Inappropriate sexual experiences thread? No gay shit, no incest.
But how about some stories of fucking around with your mother-in-law or sister-in-law/your girlfriend's mom or sister? Or about fucking your wife's or girlfriend's best friend or co-worker?
Or of fucking around with your best friend's mother? Or a friend's wife or girlfriend?
Or blackmail stories of making a female fuck you or suck your dick in order to keep quiet about some secret or by bribing them in some way for sexual favors?
Or of cheating on your wife or girlfriend while she's in the same house or on the way over to see you? Or of fucking around with someone else's wife or girlfriend while they're in the same house or while you're giving them a ride home? Or any dirty cheating stories like this?
For example, someone posted a story in a thread a while back about finding out about his best friend's mom cheating on her husband when he was like 16, and later texting the mom and threatening to tell her husband about her cheating unless she sucked his dick. And it worked. And he met her at a house she was cleaning and she sucked his dick and he came in her mouth; got hard again, then got her to suck his dick again, and actually fucked her before cumming inside her.
Another guy, also around 16-17 also posted that he had been staying the night at a friend's house and the friend's mom being passed out drunk when he got up to use the restroom, so he went in to her bedroom and jacked off and came on her face, then cleaned it up so that nobody would find out.
And a guy posted in some thread just yesterday about how he, when he was like 13, fingered his best friend's mom while she was drunk and sleeping and she woke up and starting grinding against his fingers and came.
So, does anyone have any stories that fit the bill they'd like to share?
> Pic related: Supposedly, a female with a fiancee who's sucking some other guy's dick.
>>677605147
Bumping with another picture of the girl in the OP. I think I have one more pic of her, but not sure.
Just bumping again to try to get some stories.
>>677605622
I used to suck nigger cum out of my wife's hole.
>>677605311
I fooled around with my mom's best friends daughter?
I got my cousin to touch my dick when we were playing doctor.
>>677605953
Was she hot? How old were you and her? Got any pics of her? And was her mom hot?
>>677606078
What sex is your cousin? How old were you and her at the time? And how old are you now?
>>677605147
I brought some Italian girl back from a nightclub, fucked her all night and sent her on her way. She said only if I promise to call her in the morning... Couldn't obviously as gf was coming over. Realised she left her top in my room, thankfully it was a polo shirt as she was playing pub golf so it looked manly ish. Manage to get away with that one. Did it quite a lot whilst in my first year and a half of uni.
I got the doctor to touch my dick when he was playing doctor
>>677605311
More of her.
Female cousin. I think she was 9 and I was thirteen. This was about 20 years ago.
I got my cousin to touch my doctor when we were playing dick
>>677606292
I was 17 and she was... 26 I think? No pics, we were raised like "cousins" and she was average, but she loved being degraded and used, so that was nice. And her mom was not hot at all
>>677606358
I think I have 1 other pic of her, but I don't know where it is saved. I originally got it from some thread on here several months back, and the person who posted them stated that they had saved them from another thread where someone else had posted them and claimed that the girl had a fiancee and was showing the ring he gave her in the pictures with the guy she was cheating with.
>>677606419
Did you get hard? Did you cum? Did you talk to her about it afterward? Months or years later? Do you regret it? And did you tell anyone else about it?
>>677606610
Do you still see her or keep in touch with her? Do you know what she looks like now? And what was her body like back then? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy? And what all did you do with her?
>>677606355
i came
When I was a junior in high school, I made out with a teacher who was 26 at the time.
A few of us would hang out in her classroom after school, and she and I talked quite a bit. One day it was just her and me.
I gave her a hug like I usually would before leaving and she held on longer than usual. I asked if something was wrong and she just looked up at me and kissed me on the cheek. Then she pressed her cheek to mine and we just stood there for a while.
Of course I had a diamond boner, and I know she felt it. Awkward as fuck. Then she kissed my lips and it just escalated. By the end, I had her pressed against the door with one leg around me while she sucked my tongue.
After a while she said we had to stop and asked me to leave. She didn't come in the next day and I found out she'd quit.
I still have no idea why she quit or why she chose me. I wasn't even good looking or a jock.
Looking back, we probably would have had sex if I'd made some sort of move, but that was my first kiss and I had no idea what I was doing. Sucks, man. She's the only cute female that's ever showed an interest.
>>677606930
>Did you get hard?
Was hard as soon as she got near it.
>Did you cum?
Nah, she just grabbed it for a few seconds. Fapped about it many times afterwards though.
>Did you talk to her about it afterward? Months or years later?
Never mentioned again. Never really see her now unless it's at a funeral or something.
>Do you regret it?
No, it was the nearest I got to not being a virgin for the next few years.
>And did you tell anyone else about it?
Only in threads like this.
>>677606930
She's married with a kid now. Was always super skinny, not that great of a body pretty sure it's still the same.
I did everything but fuck her cuz I was trying to draw it out, but then she got the herp and I dropped all that lol
First time between us was in my driveway. I fingered her till she fell to her knees, which I thought was a bit dramatic, but she was on her knees so I pulled my dick out and made her suck it. Came all over her chest and sent her to her grandma's house without cleaning it off lol
>Be 16 britbong
>Meet a girl at a bench one night in a bush
>succ.mp4
>Wasn't getting me off at all
>Start thinking of the assassination of Trotsky
>Get on the grass with my spunk tank
>Fuck her ass, first time for us both, raw
>Dick keeps flopping out
>Flip her over and fuck her in the pussy
>2secondsinandimgonnanut.com/can't-pull-out
>Bust right in her condomless
>Get shit scared and run home
That week was the worst for me. I thought she was gonna get pregnant. She wasn't.
Now she's dating my beta as fuck friend.
That's pretty tame, even if you like to admit it or not I'm pretty sure everyone got a little hand action playing "doctor"
>>677605147
Here's a story that was posted in a previous thread a while back (NOT MINE - I'M JUST RE-POSTING IT HERE):
>Working at department store early 2007
>I'm 21 at the time
>Just relocated to this state from the south, it's a northern state, heavy southern accent
>Bitches for days, flexin' dat southern charm but don't fuck around too much
>Middle aged foreign lady I work with thinks I'm really nice and tells me she really wants me to meet her daughter.
>Brings daughter to work with her within the next week, fine as shit 9/10 18 year old, still had braces for some reason and it mad my dick diamonds
>Take her for ice cream, get her to suck my dick back at my apt on a dare that her braces would cut my dick, bomb head.
>Daughter too clingy, drop quickly
>Start flirting with her mom a bunch at work, she reciprocates.
>Offers me a ride home from work one night, sucks my dick at an industrial park near my apartment.
>We fuck the next day at a public park changing room, get cum on her pants
>She's married, has to walk past her husband in her own home with cum on her pants.
>We fuck like rabbits all the time, she swings by my apartment and we fuck in the car around the corner between some fences
>She takes my laundry back home with her and washes it in her house, folds it and bring sit back.
>Brings he lunch at work all the fucking time
>Buys me a bunch of clothes
>End stuff with her, she tells me she loves me and says she'll leave her husband for me, I told her I couldn't do it.
Fast forward 4 years
>moved away, been gone around 3 1/2 years
>Come to visit
>Meet up with daughter
>Fucks like a goddamn wildcat, almost as good as her mom
>see her mom 2 days later on the same visit
>Fucked her behind a large oak tree down the street from their home while she was "walking her dog"
Literally some of the best shit I've ever done in my life and I don't regret it a big.
im not sure if it is inappropriate but when i was 12 i had sex with my dads girlfriends daughter who was 11, is that inappropriate?
>>677607835
Best story I've heard in awhile even if it's not true. Only way it'd be better is if after you fucked and came on her mom 4 years later you told her that 2 days ago you were fucking her daughter
>>677608088
No that's just common decency
>>677607835
Also, to try to give an idea of what type of stories I'm looking for, I'll see if I can find the screencap I grabbed of a story posted in a previous thread about a guy who was lying in the same bed with his friend who was passed out on the other side of the bed, with the guy's GF lying between them. He describes how his friend is passed out, and how he himself is also really drunk, but he smells his friend's GF's hair and gets horny and starts rubbing on her, then ends up fucking her while his friend is on the same bed, and ends up cumming inside her. Then, the GF goes to the bathroom to clean up, comes back and gets back on the bed between them, and he almost-immediately starts fucking her again. I found it to be really fucking hot!
> Pic related: The screencap I just tried to describe.
>>677606358
Here you go, the other picture I have of her. There may be more pics of her available, but I don't know.
>>677605147
Here's the story I mentioned earlier (NOT MINE) that was posted in a previous thread the kid blackmailing his friend's mom and getting her to suck his dick:
mine fulfills the first 2 i guess
>be 16
>had a friend whose mom was the "cool mom"
>dad was a prison guard
>she went through a mid-life crisis, started drinking a lot
>one day im bullshitting with her while friend is in basement
>she is drunk, but we always talk about my sex life and stuff
>currently had gf and was telling her shit we do
>she starts confessing all this shit to me about how she has been cheating on her husband for months
>"i cant believe i kiss my kids goodnight after knowing what ive swallowed" - ill never forget that line
>im taken pretty aback and dont know what to really do with the information
>we are cool enough with each other that we text
>i text her the next day from home and ask her what she remembers
>she says she remembers and was sorry i had to hear it all
>i could tell she sounded really panicked
>for a while i didnt do anything, id ask her every now and them if she was "behaving"
>she said no for a while and eventually said yes
>after awhile me and the friend grew further apart
>i started texting his mom more than him
>one day i get into argument with my friend and he tells me his mom was talking shit on me the one day
>i was pretty mad cause i always thought we were close
>i texted her and said i heard what she said and i was inclined to tell her husband she was cheating
>she was begging me not to
>finally i said fuck it and i got up the courage to say i wanted her to suck my dick and i wouldnt say anything
>she thought i was kidding and i texted her back saying it was that or im telling him
>my phone was quiet for over an hour and i thought maybe she was telling her husband
>i was nervous but i kept telling myself that she has more to lose than me
>finally she texts me back "ok..."
con't
>>677607835
>>677608243
Both of these are cash!
