677630133
Deus Ex Human revolution
aka oh god everything is orange!
>germans everywhere
>gottafuckemup.jpg
>hitler shows up
>fuckhimup.png
>win
>spawn somewhere and some niggers stole your stuff
>be totally drugged, zombies and other creepy shit around you
>build house made of dirt
>build bigger house made of dirt
>build giant house made of dirt
>>677627820
>In prison for last few years
>Sent to to some fucking island to work and shit
>Wake up out of a nightmare with some scarred up nigger looking at me
>They release me and I have to fucking go do some secret mission for some fucking organization
>>Apparently Im some fucking anti-christ sent to destroy a demi-god
>Fuck this, so I stab him in the heart
>He dies and then I become a werewolf
>Should really rest and meditate on what I learned
>>677630249
Wolfenstein 3d
>>677629993
Let's call and ask
>>677630252
Minecraft
>Orphan kills her mom, kinda, again
>Potato
>Fucking limey cunt
>some faggot and qt want you to help'em rob a museum
>they fuck you over
>somehow end up almost dead in Tibet
>you kill stuff
>>677630184
Reach
>>677630353
Portal 2
>>677630252
The Simpsons Hit & Run
>>677629568
Cataclyst
>Chilling with buddy's on vacation
>All good time
>Fallingfromplain.jpg
>Gotta save friends
>Hot native
>Choice
>>677627820
Silent Hill 3?
>you're working
>man shows up
>do shit he wants
>everyone is dead.
>>677630353
portal 2
>Go there
>do this
>why tho?
>die a lot. a lot. a lot.
>>677630274
Morrowind
>>677630362
Uncharted?
>>677629486
John Cena's Amazing Adventure 2?
>>677630453
You n'wah !!!
>>677630249
>>677630308
winrar
>>677630426
Far Cry 3
>be me
>total loser
>put into machine
>be some random faggot in the past
>kill everyone
>bugs everywhere
>happenes to me each hald year in another situation and i always end up in other time periodes and persons
>>677630463
Yup
Wasn't very hard, eh?
>>677630426
farcry 3
>wake up
>set some chick on fire
>be shot at
>play the damn fiddle
>>677630448
Dark Souls or bloodbourne ?
>>677630552
Avatar
>>677627820
>Start my first day
>Brother shows up, he works there too
>gives me some tipps for the job
>Yeha bla bla what evs
>Fast forward only a few days i watch my bro die, i killed my boss and my coworker and now iam out to kill the chiefs of my company
mfw
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
> Have camera
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Run fron scripted event, do what game asks you to do
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Fail
> Get possessed
> Die
>>677630448
Fallout 3
>>677627820
>do-dee do-deedle do
>do-dee do-deedle do
>do-dee do-deedle do
>doodle-doodle-doodle-do
>wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-GULP-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-GULP-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-BWOOP-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-BWOOP-di-di-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-
>dew-dew-dew-deww, wip-wip
>>677630728
Stanley parable ?
>>677630685
Mgs
>>677630636
Yeppers
>>677630728
The Stanley parable, I guess?
>>677630616
Phantom Pain
>>677630728
The Stanley Parable?
>>677630187
Magicka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
>>677630808
Adventures of the Not-Quite-A-Full-Circle
>>677630812
ayy
>>677630187
far cry 4
>>677630552
assassins creed
>>677630815
Close but no cigar
>>677630932
The joke of that was that you didn't need to guess
>help capture dangerous fugitive
>government says thanks by sticking grandma full of rocks
>aw hell no
>>677630972
No phantom cigar
AmIRight
>Kill A Dragon
>In DLC the real boss is not a dragon
>lets bet money
>lets go underground
>who the fuck are these guys
>win money
>win respect
>win items
>texas hold em isn't'fun
>>677630808
Puck man
>>677629486
Konkey donk?
>>677631028
No MGS Game
>be me
>want to rescue chick
>some nigger goes apeshit and throws shit at me
>>677630808
>mfw I have the sounds in my head
>just a normal day in canada
>be star-man
>be very stupid and have lack of attention
>have a train spaceship
>skip through meadows picking flowers and catching butterflies
>people keep telling you to do shit
>>677631064
fallout new vegas?
>>677631195
Super Mario Bro's ?
>>677631224
The Long Dark
>fighting a bear while I complete the captcha
>be literally noname in place for criminalists
>choose to join weedlords, blue guys or red guys
>run from one camp to another killing stuff
>defeat big ass demon and get rekt by rocks underground
>>677631249
Skyrim
>>677631224
The long dark
>you get nuked by an indian no matter what
>>677631224
Soma
>>677630742
outlast
>>677631332
>Real Life
>>677629486
I got it its jimmy neutrons drug fest 2
>You get Bourzouf
>>677630990
Infamous Second Son
>>677631368
kek
>>677631332
Any Civ?
