on a scale of 1 to Bernie Madoff, how fucked am i?
>phish emails through facebook login pages
>make insane bank by paypal transfers
>receive txt with my full name, alerting me that the police have been called.
What do.
>movetocanada.jpeg
an hero
>>677592119
You're asking for advice on 4chan, you're already too far gone.
>>677592119
lubricate anus
You're this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamoy_Thipyaso
>Prison sentence of 141,078 years
>>677592726
>got out after 8
>>677592571
yea but the police cant immediately do anything can they? Doesn't an investigation on a federal level have to take place first to even determine if i am guilty of anything?
One would think that a man cannot be arrested for say-so like this until proof has been met.
>>677592119
Dude. Youre fucked bigtime. Theres few things people get angrier about than money. They care about it more than their beliefs, family, children, and own actual lives at times. You need to grab a chunk of that money, and use it to dissappear to some tiny po-dunk villiage on an island in some backwater part of the Pacific. Youre beyond fucked.
>>677593071
Local authorities have access to NSA data now
>>677593071
You can be arrested based on suspicion. The investigation occurs while you are awaiting trial. You await trial in jail unless bail is posted.
Did you really steal from people without understanding how the law works if you got caught?
>>677593502
>>677593171
It's been about 8 hours since i got the txt, no cops or anything around my house. All they have is my name and phone number, they think i live in another town, another town that has my current address in the courts. I am fearfull as i should be, but if this one person has been effected by under $400 in loss, will they really dig into me?
Ive done it to countless people and nobody knows who it was, but i slipped up one time due to how easy its been, and i recieved the txt.
>>677593071
no matter what, do not admit to anything that is possibly illegal. lawyer up asap.... even before you even are contacted by police. you have to get a head of all this before it even gets to you.
>>677593852
How much have you stolen?
>>677593852
Man i cant believe im feeling bad for such a scumbag. Look, risk nothing. Dont take chances. The US legal system can be clumsy but the moment they have reason to look at you, theyll rape your ass. Take no chances. Disappear. NOW.
>>677593852
if you're going to be raided they will turn your gas off before kicking in your door
>>677593852
if you don't have a passport, then you're fucked.
>>677593972
from the account i was recieving a txt from, the only one that caught me? $400.
Altogether, $18,000
>>677594185
what did u do to slip up?
>>677593972
This please
>>677594185
This conversation will be used a evidence if they dig it up, you do know that, don't you OP?
>>677593852
Cops wouldn't text you, you'd get a phone call, someone is scamming you
>>677594240
I did not use a VPN/VPS service for this one, i may have forgotten to remove my phone number from the verification settings on paypal due to my online phone service acting up, i honestly dont know.
>>677594291
no i got a phone call, then a txt, both from the woman whos shit i stole.
>>677592119
How did they get your name and number?
Did you do anything to disguise yourself?
>>677594185
Rip hope the authorities see this msg and use it as evidence lol
>>677594511
Shit shit shit shit shit shit I did not use my VPN service.
use the 18k to gtfo by car
Can't i just destroy my harddrive?
18k no passport. lol
Kek someone should get this fucker's IP and report him for some reward money
>>677594641
isnt that obstruction of justice? destruction of evidence?
>>677594641
It might slow down an investigation. But, there will be logs on servers all over. you'd have to destroy them too and you can actually be charged with destroying evidence.
>>677593852
Here's what you do.
Call a lawyer before a lawyer calls you.
Drain all your bank accounts, put that physical cash money in a jar and bury that shit where no one will find it except you.
Baleet everything. And don't just factory restore or wipe, destroy anything that was ever involved in anything illegal you've done. Routers, computers, cell phones, modems. If you have even the slightest doubt, wreak it, burn the pieces and scatter the ashes.
Do what your lawyer tells you, and don't say a fucking word they don't specifically instruct you to say. If you end up being interrogated, find a spot on the wall and stare at it and don't say a fucking thing unless your lawyer is telling you, and then you say what your lawyer says verbatim.
>>677594641
That would be your first step, but it's not enough to save you on its own. Completely submerse it in hot water for 10 to 15 minutes, your bathtub would work well but do whatever it takes.
