Waifu claiming thread - But not enough Chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>lurking
>>677619425
It takes years to gain the best kind of trust. Takes some real patience.
>>677619451
Pretty good anime.
Loving the attempts at thread derailing though. Top notch.
>woah look another thread
am i a meme yet?
btw anyone watched FLCL
what do u think buout it?
>>677619589
Michiru claimed
>>677619349
Like I said, actual backstabbing is the classic favourite. Not a lot of people appreciate the joys of inner torment.
>>677619425
Course it is! Your victim will have to live through their pain, and you get to watch! It's like a special type of torture show.
>>677619740
ur a mem in my hert bebe <333 u so kawaii~~~
>>677619589
Homura claimed and Tsuzu claimed for Hatsuzuki anon.
>Barely lurking.
claimed
>>677619735
Oh look, it followed us.
If I dont answer anything Im passed out. Hopefully not, need to be at work in 5 hours
vivian claimed
>>677619735
Use thread filters. That's why we have the native pre-built now.
Practicing in SFV right now so I'll be lurking mostly.
>>677619886
rood
Internet claimed >>677619451
Yes very trippy in a new school way. To mach sexual content. Not my thing. But a good film in it's own right.
>>677619999
Nice digits.
Tenryuu claimed
And lurking
>>677619697
>>677619706
>>677619721
>>677619735
>>677619740
>>677619813
>>677619816
>>677619874
>>677619879
>>677619886
Welcome back!
>>677619813
hmm... I actually have someone hitting on me right now... Problem is I also tend to fall in love rather easy... if I don't tough this could be the perfect opportunity
>>677619740
sorry Chen, never heard of it
>>677619886
Do you have a drinking problem?
>I only have a chocolate problem
>>677619949
no u
>>677619933
>>677619999
>>677620044
>These gets
It's happening again, /waifu/...!
Also Kei claimed
>>677619740
What are you talking about?
This is a memefu thread. We're all memes here.
We may fight, but all memes are dank in their own way.
>>677619999
jesus christ
>>677620102
I use thread filters. I filter out useless roll threads and HG threads.
>>677619740
Good series, bad English dub.
>>677619999
>These quads fill me with determination
>>677619949
Checked.
>>677620101
Not a drinkong problem. Ive been awake that past 14 hours. Had a late night before so a late start yesterday. Damn I hate working early shifts. Messing with body clock.
>>677620155
All the gets, my friend.
>>677620159
The only meme Rory-sama has is getting horny for killing.
>>677620155
WOAH LOOK REPEATING NUMBERS XDD LOOL SO COOL
end yourself fucking faggot
>>677620159
>dank
>dank
why do you exist
>>677619816
<3
>>677620327
those are not doops you silly Anon :)
>>677619999
All hail Juri,
Our supreme overlord
Our omnipotent goddess
>>677620327
Checked the wrong damn thread. Damn Im tired.
>>677620354
Hello sock-kun. How goes the assholery?
>>677620396
I know. Im such a silly person.
>>677620327
>checked
checked what you fucking autist
oh my god this thread really is filled with downies
>>677620101
Wunderbar! A perfect opportunity! Reciprocate it for a lengthy period of time (preferably a few years, but that's just details) then utterly destroy them! Believe me, the deeper the bond, the more satisfying it is to watch it break.
>>677620354
>beeing this envious
>>677620327
oh, that sounds like a pain.
>>677620354
Anon, once again, if you want to talk about your problems, go ahead, I'll listen and try to help you as good as I can.
>>677619874
Just happened to drop by.
>>677620533
I want it.
>>677619589
hello friends
>>677620513
>Wunderbar
wait, you also speak german?
Thing is I don't really wanna destroy other people.
>>677620526
>caring about repeating numbers
>>677620492
topnotch
>>677620534
no
>>677620634
fuck off you arent wanted here
>>677620609
No, mine.
>>677620533
You just can't do the Shrimp...
>>677620101
You should watch FLCL
please do it for me
today
>>677620672
the grudge is real
>>677620672
>caring about what other people like enough to piss you off
>being this angry
why don't you just relax anon? enjoy some things
>>677620654
>Not wanting to destroy people and leave them emotionally crippled
Who are you and what have you done to Chara. Also, not German, just popped into my head.
>>677620703
She can borrow my clothes any time.
Maybe watch me naked, too.
>>677620774
fuck off newfag you arent wanted here
only real waifu fags are allowed
>>677620672
That picture just made me feel like buying some kinder eggs...
Goddamn, now I'm hungry as fuck.
>>677620914
She cannot. We're kinda busy.
>>677620498
Oh no, not the Spongeman Inhaling Attack! My weakness is autism!