>train ride
>some faggot talking about god
>shoot prostitutes
>MEEROWWWROWWWWWW
>My horse!
>>677631311
uh, yeah.
>the world ends
>get attacked by spooky skeletons
>mannequins everywhere
>disco ball
good luck
>be an engineer
>alien zombies
>space scientologists
>Owe the mob money
>race coast to coast in some gumball race to win enough money to pay them back
>hook up with the qt3.14 at the end
>>677631462
Red Dead Redemption ?
>>677631402
And what a disappointment it was, relatively speaking
>me and my pals find and orphan
>half way to deliver the orphan we find his brother
>everyone is happy
>>677631584
dead space
>>677631584
DEAD SPACE
too easy
>>677631584
dead space
>>677631584
Try it a little harder, it's deadspace
>>677631584
Dear space 2
>be clueless protagonist
>slightly old man tells you to go to a different country
>you have to kill one of his most beloved friends and he also said to try and retrieve one of his letters, but it's not the main assignment
>sail in ship
>ship wrecks
>wellfuckme.gif
>wake up stranded in random ass cave
>still have your personal belongings of your choice
>escape cave after several hours of endless clicking across the screen
>at the end of it all you get mindfucked as everything happens at once
>die
>become a trophy
>fat mustaches guy picks you up and drives away
>>677629486
skyrim with mods
>it's my birthday so it's time to wonder off with a random creature
>find out about league to be the best
>beat the league, only to have to take a ship to whole another region.
>cheats make this game unplayable
>>677628894
Black Flag?
>be mexican
>you wan dat pussy
>spooky skeleton steals the pussy
>become a luchador
>go skiing
>get killed
something something my childhood
>>677631639
yesh
>>677631728
Pokemon Soul Silver
>>677629781
Matrix nigga
>>677631728
Pokemon
>>677631728
Poké man
>>677630808
Pika drug addict
> wake up
> orcs destroyed your village
>destroy ancient evil and save the world
> Uwe Boll makes a movie about your adventure but doesn't evem gwt the plot right
>wake up in alley
>spooky adventure
>that's one creepy fucking painting
>>677631728
Pokemon
>>677631805
Ski game
>be me
>has to steal, fight and look for treasure
>that bitchy mayor kinda likes me
>that undead clearly not
>root beer and monkeys, lots of them
>>677631249
Every Animal Crossing ever
It seems like there's someone in here who REALLY wants someone to describe Bethesda games.
>>677631824
Crystal was best
>barcode on back of the head
>>677627820
itt nobody understands the word poorly.
>>677631299
Gothic
>>677631887
Monkey island?
>be street nigger working for jew
>steal car of some old guys son
>old guy is now mentor
>upgrade to professional nigger
>meet crazy guy
>shit happens
>you either kill one or play the hero
>>677631959
Hitman Agent 69
>>677631590
NFS: The Run
...fucking fuck of a fucking game that was.
>>677630274
Gears of war
>hard puzzles
>sad music
>bad dreams
Good luck guys
>>677631959
Hitman
>be mexican shitskin
>forced to do everything
>wolverines
>>677630133
Prichard you fucking cunt.
>migrate from a small island
>the wise old man ends up selling you a white cape.
>niggers everywhere
>get the ebola/aids/whatever within 5 minutes
>Jeep (tm) advertisements
>>677632008
yep
>>677632045
peggle
>>677632013
gta 5
>WIZARD NEEDS FOOD, BADLY
>be kid
>shitty geared faggots attack your city
>pedophile takes you with him
>you learn some shit
>you can pick up hot chicks by doing one thing
>>677632013
Gta v
>>677632108
yes
>>677631991
Yup
Gothic 2 is my favourite
> Be bounty hunter
> riding train
>everything goes tits up
> Cold as shit
> Follow the robot
> kill a bunch of gorillas, dogs, and people
>>677631846
Layers of fear?
>>677630616
Dark souls
>>677632100
nope, the RPG type
>>677632070
Far cry 2? We're ther really jeeps
>>677632017
Huehuehuehue
>hot pursuit with free roam
>>677632163
Borderlands 2
>>677632045
Little big Planet
>>677632163
Border lands 2
>>677632070
Far cry 2
>kick ball around
>lag
>be a little kid
>some researcher from your town wants you to do his job for him
>you start to do it for no pay and putting yourself in real danger
>he has a grandson that is a total shit and pesters you throughout your journey
>the research involves stuffing wild animals into compact containers
>>677632045
Undertale?