I know this guy in a wheelchair. I started fucking his wife. Really turned the bitch out. Now she's on my dick all the time. He knew and became suicidal, ended up in the hospital and lost his job. Pretty much wrecked his life while I was wrecking his wife.
>>677608625
>we set up a day to do it in one of the houses she cleans, shes a self employed maid
>apparently the guy she was cheating with would meet her at the strangers houses she cleaned and fuck in their beds and stuff
>i met her there and she was just sitting on the couch
>she looked really afraid and i thought she was gonna cry
>she said she didnt know if she could do it, and i almost pussied out right there
>all i could utter out was like, "well lets just take it easy"
>without even making eye contact she asked "on the couch, or?"
>i said yea sure
>i sat down next to her and took my pants off
>she looked at me, looked away and closed her eyes as she started stroking my dick
>i let her go a few seconds while i got harder
>i started feeling up her tits and told her to take her shirt and bra off
>she did it, faster than i expected
>she started stroking me a little faster when i leaned over and put one of her tits in my mouth
>i pulled away and i was gonna tell her to start sucking my dick but when i did she bent over and started doing it on her own
>i just threw my arms behind my head, i never felt anything like that before
>i was looking at her and her eyes were still closed
>when i said "oh god" she opened them and looked right at me
>we made eye contact, my dick was in her mouth, she maintained that eye contact for what seemed like 5 seconds, and she kept sucking
>i started fucking her mouth a bit
>i told her i was close and she just said mhm
>i held the back of her head while i busted in her mouth
>she sat up, wiped her lips and went to the sink
con't
>>(answering a questions about what his friend's mom looked like)
she was curvy but not really fat. mom tits, really nice ass, eh face. have more to come
>>677608625
>>677608967
10 years ago in Northern Pennsylvania
>reality starts rushing in about what just actually happened
>i felt really ashamed as i was putting my pants on, like i was gonna puke
>she puts her shirt and bra on and sits down
>she didn't look like she did before it started
>her "you cant say anything, about any of it"
>me "i wont, i promise"
>we sat on different couches facing each other
>silence for a bit
>her "was it good?"
>i laughed nervously, "yeah it was"
>more silence, i sat there thinking about her looking up at me with her dick in my mouth
>i started getting hard again and i asked her, "can we do it again?"
>her eyes open wide at me, "what?"
>"like right now"
>shes just staring at me, mouth agape
>i stammered out something about how its the same day so it should count
>she just goes, "uhh yeah.. i guess...youre ready now?"
>i just stood up and took my pants off again
>i walked over to her with my hard dick swingin
>she straightened up and put her hair behind her ears
>i was standing in front of her and this time she leaned right in and started sucking
>she kept pushing my shirt up so i took it off
>she started kissing my stomach and stroking my dick
>that was when i started to think she was getting into it and it only made me hornier
>i start grabbing at her tits again and she pulls away to take her shirt and bra off
>she licks my cock up the shaft and sucks the head
>i was in complete bliss and uttered out "itd be quicker if we fucked"
>she stops sucking and pulls my dick out of her mouth
>her "anon.. thats not.."
>"itd be quick" i said, moving her hand up and down on my dick
>she was looking at me increduously
>"at least take your shorts off"
>she lets out something of a sigh and starts undoing her shorts
>i sit on the couch
>she asks "on my knees?" referring to sucking my dick again
>"no, just lean over"
>she does it, and i play with her tits and rub my hand along her body
>im taking forever to cum but it feels amazing
con't
>>677608625
>>677608967
>>677609057
nah my dick is slightly above average, not porno big but like around 8ish on a good day.
>i start testing my boundaries by playing with the waistband of her thong
>she didnt do anything so i slipped my hand further down, not quite at her pussy yet
>i felt her stop and she turned her head for a second to look, then she went back to sucking
>i figured i got the green light so i started rubbing her clit
>she let out this soft little "umph" moan on my cock
>i started teasing her pussy hole and her breathing got a little heavier
>i pushed my fingers inside, it wasnt as tight as my gf at the time, but thats tough to beat, regardless, it wasnt bad
>im fingering her and she really starts working on my dick, taking it out of her mouth every now and then to rest her head on my lap and just moan
>im still not even close and i said it again, "we should just fuck."
>her head was buried in my lap, dick in her hand, and she just lets out this moaning, "okay"
>she sits up and pulls her panties down
>i grab her jaw and kiss her, she kisses me back
>i stand up, and she immediately turns to give me her ass
>i was so horny i immediately started fucking her hard
>she was moaning pretty loudly and buried her face against the back of the couch
>we fucked doggy for a little and i felt like i was getting close so i pulled out
>"did you cum?"
>"nah not yet"
>"do you want me to get on top?"
>"yeah sure." i sat back down
>to this day i havent had a girl ride better than her, ive probably had better sex overall, but god damn she could work a dick
>she braced herself on my shoulders and proceeded to brake my dick off
>her eyes were closed and her face towards the ceiling
>she was moaning really loud and i wasnt really close anymore so i started sucking her tits
>her moans were getting faster and louder and i figured she was gonna cum
>she did, and her thighs shook as she buried her head into my neck and just started biting and sucking
con't for finale
>>677608901
Did he at least offer to videotape it?
>>677608625
>>677608967
>>677609057
>>677609132
Finale
>this alone got me pretty close again so i threw her onto her back and started fucking her missionary
>i think she saw i was close and said "tell me when"
fuck i completely forgot to mention i wasnt wearing a rubber
>somehow i managed to say okay while i worked my way on top of her to climax
>she again started moaning again and hugging my neck and head
>i was fighting back cumming as long as i could but finally i had to and i said hurriedly said "now" and pulled out
>i started to cum on her stomach but she quickly sat up and started sucking my cock while i came
>afterwards we both just kind of fell back on opposite sides of the couch
>she gets up first and starts cleaning everything up
>i get dressed and after a while, same thing we are just sitting there
>"i cant believe i did that" she said half laughing
>me "yea im sorry"
>were looking at each other and i genuinely felt bad
>she gives me a smile like, "its okay im not mad" and i smile back and we just start laughing
>she said she actually had to clean the house so i said id leave
i fooled around with her regularly for like 2 years. she eventually got really guilty and said we needed to stop. i didnt actually care that much cause i knew where she was coming from. i had stopped hanging out with her son altogether while we were fucking and i think thats why she was the most uncomfortable believe it or not. i moved for work and we lost touch. 2 years ago i did go back home for 3 months and hit her up mostly as a bootycall but i was willing to catch up with her. apparently she got remarried (shocker) and it was going really well so i just didnt even bother asking. over the 2 years i fucked with her though we ended up doing all sorts of shit like cuffs, hot wax, anal, and choking
I have a very odd relationship with an adopted cousin
kind of fucked up
but kinda not
no complaints here
>>677608901
Please tell me that you feel incredible guilt and regret about this? While it may be an erotic story to tell and enjoyable for you sexually, that had to have hurt your heart to know what it was doing to her husband?
Btw, are you still fucking her? Did you ever know/meet/talk to the husband before or afterward? And do you know how the woman and the husband are doing now?
Also, do you have a picture of her?
>>677609601
I'm not wheelchair cucker. I'm film guy. Now that you put it that way I can see how it was a dick move
this is pasta, but it's mine
>best friend lived next door to me
>his father died when he was 3. being raised by his mother
>mother (35 at the time) is hot. dresses in leather miniskirts and boots. blond, nice tits
>her mother and mine were in the same gang growing up
>most neighbors think she's a ho since she stays out a lot of nights
>becasue of this I go over to their house every morning, wake friend up and get his to school on time
>they have an open door policy, just walk in whenever
>one night go over to friend's house to watch TV
>only his mother there
>"sorry anon. he's spending the night at his grandmother's house"
>we just start chatting. she'd drinking while we talk
>she's telling me how she appreciates watching out for friend, that he would have dropped out of school without me and appreciates my mother being a second mom to him
>she starts asking about my life. girlfriend? hobbies? how is school going? girlfriend? summer plans? girlfriend?
>after telling her 5 times I don't have a girlfriend she asks if I'm still a virgin
>tell her I am
>she walks over and gives me a hug, then kisses me nicely. takes my hand and brings me into the bedroom
>sits me on the bed, opens my pants and starts sucking my cock
>I remember looking down and just seeing her blond hair cascading over my thighs
>she gets up and lays on the bed
>pulls me on top of her, lifts her dress up, pulls her panties aside and tells me to push into her
>feels un-fucking-believable. warm, wet. definitely not tight
>tells me how to fuck her
>I last about 30 seconds (part inexperience, part great BJ on her part)
>cum inside her
>lay there for a second and she asks me if I liked it. say yeah
>I get off her and start pulling my pants up
>she tells me never to tell my friend and certainly not my mother since my mother would probably shiv her for raping her son
>>677605147
I've told this one before but here goes....