If it was me you stole from I would track you down and make you wish I'd killed you. I beat a person almost to death for breaking into my truck. One of my friends cut a guy's finger off for stealing from him.
>>677594185
Tell us all how to do this. Let us get on board.
>>677594807
just make a nice big fire, grab a sledgehammer and go nuts. throw the ash off a cliff
>>677594952
Cool story bro
Fucking fag
>>677595002
it phishing you dipshit
>>677594790
this except talk to an attorney before doing any of those other things.
I fucked up laptop and/or other electronics would likely be used against you..plus it makes you look guilty as hell.
>>677592119
You're an American? Find a rope and something nice and sturdy over your head to tie it to. Trust me, it'll be better to take the easy way out now than what's going to happen to you in prison.
OP. Security analyst here. Wipe EVERYTHING.
>>677594766
Checked
>>677594291
A cop texted me once.
"Hello, anonymous. This is Officer McDuff with the Missippi Police. Can you please come to the station?"
>>677594952
Haha, epic! I regret that I have only this one upboat to give you, my good sir!
>>677595111
Lots of niggas in prison who like to fuck lil white boys like you OP. Or just bash you you for fun
this thread
>>677594790
This isn't bad advice.
Although you're probably still going to end up doing some time with this plan.
At least when you get out you have all the cash you can come dig up, and put it all behind you.
Honestly your best bet is to get all your money in cash, and dip state. Stay away from cheap motels as (at least in the US) they typically have deal with police departments where they send a copy of their residents to the police nightly, and they check for warrant. You will be woken with a police squad, and a patty wagon at your motel door.
You could probably live on the run fairly comfortably with 18,000$ for around a year, or so. You're going to have to make a plan for the rest of your life in that time frame tho
These are pretty much your two options at this point. Either way get that money in cash asap before the police lock your accounts, because they will be doing that.
>>677595096
The only thing that remains to tie a person to a crime like if the actual, physical computer and other data storage is destroyed is IP addresses and server logs, and if OP isn't a complete asshole he'll have been doing all this on public wi-fi at a Starbucks across town.
If he was doing it at home on his own network, he's fucked three ways 'til Sunday and there's no way he can save himself, might as well just enter a plea bargain and save himself court and attorney fees.
>>677595002
copy the html of a fb login page.
Get a free domain hosting server like 000webhost
make fake fb page as a hot girl
join adding groups, gain 1k+ friends.
have alot of pictures, tons.
join yard sale pages on fb, swap shop pages, ect.
post what u are "selling" with a link to your phished page and tell them they have to view the pictures of the item there.
Collect email and pw logins for their facebook accs.
Most people are more retarded than myself, and use the same password and email for everything.
Go to paypal, select login and forgot password.
Enter the email, if it gives you a verifcation page, you're good to go. Try to log in the the same info, if it doesnt work, get into their emails and reset the Password.
take the money and send to a fake paypal account you made, buy email delivery gift cards or gamestop cards, buy games / items with those cards, resell on the same pages where you phished accounts.
Best for noobs to use Z-shadow.co to phish easily, and cyberghost for VPS.
>>677592726
and served only 8
>>677594766
Meh, only if you destroyed it because you knew you were sestroying evidence. Not if you are just a tard who does that kind of shit.
>>677595338
how much dick do you suck on daily basis?
>>677595338
>having this gif on your computer
Found the newfag
>>677595036
Steal from me and find out how much of a fag I am. I use violence as a first resort generally speaking.
>>677595382
You're a sad man.
>>677595470
$5 and you can find out yourself, stud ;^)
>>677595533
>hurr durr I'm tough but really just a tall fat guy
>>677592119
OP, if you're still here then just put on an oculus rift and escape to the virtual world... the police can't follow you there.......
>>677595640
in all honesty tho.
How long do i have before they get here? They placed the report last night.
>be me
>dating gf for 4 years
>gfs mom takes me in
>always says she wants to make me a better person and a man
>one day siting around with fam
>you're going to make me a man today arent you anons girlfriends mom
>awkward silence
>anon please don't say things like that to me anymore
>break up with gf. never talk to her again.