>>677620634
Hello Miku
>>677620534
Main reason Im changing jobs.
>>677620672
So why are you such an asshole? Uncle didn't diddly the feelerino?
>>677620889
Some people are just mentally retarded that way. If you don't like what the monitor is showing you, might be time to have the monitor show somethung else. But thats just my opinion.
>>677620916
>says he doesent care for repeating numbers
>calls others newfags
>>677620927
>tfw kinder eggs are banned in your country
>tfw never enjoyed a kinder egg
>>677620889
>OH NO OFF BY ONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
am i autism correctly senpai?
>>677620927
you need money for that, unless you are a nigger
>>677621024
>weakness is autism
>tfw your weakness is yourself
>>677621092
always keked at this
>happy meals are legal tho
>>677621160
>>677620909
Chara just wanted to kill them all.
>>677621092
Kinder eggs are amazing.
>>677621090
I know, so many people are hypocritea. Deal with enough at work.
>>677621160
I just love recursion though. That makes me stronger.
>>677620916
>says talking about your feelings is stupid
>because he doesn't have anyone to share them with himself and the only way he knows how to release those feeling it through fear and hate
>>677619740
As a ADD on to my first statement fooly cooly. Is trippy representation of rock&roll on society and the elimination of it. Very good film to watch. =^..^=
>>677620609
Sawp.
Im preparing andalusian (citrus and orange) tea, want a cup?
>>677621092
Where are you from? America?
>>677621024
hi goodmorning
>>677621160
I see this is your first visit to 4chan,
how cute
>>677621160
>am i autism correctly senpai?
>>>/s4s/
>>677621235
Forgot pic again. Fuck it, Im staying up all morning too.
>>677621090
>compare 2 completely different things
>that'll show him
>>677620909
>oh wait, I was supposed to be in character
What do you mean who I am? I'm a fucking god, able to erase the world. I've been involved in numerous genocide runs and have erased the world over 300 times. You are nothing but just some more exp to me.
>>677621235
>>677621249
>>677621235
>>677621304
But where's the fun in that?
>>677621092
Basically they are awful.
Shit shouldn't be allowed.
>>677621267
Yes, I want to try. It sounds really good.
>>677621267
Citrus is orange though.
>>677621200
kinder eggs are WRONG AND SLANDEROUS
but its totally chill for your child to eat well over the daily dose of sodium in one meal
wash it down with some soda too, that'll be good for them!
>>677621267
'merica land of the free until someone gets scared and wants things to change
>>677621235
pls don't rub it in
>>677621289
ive been here since 2015
im a fucking oldfag you nigger
>>677621293
>no
>>677621310
>really thinking this way
>being this new
lurk moar faggot
>>677621394
>reads your comment
>has a brief glimmering of self-awareness
>is angered by this
>Has no viable comback
>pretends to not read your comment
Natalia is mine.
>>677621394
Ill make it so a nigger can read it then.
>homie, juss get ta steppin off dis thread, shits too real
>>677621550
>Since 2015
>oldfag
>>677621473
Indeed... But its what the box says so whatever.
>>677621439
Lets sit by the fireplace while we drink it.
>>677621394
I like how you come in here replying to absolutely everyone, and the second you get angry and don't have anything to say you start to pretending like you're ignoring us.
Nigga, you came HERE.
Stop lying.
>>677620889
>>677621024
>>677621235
>>677621249
>>677621289
>>677621293
>>677621558
>>677621583
>>677621597
>>677621651
>remember /b/
>its this easy to bait autists
>>677621473
You had one job.
Orange might be citrus, but not the other way around.
Homura probably is referring to lemon.
>>677621755
>>677621755
>>677621392
BOOOORRRRING. Killing? Genocide? Where's the drama in that? You see, with your methods, it's too quick. You don't get to savour the "little emotions". The feeling of watching the person who trusted you the most drown in their own despair as they realize what a fool they've been. Do you understand?
>>677621810
I was waiting for it
>>677621481
I thought it was because some kid ate the toy inside as well and the lawyers flipped their shit.
To be honest they're not that great, but the advert is amazing.
>>677621588
>3DPD
Theres a million drawings of her, use those instead.
>>677621481
>Insert joke on how guns are legal and kinder surprise isnt.
I wonder how many years it will take for kinder eggs to be legalized and how many dank memes will be born from it.
>>677621755
>autists
Now to wait for all the "Pretending to be retarded"
Or "We counter baited you"
>>677621755
>>677621974
>>677621810
That's so fucking true and I love how he (>>677621861) pretends it was his plan
>>677621854
Is this a...
>Puts on sunglasses.