>be me
>14 nearly 15 and super angry at life in general
>Mom is a hippie trust fund baby, she's never worked an honest day in her life
>she divorced me father when I was 11, she had never been much interested in me but she got custody of me just to piss my Dad off
>I had wanted to live with my father who is a cool dude, but the whore of a female judge ruled in favor of Mom
>Mom is a pill head, she likes to drink in the evening and often takes a sleeping pill with alcohol before bed time
>I've found her passed out many times, she is so out of it that you can't wake her
>missed a meeting with my father because Mom was pissed at him again, we bicker all day and she drinks and takes pills in the evening
>go to her room later to borrow her phone charger because mine had busted
>find Mom passed out cold naked on her bed, this was far from the first time I'd seen her naked
>get evil idea and test to see how "out of it" she is, I shake her good and she doesn't even respond, only her breathing lets me know she is alive
>slip finger into her pussy... nothing!, get massive boner and in a fit of anger I hate fucked my passed out Mom
>next day she sits across from me at lunch wearing dark glasses and looking hung over, she doesn't mention a thing
>carry on fucking her every time she passes out for over a year until one day she announces she is pregnant
>I tell her she brings guys home when she's drunk and on pills, she never suspects anything
>the one good thing she did was stop drinking and taking pills while she was pregnant.
Stepdaughter sucking my cock as i post this.
>be 16 year old me.
>It's summer, sat at PC in my room watching some random porn vids.
>13 year old sister walks in
>GETTHEFUCKOUT.jpg
>"What're you watching anon?"
>It's pretty obvious, didn't even get time to minimize. Fortunately hadn't got my dick out yet.
>"You don't want to know, you shouldn't be watching this stuff."
>She goes into whiny bitch mode.
>"But I want to see."
>Fine, whatever.
>Hit play, try to act like she's not there as she sits on the bed.
>Try to watch porn, but it's weird, plus I'd usually have my dick out by now.
>Glance at sister, she's engrossed by the guy getting blown on screen. Not only that, her right hand has moved to her left breast, just cradling it.
>Boner intensifies to previously unknown levels.
>Want to get my dick out, just can't.
>Try to concentrate on porn, but keep glancing back at sister.
>Her left hand is between her legs and she's kinda squeezing her thighs around it.
>Can't take any more, start to surreptitiously stroke dick through jeans.
>Blow a load in my pants in about ten seconds.
>Look over and she's as calm as anything, gets up and walks out my room.
>>677608441
More like this
>>677608901
>see ad on craigslist
>guys says he's handicapped and wants someone to fuck his wife
>yeah, right. what kind of bullshit set-up is this
>but answer anyway
>trade emails with guy and he gives a legit-sounding story
>asks if the three of us can meet in public first at a loal restaurant
>still think this sounds crazy but agree
>get there about 10 minutes early
>sitting in car and see van pull into HP spot
>woman gets out, guy gets onto ramp with wheelchair, gets lowered and goes into restaurant
>I go in after and greet them
>sit and have a couple of drinks
>guy wants someone to fuck his wife but doesn't want it to be a romantic thing
>wife doesn't want to fall in love with someone (other than her husband). just wants to get paid on a regular basis
>talk for an hour and agree to arrangement
>once a week, I go over their house, fuck his wife while he's out in the living room. tells me for her safety he'll have a gun
>tell him for my safety I'll have a gun
>everyone laughs
>start a regular schedule. Every Thursday night I drive over to their place, spend about an hour fucking his wife, have a drink with them after.
>become pretty good friends. he takes me to baseball games (his company had club seating)
>goes on for about a year until I get a girlfriend
>tell her that I have this arrangement
>surprisingly she says it's OK to continue
>but about 6 months later she gets uncomfortable and ends our relationship
Got a blowjob in the same room as my sister who was getting fingered by a girl.
We made eye contact for about 20 seconds
We've never spoken of it
>>677610528
Did your friend or your mother find out? And did you ever fool around with the mom again? Also, how long ago was this? And how old were you at the time? Also, do you still keep in touch with the friend and/or the mom? Also, do/did you have a big dick at the time?
>was on trip to South Africa for Business
>Got really drunk and met black girl, fucked her without a rubber
>great pussy
>was worried I got aids
>turns out it was a gorilla
>no aids
.
>>677610774
Is this really true? If so, did she end up having the baby? And if so was it (or do you think it was) yours?
Also, do you think she ended up realizing that you were fucking her? And was/is your mom attractive/sexy?
And what all did you do to/with her? Did you suck on her tits? Fuck her in the ass? Cum on her face? Or always inside her? Or what?
And do you regret doing what you did?
Also, did your mom or anyone in your family find out/did you tel them about what you were doing/did to your mom?
And what is your relationship with your mom like nowadays?
>>677611749
>Did your friend or your mother find out?
No. they never found out. if they did they never mentioned anything to me.
>And did you ever fool around with the mom again?
no. one time thing. but every now and then when no one was looking she'd give me a nice kiss.
>Also, how long ago was this?
30 years ago
>And how old were you at the time?
I was 15, she was 35
> Also, do you still keep in touch with the friend and/or the mom?
No. we've gone separate ways. we see each other at weddings and funerals only
> Also, do/did you have a big dick at the time?
No. 5-5.5 inches
>>677605147
I used to fuck a kid called Pete back in secondary school, we had been in the same class at primary school and been close friends since childhood.
He lived four houses away from me and his mum worked late so we had the house to ourselves a lot, we first started out as kids looking at each other cocks as we pissed, this lead to touching and sucking, and then finally to fucking when we were old enough to do it.
I must have sucked and been sucked off a thousand times before we left secondary school, and we must have fucked hundreds of times.
Funny thing is we are both married with kids now, and the only time I'm gay is with him on the rare occasion we get time to fuck.
>>677611318
>just wants to get *laid* on a regular basis
>>677611402
elaborate...
>>677611318
Interesting story. What did the wife look like? Was she attractive/sexy? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy?
What all did you do to/with her? Fuck her in the ass? Cum on her face? Cum inside her? Eat her pussy? Suck her tits? Kiss her?
And do you have a big dick? Or did she like it/was she impressed/satisfied?
Also, who ended the relationship 6 months later, your girlfriend or the guy's wife?
How long ago was this? And do you still see or keep in touch with the guy and his wife?
Also, did the husband ever get jealous of you and his wife? And was he a nice guy? He sounds like he likely was.
>>677605815
Kill yourself.
>>677612046
Yes it's a true story, and yes I realize I'm fucked in the head.
I knew exactly what I was doing and the reason I was doing it, she did keep the baby, who is now my teenage sister Ruth
Mom was considered hot but I think she was just okay at best, don't forget I've seen her without make up on.
I've decided never to regret anything I do in life, but that having been said I don't plan on ever telling Ruth I'm her father, it would destroy her and she is a great kid, she never did anything wrong to me.
Nobody knows about this but me and I have no plans to tell anyone except you guys, I rarely see my mother, she lives in the north east and I live in Florida, I last saw her three years ago at Christmas and only then because my wife nagged me about it, after meeting my mother my wife never nagged me about it again, that should give you some sort of idea about the kind of person she is.
I should mention it was straight sex, cum in the pussy because it's easier to clean up, also I was obsessed with the pussy at that age.
>be me, 14
>just moved, real cutie on bus ride home, around 12
>got to know her over a couple of weeks
>did little kisses on the bus
>ended up showing her my cock
>showed me her pussy
Never really went farther than that, soon after I moved again, haven't seen her since.
>>677612052
>>677613041
Thanks for replying and answering my questions and giving details. OP here, in case it's not obvious by my posts and numerous questions. I start these threads because I like to read people's stories and I really like getting to read details, so that's why I ask so many questions. Most fucking homos on here don't care to reply and answer questions, so I appreciate those of you who do!
If either of you want to post any additional details or other stories, please feel free to do so!
Every find yourself horny in an unusual or forbidden place and decide to just use something? Has happened to me a few times, a friend's house, work, and church.
Church was definitely the most risque one that happened,
As a teenager I went to lots of church functions having been brought up in a religious family and by extension having lots of religious friends, specifically Baptist.
I was the last to leave after a youth group meeting late on a Wednesday night; normally the youth leader would be last out and lock behind, but pointed to me to do it.
I purposely left the door open.
Came back to church an hour later, snuck around to make sure the parking lot was empty and nobody around, went in, locked the door behind me.
Started to get hard just thinking about being sexual in church.
Heart beating fast because the danger involved, pre-planned an escape route if I heard anything. Took pants and underwear off and started walking around with boner out, randomly pressing it against things, hats and jackets left behind in the inner foyer, the piano keys, the mouthpiece of a trumpet, a guitar that I loosened the strings on and shoved my hardon in and humped a little while.
Went to kitchen and looked around, found the fruit juice jugs and got an idea. Big 1.5 gallon jugs, decided I was going to go for it.
Pulled out a jug and started to work myself up, bare hand on dick, then grabbed a silk choir robe to use, felt naughty plus smooth on my while working up to edging...
Right at the edge, shoved myself in the top of the jug and came a Lot, don't remember cumming that hard before (at the time I was a virgin.)
Proceeded to cup the jug top over my whole cock and balls after cumming and shake it hard, holding up against my crotch... was cold, but shivered out a few more mini-orgasms in the process.
Put the jug back, cleaned myself off, left.
Returned to church the following Sunday and watched a dozen people drinking my special juice mix.
>>677610774
>>677613041
Also, did your mom have a tight pussy? Was it good? And how many times would you estimate you fucked her? Also, what made you stop?
And how old were you then? And are you now? And is your mom still sexy?
And did you have a big dick? Was it a tight fit?
Btw, what part of Florida are you in? I'm currently in and originally from Arizona, but I lived in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area for about 5 years (St. Pete, Pinellas Park and Palm Harbor, to be specific) and just moved back to Arizona about 3-4 years ago. I was not a fan of the humidity, but the people out there were great and I miss the place and the people a lot. I often think about trying to move back to Florida and may end up doing so within the next year or so.
>>677612738
>Interesting story. What did the wife look like? Was she attractive/sexy? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy?