>>677595731
They have to gather enough evidence first to see if they have a chance at conviction.
I'd for starters stop posting everything you did on here unless you have a VPN.
>>677595766
cool story bro, but I fail to see what relevance it has here.
>>677595891
but i'm anomolous and page 11 is a magic black hole.
>>677592119
linked this thread to feds you fucked now boy
>>677595731
People are just fucking with you, don't worry. The police don't give a shit about online fraud. You've got weeks before anything even shows up in your mail, let alone cops knocking at your door. And even if worse comes to worse and they do demand your computer, you're not going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison unless you have other shit on your hard drive you're not telling us about.
>>677594641
You know what youre a fucking retard. I hope you get caught.
>>677595986
This better be fucking bait
>>677595731
Lawfag here
They aren't going to bust down your door with a swat team OP. All you did was some basic identity fraud, what they are going to do is start an investigation.
By the time you hear from the police (or most likely the feds since 10k+) it will already be too late. They tend to only make contact in these situations if they have something to hit you with that will stick.
>>677595914
The relevance is that this retard is a more valuable member of society than idiot OP.
>>677594185
400 is in felony range. Enjoy federal prison, you pocket holding bitch.
>>677596083
>>677596083
it's already been said, peter parrot. Go fuck off back to class you baby back bitch.
>>677596026
i mean i do shit like this on the FB accounts i get, so idk.
>>677594378
>scamming over $18,000 using home internet collection
wew lad
opsec is the most important when doing illegal shit like this
>be me
>itching my asshole a couple seconds ago
>sweaty
>start getting the nails going
>hear an awful scrape sound
>ripped open my asshole
>>677596347
pics pls
>>677596192
You have to commit a federal offense to be put in federal prison.
Not just a felony..
>>677595382
thats so sad and scummy, i hope you get the aidscock in prison
>>677596279
I chuckled, but still, you're probably right.
>>677596475
aidscock is for life. friends are forever.
>>677595338
Misuse of meme log off now
>>677592119
>>677594417
how tf did they get your name and number let alone a girl who was stupid enough to fall for your scam?
>>677593852
>>677592119
OP, I done the same thing overseas and I stole over 1000
look. delete the phishing sites, remove any allegations, any evidence on your computer of anything. remove them.
If police show up, deny, deny and deny.
also never give passwords for anything, maybe only the pc itself but that's a last resort.
>>677595382
Sounds legit man
>>677596347
it's called scratching not itching you disgusting unsanitary fuck.
>>677596279
How often do people fall for these? There's a chick I've been dying to get nudes of for years
>>677596347
>>677596400
Please respond.
>>677596687
why are you so mad? I work at Arby's, nobody even notices when I itch my asshole in the bathroom and don't wash my hands.
>>677596570
i really dont know how they got my name. My number i can understand though, as i had used it to verify paypal access and forgot to remove it before she recovered her account.
In all honesty, i think im going to turn myself in.
Ive spent a little bit in jail, its not horrible, maybe they will take it easy on me if i confess and just give me a few years.
>>677595533
Shut the fuck up pussy you don't do shit
>>677596752
>>677596848
Are you fucking gay?
>>677596717
it can work 100% of the time if you have the right bait. Convince her its a calendar photoshoot and she has to register for it, or some stupid shit like "please vote for me blah blah click this link"
>>677592119
Full defence mode.
Anything remotely incriminating destroy.
Burn paper documents
Magnet phones then smash then drop into random bin
remote wipe every web server, then give up the domain.
It goes without saying but just incase you are a fuckwit, destroy means actual destruction of disks
Just follow the DoD's protocol for data destruction
give him back his 400$ faggot
how will you make money after you get out of jail as a felon?
>>677597073
well, its going to force me to do it again if i am marked as a felon. that or drug dealing, male prostitution, construction, idk
>>677596848
I'm sure you will find a nice daddy that will treat you good
ironic you did this to get currency and now you will be used as currency by niggers
>>677596976
Do you have experience phishing? I don't suppose you'd be willing to help me out?
