Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Syndra claimed.
>>677590775
Holo
Claimed
Shinoa Claimed
Also here's one of my favorite mashups because it shouldn't be good but it do Waifu claiming thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7tdIGE-dCs
>>677590899
>waifu claiming thread.
When did I type that lmao.
>>677590899
Not bad
https://youtu.be/41BP-0FnzeQ
>posting one of my favorite mgsv related songs
Welp...
I'm gonna go sleep for about 2-3 hours.
Cya
>>677591220
so sup with the syndra thing
Claimed
>>677590899
The bass!
>>677590775
What do you do if both you and your friend have the same waifu? I dont want to fight, but he cant just tell me that ny waifu is his, granted that I hadnt told him of her before.
>>677591220
Holy shit that first scene. That one fucked me up a bit because I guess it was hard for me to kill my own soldiers
>>677591264
Goodnight!
>>677591314
Me and Shinoa Bro get along well even with the same waifu.
>>677591067
Howdy. You feelin better?
claimed
Claiming
>>677590090
For good health and prosperity! Tonights my last night of spring break so I'm tryna make a night of it
>>677590357
I can't wait either, now that I know what I want to do, the hard part is finding a place to do it, because my backyard wont cut it haha
>>677590619
Dont let nothin bring you down!
>>677591067
Hows it goin friendo?
>>677591264
Cya
>>677591281
Uhh?
>>677590899
That remix sucks. Also boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtj-2qnTXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u2RoloKRnQ
>>677591067
Feelin' better? I hope so.
>>677590906
>Lobco
my nigga
claiming the GOAT of all yandere
>>677591470
im just scared of syndra
>>677591469
Heck yeah!
>>677591474
Not for everyone I suppose. Also never understood why people use anyone but Boss then again I like Venom Snake/BB alot.
Inaba Tewi claimed
Hatsuzuki claiming Homura.
>>677591264
Night Korbo.
>>677591469
^-^ this made my night.. thank you.
>>677591478
Sooo what is your name again?
>>677591741
Oh.
And claiming the boat.
>>677591478
Jaja nice.
>>677591404
>>677591469
>>677591508
Not great, but I don't want to dwell on it like always in these threads.
>>677591787
It's DD
>>677592012
heya kirino!
>>677591871
Hi Megumin!
(Oh, it's me, Chara, due to some jerk using my pics, I had to change waifu)
>>677591801
Usa usa usa!
>>677592066
>>677591918
Megumin of the Crimson Demons! I can give you more examples if you need them? lol
>>677591937
>>677591841
Heya!
>>677592012
That's a good mindset to have about it.
>>677592012
Alright but I'll say it a thousand time if I gotta: we're here if you need to talk about something. Just want everyone here to feel happy.
>>677592216
Oh hey there! Good to see you :)
>>677592216
Hey Mizuki
>>677592241
Shure
>>677592383
How was your day?
>>677592401
Sup Syndra? Everything alright?
I slept well.
>>677592367
Agreed!
Hypno waifu is the best waifu!
>>677592241
Hello Megu-chan. I'm glad to see you. I hope it's not too late for you already, but it must be night now (or worse)?
Just take it easy, don't let the bullying get to you...
but I really just meant to say I hope next time we meet time doesn't need to bother either of us.
I probably won't talk much, I'll just stick to lurking.
>Even though I want to talk
>>677592401
>It's all in japanese so scratch that. But I'll do what I can to help you remember the name!
>>677592511
It's been full of ups and downs, Just want things to wind down so I can relax..
>>677592663
It's almost 2 am here so I'll be here another 4 or so hours probablySo time is no issue to me :)
>hugs
>>677592906
Don't you dare ignoring me!
You can always talk to me!
Did you think about my offer yet?
It's 2 over here and I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule. I'll be on tomorrow probably. good night guys.
Fuck MGS V crashed again!
>>677592906
You're such a tease.
>>677592945
Oh, that's cool. I think we'll have some time to chat then. But I have some work to do right now, it will be a bit.
I'll check in occasionally, though, as time allows.
>>677592511
Everything is alright, just having lunch.
>>677592945
Ok [insert name here]
>>677593057
Good night!
>>677593108
Rip
>>677593057
Night night!
>>677593108
Please don't murder anyone.... Please?
>>677591782
Yeah! but im pretty much out of rum, all I have left is a couple shots of Jaeger and some white wine if my dad and brother in law dont drink it, such a predicament
>>677591871
No problem! Im glad I have someone to make an explosion for
>>677591937
So whats the boat all aboot? Whats she from?
>>677592906
If you wanna talk then talk brotha, its up to others whether or not they wanna listen, and ill tell you right now Im down to listen
>>677593057
Goodnight!
>>677593176
Nooo. >~< what will I do if I need my boat? :(
I'm joking, you're fine :) just don't forget to say hi when you can okay?
>>677593183
I should have seen that coming.