45. She was attractive in a mom sort of way. small breasts, fit body, some stretch marks (2 kids before husband got injured). great nipples
>What all did you do to/with her? Fuck her in the ass? Cum on her face? Cum inside her? Eat her pussy? Suck her tits? Kiss her?
No anal but everything else. she told me that she hadn't had sex in about 4 years and had a lot of pent up sexual frustration. she had been using porn and masturbating so she wanted to try a lot of things she saw in porn (facials, cum in mouth, doggie, cowgirl)
>And do you have a big dick? Or did she like it/was she impressed/satisfied?
6x5. At that point she would have been happy with a pencil-dick. I have decent oral skills too so that helped her get off.
>Also, who ended the relationship 6 months later, your girlfriend or the guy's wife?
My girlfriend ended it. I think it showed that I really liked fucking the wife and jealousy developed on my girlfriend's part.
>How long ago was this? And do you still see or keep in touch with the guy and his wife?
about 5 years ago. it started winding down as it got out of her system and she liked sex less and less. also see below.
>Also, did the husband ever get jealous of you and his wife? And was he a nice guy? He sounds like he likely was.
He was a very nice guy but it's hard not to have jealousy creep in. The first few times the rule was that his wife and I would come out of the bedroom together so he could see she was OK. A while later she started staying in bed. she told me a couple of times he'd roll in before she could get cleaned up and he'd see her creampie or after she got a facial. it was easier for him to imagine we were gently making love in the bedroom rather than having an erotic hour of sex.
>>677613573
has anyone ever seen a complete video ?
>>677614126
Something I did or the .gif I posted?
For me, no, I have made a video before but never showed anyone and later deleted after feeling guilty and/ or paranoid that it would be found out.
For the chic that masturbated in church, she was caught, just Google 'woman masturbating in church' and you can find news articles and videos of it.
>>677614379
nah, the church girl, thanks man
>be 16 or 17 at private school
>dating 9/10 prep-school black girl who has a twin sister
>the two of them do everything together, but are really jealous of each other
>gf has really controlling parents so we hide the fact that we're dating
>usually on dates we go to movie with sister and then split up after and I fuck gf in car while sister wanders mall
>sister doesn't like this arrangement and often gets annoyed with us
>feel bad for sister and eventually start thinking she should get some too
>next time at movies sit between gf and sister
>holding both of their hands clandestinely
>start massaging sisters hands
>she seems to like it and reciprocates
>move my hand southward and start massaging her thighs
>she opens them slightly and I full on finger her
>afterwards in car with gf and sister, try to suggest a threesome
>gf gets pissed off and starts active passive aggressive toward me
>later that night sister of gf and I are texting about what happened
>shes horny as fuck
>fuck her the next week in school
>cum in her ass
>have the worst pct I've ever experienced
>feel like a shit person
>end relationship with gf
>>677605147
LOL
>no incest
and your first example is "mother in law". Just admit you want to fuck the woman who gave birth to you you sick fuck.
>>677606352
niiice
>>677605147
gf is a teacher in college. Things were really bad between us at this time and I ended up fucking one of her female student, in her van.
She was smoking hot !
>be me in highschool senior
> have banging gf
> i know friend is fucking her
> mfw i was fucking his last gf
>mfw im fucking his current gf
>mfw when ill be fucking his future gf
>mfw i hope he fucks my next gf
Every time I would visit my girlfriend I would sneak off to her sisters room and steal her panties, use them to masterbate and cum over her sleeping ass or over her bed.
I've been having sex with a couple of guys with (or in exchange for) drugs for a month or two. We do ecstasy, GHB and cocaine. I've been trying to quit it for a week but I've gone back once since. I've done a lot of things with them people would consider rock-bottom slutty.
>>677615416
Grill or fag?
>>677615563
Grill if that matters to you
>>677615307
I used to have a GF with a really fit younger sister, I think I probably came more times thinking about her than the GF during that relationship.
>>677605147
Kek, I remember you appreciating these stories last night. In the anon who fucked his best friend's mom with the peanut butter asshole that put me off.
>>677615224
fake and gay
>>677615224
>mfw when
>my face when when
>mfww
>>677615925
Yeah, while I fuck my girlfriend I usually think about her younger sister. The sister has even watched me masterbate too.
>>677616051
wow, that's pretty hot, I wish that'd happened to me in said situation, that girl was so fit...
>>677615416
i understand how you feel im addicted to cocaine but ive been sober for a week and a half
When I was 9, my older sister who was 12 at the time used to be home with me alone some nights while our parents work late shifts. One day my sis finds a porn VHS in their closet. We watch it together silently next to each other in awe. About a week later, she tells me I need to take a bath but she wants to take one too so we can both be clean before mom and dad come back home.
In the bathroom she just kinda played with my penis a little while "helping me clean" and it felt good. I actually got an erection and she proceeded to suck it. Since then we bathed together every night they came back late. I never actually stuck it in her because she was too tight when we tried, but I did eat her out a lot and rubbed my cock against her slit. We stopped when I turned 11, but she still remembers it considering she jokingly brought it up last Christmas to me.
I fucked my girlfriend while she was passed out once
>>677605147
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677614551
Pics
>>677605147
My best friend lets me join in with him and his wife. The usual fare is hand jobs in the hot tub, her sitting on my face or fingering her. I still haven't stuck it in yet but I have gotten a couple blow jobs while he fucks her. She has also mentioned dp a couple times but it hasn't happened yet.
Not really a dirty story. My ex girlfriend and I had a great sex life, constant, in almost getting caught places. But I got dumped for the abusive ex. Anyway that never worked out with him. She was always trying to get back with me but I moved on. She got engaged, I was invited to the wedding. So I went, at the reception she was drunk and said in front of her cousins and husband she said thought about me while she was being fucked and missed it. Her husband stormed away, I got out of there, never saw her again.
>>677615416
How does it feel being a prostitute? Is it worth the drugs?
my whole life is an inappropriate sexual story. give me a minute and i'll start posting some stories
>>677618260
Are they still married?
>>677613041
Dude now you've got to fuck Ruth. You need to close the circle
>>677618261
In the moment? Yeah it is. In hindsight, every time, it isn't.
>>677618457
toppest kek
>>677618457
this
let's see how your corrupt can be your genetic material
>fuck ruth until pregnancy
>if child is a daughter, wait for her becoming fertile
>fuck daughter until pregnancy
>repeat
>>677615707
Obviously it matters you dumb shit.
>>677607273
damn, sorry anon.
>>677618454
She's on her second husband in 10 years.
>>677616293
Dude you do know you could still hit that right?
OK really loved to ask follow up questions.... You sick Fuck writing a book or something ?
>>677619233
Sorry
>>677619390
Did they break up just after the marriage or did they try workin it out?
Never had anything wild happen to me, but I do know a guy who ate a 14-year-old's asshole out in his mom's car while parked in a parking lot. The mom was in a grocery store at the time and she apparently never found out.
>>677621055
congratulations.
>>677608441
more
i was 14. i was grounded. my parents were out of town for the night, and to prevent me from having a party or heading out with friends they sent me to their friend's place. she was about 30 at the time, i think.
she ordered pizza, and we went out and rented a movie, some sort of comedy, it was really raunchy and violent, i don't remember what it was.
i remember i was wearing these thin material sweats, and she was in pajama pants and a shirt. she snuggled up to the side of me, head on my shoulder, right arm behind me, and she alternated between rubbing my head with her right hand and rubbing my thigh with her left. i got really hard, and it made this obscene bulge. you won't believe me, but this is true - my dick is just over 8.5 long. i needed to tell you this so you understand what happens next
she was rubbing my head and later during the movie, my thigh. i figured the movie was going to start wrapping up, and she'd been rubbing my thigh and while i couldn't see exactly if she was looking at my crotch, her head would occasionally angle down as if she was getting a good look. so i started adjusting my dick, just moving it, making the tent more obscene. she took her hand that was rubbing my left thigh, and ran it up toward my crotch, and with her index finger, ran the tip of her finger from the base of my dick to the tip and whispered "wow." what she said is seared into my mind, forever
>i asked her something like "do you like it?"
>"it seems really big."
>"do you want to see it?"
>she sits back, away from me, and wasn't looking at me. i thought i'd fucked everything up. after a moment of silence she says
>"let's go upstairs and talk."
we sat on her bed, and she's basically telling me for 5 minutes how we can't ever tell anyone, that'd she'd go to jail and lose her job, that it has to be a secret. of course i agree, promise never to tell.
1/2
>>677605147
i have a long-ass story about fucking my best friends gf for months when we all lived in the same house, i've posted it a handful of times, it's long.
I'm leaving the house in ten mins so i can't post it
>>677622389
don't worry about it, sounds boring as fuck
>>677622171
!!!!
![IMG_0631[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V68Zr9h.jpg "IMG_0631[1].jpg")
>Used to work in office
>Cute chubby was friend
>Working in lab with her one day and caught her looking at my cock outline in thin pants
>Asked if she wanted to see it
>She said yes,
>Showed her just the head
>She liked.
>went to lunch together another day.. I drove.
>Ask if she wants to see again
>She says yes
>Full cock this time, get hard stroking for her
>She seems really into it
>Ask her if he wants to see me cum
>She says yes, so I do
>Another day lunch again
>Driving back to office, long way, back roads
>Pull cock out.. no asking this time
>Ask if she wants to put her mouth on it..
>She says yes, don't crash!
>Sucks my cock for a few minutes... fuck yes.jpg
>No cumming...
To Be continued... Pic related, it's her pussy.
>>677623223
>Now I pull my cock out all the time for her at work and she automatically sucks it on sight.