>>677596848
uhhhh...no.
found this in a hacked acc
>>677597238
You watch too much crime drama you basement dwelling faggot
>>677592119
>>677593852
i hope they catch you, u lazy fuck.
Remember hands up dont shoot.
>>677597310
with the situation im in? i cannot.
Just go to z-shadow.co or youtube a tutorial.
>>677596800
if you don't know the difference between itch and scratch, that explains your employment and anyone who actively eats at Arby's deserve your unsanitary ways because that also is basically asshole meat put in a sandwich, get your shit together and go to community college and become a useful person to society.
>>677596848
>Maybe they will take it easy on me
That's not how the criminal justice system works.
You're an identity thief. There will be no taking it easy on you. If you turn yourself in you're simply making their job easier. That's it.
Turning yourself in is literally the worst decision you can make here.
Poor fag
Op buy me fallout 4 on steam?
>>677597416
>z-shadow.co
Aw that's a shame but appreciate the advice.
What's Z-shadow? Like a phishing forum?
>>677597000
>>677597693
nah a website that does the phising for you
>>677597435
I went to MIT. Sorry I don't fucking go around using proper itch vs scratch you fucking pseudo intellectual. Way to fall for my arby's bullshit and fake asshole bleeding story. Fuck.
>>677597808
sounds like a honey trap
>>677592119
fucking kek a guy i worked with a nerdy ginger did the same shit, and bragged about it to me at work all the time at lunch. he got the same thing the cops texted then kept calling him. then showed up to his house 3 weeks later and was arrested. he got 7 months and 100 hrs of public service, he works with me gain but in a lower level of the factory, not to mention that shit on his record forever. i live in canada so it might end up diffrent for u you op. fucking kek good luck op.
>>677594952
Sureeeee
>>677597973
also that ginger didnt scam 18,000 its was like 4,600.
>>677597973
OP here, i need the name of that goddess. need me a nice 3 week fap session to her implant ass.
>>677597921
>MIT
>proper itch vs scratch
>suddenly a fake story
>butthurt because cry for attention is ruined by a poor choice of words
Three options
1. An hero
2 Turn yourself in
3 Grab sks and goinnawoods.
Take the 18k and buy an array of dildos of increasing size. Might as well start stretching your anus out slowly now so Tyrone doesn't just rip it all in one dry thrust. The good news is that all the blood will provide some lube if you decide to take the second option. Tldr, you're fucked.
>>677592119
>>receive txt with my full name, alerting me that the police have been called.
lawyer up
SAY nothing to the police at all without legal advice (most people get fucked there).
destroy all harddrives ASAP
or take all your computers and electrical stuff out of the house, phone police say niggers did it.
there goes evidence.
>humble pie.
>>677598529
haha you really believe I was itching my asshole and cut it open? I do go to MIT. Nothing to prove to you. Literally if you get upset over the use of itch vs scratch, you problably did go to community college. As I said, you are a pseudo intellectual, and not somebody who should pride themselves on any actual ability. That's fine with me. I'm happy where I am.
>>677592119
Text back the number offering a bribe. That'll buy you time to flee the country.
>>677593502
if the police were coming for him, they would have already broken down the door and taken the computers.
alternative theory, they have him under watch, feds more likely. building case. someone txted him either to fuck with him or for lolz
weird for that to happen so quickly.
either way time to wipe some drives and install linux
burn your house down in a fake suicide, go to mexico.
>>677598354
her names dolly castro. ass is actually real her tits are fake ,she columbian.
also op wasn't trying to scare u, i look up to you to have the balls to do what u do. i still think ur fucked and if anything if u are not actually lying about all this u will be at least going to be talking to some police offers very soon.
>>677598977
Cool fact, trump's proposed wall isn't just to keep mexicunts out, it is to stop americunts from escaping too.
An hero before you get arrested, turn on the gas and blow your house up.
>>677598728
>butthurt for ruining a shitty literal butthurt story.
Mission Accomplished.
Now use that MIT learning power and help OP with his shitstorm if your not suddenly a " pseudo intellectual " as well.