>>677627820
bullied by master race
ayy lmao
bullied by nerds
>& x2
>>677632202
nope
hint: ps1 game
>go help some woman get out of a helicopter
>get allahu akbar'd with a nuclear device
>women ruin everything
>>677632251
Rocket League
>>677632185
correct
>>677631064
looks like no one guessed
Poker night at the Inventory
>on way to party but boss fucks it up
>go on fun journey to collect stars
>make several friends along the way
>coolest was guy who rode on cloud
>>677632258
pokemon
>>677632262
nope, it's a ps1 game
>>677632120
Gauntlet
>>677628889
Fucking definitely not Hotline Miami
>the world is fucked
>save it by rolling a lot
> Mid
>Mid
>Fuck you afk
ISOLATED
>>677632201
>>677632208
>>677628894
Resident Evil
>>677632258
Pokemon again
>>677627820
>Conquer a neighbor's province
>I want to fucking assimilate them
>>677632337
Ocarina of Time?
>>677632347
>>Fuck you afk
League of Legends
>>677627820
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>Helicopter
>Nothing Happens
>Rescue Prisoners
>game is shit.
>>677632380
eu4
>>677631580
I'll add some more because you niggas aint gonna get it
>the world ends
>get attacked by spooky skeletons
>mannequins everywhere
>disco ball
>trumpet
>bell
>japan
>fairies
>PUNCH
>>677627820
Poorly Described Video Games. Try to learn grammar, you illiterate trash!
>>677632337
Dark Souls?
>Old man dies
>Work for shitty company
>"it's yours now" in letter
>go there
>>677632337
Katamari?
>>677632464
Ground Zeros
>>677632477
fuck that was too fast
>>677632464
Oh that's gotta bePhantom Pain
>wake up from coma in prison
>escape and try to make your gang return
>fight against yakuzas and voodo people
>lady keeps telling me i'm losing frigates
>>677632347
Dota 2
>norse mythology
>smörebrödd language
>memes
>magicks
>not a vampire
>golden gun
>grapple around
>weird fish thing on my back
>looking for my molesting uncle
>>677632558
Skyrim ?
>get reborn in a ship
>visit a ripped old dude
>im just an old beggar here take my poopstained papyrus
>kill gods
>>677632551
Homeworld 2 ?
>hard puzzles
>sad music
>bad dreams
Since no one will find this if I don't give another hint, it's a Zelda clone
>>677632476
that's the joke
>>677629486
Fallout 4
>>677631743
Guacamelee
>in truck
>crashes, oh tits
>weird dudes find me
>oh shit I don't remember who i am
>got a shit tattoo
>told by dude to do shit for him
>now walking around killing guys in hoodies
>>677632602
>>677632558
Destiny snd skyrim
>>677632489
Stardew Valley, cmon, thats just way too easy
>>677632682
fc3
>lose your limbs to robots
>your friends become what you fear you will become next
>you kill all your friends by the end of the story (in some way or form)
>>677632318
Paper mario 64
>be edgy
>kill demons
2 easy
>>677632467
winrar xd
>>677632540
Saints Row 2
>>677627820
That's easy.
Biocock Intimate.
Bang bang bang bang bang
›pred missile inbound
>Be chingchongbingbong
>Secretly a cop
>Join local gangs
>forget I'm a cop regularly.
>Engage in street fights and murder people daily.
>Never get in trouble for murdering tons of people
>Mfw kill my boss and stay in city where I fucked everything just because my sister died.
>>677632682
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>677632629
Correcto
>>677632602
Goldeneye 007
Not alot of n64 gamers in here
>>677631224
dark messiah?
>>677632746
black ops 3
>>677631843
Was dungeon siege
>>677632673
winrar
>class based shooter
>turns into a fashion/economy sim
>>677632538
winrar
>at fair
>meet chick
>time travel
>the biggest flop of 2015
>>677632802
Obviously Sleeping Dogs
>>677632805
Yup.
