Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Holo
Claimed
Okay, let's try this again
Chara claimed
claimed
![tumblr_nobc8eqMWT1sprs0po1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zGRWh9Z.png "tumblr_nobc8eqMWT1sprs0po1_500[1].png")
claiming everything in this picture
Well...
I still feel fucking awful...
So I'm just gonna leave... Again
Have fun?
>>677599378
Objectively it would be better to get rid of the kernel first somehow. <3
But I'm no dentist.
>Hatsuzuki claimed
Waifu Master explosion disaster claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlyT5VU-3E
>>677599559
you can't make me
Syndra claimed.
>lurking
>>677599559
Night fluffy
>>677599589
O..Oh...
Claimed.
She doesn't like what she sees
Klaimed
>>677599379
>>677599462
>>677599487
>>677599536
>>677599559
>>677599579
>>677599585
>>677599589
>>677599603
>>677599651
>>677599653
>>677599662
>>677599670
>>677599672
welcome back everyone
>>677599559
Get plenty of rest!
>>677599579
I agree... and neither am I.. it's just such a nuisance.. as my royal bodyguard it's your ob to protect me from stuff like this right?
>>677599749
Guess I don't get a hello again... okay..
Leaving for uni now, see you people in about 12 hours.
>I've been enjoying the lurk
>>677599670
Sorry.
![tumblr_nvzc98L9641ruc976o2_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g6CDaIA.jpg "tumblr_nvzc98L9641ruc976o2_500[1].jpg")
>>677599749
>>677599765
h-hi
>no dubs in any of those
>>677599839
Why the hell are you sorry?
It's my fault for misunderstanding everything
>>677599839
viel spaß in der uni
![12269259395378c2024216d242685851_v4big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YfLpARG.jpg "12269259395378c2024216d242685851_v4big[1].jpg")
>after a dubs sale
>>677599839
Have fun friend, later!
i miss the dubs..
>>677599672
lion is fucking wierd
>>677599839
have fun
>>677599939
I'm back to being Chara Kirino
>>677599749
Thanks, Miho.
>>677599670
cutiepie
>>677599816
I suppose I am...
Distraction it is then.
>>677599839
<3
Suiseiseki claimed
>>677599816
you posted after
>>677600112
The shit I had a photo in there..
>>677599873
To be honest your waifu is pretty cute.
>>677599991
so close
>>677600128
See>>677599585
>>677600098
I guess so :) What's it gonna be?
>>677600072
Heya.
>>677600098
Why tho
>>677600179
desu desu
>>677600224
that's kind of you to say
her complete failure to integrate into society speaks to me
>>677600041
welcome back
>>677599991
Quads. My favorite!
>>677599939
Claimed.
Claiming
>>677596556
Not gonna lie, only just now realized that that was you, thought it was someone else this whole time haha
>>677597722
So then how does a boat become a waifu? not saying shes not cute (she is) just wondering how that came about
>>677600502
>>677600256
Explosions, I guess. Wasn't I meant to teach you about the other ones? :^)
But it's secret stuff; we can't let anybody watch us.
>>677600256
No pic.....
>>677600098
Hi
>>677600510
Hipster
>>677600402
thanks cute german human
>>677600346
I was right yesterday with all I said without knowing about this post
>>677600502.
Back for a little bit.
What's new?
Claimed
>>677600729
And damn proud of her for it too!
![spycat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Txbvuvn.jpg "spycat[1].jpg")
>>677600686
you can't stop me from watching
>>677600542
Oh I'm sorry haha I guess I should edit my file names..
>>677600686
Is that so? I don't want secrets like that going out to the public! What do you suggest?
>>677600729
But viiddeeoooo
>>677600823
We had the best get thread in the last thread that you missed unfortunately..
>>677600872
Wat?
>>677600928
Doesn't count.
>>677600787
Yeah.
Although I have forgotten what you said
>>677600823
Hi Galko
>>677601031
It should u_u
Samus is mai husbando because Samus is nobodies waifu
>>677601113
"pats head"
>>677600928
Probably best we keep it to ourselves...
I really only intend to show you the motions.
As a student you have to learn how to do it by yourself after all...
>before anybody gets the wrong idea
>>677601243
Thanks.. I needed that!
>>677601259
Oh yes of course, nothing but the best methods are used by my senpai. I'm willing to do whatever I have to if it means I learn more, and better, explosion magic!