>>677599166
That's all you bro. I'm going for theoretical physics, not law, or ELE.
>>677597953
shit should i have not registered
>>677592119
The police wouldn't text you otherwise you'd just scrub any evidence and get the fuck out of there.
Grow up 0/10 thread OP
>>677599328
did you give your number?
van needs it to warn you with a txt.
I remember one time in high school, we built a wooden ship using old deckboard we found around the atrium. I remember this girl, Cathy, her tits were swinging everytime she heaved her body to thrust that big mallet we had to use.
Anyway, one day Cathy is swinging and she misses the boat and hits her thumb. She starts crying in pain. She texts the principle and tells him she's going to call the cops.
This doesn't go down well with the principle. He goes around and starts talking to us about what happened and shit. Ends up spinning a story that Cathy actually was sexually assaulting midgets and they hit her with a sledgehammer to get away.
I don't know, just a thought.
>>677599125
Run before wall
>>677594185
Why are you admitting to the crime here? Are you retarded?
>>677592119
You dun goofed. Enjoy getting raped in prison you fucking nigger.
>>677599460
kek
no but i was curious so i put in a throwaway e-mailed, used a different password that i normally do, etc.
i'm just worried they're gonna track my IP and monitor me or something if it is a honeypot. but maybe i'm just being paranoid
i get all anxious when i'm hungover, so please don't troll :(
>>677593071
you've literally just posted online telling em what you been doin, ayyyyy
>>677599638
YEAH!
>>677599166
well shit, can't even bullshit this one....he's fucked. that's why I was fucking with you.
have a good one at theoretical physics, we need more Michio Kaku's in the world that go on /b/
>>677594291
I've been texted to the police before. Weird thing is it showed up as a text from myself.
>>677599680
it was just a simulation to see the consequences if i decided to actually do this. So far i havent touched a penny.
>>677599860
Thanks I think.
>>677599638
????
>>677599860
It's actually a pretty lucrative subject to study. I completed my undergraduate degree at PennU and am doing my PhD at MIT.
>>677599973
it's all in good fun.
OP why aren't you at-least at the airport by now?
>>677599638
W..what? I think you just had a stroke anon.
>>677594790
>Hey OP here's what you do.
>If they know your phone number, you're obviously indictable for at least one crime, possibly many.
>You should add spoliation of evidence to the list, just to give them cause to increase your sentence.
Idiots.
>>677600501
We had a lot of mute midgets at my school.
Just an hero you kike bastard
>>677600549
>Do what your lawyer tells you
That's my favourite part, because it contradicts the rest of the post.
No good lawyer is going to ask you to destroy evidence after you've been caught.
Fake story because the cops don't email you saying they're going to arrest you dipshit
>>677599814
>archived
>>677600549
>>677600679
You're not very smart are you? Have you always typed incoherent sentences?
>>677592119
why you still posting nigger get the fuck out now.
this aint 1995, you aint jonny lee miller, GTFO
>>677595243
> Hello anonymous
> Officer McDuff
obviously fake
>>677600840
What's incoherent about it, idiot?
Maybe it's incoherent to you because you're giving legal advice based on something you saw in a Hollywood film.
Let me make it simple for you with the court transcript that would follow if OP took your advice.
Prosecutor: While we have reason to believe the defendant was guilty of fraud when we arrived to collect the evidence it was destroyed.
Judge/Jury: Oh? Okay. So whether we can convict you of any fraud is irrelevant, you're guilty of spoliation.
>>677597000
>magnet phones
What the fuck are you talking about?
Also, checked
>>677600999
That's exactly what I thought when I got the message. So I called the police and sure enough it was legit. I owed money for parking violation.
>>677592119
Be a fucking adult. Stop phishing, stop stealing money. If the police come, serve your time and grow the fuck up in jail.
>>677601107
Your post doesn't make sense when read. It might make sense to you because you wrote it, but to us it's literally jibber jabber. Nobody is talking about hollywood.
>You should add spoliation of evidence to the list, just to give them cause to increase your sentence.
followed by
idiots.
and then
>Do what your lawyer tells you
doesn't make sense to me.
is that thing melting?