>
>>677593472
I'm so excited! I can feel the heat already~
>>677593183
This some sort of passive aggressiveness, uhh... what was your name again?
You're so easy to forget, it's like you're not here some times. So sorry!
>>677593472
Half way through my drink, nice and slowly. Go for it, it's your night!
>>677593482
Its ok Meguwho ill learn it one day
>>677593808
Where's the humanity!?
>>677593929
Syndra? More like....... shut up...
>>677593929
>strokes my body pellow
>its ok syndra we got this bitch
>tips my fedora and shitposts harder
>>677594064
Actually made me chuckle
my wifu ^^
>>677594028
It ended when the game crashed on exit.
wew lad finally it's getting spring
>oh wait
>>677593472
Hatsuzuki from KanColle. All the boatgirls are.
>>677593482
Just Hi?
Hi.
>>677592945
Do tell
>>677593183
good lunch!
>>677593017
Really, really sorry, but I don't necessarily remember you. I remember you giving me that offer, but before that, I don't really know.
>>677593176
Okay.
>>677593472
I always do the same thing in these threads, I and I know it must get annoying for you guys to listen to me, I know.
>>677592012
s a d b o y s
>>677592216
stop talking about me.
>he says he doesn't care
>ends up whining to everyone about me
>>677594434
Welcome back bait-kun
>>677594437
Thanks.
>>677594300
Jesus!
>>677594548
so you just stick around for the banter?
>>677594523
he is Susu you dweeb
you should add him on steam so you both loners have someone to speak everytime
>>677594523
Eh, no worries Kirino. I was also the guy who claimed Chara
>>677594548
Sup Chen? You doing okay?
>>677594064
Yus! :3
>>677594391
No not just hi!
>omgwhatareyoudoing.png
Come love me :(
>>677594437
hmmm.. well work was super busy but a stranger bought my coffee for me which was super nice of him/her and then when I got home I was greeted by my cat kneeding and poking tons of holes throughout more than half of my bras while I was away because I oleft them out to see which ones I was going to keep. Luckily because he did that it was easier to pick I guess lol. Then I tried to play gta with a friend but her game wasn't working so I just called it a day and here I am :p
>>677594523
We want you to be happy. That's all.
>>677594786
>mfw can't play GTA since game doesn't work
why live?
Besides that your day seems to be going rather well or at least okay
>>677594767
Hi there cutie
You should claim back chara
I'm sorry for bullying you, we should get along
>>677594702
no
>>677594523
I'm not very good with this sort of thing...
youtu.be/0XlaiTKIXqs
I don't think there's anybody here who doesn't want you to talk.
Except TrollChen maybe.
>>677594786
>loves you
l-lewd
>>677593856
I can appreciate the nice and slow, but tonight doesn't call for that, luckily my school schedule for tomorrow doesn't start till late so I can go hard right now
>>677593700
Im excited too, I wanna see what I make in action
>>677594064
Got some next level insults here haha
>>677594391
Nice, Ill have to check that out, do you have any gifs from the show or is it more of a fan made thing?
>>677594523
>I and I
What are you Jamaican now? lol, I know I've only been here a week, but from what I've seen the people who talk to you actually like to hear what youve been up too, for better or for worse. So don't feel bad for feelin man, in the end were all anonymous weebs posting so go for it!
>>677594434
Bait, our friend!
>>677595043
I'm not a troll
>>677595025
I still doubt your motives, but I wanted to apologize. I was being a severe dick to you.
Was probably a mix of me being tired, having to deal with my brother and then getting made fun of.
That feel when you rant on your local news facebook page.
>>677594972
I know right? I was so sad I really wanted to play it too :/
But yeah I left out a lot of the small bad stuff because in all honesty the less I bring them up and think about them the easier it is to put myself in a better mood.
>>677595043
>Hug tackles
Loooove~
>>677595154
I don't mean to say that. But someone has been doing it. Not like it bothers me, the statement just felt more complete with an exception.
>hug honk
>>677595054
So are you going to record it and convert it to a webm or?
>>677595165
Is ok dude, is my fault anyway.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Damit im having cheese nips withdraws. And im out of cigarettes.
>>677594434
>>677595130
Just lurking until my shift starts
>>677595269
I'm the jerk, but I am not a troll
probably you won't hug me anymore
>>677595232
You're a great hug. Nothing getting in the way :^)
I have to leave again for a bit.
>>677595232
That's a good idea in all honesty
>>677595448
If that's the case I'll claim Chara next thread. But as soon as you use my pics I'm back to being Mizuki.
>>677595543
you can come have some of my cigarettes but i don't keep cheese nips. those are bad for you, you need to look after your body.
>>677595169
Lovin' the sadistic pics!
>>677595579
wops meant to add >>677594434
>>677595643
im an idiot.
Cancer thread
>>677595591
I don't mind.