Bait-twist? YEAAAAA
>>677621974
Ok love you all. =^..^=.....Now back to my box of anima. =Ω..Ω=... @]\[!]\/[@
>>677622085
>>677622037
>>677622036
XD u got trolled XD
>>677621481
I like rubbing things in.
>>677621439
Dont see how chocolate is awful in any way.
>>677621786
Lemon, lime, grapefruit, orange, all citrus. Being a cook is a burden sometimes, when you see hypocritical stuff on food packaging.
>>677621858
Hmm.. I think I remember Asgore and Toriel being pretty damn sad when I brought Asriel back just before he died after our short trip to the surface. Sadly he had no interest to kill some humans on the surface so the barrier can be broken...
but Asgore sure went nuts afterwards
Anyway, I'll try your method sometime
>>677622044
>>677622096
kys cancerous weeb
>>677622222
Okay.
I admit.
I'm impressed.
>>677621882
Kids eat dumb shit every day
also like, as a parent, shouldn't you be the one who looks at it and tells your kid to be careful because theres a toy inside of the egg?
>>677621895
all new US kinder, inside, find, BULLETS! thats right kids, REAL BULLETS!
>>677621854
You have just blown my mind, sir.
>>677622222
Everyone ITT
>>677621741
Not sure I can take all the heat from drinking tea, next to a fireplace
and you.
>>677622222
Well done on the roll, checked.
>>677622096
Enjoy, Lain
>>677622310
Sometimes parents are too preoccupied with their stuff to even care that their offspring is trying to eat a tiny toy. Such as how to fit their guns into the car :p
>>677622426
>>677622177
doesn't know the different between
>laughing with you
and what we're doing
>laughing at you
>>677622538
>how to fit their guns into the car
kek'd out loud
>>677622185
It's no chocolate, just fat and sugar.
tbqh fam anything with cocoa <40% isn't really chocolate.
It's shit.
>>677622189
Welp, that's it from me. All that talk of destroying one's soul in a different way's made me tired. Off to bed I go.
See ya.
P.S. It's impossible for me to be evil. I can't bring myself to destroy anything or even do anything remotely petty, even if I really wanted to. Sorry to disappoint.
>>677622608
Funny thing is I regularly post in these threads with a waifu
>>677622257
You must be new. =^..^= welcome to 4 chan /b/ newfag.
>>677622660
Will agree there. 85% or bust.
>>677622701
Not a disappointment to want happiness for others. Goodnight.
>>677622749
Prove it.
>>677622749
>implying anyone cares or will remember tomorrow
>>677622749
>>677622834
Not implying anything
>>677622812
Hey, you will probably see me tomorrow.
>>677622991
The search is on.
Eh, maybe not for me. I'm bored.
>>677622701
>Dissapoint
I never thought you'd be evil. Good night!
>I made a chara navy seals copypaste
>>677622538
Wish I could share with you like a live feed or something. Oh well =>~<=
>>677622812
>85% or bust
my man
u ignored me when i was a jerk
>>677622991
the mere fact that your spewing this garbage means you're attempting to imply something, don't pretend you aren't
whether it's self v self or othersize
>>677622888
Dont be sad Moe-kun. You got trips!>>677623128
Someone linked me to a Ruby Rose copypasta. Is a FB link, are they allowed?
>>677622991
Maybe. If I get time.
>>677623206
Im a cook. Its my job to enjoy the good things.
>>677623222
I thought you were being yourself.
>>677622518
I think you will be confortable as long as im with you but if the heat is too much we can move to another room.
Like... the bedroom.
>>677622310
fucking kek
>>677623308
wew lad
still salty?
What happened to your avatar?
>>677623311
I'm more of a sweetooth myself
>even skinny because I eat like once a day
>>677623382
yeah
but whyy don't you ignore these faggots then?
>>677623184
you can always stream what are you watching
>>677623529
I think I triggered them to go along with shitty bait
>>677623502
Im skinny, though Im almost always eating something.
>>677623184
I couldnt watch anyway. Work in 4.5 hours.
>>677623529
Because its fun to mess with them
>>677623391
Bedroom it is....
But, err, I don't want to waste your tea!
>sip
>>677623529
Personally, I'm fond of responding to them. I get kicks out of it.
I'm guessing the others think they are "defending" something, maybe the thread, maybe their own insecurity. I don't know.
madotsuki claimed
>>677623492
is this intentional irony?
v v v
>>677622749
>Funny thing is I regularly post in these threads with a waifu
v v v
>>677622812
>Prove it.
v v v
>>677622991
>Hey, you will probably see me tomorrow.
>>677623502
At least you're not me, eating a lot (a pack of cereal doesnt survive more than 2 days with me) and still skinny... And its not lack of exercise, I had swimming classes for 10 years and always skinny. Halp.