>I play with her nice tits while she sucks me
>Finger her pussy
>She tells me how much she loves my cock and can't get over how thick it is
Pic related... her tit
To Be Continued...
![IMG_0634[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ey4WrmU.jpg "IMG_0634[1].jpg")
>>677623487
>On another lunch, backroads, she's sucking my cock.
>I say "Can I just cum in your mouth?"
>I get the "Mmm hmm" with her mouth full of my cock.
>Almost instantly blow load.
>She makes all kinds of yummy noises as she sucks and swallows every drop.
>NewLevelAchieved.jpg
Pic Related, more of her hot little cunt
>>677623769
>Now she sucks my cock and eats my load with enthusiasm all the time unitl I move away like 2 years later.
![IMG_0650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1vgQ7Eh.jpg "IMG_0650[1].jpg")
>>677623883
rest of pics coming
![IMG_0639[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q9JDdNc.jpg "IMG_0639[1].jpg")
>>677623919
Last pic... BTW, we were both married.
>>677622171
2/2
>ok, lets take a shower
>we take off our clothes and get in the shower connected to her room
>she gets down on her knees, and before she starts she put her hands to the side of her face in some exaggerated act of surprise and says something like "how is your dick this big?"
>she starts sucking my dick, and i think i last less than minute until i came the first time
>i don't remember what was said between us then but it was basically an agreement that we weren't finished
>we finish rinsing off, and i'm hard, we go back into her bedroom and she told me to lay down
>she rides me reverse cowgirl, i can see she's playing with herself with one hand while she does it, she cums, which mostly consisted of her saying yes and grunting
>flips around and rides me cowgirl, and i start hammering her from under her, we stop after i take control like that, she tells me she's going to lay down
>she laid prone, and i'll never forget she had to guide me inside her because i was so inexperienced
>i started fucking her, going nearly balls deep and bottoming out, and i was fucking her hard
>she said something like "careful, that hurts when you go too hard like that"
>so i fucked her slower, but still the same depth, and i would occasionally pause as deep as i could go, which would set her off with grunts
>i remember during one of those pauses when i was as deep as i could go she grunted hard and said something like "ugghhhh that's so deep"
>which made me lose it in seconds, and i came inside her
she brought me home after that, and we exchanged numbers (it was 2002 so it was an old ass flip phone that could text and call and do nothing else).
>Live with gf and two other girls
>We are all best friends since the start of university
>Introduce one of the other girls to one of my bestfriends
>They date for around a year and half
>by this point me and my gf had been dating for 2 years
>Friend dumps male friend as he was being a insufferable human being
>My friend who is a girl however was still upset over it
>Gf is out of town
>Me and her watch a film to cheer her up
>We start getting real close
>From that point onwards me and her have had this odd sexual but not actually doing anything flirtationship
>If my gf found out she would kill me but this friend is fucking gorgeous
>I have kissed her (without tongues) and held her in inappropriate ways as well as spooning and we have frequently joked about fucking in the like
>It is extremely inappropriate but I would go all the way and not feel bad.
>>677615925
I recall that story. You want to re-post it again in this thread? And maybe add some more details? If so, that'd be cool!
>>677616051
How old are you and your girlfriend and her sister? And how exactly did the scenario occur for her to watch you masturbate? Also, got any pics of the GF or sister that you're willing to post?
>>677616293
How old are you and your sister now? And what does your sister look like? Also, was/is your dick big? And what did/does your sister look like and is her body like? Tits? Ass? Pussy?
>>677618447
Well, get to posting, please! Also, details (and pics, if you're down to post them) are always appreciated.
>>677619663
Nope; I just enjoy reading dirty sexual stories and like details, so I try to ask for/about them.
>>677624265
didi you fucked her again some other time?
>>677624265
anyway, until i was 16 i would literally ride my bike to her place, fuck her, and leave. i never borrowed my parents car to go over there when i did have my license, so she would meet me somewhere and pick me up. i was a teenager getting laid regularly, so of course i fell in love with her, but luckily that faded without me losing my shit. i joined the military at 18, she started dating and married my second cousin, had a kid, and got divorced from him before i was discharged. we hooked up once after i got out, but it seemed like mostly for old time's sake. she's remarried, and i married someone else, too.
i never told anyone
>>677605147
You're that 40 year old assberger who wants every detail of other people's sexual stories because you're a sad permavirgin.
The fact you're becoming recognisable should be enough to make you realise you need to fuck off an hero.
>>677624633
thanks for sharing
Used to fuck my ex in word places all the time back in high school
She worked at a Pizza Hut and I would stop by after skating at the skatepark and ducks her in the bathroom on her break while the homies outside laughing
Anal at movie theater while watching zodiac
In the backseat of the suv while driving with my parents lol
In the riverbed
Park
Bathroom at an Arby's
Gave me handjobs in class all the time
>>677624775
Who cares faggot these threads are interesting
>>677605147
>in my mid twenties
>find out through mutual friends my brother in law is having an affair
>that fucking asshole
>dunk one afternoon and go to his house to confront him when my sister is it there
>hard to explain why bute and him end up making out
> he gives me head
>never done anything gay before
>me and him end up having an affair
>eventually we have an mmf threesome with the original mistress
>literally having butt sex with my brother in law whir he eats out his mistress in my sisters bed when she is out of town
>every time my sister is gone we do this
Over the last 4 years we have done this probably 15 times
I don't think of myself as gay though
>>677622171
>>677624265
Fist off, that story was fucking great! But it's hard to believe that your dick was that big at 14. I don't doubt that you may have had a big dick, but 8.5 inches if fucking huge, especially, for a 14 year-old. How big is your dick now? And if you're really packing, are you down to post a pic? Also, did you ever get any pics of the girl? And how many times did you fuck her? And do you still get compliments on your size? Or hurt females you're fucking? If you're anything close to 8.5, I've got to assume that you get compliments, comments and reactions from everyone you've been with. I am so fucking jealous of guys who have huge dicks, because I want to be able to get reactions like that from women and put in work while giving it to them!
Seriously, though, how big are you now? Do you have any other good reaction experiences or erotic comments from women who saw/felt your dick? Or any other sexy stories like that one?
>>677624775
yeah this guys been at it for days
creepy how he tries to thank people who give details in a 'yeah we're bros' type way when he's actually adding you to his encyclopaedia of fap material
>>677625136
Did you really just sperg an entire paragraph about this dudes dick?
>17 at time
>been fuck buddies/ sorta dating with a 9/10
>at her house with her and one of her friends
>they wanna watch a movie
>on couch with both of them, I'm in middle and one on each side with blanket over top of us.
>they're both wearing short shorts and they have their legs stretched out crossing over mine
>start rubbing gf's leg
> ten minutes later realize it's not my gf's leg and she hasn't stopped me.
>i keep going higher and higher til I'm rubbing her pussy over her shorts
> she gets up saying she has to use the bathroom
>me and gf make out hard til she gets back notices I'm hard as a rock and is flattered
> she gets back into like same position but legs are sorta open and I get back up to rubbing her pussy but this time she moves her shorts to the side and I'm rubbing that wet thing. Could barely get my fingers in she was so tight
>finger her the whole movie and when my gf fell asleep she started jerking me off.
> she asked to go to bathroom with me but gf woke up
>missed my chance
She ended up asking my gf if she ever wanted to do a threesome but gf was uncomfortable with it. I have some stories with the gf if anyone is interested
>>677605147
do you have more ? like fb pics ?
>>677625071
wat
>>677605147
i hugged my friend last week
>>677607835
Whoaaaaaa
>>677605147
My wife's dad used to fuck her. I knew he still fucks her younger sisters but he'll finger them when she sit in his lap even when there's people around. I guess since I'm family now and I know it doesn't matter if I see it, still kind of weird seeing it.
>>677625647
interested in stories. post please
>>677625071
FAGGOT
>>677609057
>about her looking up at me with her dick in my mouth
???
>>677614126
yeah, there are tons of her videos on xvideo and stuff. just search for church girl dildo or whatever.
>>677613573
I do this nearly every week. By now each church goer has swallowed a couple full loads over time.
let's experiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
>>677624775
>>677625348
Sorry for wanting details and for being courteous when asking for them and expressing appreciation to the people on here who are nice enough to reply. You both are lowlife cocksuckers. Seriously, you're in a thread that I created, and instead of contributing something relevant and worthwhile or interesting, you try to criticize and belittle me. Get the fuck out of here and go be a piece of shit bitch in some other thread. I suppose that if I were like the many immature fucking semi-retards on this board who use abbreviations and didn't try to be respectful and courteous, you would be offering to kiss them and suck their dicks and shower them with praise. I'm sure there is a trap/sissy/pony thread going right now that you faggots can go jpin and be happy in. Please go look now.
>>677625444
>>677625554
Please go be fucking faggot morons in another thread. If you don't like what I'm posting in here, get the fuck out of the thread. Go start your own thread and congratulate one another for being such spectacular anons. Fucking dirtbag cocksuckers. Same to you two bitches, go find a trap/sissy/pony thread with the other two faggots and enjoy yourselves.
>>677625136
it's the same size now. i guess i was a bit precocious. i don't even think i grew height wise after my freshman year in high school. i only know it was that big at that time because it was around 8th or 9th grade when i became aware of me being big at all from bullshitting with friends, and probably sometime in 8th grade when i measured it first.
>pics
nope.
>how many times did you fuck her?
sometimes during the week, mostly on the weekends between the ages of 14-18. it wasn't always consistent like that, sometimes there would be stretches of time where we wouldn't, and sometimes there were stretches where we'd go at it a lot more often.