>>677600928
All of the threads before I left were "get threads" though.
>>677601066
Hey Kirino!
<3
What's up?
>>677600928
Don't worry about it! I'm just too dumb haha
>>677601238
Tru, Samus is sick as fuck
>>677601066
I posted a picture with your waifu and said "thinking about suicide" when someone asked in the thread what are we thinking about
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS!!!
Top Tier waifu with spells and swordplay
>>677601616
t-thanks
>>677601616
ye
im planing a shooting school
>>677601362
Once you've become good enough maybe we can do some full contact practice...
>although probably not since Homura would kill me
>>677601598
It's certain that everyone has thought about suicide at least once in their life, depressed, or not, it's just a fact.
Yeah sure I've thought about it.
But I wasn't thinking about it when I was typing that post. I don't think I am suicidal right now either, just sad and lonely.
>inb4 calling me a faggot and various other insults
![tumblr_lk46oa7qPt1qe59gwo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qGzcyJS.gif "tumblr_lk46oa7qPt1qe59gwo1_500[1].gif")
>>677601616
sp was genghis khan
>>677601066
>Nice dubs
I'm having way too much fun making these.
>>677601370
Well then I guess you didn't miss much :)
>>677601539
You're not dumb. Without the hat and eyepatch it can get hard to tell!
>>677601782
you need to reevaluate the weight you put into the words typed here
>>677601724
Bad kitty
>>677601598
I think some here already reached that part and left it again.
After all, we're on 4chan.
Somewhere, sometime in our life, something did get messed up.
I decided to be nice to the people here. I got the other threads to be an asshole
>>677601763
Who says Homura needs to find out anyways? I need all the practice I can get after all, right?
>>677601933
>I got the other threads to be an asshole
this
with eternal trap threads there is always somewhere to shitpost in
Hey everyone
>>677601898
Which ones?
The "everyone has thought about suicide" one?
>>677601838
Guess not.
>>677600502
>>677600642
>what led to this?
>I'm sorry?
>>677602051
Hi.
>>677602087
nah more about the hugbox thing
>>677601981
That's true! But there are many others you can challenge, as well.
One secret about this magic is the fact everybody knows at least a little bit about it.
You have to become a journeywoman to master the art.
>what the FUCK am I saying :^)
>>677602087
I guess he means that you are lonely. Not sure tough
ah, but i know a nice website kirino.
maybe you know it too?
areson.org
>>677601238
>nods in appreciation
That is true. Samus is husbando material
>>677602024
don't forget the loli threads
>>677601782
yeah
and still you were judged me. And you said traps thread are cancer, but you are posting here very often
>>677601901
but people like me when I'm bad :^)
>>677602024
this is what I'm talking about
this way of thinking. what the fuck is your problem? we have this thread and we are cancer
they have theirs
let people enjoy what they like, you phoney
>>677601933
meh
>>677602321
>what the fuck is your problem?
it be you currently
>>677602178
A little bit after you left this all happened
It's nothing you did, it's my fault
>>677602278
I have no idea lol I'm lost.. look if it's anything that you need to teach me in private then let me know and I can make that happen Tsuzu
>>677602372
where is your waifu avatar ?????
![fbaac015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DholSHM.jpg "fbaac015[1].jpg")
>>677602321
trap threads ARE cancer
you bleeding heart linkek
>>677602562
i don't avatarfag
>>677599839
>>677599939
>>677600502
>>677600642
>>677602406
>>677602571
?????????
>>677601782
That's pretty true, I know I've thought about it heh
>>677602372
by the way
here is the attention you're lacking in real life
(You)
>>677602639
>hurdur stahp shitposting in trap threads
>starts shitposting here
how many months hrt? post transition timeline, /b/ro!
>>677602600
I hope you'll find the love you need so much.
>>677601933
Nice dubs.
>>677602707
here is ur reply
>>677602484
Uh no, first you need to learn the right hand positions and stuff.
I can show you right here in front of everybody, it's not that hard, but as they say, easy to learn, hard to master.
Once you've figured it out you can use it to challenge other people to learn their tricks.
>....slut :^)
>>677599462
Fucking nigger
>>677602769
cancer
>>677602621
It's really hard to explain without Ruri here, basically
>Ruri wanted another chance with me
>But I already had Galko
>I got really confused and asked something I have wanted to ask in a long time
>See >>677600502
>Something happened here I forgot
>Ruri felt like shit and I felt extremely confused and lonely
>We both sorta left the thread for a bit.