>>FUCKING COLD IN HERE INNIT
>>OH COCK EVERYTHINGS DEAD
>>677632863
tf2
>be Mexican super secret agent
>literally good at everything, basically God
>go to chinkland
>severely fuck shit up singlehandedly
>literally shitty 80's action movie x10
>ride missile
>celebrate with margaritas
>>677632802
Sleeping dogs
>group of terrorists freak out about an asteroid and kill a bunch of people and monsters along the way while a spergie loner gets frustrated with being foreveralone and goes on a rampage with a mall-ninja tier katana
>also, main character discovers that he is an attractive trap
>>677632802
Sleeping Dogs
>underrated game
>>677632635
okay IT'S FUCKING
>bitch related
>>677630685
Deus ex
>>677632802
I love ching chong dogs
>time bullshit
>where did that one come from
>>677632883
Phantom Pain.
>have a brother
>kill this slut or these guys oops times up they all die lol
>become king
>mud from africa attacks
>multiculturalism infects your mentor
>kill him ;__;
>after the world war 2 the world was split into two, east and west
>>677632902
deus ex hr
>>677632824
Not even 5 minutes, damn
>>677632968
Mgs3
>>677627820
>be faggot that needs money
>some asshole sends me to a seedy site
>for some reason I have to pay to do a job
>have a faggot telling me to do shit while doing said job
>I get fucking kicked in the face by a ninja K fucking O
>some guy in an anime girl mask yells at me
>suddenly feel better
>take a dudes wallet and get out of there
>have muscles
>wear underwear above pants, because no one dares to lough about this
>fly arround city with no people.
>try to reach ring, miss it.
>try again, touch floorm
>try again, crash into buildung
>try again, fly arround circling the god damn ring like an idiot.
>get it right after 7 tries.
>mfw there are 58 more rings to go
>>677628795
Really no one got Eternal Darkness?
>>677628795
Eternal Darkness, Sanity's Requiem
>>677632883
Fallout 4
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>>677632902
just cause 2 easy fam
>>677632351
nice job.
>>677627820
Bioshock infinite ffs
>>677633037
obvious superman 64
>>Gotta bomb the shit out of everything
>>Literally everything
>>These guys have armoured suits and AI why are they dicking around with bio-organics?
>>Fucking lizards
>>Chess game
>>Is that a fucking cat-tank shooting shit-rockets?
>>677633037
superman 64
>>677630353
BOI
>>677633037
That shitty Superman game
>>677631379
E.y.e
>be in space
>enter black hole
>earth powdered
>holy crap can magic?
>forever alone
>best friend and lady xeroxed
>holy crap I'm xeroxed
>>677632763
Devil May Cry
>>677633067
Correct
>>677630362
Tomb raider
>be young special kid
>be living in a house on a hill
>alliswell.avi
>suddenly meteorite hits the ground near my place
>go see it
>friends are already there
>fat fucking rival with his gay bird there
>in hindsight i have to help my friends throughout my adventure only to have the overworls more fucked up/spoopy as my adventures advances
>last boss is fat fuck rival turned into a robot/alien hybdrid
>fucking long to beat
>somehow mystical when you really get absorbed into it
>on some city planet
>my ship is kill
>wait, who's this hot chick
>oh great im going to heaps of planets now
>oh fuck, does that guy have a mouth?
>collect friends, and gigantic asshole robot
>WHO AM I?
>Kill everything or kill everything wearing black
>>677632914
>Be Wei, kill nearly sixty or seventy thousand civilians.
>Not even in trouble.
>be mario
>but make stuff
>>677632924
Winrar at least
>>677632882
Chrono Trigger
>fairy tales
>choices that don't matter
>shit ending
>>677633265
>mario maker
>>677633234
Mother 3
>>677633234
EarthBound you faggot
>>677628893
Dishonored
>shitty graphics
>mediocre game mechanics
>no sense in the story
>fucking shitty as antagonists
2 months later
>oh shit sequel
>mediocre graphics
>shitty game mechanic
>no sense in the backstory
>the fucking antagonists are still shit
4 months later
>oh shit new game
>regular graphics
>shitty game mechanic
>shitty backstory
>way shittier antagonist
4 months later
>oh shit new game
>decent graphics
>shitty game mechanic
>regular antagonists
>story still makes no sense.
>>677632912
FF7
PS1 game that gives a cool Monster Ranchers Monster (IIRC)
> In line for throne, but fucked over
> Hail satan 101
> Now running a DnD game IRL
> Spiking more fools than the VC and Tojos combined
>
>>677633234
Earthbound
>>677629486
Super Slam Brothers?
>>677633335
Ding ding ding
>>677633053y
You hive minded me >>677633048
/b/ro. Get outta my head!
>get an invitation to a family members funeral
>suddenly everything escalates
>fuck some bitches inbetween
>at the end have to kill my former neighbor
>become manager of a casino and a musician
>everything went better than expected
>>677633234
Earthbound
>>677632917
Oh snap I loved that game