>>677601333
It doesn't make sense to you because you're lacking the necessary comprehension skills.
Here's the ultra simpleton version for legitimate, pathological, retards: Destroying evidence is a crime. Even if the evidence is destroyed to such a point that they can't convict you of the crime the evidence was related to, the fact that you destroyed the evidence is a crime in and of itself.
>>677601107
>You should add spoliation of evidence to the list to make your sentance longer
>your lawyer will tell you not to destroy evidence
hurr durrr you're a fucking idiot.
>>677601498
Okay your list is retarded. Your advice changes from (sarcasm?) to legit advice.
Not even sure how you can be defending this. Nobody would be able to tell which point you're trying to get across.
you told him to destroy evidence and then told him btw this other point contradicts this point.
You're retarded.
>>677601517
Nice comprehension skills retard.
I'm saying, pretty obviously and consistently, that destroying evidence is a bad idea.
A lawyer who knows spoliation is a crime, and who knows advising his client to commit a crime could ultimately lead to his disbarment, will not tell you to destroy evidence.
Seriously, you have no idea what you're talking about
>>677601498
They'd have to prove intent. But, okay Mr. Big Boss.
>>677601633
Oh, wow, you do understand that the green text is what you're implicating?
The feature is 4chans version of quoting. So I'm mocking you in greentext.
You failed to comprehend it because you're stupid and a newfag.
>>677594641
Technically it's not destroying evidence until he's been notified of an investigation by a law enforcement official. Until then, you're just destroying your own property.
>>677601696
I'm just trying to fucking figure out what you're saying. I'm not even agreeing or disagreeing with you, just telling you too learn how to get your fucking ideas across.
>>677601847
You wrote the entire thing in fucking greentext and then wrote your own point in greentext afterwards. You're a fucking idiot.
>>677601869
>>677601800
"The spoliation inference is a negative evidentiary inference that a finder of fact can draw from a party's destruction of a document or thing that is relevant to an ongoing or reasonably foreseeable civil or criminal proceeding: the finder of fact can review all evidence uncovered in as strong a light as possible against the spoliator and in favor of the opposing party."
Keep going you spastics.
>>677601928
I didn't, you're just stupid.
>>677601945
They have to prove intent still.
Intent needs to be proved in every criminal proceeding. That's just a fact.
>>677593216
>only on infowars.faggot
>>677601997
Are you fucking new to 4chan or something? You use greentext like a tiawana hooker.
You should change your name to 4chin you fucking fat fuck.
>>677601945
If I can prove that my client didn't intend to get rid of evidence, for instance. He gave his computer to a family friend and wiped the hard drive before doing so as a precautionary measure to protect his identity, I could get him off.
>>677601869
>>677601800
>See, the thing is, even though I know on some level that the law is designed to protect people and serve justice, and that there are even 'crimes against the spirit' that prevent possibly active loopholes from being exploited, I think that loopholes exist that will allow the obviously guilty to get away with crimes.
>>677602066
How would they prove intent? Perhaps, I dunno, by showing that the defendant destroyed the evidence thoroughly and dramatically at great cost to himself unless he was guilty?
>>677601155
Taking a big ass fucking magnet and wiping the magnetic data.
Also checked
>>677602273
>And don't just factory restore or wipe, destroy anything that was ever involved in anything illegal you've done.
>>677602273
but he received messages telling him he was having the police called on him?
>>677601155
You hit cell phones or other mobile devices with a heavy dose of magnetization and it wipes them entirely. Alternatively some people choose to microwave them.
>>677602358
It stopped working so I wrecked it.
Is that a crime officer.
>>677594185
mfw when I work 40 hours a week and only bring home $15k and this criminal dude's making more than me.
>>677602434
Microwaves are not remotely save, plus I don't know if that would work
>>677602358
Well it's a good point. Given specific circumstances one could "get rid of evidence" and still be well within their rights if they did not intend to get rid of evidence.
What if that subway guys wife got rid of their computer a week before the raid because she had no idea what was happening? Would she be implicated?