If Ruri comes back ask her about it, for me please.
>>677602406
>>677602571
This shit is getting too serious.
I don't know how to reply to any of this...
>>677602571
when reading those I think I missed something.
>>677602321
don't get me wrong. It's really rare when you see me being an asshole (like yesterday) most of the time I just lurk and look for some interesting greentext stories.
>>677602898
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
there you go
do you feel better now?
>>677602874
You better watch out who you're calling that =~= but okay good! Teach me teach me!
![lead_large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ATNjlXd.png "lead_large[1].png")
>>677602972
>i'm samefagging so hard right now, /b/ruv
>>677602970
Yeah, I didn't screencap something
Someone came in, I forgot who it was, and thought that maybe if he came in sooner and explained stuff better than maybe this wouldn't of happened, Ruri then told him he shouldn't act like that or something and put all the blame on himself.
>>677602898
>>677603041
you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
![[AnimeOut] Girls und Panzer - 02 [720p][Commie][AKS].mkv_snapshot_10.28_[2012.10.23_11.25.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WTTUMbM.jpg "[AnimeOut] Girls und Panzer - 02 [720p][Commie][AKS].mkv_snapshot_10.28_[2012.10.23_11.25.47].jpg")
>>677602901
Fuck i dont think i have enough head pats for this.
>>677602942
I'm sorry
>>677603167
No don't, it was all my fault for misunderstanding all of this.
>>677602970
>>677603149
what do you recommend for a trap just starting out, fam? what are some gud places to buy hrt online?
>>677599379
yOUR´E waffle a shitt
>>677603114
I think I'm getting the gist of it. You should both maybe calm down a bit
>>677602787
>saved the pic
Thanks m8
Good morning erryone o/
>>677599379
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>677601763
>>677601981
>urge to kill... raising...
Alright, I gotta get some sleep guys and gals, hope you all have a good rest of the day!
>>677603212
It's not like I'm mad, I'm starting to understand what happened though.
>sorry for what?
>>677603325
>Was hoping you'd show up tbh
kek'd
>>677603274
I'm glad you like it.. sorry it was a bit rushed..
>>677603344
You too comrade. Thanks for the toast! Take care!
You stupid retards who want to be like anime girls, I watched animes on television when I was 10 and I stopped after 12 and when I look at this kind of thread, in my head, I'm feeling like there are lot of useless guys on this planet.
Please, die, kill yourself and you might reborn as a stupid ass anime dood.
let's have a drink guys
>>677603344
Night! Have a good one!
nigs
>>677603212
No disrespect but I'm going to stay out of this.
>>677603469
I'm sorry we are such an eyesore to you.
Mind talking about your problems a bit?
I'll listen
>>677603325
My lovely Homura. <3
>>677603411
teehee
>>677603503
my nigga
what's good
>pic related
>>677603274
I mean, I'm calm, but Ruri seemed to get kinda annoyed at themselves, as you could see in their posts.
>>677603344
Night dude, sleep well, with those double dubs
>>677603350
Did you read >>677600502
What did you think about it?
I'm sorry for all this blowing out of proportion
>>677603520
None taken, I wouldn't blame you if you want to stay out of it
>>677603608
You won't abandon me like this would you Tsuzu?
>>677603469
>nobody gives me attention so I came here to shitpost
>>677603411
>Was hoping you'd show up tbh
You have a death wish dont you? I can teach you how to make your brain explode !
>Jk i love you
Sup?
>>677603483
The fact that someone claimed Yellow from pokémon special makes me happy but im not there :c
>>677603608
hello my princess ship
>tickling ensues
>>677603625
They got jailed but they got what they wanted.
I'm going to bed night anons
>>677603676
what the fuck happend between u two? tldr for me pls
>>677603625
Nothing
Just wanted to drop in real quick
I have leave within 5 minutes
>>677603856
Sleep tight o/
>>677603856
Sleep tight bro, see you tomorrow
>>677603900
I already did dude
>>677603792
>I Love you too
Just having some fun with our favorite boat and making edits for people that want any. How about you?
>>677603856
Goodnight!
>>677603676
I think I'll ask when both you and Ruri are back again. I have the gist of it, but nothing more. Can't give half assed advice
>>677603792
oh hey Homu. How's Madoka doing?