>are you down to post a pic
ehh maybe
>hurt someone? compliments, reactions
i mean, impacting the cervix generally really hurts women, although going gentler and deep is generally ok. i have hurt an ex of mine to the point that we had to stop, but nothing like an actual injury.
>reaction
i've been with 11 women including her, let me go down the list
>woman 2, "i had that whole thing inside me?" (a classmate of mine in hs)
>woman 3, no reaction, but she told like all her friends
>woman 4, ex fiancee in the navy, lots of stories about it
>woman 5, roommate's ex-fiancee, told me i was bigger than her fiancee
>woman 6, british gf, she never really said anything that i can remember
>woman 7, stripper ex gf (terrible mistake), told her friend she was only dating me because my dick was a big and i bought her stuff, she would show her friends pics of my dick
>woman 8, older married woman, told me me my dick was much bigger than her husbands (they had somewhat of an open relationship)
>woman 9, friend of a friend, she said something like "geez, someone's 'in charge'!"
>woman 10, childhood friend, showed her pics i used to show my ex she said stuff like "your dick is huge," when we hooked up she said "oh my god i had no idea"
>woman 10, she told me i was bigger than her boyfriend.
>>677605147
I had sexual relations with every woman (that I met) in my girl friends family
Dated in highschool and first year of college
Obviously I fucked my gf, I got her little sister to hand/blow job.
Fucked my gf mom one day when we were on a family beach vacation, we went back to the room to make lunch and get drinks and I fuxked her in the hotel room. Me and her mom fucked a few times after that
Finally my sister brought her cousin to college to visit and I ducks her in my gf dorm when she was at work and I was supposed to be giving her cousin a tour.
I think it's funny half the women I've fucked In my life are all related and in the same family lol
>day after graduation
>all her family from out of town was at her house
>house had a big open area where you could see from living room to kitchen to dining room
>laying on couch cuddling watching tv while her family is in dining room playing a card game
>can see all of them from where we are laying
>I'm behind her and we have a small blanket over us
> she reaches behind herself and starts giving me a handy
>she kinda starts shifting around and I ask her what she's doing but she just tells me to be quite
>then I realize it's not a handjob anymore and I'm actually inside her
>I'm fucking her real slow so that no one notices
>her dad walks in and ask if we want any ice cream while I'm balls deep in her
> she grinds on my Dick til I cum in a t shirt of her brothers that was on arm of the couch
>fucked her 20 feet from her grandparents lol
>>677627188
Oh shit I meant my gf brought her cousin. Fucked up sorry guys
>>677627125
And quickly followed by a paragraph of buttmad sperging over a one sentence post and a picture. Well done.
>>677627179
>woman 11
fixd
also i guess i've been with 12, since the 12th would be my wife
>>677605147
>No incest
No taste.
>>677605147
I did get my Ex's mom to blow me once. We were kind of flirty with one another, and I can't say i was expecting it.. But yea, she sucked me off while her daughter was upstairs sleeping... Christ that was a weird house to hang out in..
>>677627365
gold
>>677627125
Top fucking kek, assbergers creeper confirmed.
>used to fuck this bitch when her husband was away
>fucked her rough every second week
>loved getting her hair pulled
>came on her face once whilst she was on the phone with hubby...shit was cash
>had to end it when i got with my current gf
>>677619183
>buy a property in alaska
>name it "craster's keep"
>sacrifice boys to the white walkers
>>677625647
>>677627365
>after school we would hide around the school and fuck around
>one day she had to stay extra late to make up days in a class and when she got out the teacher left and we acted like we were going to leave but didn't
> I bent her over the teachers desk and fucked her for not very long I was so turned on
>threw condom away in trash can as we left the building
>next day the janitor I guess saw the cum filled condom and reported it
>they questioned everyone who had that class and even the teacher lady
>school only had cameras around main building so they could never prove anything
>anyway over the weekend they installed cameras there too so we couldn't fuck around at school anymore
>>677607273
Bottom line bro, that's pretty fuckin cool. Stop feeling bad for yourself.. Even if ur a total chud that is a rad story
>>677627188
You've got to be exaggerating or straight-up lying about this story. You're claiming to have fucked/fucked around with your girlfriend's little sister, mom, and her cousin? Are all of them attractive? How old are you and them? And has your girlfriend found out about you fucking around with any of these people in her family? And have you cheated on her with any females who are not part of her family?
And is her mom hot? What does she look like? And why did you not fuck the little sister? And do you still fuck around with any of them?
Also, got any pics of any of them that you're willing to post?
>>677605147
I've been screwing one of my best friends wives for nearly a year.
She just started text -flirting with me one day and next thing I know she is coming over to get fucked.
I don't get why my buddy is taller and richer (I guess we are about even in looks) he has a bad ass high rise that is amazing
I love fuckig his wife against the glass
>>677627399
Thanks for the compliment. I see that you're still in the thread. I was serious about suggesting that you leave and go be a fucking faggot cocksucker in another thread. Seriously, please get the fuck out of this thread.
>>677615416
Julia Meyers?
>>677628111
CANT BERG THE SPERG QUICK ANSWER HIM SO HE CAN JACK OFF HIS 1 INCH 40 YEAR OLD COCK
>>677628289
You sure use the words faggot and cocksucker alot for a guy who wants detailed dick descriptions
>>677627518
Details? How did you get her to suck your dick? Did you cum in her mouth? And why only once? Also, what did the mom look like? How did it happen? And did your GF find out?
>>677627622
She's pretty fucking sexy. How old is/was she and you? Are those tits as big and nice as they look like they are? How did it start? And, most importantly, do you have more pics of her and those big tits?
>>677606352
fuck off
>>677628289
Ops autism strikes again.
Be warned all Ye who answer his faglord questions, they are being stored in a notebook with all the individuals drawn as sonic characters
>>677628246
Do you feel guilty about it? Do you have a wife or a girlfriend? Do you know if she cheats with anyone else? Do you think he suspects anything? And what would he do if he caught/found out about you fucking her?
>>677628605
tell me more about your penis and how you come with it because I am a gigantic faggot
>>677628418
>>677628533
>>677628685
Kudos to you guys for getting me to respond, but I'm tired of wasting energy trying to reply. And as for using terms like faggot and cocksucker, they seemed likely to be pertinent to you folks.
>>677608441
Hello please more
>>677628827
tell me about the life I never had so I can fantasise while mommys sleeping
>>677629005
I only have the 3 pics of her that I've already posted, which, I believe, I mentioned already while trying to find the 3rd picture to post. I got them after someone posted them in some thread several months back, and was told that she was some girl that was supposedly cheating on her fiancee. I have no idea if it's actually true, though; nor who she is.
>>677628082
>worked at a little convenience store through high school and worked with a slut who had wanted the D since she first saw me but had tried being faithful to my gf
>but one night after we closed we were in the back room cutting the lights off and locking the back door and shit and she started asking questions like what did I see in my gf and shit like that
>told her the sex was great and she was cool to be around
>asked why I had never shown interest in her. Told her I couldn't do that to gf
>she says I could have whatever I wanted
>tell her to prove it
> she takes her shirt and bra off and I'm looking at godly tits
>she starts kissing me hard as hell
>sloppy tongue kisses
>rubbin my Johnson then she starts sucking it
>bust a nut in her mouth then tell her I'll think about going further
>leave work to go meet gf and her family
>feel pretty guilty
>after dinner they invite me over and gf rides with me
>the same gf at the time didn't drive cuz too lazy to get license
>she thinks I've just had a bad day and to cheer me up starts giving me road head
>swirving all over the fuckin road
>she tells me my dick taste better than usual
>can't help but laugh a little
>bust in her mouth and she spits it out the window.
>parents noticed my swirving and lecture me on how to drive with their precious cargo
>>677628991
THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN STRIKES AGAIN
>>677628605
she never sent me full nudes im afraid
I was 26 she was 42
>met her once on a night out with my buddies and just got talking to her,
>tits were amazing, felt great around my cock
>>677605147
I smashed a little girl in.
Seriously OP how old are you?
>>677629286
>had a friend who was breaking up with his gf and sent me to take her her stuff she had left at his house and to pick up his shit
>anyway I get there and she's all upset and I'm trying to be nice
>she ends up kissing me and things escalate
>tells me she wants to feel loved
>fuck her real tender
>a week goes by and we text a lot
>she sends nudes and sexy pics like nonstop
>they end up working it out but she keeps texting me
>never tell friend we fucked
>>677629452
Thanks for replying again and for posting another picture of her. Do you think the husband suspected anything? Or did he find out? And did you ever meet the husband?
>>677629605
I'm not interested in being trolled and fucked with by rude pieces of shit any more than has already been done. People like you guys who like to troll and belittle others are scum.
>>677628111
Her little sister was always hotter than my gf, she was a virgin so she just sucked me off.
After that her mom sort of came ontu me and I went for it instead when she made it obvious she was attracted to me. Her mom is, well okay she really isn't the hottest but she looks pretty good for a middle age woman. It was more about he taboo than her looks
After that I was fairly impressed with myself so when a lever female family member came by I decide to do it just for the sake of completing my mission.
>>677629886
Yes anyone who calls you out for what you are is a brute, a rancid swine, how dare they deny me what is rightfully mine! It's not fair!
>>677629799
Anyone reading these? If not I'll stop
>>677605147
>be me
>8
>mom had dinner guests (friends over) often
>i liked women pantyhose
>i played with one of the guests legs
>i groped her crotch
>she didn't stop me.
>i see her once a while when i am home visiting.
>she greets me with a hug
>>677630122
Are you still with the girlfriend? Do you still fuck/fool around with any of the others? How old was/is the little sister? Have you fooled around with her again lately? Do you know if she is still a virgin? Or with the mom lately?
Also, any pics of any of them that you're willing to post?