>>677602283
It's not a "loophole" it's sometihng that protects the rights of all americans, which sometimes works in the favour of the guilty.
>>677595533
Brian, go away. Can't wait until weed is legal and faggots like this get their ass beat on the regular.
>>677602521
Apply at some casinos or hotels.
>>677601696
destroying evidence is only a bad idea IF HE GETS CAUGHT DOING IT. It's easy to make the stuff disappear without a trace
>Well where did your computer go? Idk some one must have stole it.
Problem solved
How fucking retarded are you?
1, this seems like a shitton of social engineering work to do with modest reward and moderate risk, especially when compared to getting an actual job.
2, would reformatting your computer because its running slowly now be considered destruction of evidence? Not buying new drives and smashing the platters, but just a simple (after running dban) clean reinstall to get things running smoothly?
>>677603092
find a live CD that contains nothing but a HDD wipe tool. I am sure they exist. DoD whip the fuckers format then reinstall. It will just look like overwritten bits
>>677603092
as for part 2 im thinking the same, just wipe drives until they can't be recovered or get new ones while getting rid of the old ones. You're just upgrading, nothing wrong with it.
>>677599860
>we need more Michio Kaku's
No we don't. He's the Clown Prince of physics these days.
>>677592119
if the police had actually been alerted they wouldnt tell you.
>>677601107
>you're guilty of spoliation
l2law
You're only destroying evidence after it's considered evidence by the gov't. People throw out things all the time. Destroying things in advance of a charge is just fine.
Why would they send a text? Seems like someone is just fucking with you but you're a dick so I hope it's actually the pilicw
>>677603811
This.
The last thing the police are going to do is tip you off so you can destroy evidence/make a run for it.
>>677597368
ROFL BRO IF UR GONNA JUST TURN URSELF IN CAN U DUMP STUPID STUFF U FOUND IN HAVKED ACCTS?
>>677604408
sure
>>677604408
this ended up getting 601 shares before it was removed.
>>677604781
top fucking lel
>>677604408
>>677595356
>patty wagon
In America they arrest people in burger vans?
>>677604408
he ended up getting arrested for child molestation attempts
>>677604408
i loved this
>>677605084
ROFL WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS NONSENSE??? I GUESS THESE ARE THE TYPE OF PEIPPLE WHO GET THEIR EMAILS PHISHED JESUS CHRIST. PUT A WHOLE ALBUM ON IMGUR?? ALSO IM TALKING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOS :^))))]))
>>677605337
i would but the pics are all over different folders. ill do a dump before i wreck my pc
Eat shit Ben
>>677605600
its already been reported by 601 people lol. hes served time for this.
>>677605688
You're saying that past tense. Did he get out?
>>677605759
probably. no one gives a fuck about killing a dog. he probably just did a little time for doing it the cruel way (animal cruelty)
>>677605759
yea he got out somehow
>>677606295
You obviously aren't in the US. A guy in my hometown did 5 years for shooting a cat with his bow. Mi just past an animal cruelty database law too
>>677606563
*passed. Niggerfaggot autocorrect
>>677606563
they had no proof he did it other than a fb post and his acc was hacked.
Thats a dog head i got from a gore thread here dude lol
>>677594952
I break into vehicles all the time. I've been caught 2 times. Both times I beat the fuck out of the owners. I love when people try to stop me from stealing. I get to beat the fuck out of them.. and steal thier shit. Hahahahahaha
>>677595533
No one cares faggpt
>>677599298
Why do physicists act like they care about principle bundles when really all they work with are the associated vector bundles?
>>677607017
>"Jimmy your tendies are ready"
>>677607017
You are a nigger, or trying way too hard.
Both is disgusting.
pic related
>>677597236
>constructionthats what I did. They're all felons. I thought the work would suck but it's really rewarding building a home from scratch and seeing it in its final form
>>677592726
>guy
>>677599638
>principle
Into le garbage
>>677597921
Love you
>>677600134
Hey my friend did the same. He's literally like a genius. Hes very odd socially but that guys gunna discover a cure for OPs aids one day.