>>677623867
Personally I also think it's funny to answer them. It's funny.
oh yeah, another pasta for you tats. Undertale pasta, freshly made
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677623502
chara is ignoring me again
FLCL .. :(
>>677624017
I wasn't attacking you, asking where your avatar went. I've stopped shitposting today.
>It was an actual question
>>677623988
Welcome
>>677624017
Well, maybe we will, anon.
>>677624038
Pasta and protein. Chicken or beef. Easiest and healthiest.
>>677624089
Nicely done.
>>677624153
You need to stop with the cute though. Getting diabetes.
>>677623863
Well, you're probably exercising or something
>>677624038
Do you not want to be skinny?
I have no idea what happened in this thread.
>some nice /GET/s though.
>>677624038
Start lifting dude, You aren't going to get big just from swimming, thats only going to keep you slim.
>>677624153
oh, sorry, didn't see that one. I'll try to make time for it.
>>677624300
nice dubs
and thanks, I'm way too bored.
>I should put that energy in something more productive
>>677623867
Im with you... replying to bait is fun, baiters will have fun with my replies, everyone wins.
>>677623866
Im glad you dont.
>Because i put a special extra in your tea.
>>677624242
This picture gave me autism.
>>677624300
Well im used to eat a lot of white meat (my mother and sis are health food addicts).
>>677624318
I could be a lil' less skinny.
>>677624242
Tomoko? Maybe? Ruri? Eh, I don't know, I've given a lot more thought than I said I would.
>>677624300
Not sure it's possible for Chen to not be cute.
It would be.. quite a feat on the parts of the artist.
Or he's just really, really, bad.
>>677624300
You'll get memed.
>>677621252
oh
i didn't see this!
sorry for late reply
yeah, I loved it too
>>677624242
>le secret identity
i dont think it was intentional
>>677624445
please do
>>677624445
oh you almost got quads
>>677624475
Watch closely then.
>chugs the rest of the cup
>>677624475
I'm glad.
>>677624493
Close, but no cigar.
>>677624550
What
>>677624318
Not that you'd call it exercise. Just working for what was 10 hour blocks, cut down to 5 hours, 3 times a week.
Being too skinny is worse than being overweight. I fall in the too skinny category, and no matter what I eat, weight is impossible for me to gain.
>>677624513
I know though. Just, need to try and tone it down.
In a general note, waiting on a Catbug figure.
>>677624493
>Ruri
Not a chance,
>>677624779
I don't always preorder plastic day one, but in this case I do.
>or did
>>677624475
I like white meat more than red meat, so that's that
>>677624674
>>677624725
Will do... damn, I was off by one
>>677624779
that sounds like you have some other problem. Maybe you're too stressed out with your job?
Or anything else?
>>677624760
Atago? Ten?
Anyways, I'm out, I had enough.
"Drinks Furiously"
>>677625042
Right, well, night Tats
>>677624493
he's not going to tell you even if you id get it right
>>677624760
fucking read so I don't have to lay it out for you. youre accusing me of not using an avatar when you yourself have this "le secret identity."
i asked whether or not it was intentionally ironic, but i don't think it is, because it all went over your head
>>677624760
Spider anon?
Bait-kun?
Emps?
Hand-kun? (okay, I highly doubt THAT)
>>677624830
Yeah, it actually made me laugh.
>>677625165
No need to be so harsh dude wow.
Only reason I'm not telling you is because I like the guessing game.
And yes I would tell you if you got it right.
>>677625190
Nope
>>677625042
Take care.
>>677625026
Many problems. All of which are being dealt with. The weight loss has been with me for most of my life though.
>>677625042
Have fun, I guess.
>>677624999
I ordered it for a friend who's more into Catbug than me, so I wont be opening it. But yeah, the 7 month wait though.
>>677625414
Ima stab the dark.
Velvet?
>>677622222
Mother of God.......
>>677625475
I'm used to that. Sometimes I actually forget about those orders until I'm invoiced.
Why didn't you order two?
glhf giving it away
claiming yume
>>677625414
>No need to be so harsh dude wow
>>677625629
It's not that surprising anon. /waifu/ is secretly /get/ after all.
>>677625623
Nope
>>677625705
I didnt have the spare money for two. I dont get attached to things very easily, so I can give them away no problem.
>>677625726
Welcome
>>677625629
Been there, witnessed that.
>>677625865
Very secretly
>>677625885
Oh darn. Clue?
memeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baking in progress
>>677625726
Hey Yume-san, how are you doing?
Oh my god, the shit in this thread stinks bad.
Jeez