>>677628827
I feel a little guilty sometimes but then the list takes over and we fuck again. I find it hard to believe in the only one she cheats with or has. If he ever finds out...eh idk probably ruin our friendship
The tl;dr version:
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
Basically, by posting in this bread you are enabling someone to fap and creep on you
>>677630307
I am. Do go on.
>>677630495
Yeah? So what? That's the point in posting..
>>677630307
Yep, still here and reading them all. Your stories are great, so please feel free to keep posting. Btw, have you been caught by your girlfriend/anyone for any of these times you've cheated/fucked around with someone's GF or ex? And have you been cheated on?
>>677630307
>>677630307
go on anon pls
>>677630372
No this was all years ago
>>677630307
Your story is generic boring and shit
>>677630495
You forgot that he tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cocks
>>677630591
Faggot/OP detected
OH shit
I went to sleep to my friends place, after
some games i went to sleep on the 1st floor
living (his bedroom is on the 2nd floor) and i
couldnt sleep then startd walking around and
went to his mother's room and started
watching her sleep god, got so fucking exited
about that, started touching her ass and
pussy while i was jacking off
i did this several nights untill she noticed it lol
>>677612973
dude did you not read what he put
>I gave myself aids
I remember when I was 4 or 5 my neighbor taught me a game where the loser have to kiss the winner's ass. My parents caught us playing..
>>677630495
Its funny how op has not denied any of this particularly the multiplier threads over the last few days
>>677630980
You're a fucking weirdo
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
I got my ex's druggie mother to suck my cock once. Also fucked a family friend at a party, knocking her up. Her boyfriend still thinks its his
Which do you guys want greentext of first?
>>677630495
Seriously, why the fuck are you so concerned with why I like to start threads like this? And I think this is the only thread I've started in several days, but I may have posted in a thread started by someone else. Also, not over 40; but why the fuck do you care about my, or anyone else's, age?
And for the record, I'm not gay, I don't like cocks, haven't ever done anything gay and don't have any interest in doing anything gay; but I love the thought of having a big dick and being able to hurt/punish a female simply by sticking your dick inside her forcefully. It's erotic to me and is something that I often fantasize about.
It's like Ron White (the comedian) says: When you watch porn, do you want to watch a scene with a guy with a little bitty one is fucking some girl, or watch a guy with a really big dick putting in work on some sexy bitch? Well, I know that I prefer. And it has nothing to do with liking cock or wanting to fuck around with a guy.
By the way, I don't know if you know this, but this is an anonymous board, so if I was gay and wanted to ask about dicks and request pictures of them, I could do so and would not need to lie about it, because it's an ANONYMOUS BOARD. Shit, it seems like there's a thread every fucking day full of guys wanting to rate each other's dicks. But, presumably instead of going in there and talking shit to those people, many of whom are likely legitimately homosexual, you decide to try to stalk me and post in my thread and talk shit like a fucking bitch. Well, bitch, please, go fuck yourself and be a piece of shit troll in some other thread. Seriously, please stop lurking in here and go post in some other thread.
>>677630591
On a serious note, thanks for replying to this fucking piece of shit and trying to explain this to him. I appreciate the gesture.
>>677630541
>meet girl after breaking up with gf
>thicker girl but in all the right places has a BF but dude lived out of town
>her friend also hot showing interest too
> at a party they're both all over me
>drunk girls are sluts
>thick girl and I go outside while I smoke a cigarette
>tells me she wants me but couldn't do anything unless we were dating
>tell her we could
> she gives me a blowjob in her car and feels bad afterwards
>couple days go by and I don't talk to her but she's texting me like nonstop
>says she broke up with bf but it's still on Facebook they're dating
>still talking to her friend all the time and hanging out
>hot friend tells me to play along with thick one for a week or so then break it off gently so we could date
>for 2 weeks I fuck both of them
>heaven on earth
>eventually they started talking about it with each other and end up hating me
>oh well, booty heaven for 2 weeks was awesome
>>677605147
>No gay or incest
BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNGGGG
>>677631698
10/10 would Aspergers again
>>677630605
Yeah been cheated on by the gf in the stories lol we were basically cheating on each other. This was several years ago though. And yeah I ended up fucking a girl with a bf but the dude lived like 5 hours away and they never saw each other so didn't feel as bad. Have to assume the frat boy was fucking around too.
>>677627179
I'm not the sperg but can you post the picture of the woman? Like, from the 2000-2005?
>>677631698
Can you replay to anything with less than an entire paragraph desperately trying to detail how not gay you are?
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677631661
Ex's mom sucking your dick. How did you get her to do it? Was she hot? Did your ex find out? Did you have her blow you only once? And did you fuck her, kiss her, eat her pussy, cum in her mouth, on her face, or what?
Also, was/is she hot? Ans was she married/in a relationship when she sucked your dick?
>>677631698
You realize your serious note at the end of that post confirms everything levelled against you faggot?
>>677632091
Kek, better start writing "he/she" in those big-ass paragraphs.
>>677632091
Tell me more about your dick
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>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632007
Yes.
>>677631698
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Christ dude you're really not doing yourself any favors
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632458
>>677632221
Nigger why are you so concerned that op is getting his jollies off
Do you know where you are?
OP IS A FAGGOT
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632253
Wow, the autist can learn. Only took 5 tries.
>>677605147
Fucked a college administrator at ASU on her desk.
I was already graduated, having a meeting for a club I was now an "alumni advisor" had a meeting with her about doing an activity/fundraiser on campus
Sexual tension was palpable, I don't really know how it happened but she closed the door and we just went at it.
We ended up in a pseudo relationship for almost a year
>>677632636
That's a valid point and raises a good question. Obviously, you lowlife trolls have been lurking in the thread, why is that? What the fuck is your purpose of even checking out a thread like this?
>>677632833
>>677632620
>>677632221
>>677632018
>>677631533
>>677630495
Who the fuck cares?
ASSBERGERS: THE THREAD
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632839
Thanks, you faggot.
>>677632921
Do read sex stories you absolute retard
You clearly aren't hear to read sex stories so the bigger question is why are you here ?
AUTISM LEVEL: MAXIMUM
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632909
Are you an AzFag? If so, are you still living there? And if so, where? Also, if you fucked an ASU girl, she was most likely fucking banging! Got any pics of her? Or a description?
>>677633123
The only autist here is you quit spamming your shit. I am trying to fap you stupid bastard
>>677608967
Only shit is there not a screencap of this ?
>>677605147
>no gay shit
You think you make the rules, newfag?
>>677633216
TELL ME YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION SO I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN AND STAB YOU FOR THE LIFE I NEVER HAD
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677633043
Is this a joke? I started the thread, you complete fucking imbecile, which is requesting sex stories. So....
>>677633216
She wasn't an asu girl she was 27 she worked for asu.
She wasn't my normal type, not fat but thick with huge double d's that were also perky
She seriously has great tits. She was fun let me do whatever I wanted and was totally cool being my fucktool
>>677633420
>he thinks anyone gives a shit he started the thread
>>677633248
CONFIRMS HES TRYING TO FAP TO COCK
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677633520
I'm not op
And yes I'm fapping to sex stories
Stop the fucking presses!!
>>677628025
kek
>>677633612
PRESSES ARE UNSTOPPABLE FAGGOT
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677633286
I tried to screencap it, but the screenshot software I use (FastStone Capture) will not allow me to scroll the page and screencap more than what is visible on the page at the time while using Firefox, and some of the posts were more than what would fit on the screen, so I could not do it properly.
Do you know of a way to do a scrolling screenshot capture while in Firefox?
It's amazing watching one mans fap turn into a nuclear amount of butthurt over his dick obsession.
>>677605815
An hero pls
>>677633771
AUTISM FAILING CLEARLY NOT HIGH FUNCTIONING
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677630176
I'd say he at least suspected but she said they practically never had sex anymore.
Never met the husband but chances are he was fucking a 20 year old himself.
>>677633520
FUCK YOU WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS
>>677633782
Not obsessed with dick, by any means, but these fucking morons have pretty much ruined this thread.
>>677633942
REPLIED TO THE WRONG PERSON FAG ENABLER
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>Hook up with 5/10 amazon
>Not fat, but not skinny
>Slip three fingers in
>Sprays all over hand
>She can't tell that it's three fingers, thinks it's just two
>Fuck a several more times over the course of a few months, each time, amazonbitch busts puddles
>Gets mad when I dump her, only reason being that she was allegedly fucking several other dudes as well
>getoffmylawnwiththataids.jpg
>Shows up at house several weeks later to "complain" about me having a "small dick", meanwhile, I have a cigarette and a can of Foster's in hand, wearing boxers.
>I laugh, and say something to the effect of "that's rich, coming from someone who can't tell the difference between two fingers and a fist."
>She loses her shit, tries to commit suicide.
>letitgo.jpg
>Later on, I end up sleeping with one of her ex-friends (technically well seasoned whore)
>She soaks 3/4 of the mattress
>Ex-friend shows up at her house, telling her that she fucked up, not because of feelings, but because she fucked things up with decent dick, apparently.
>Amazon-bitch gets back in contact with me, asks me to fuck her again, even though she claims she's now a lesbian
>notwithatenfootpole.jpg
>Haven't spoken to her in years, regularly tells her friends that I bruised her cervix with my dick.
>>677634029
GETTING CAUGHT UP IN HIS LIES
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677634029
Yeah dude, we could've shared so many more dick details if it weren't for those faggots. But not anymore.