>>677603856
Goodnight pretty.
>>677602901
What do you want her asked?
She still feels the same way.
>>677603700
Just a little distracted. I can still show you the basic moves if you allow me to.
>then again... basically it would be like molesting you in public
>not sure I want to actually do that
>>677603792
>tries futilely to tickle back
NOOOO
My waifu.
>>677603856
Night Miho! Sleep well.
>>677604065
>>677604124
Patrician taste.
>>677603856
Sleep well comrade, good luck with the jobs. And take care.
>>677604065
>>677604124
>husbando
there, fixed it for you.
>>677604056
>It's not molestation if I like it
Wh-what exactly will you be doing to me then..?
>>677603676
You got the male/straight part right, I'm just lonely as hell and trying to have a good time.
I don't even know if what I do even counts as roleplay because I have no clue how that works. All of the "I missed you stuff is genuine" though, because I really do miss you whenever you leave and I really like talking to you.
>no homo
>>677604261
I fucked up the quotes, it's supposed to be "I missed you"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>677604225
Just.. let me guide your hands.
I won't actually be doing anything. ^_^'
>>677604261
>>677604347
So... Kirino thought you like him and Ruri thought Kirino likes you?
>>677603960
Planning to haste through the house chores so i can study and watch some anime later in peace... But zip zapping into the thread makes it hard.
>>677604018
She's fine as always, she is fucking Madoka!
>I was gonna make a joke but it would involve spoilers
What about you?
>>677604056
Why do you want to tickle me if you have Megumin
>jealousy ensues
>>677604210
Po-Tay-Toe
Boku-no-pico
>>677604018
Sounds like a good idea.
>>677604056
I
I don't even know, I guess I will just wait and see what she says and we will go from there.
>>677604516
>Implying I don't have the serie and movie at home
I'm doing fine, just took a stroll with the dogs and now I'm eating a bit.
>>677604516
I'm just trying to teach the poor girl a thing or two.
>>677603856
Night Miho
>>677603902
That's cool, man.
See you later.
>>677604515
>implying I don't like Kirino
If I stop replying, that means I've left already, I'm kind of in a rush right now.
>>677604515
Ruri felt bad for 'rejecting' me a while back, when she was asking for candidates to be anon wives
She then felt bad and has always(?) wanted a second chance
She seen that I had found Galko and it all went from there I guess
>>677604750
I meant like as in love
>>677604261
Thats good, I guess.
So we are kinda on the same wavelength on not knowing how to feel bout this waifu anon stuff?
I haven't contributed nothing so far in the thread, I feel useless jaja. I'm heading out to sleep. Take care comrades!
>>677603959
I know it can be hard, but try to be happy. You're always a blast to be around!
>>677604814
are u in love with me ?
>>677604482
Alright I trust you Tsuzu.. Don't make me regret this okay?
>>677604516
I know what you mean.. I hope it all goes well though :) what anime you gonna watch?
>>677604747
>Poor girl
Ouch
>>677604879
Goodnight! Sleep well ^-^
>>677604898
of course <3
>>677604766
oh, i seem to finally get the situation. Okay, Let's wait for Ruri then
>>677604879
You're not useless. But see you later
>>677604623
Aha its not about you, theres a certain someone here that is planning to watch it for the first time soon :p
Doggies \o/
What doges do you have?
>>677604747
You know... i wouldn't mind helping you teach her.
>I will kill you both if you dont let me
>>677604898
Theres different types of love =)
>>677604955
Started Cross Ange a while ago but i got a bunch of other animes on-hold <.<
>>677604879
Thank you, and sleep well bro.
Get that rest
>>677604766
So much for the recap, but what do you want to happen? Let's forget about Ruri for one second.
>>677604871
I guess so.
I have to go now, I'll see if I can post when I get where I'm going but I probably can't.
>Galko
>>677605091
You are more than welcome to join...
>boy this escalated quickly
>tfw no yandere picture
>>677605295
Should I make a new thread?
>Chara
>>677605218
Take care, Galko.
>>677605389
Yes
>Homu
>>677605091
Oh I know how that feels! Trust me haha
>>677605295
H-hey don't you think I should have some kind of say in this...
~Megumin
>>677605452
>H-hey don't you think I should have some kind of say in this...
Actually no.
- tsuzu
>>677605511
>>677605511
>>677605511
double dubs start