>you won't hug me anymore
Don't be so sure of that.
But now I'm off again.
>>677595705
marginally less so than trap threads.
>>677595609
Hmmph... I'm gonna take that as a compliment..
>>677595614
I think so too! :)
>>677595735
>slutfu
>>677595705
you missed your exit at a trap thread
>>677595054
Bombs away then!
>>677595283
I think thats what Im gonna do if its okay to post here just the once
>>677595543
Wish I had some cheese nips as well, I'm hungry af
>>677595705
Thats actually a pretty funny pic, Im gonna save it
>>677595858
Yes sir!
>>677595622
You have reds i only smoke reds? I just want a snack is all.
>>677595627
Thanks
>>677594767
Ah, sorry about that, I didn't recognise you because of the different waifu
>>677595614
I won't.
>>677595735
ok
535am and bored woot.
>>677595966
I can't wait to see it! Also if it's that big of a deal to people I can just give you my number or email or something so you can send it to me :)
>>677596490
don't you have stuff to do today?
>>677595755
nice dubs!
>>677596228
No probs. Was rather chaotic yesterday
>>677596321
Well then, let's see
>>677596590
Not till about 5pm. Gonna sell some rims.
>>677596490
Saved. 4:42a.m.
>>677596906
2:40 A.M
The party don't stop.
>>677596490
12:40 here
>>677597043
pm*
>>677596977
>nice dubs
11:44 am the party never stopped!
>>677596610
sure thing
>>677597043
Where are you from again?
>>677596977
And I'm happy about that!
>Make way for the Queen of dubs
Also I got a popcorn kernel stuck in between my teeth and omfg kill me.
>>677597414
I am too! :)
>>677597492
>>677597499
>dubs again
Megumin, chill
>>677595054
Sorry, I missed it the first time, still mostly afk.
I'm not in the show, not sure I'll be in the movie.
The official art is just two pictures.
>>677596321
I don't really know much about Chen beyond the fact she's from 2hu and enjoys honking,
but she's cute and many edits pretty funny.
>>677595755
You should.
>>677595797
I'm not doing anything 2lewd.
>and won't so easily
>>677597540
>>677597499
>>677596977
>>677595755
>>677593700
Chill with your fucking dubs
>>677597607
There is no chill. Only dubs.
>>677597722
And say hello to the Queen of dubs loyal bodyguard and favorite mode of transportation!
>Nice dubs
Also welcome back :) I still have this kernel stuck in my teeth ugh gonna kms
>>677597722
yeah
but I'm an asshole
>>677597855
Refer to>>677597902
<3
>>677597877
Checked yourself!
>>677597499 >>677597855
She transcended into dubs!
>>677598000
the checkening
These gets
Well...
I'm back
Them dubs
>>677597902
>missed dubs
>>677598000
>for trips
MEGUMIN!
>>677590775
I DEMAND 3D!
*claimed
http://www.tv2.no/thestream/auditions/entry/21740991
>>677597902
T-thanks. I'm not sure there is much I can do to help.
>>677597996
I don't really believe in cyber bullying.
>>677597855
>>677598000
whoa whoa whoa checkin' all dem numbers
>>677598375
I'd bully you if you know what i mean.
![watamote-tomoko[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YNTuO5e.jpg "watamote-tomoko[1].jpg")
>>677598375
bullying makes you strong
>>677598194
I'm not worthy....
>>677598000
>>677598131
>>677598153
>>677598175
>>677598194
>>677598256
>>677598502
THERE IS NO CHILL. ONLY GETS.
>>677598540
if you don't kill yourself over it
>>677598522
>>677598375
Ugh I know but still this sucks >~<
>>677598714
mhmmm
And people don't believe us when we say /waifu is actually a get thread.
>>677598900
>dubs again
this is officially a get thread now
>>677598714
>if you don't kill yourself over it
>>677598988
Checked
>>677591067
sheit I came here to post this
![watamote_tomoko_wallpaper_by_iceteaedwin-d74tytk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUnCjq8.jpg "watamote_tomoko_wallpaper_by_iceteaedwin-d74tytk[1].jpg")
>>677598988
nice
Ill just be over here with Korra
>>677599039
w-what? It's the truth. No matter how much you sugarcoat it.
>I still like to help people getting bullied or feeling down
clmd
>>677599039
what are you implying?
>>677599142
>coddling people who can't handle the bantz
you're just making them weak
>>677599023
The Queen of dubs is satisfied with the manner of which this is happening.
>>677599142
sauce?
>>677598511
You are quite bullyable yourself.
>somehow this sounds wrong
>>677598540
^_^
>>677598885
Maybe I can take your mind off it...
>>677598988
Hah
>checked
>>677599222
>trips
Manga: Boku Girl
>>677599222
Yeeesssss. Give me more gets.
>>677599245
I would absolutely love that right about now Tsuzu
~Megumin
>>677599148
nothing.