>>677634102
>>677634104
OP IS GONNA LOVE THIS ONE IT TALKS ABOUT COCK
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
Op I think your problem is that by being a irritating faggot you've made yourself identifiable which on an anonymous image board will give you shit try to be less faggot
>>677634443
GEE GOOD ONE THERE MATE
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
Have a really good friend. His wife and him moved to a different city. His wife sucks. Nobody likes her. Immature. She looks good. Is a lifeguard in the summer. They've been moved for a few years.
Finally guilted in to visiting. My wife doesn't like his wife, so she stays at home. Get to their house and everybody is excessively drinking. Slutface is out of control. Keeps flashing us. Buddy is embarrassed but can't control the situation. She takes off all her clothes and convinces us to do the same. Thinking a three way is going to happen but doesn't. They put on their clothes and go to bed. But I know she wants to fool around and damn if she doesn't come back out when hubby is passed out. I finger fuck her to five orgasms. She deep throats me. She even let's me take pictures of her naked (in b4 share). Agree to fuck the following night. Next day we pretend nothing happens. I leave early cuz I want to quit while I'm ahead. Drive home to wife. Never fucked with slutface since. Dying to though.
All but like...2 or 3 of the girls i've slept with have been in committed relationships
>>677634789
WHATS THE ADDRESS
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
> go festival
> take random girl into tent
> introduce her to this drug called ketemine
> after a while she k holes
> proceed to fap while squeezing tits and ass
>when she wakes up she has know idea
>>677607273
nice
> Be me, around 21
> Have gf that is 16-17 at the time
> Been with her for about a year
> Started seeing my ex gf on the side
> Current gf has an idea what's going on but has no proof
> She starts getting more frisky with me, I guess her way of trying to convince me to stay
> Starts giving me head which she never really did before
> One night see ex, she's on the rag so I fucked her ass
> Go see my gf
> I walk into her room, she throws me straight on her bed and rips my pants off
> Licks my dick and srcunches her face in disgust
> "Ew, your dick tastes like shit!"
THATS BECAUSE IT WAS IN AN ASSHOLE BIATCH
> Uh yeah, I haven't showered yet today >_>
> Just fuck her pussy and cum all up in there
> I was a happy man that day
>>677605147
i am fuck robots
>>677635072
OPS GONNA LOVE THAT ONE ABOUT SHIT AND COCKS
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
I had sex with my (ex)best friends' sister. One time he was even sleeping in the same bed. Good times.
>be me, something like 5 yrs old
>mom's ex-bf, now bestie is like an uncle to me
>picks me up from school, carries me around, etc. nice guy, is dead now but acted like the father figure I never had (deadbeat dad)
>stops by one of his friends regularly
>friend has a daughter, my age
>we go behind their house and tend to make out, with her showing me the ropes like french kissing (no idea how she knows this)
>this time she pulls down her panties and tells me to take off my undies
>she's showing me her pussy, I play with it a little and am about to pull my wang out for her to suck
>her dad comes out of nowhere and grabs her up, cusses her out and starts to beat her
>that's the last time I went over, but I'll remember it well.
>saw her again years later, like we're 15-16 and she says she doesn't remember it or me, wish she did so I could have continued
>always wondered if her dad abused her though
I'll post more - M
>>677635247
You have issues brah
>>677635321
0/10 NOT ENOUGH COCK
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677627365
I got a blowjob in the back seat of my dad's tahoe while my entire family was in there on the way to a vacation.
My siblings were 3 feet in front of me
gf was trying to pretend to be sleeping on my lap, but was obviously moving around quite a lot and in a steady rhythm so if anyone turned around they definitely would have noticed.
>>677635522
PICS OF COCK OR GTFO
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677624265
Was she hot? What was your reaction after you saw her naked?
>>677610774
So you're like this mutant's father and the brother?
>>677609132
>8ish on a good day
>not porno big
>"slightly" above average
This is how we know you're lying
>>677635591
why you want cock pic?
>>677635781
IM CHANNELING OP
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677635628
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BONER
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677632921
to get a boner?
brag about some sex experiences?
why the fuck do you think?
>>677633248
this
>>677611797
kek
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677605147
I fucked my best friends mom and sister on a few occasions.
One of my ex girlfriends sister, too. My exs sister was a complete accident, though. I knew she wanted me but I loved my ex so I always brushed off her advances. I got really drunk one night and went back to her house and went into my exs room and laid in her bed where, I thought, my ex was sleeping. She started making out with me and we ended up starting to fuck, 10 minutes in my girlfriend walks in and turns the light on and sees me balls deep in her sister and broke up with me and kicked me out right on the spot.
It really was an accident, they look eerily similar and I thought it was her. Apparently they were watching a movie together in her bed and my girlfriend went to the bar I was at looking for me because I wasn't answering her calls. She really didn't believe I thought it was her
>>677633771
there are tons of chrome extensions that have whole-page screen shot functionality
I'm sure firefox is the same
just search for it
>>677628025
Kek
>>677611041
Bullshit, post pic to prove it.
>>677636256
YES COCK PICS PLEASE ME
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677636164
did you reconciliate?
did you fucked her sister again?
>>677635522
I actually had that similar thing happen except it was a handjob. Also got a handjob while in my friends car while we hotboxed it and were drunk
>be me around 7 or so
>has cousin around my same age, dad is a pastor and my fam goes to his church (well, my mom really)
>before service the kids have a room to play in, but during service they leave and join the main group
>cousin and I start sneaking out and go into play room
>cousin starts to get rough, wanting me to kiss her and fondle her as she kisses me or fondles me
sure why not
>happens for a few months of us fooling around but never having sex
>same stuff at her house when her dad moves his church closer or I visit for a sleep over
>eventually we drift, but met up one last time back around 14-15
>she remembers, we agree to fool around again but not insert since I don't have a condom while upstairs and parents are downstairs talking
>sucks me off as I eat her out, so damn good
>we stop the 69 and I get on top, we switch between her having panties and me having boxers and dry hump
>I cum on her stomach and she orgasms in her panties after pushing my cock through her panties a bit and against her clit
>I lick her clean and she goes to use the bathroom to pee, I go in while she's peeing to wash my mouth and pee as well
>we've kinda talked a little since then, but she won't add me on facebook or have communication like that since
still more coming - M
>>677607427
>>Start thinking of the assassination of Trotsky
10/10
>>677636499
Her sister texted and called me for the longest time, but I was pissed and never answered her. I really loved my girlfriend and she ruined our relationship.
I mean, she was equally as hot but the girl was fucking nuts. My ex still refuses to talk to me and this was about 4 years ago
creampied a milf in the bed of her son while her husband was downstairs watching american football
>>677636394
I'm guessing you expected everyone would be hating on this guy for making these threads, now no one cares you're having a hissy fit by ruining everyones good time.. lol at you
>>677636922
details pls
>>677614643
Someone needs a dictionary for Christmas.
>>677636867
i'm sorry for you anon
>>677636947
BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
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>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677611402
patric is that you?
I have a strange feeling that OP is a sexually frustrated middle age make who has mom or mom figure issues and these trolls are going to turn him into a serial killer.
Which is on par for /b
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677637205
haha yeah man totally
who gives a shit wat OP does with the stories FUCK
>>677637313
IVE CREATED A MONSTER
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677616546
Weird, I fucked your girl friend while she was passed out once too.
>>677637437
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677637437
do not pity OP /b/ro
pity the shitposting faggot
>>677637460
Dude one pasta is a good serving not 5. People think you are crazy for spamming. Just pasta once for effect.
KSI GET'S REKT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYuP4ZcbrAs
Be me
18
Get pulled over by cop for speeding
60 in a 25
Shit.jpg
Cop approaches, female cop
9.5/10
Know why I pulled you over?
I play dumb, no?
60meh, little fast anon
I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
Goes back to car I sit for 10 minutes
She says she is giving me a warning
Hands me a a warning ticket.
Not on it says meet me at a park close by in 30 she would give me the ticket afterall
Me be dumb, shit pants
Go to park, wait for her
>>677637326
you
massively
giant
FAGGOT
STOP SPAMMING
MODS PLS
I CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE
STOP IT YOU COCKSUCKER
>>677636558
I also fucked her while she was asleep (did it all the time with her, I miss it) in a hotel room with my parents in another bed right next to us.
I got greedy and started playing with he ass while I slowly fucked her then pushed my cock just barely in her ass. She jumped up and whimpered (I think loud enough to wake my parents but they didn't say anything) and ran to the bathroom. She got back in bed with me, tears in her eyes but didn't seem that mad and said "my ass if fucking bleeding you asshole"
that was quite a rush
>>677637506
EPIC TAKE DOWN MY GOD THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677618457
Just report for spam and move on.
>>677637623
MODS MODS MODS
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677619233
There are no grills on the internet faggot, fuck off!
>>677606292
fucking neckbearded 12 year old oh my god
>>677637844
already did it
but looks like mods are faggots too
>>677637844
EACH POST HAS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT FAGGOT
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>>677637899
WELL DONE FOR NOTICING TRUTH ABOUT OP
>>677637995
OH YEAH I DIDN'T SEE IT
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>>677632221
this cat is borderline obsessed with OPs arbitrary bullshit, fuck off dude
>>677636394
Are you done with your temper tantrum yet?
Inb4 spammer is OK trying to make sure everyone feels bad for him
>>677637995
God damn this kid is a shitter, stop fucking up this otherwise great thread you massive faggot
we all know op is faggot and we don't care
>>677638482
>>677638441
>>677638417
FAGGOTS FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
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>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
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>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>op confirmed he is over 40 in previous threads
>has been making threads like this for days in a row
>confirmed he saves people's stories
>tries to get as many details as possible for his fap bank
>likes details about cock size and cum
>tries to get people to post pics of themselves and their cock
>autistic spammer on thread
>huh
>scroll past and carry on reading stories
only one busting his balls is him
