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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
>>677588432
ahoy friendos
>>677588432
link me in
Why are IDs even gone?
>>677588761
Link you into what, fool?
>>677588777
Checked
>>677588761
Stuck In Kerikeri for a week...Anyone wana come get drunk
Dunners reporting, bruh
Boring day was boring. How was everyone elses?
>>677589201
shit day at work bein a wagecuck, typical monday.
Dunners reporting.
Gotta report in for the e-fame, right?
>>677589201
Hey mate. Day off, nothing doing?
>>677588567
anyone in Welly keen to get cucked by a yound bull let me know
>>677589579
Working beats nothing doing, every time
>>677589628
You know it, mate
Could have started an assessment but nah. What'd you do? Not much either?
Cuckland reporting. Boss made me start early today because he thought Australia had a different daylight savings but they don't. Do I missed an hour of sleeps.
>>677589628
>e-fame
No one in these threads have ever been or ever will be e-famous
>>677588839
He's the missing link. He must be an abo.
>>677589974
I'll have you know that my Youtube channel has over 4 subscribers.
Hello, boys!
>>677589668
as long as i can prep you
chch reporting in
Holy fuck my back is done.
>>677589201
fucking good mate
>>677589628
sup bb
hamilton reporting in folks
>>677590244
What you do Anon?
>>677589785
Seconding that fact, work kills time, and you get paid.
Anyway, fair cop. Sometimes it's just one of those days. Nah, nothing. Caught up on sleep.
>>677589974
Was taking the piss, mate. Anonymous fame? That's a stupid concept.
>>677590244
Greentext the epic fuck story, ow.
>>677590335
I'm a NEET that went to their first gig in like 8 years and died from getting too loose on the DF then walked through hagley park at 2am to get to ricc which took about 2 hours.
>>677589628
link me in to this tea pot party
>>677590604
Oh kek. I know who you is. Your first mistake was socialising.
I was at the beach hop it was pretty naff
>>677590742
I was forced to go. My boi-toy got me a ticked which was like $30. Would have felt like a real piece if I didn't go.
Getting chilly now. Time to dust off my hoodies.
>Christchurch
Here as always
>>677591030
>Getting chilly
Fucking finally.
>>677590971
I'll never forget the first time I was gig raped. Stay strong, anon. It's not your fault.
>>677591126
Agreed. As a ginger I welcome the winter.
>>677590427
Too right!
Yeah man, you know it. Sweet, mate
tfw u take a shit and yo anus is all puckered up like a volcano
>>677591284
Curry night?
>>677591308
na just a regular day in the life
>>677591149
Is there a support group I can go to? I need that in my life right now. I literally spent all day in bed.
>>677591228
Preach brethren!
>>677591375
You probably should look at changing your diet. You're not supposed to shit magma.
One of you fags explain to me why youse kept the flag
>>677591483
i meant its more like a minor prolapse, whats coming out is fine. but thanks for checkin up on me fa.m
>>677591465
There's a channel on tinycam devoted to rape survivors. Guys come in and fap trying to trigger us but we take the power back by laughing at them.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>677591647
>Youse
Because we're white
>>677591734
nzcam?
>>677591647
pleb government proposed the idea the wrong way
>>677591789
Where else?
>>677591804
What do you mean?
>>677591804
not to mention ugly flags
>>677591876
>>677591228
You and me both. We out here.
>>677591261
You back on the grind tomorrow or what?
>>677591993
kek
There's some windows on the campus here that work in the same way, but uni students get up to far more entertaining things in them
>>677591993
Why'd you delete it?
howdy y'all.
>>677591927
The first mistake was letting us design the flags.
>>677588432
Just 18 year old person doing a 420
>>677592134
>kek
>There's some windows on the campus here that work in the same way, but uni students get up to far more entertaining things in them
film it
>>677592229
how many r u gonna inject tonight bruv
>>677591993
Seems you accidentally deleted that. No worries though.
>>677592181
Whats with the tanks bro?
If this like a fetish thing?
Thought about world of tanks or something?
>>677591993
>>677592134
Image deleted. Describe it to me.
>>677592323
just ignore tank posts
>>677592300
I've managed 1.5 so far planning on another few perhaps
>>677592301
>>677592351
Oh. There's nothing there. I was hoping he was banging a taniwha or something.
>>677592181
tanks for the memories bro
>>677592374
they become really aggressive around midnight, usually in packs of 4 or 5
>>677592137
>>677592301
i felt creepy tbh
>>677592415
he was getting dressed but i wasnt fast enough
>>677592410
where u at?
>>677592433
It's only creepy if you take the pic from inside the apartment.
>>677592427
The mostly come at night...mostly
4chan meet up street fight when
woopwoop!
>>677592499
Upper Hutt my man
>>677592502
oh so thats y my sis keeps telling me to stop
>>677592508
>>677592323
It mixture of a fetish and admiration for the talent, the skill, the madness to build such machines. to master such machines.
That an i play WoT.
>>677592419
>>677592134
Yeah, man
Got stuff to work on too so should keep me busy
Plans for this week, or none?
>>677592508
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
>>677592515
>4chan meet up street fight when
When over half of nzg population is Maori.
>>677591919
kind of the way he chose the potential placement flags themselves and kind of how we got to decide amongst them. we were asked to pick a flag before deciding whether we wanted a new one, we should have voted on whether or not we wanted a new one and then get to vote on the flags. voting online so more options would be viable would have been ideal too but idk, that may have been impossible
That's me almost homeless, anyone gotta spare couch? will only stay a couple weeks and i'll do your house chores. 24m from uk
>>677592697
i feel like this isnt about the tank poster anymore
>>677592697
Game over man! Game over!
>>677592301
moray place
>>677592673
WoT is pretty comfy
the grind isn't though tbh
>>677592770
Got money?
>>677592770
On a scale of 1 to rapist where do you sit?
>>677592515
What, we doing some Warriors type of shit?
>>677592693
Ah, cool. Still on top of it though?
Nah, nothing doing. Actually, the rally is this weekend, should suss where I'm going!
>>677592904
its should be the suffering simulator.
but when pick related happens day is good.
>>677592953
1 being just the tip
>>677592770
Where you at nigga?
>>677592783
Is this going to be a stand up fight, sir, or another bughunt?
>>677592996
>all those badges
HNNNNGGG
>>677593151
just like one yam between the two of you? is that enough?
>>677593151
See
>>677592953
>>677593204
Yarn. You need to change your font.
>>677593124
it was better then that. i thought it was a loss happening. So i just went full retard.
>it worked out for the best.
>>677593151
Joshie prob will if you're qt
>>677592920
I'm waiting on a cheque, I suppose if you really wanted i could promise to give you some monies once I get that cheque, but you'll need faith because i'm expecting cheque in 2-3 weeks.
>>677592953
I will try very hard but I cannot promise that I will not molest.
>>677593025
Wellington
>>677592987
Yeah, I suppose so
Ah true, there's something to keep you busy for a bit
>>677592809
correct
>>677593386
I have a comfy garage in chch but not in welly, sorry hun.
>>677593438
Yeah, it'll be a good weekend. Only weekend of motorsport we really get here, gotta make the most of it!
obligatory nightly plug;
auckland blotters 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
>>677593554
Your garage does sound 10/10 would crash in tbh. Fucking carpeted garage man
>>677593635
Seconding this
these threads are shit now
>>677593386
Just saw the promise about molesting...wew g, you'll be on the street tonight.
>>677593611
I'd like to make a purchase anon
>>677593554
thats ok i will hitchhike to chch. Is there a way to hitch a ride across to Picton?
>>677593802
>>677593783
>now
You must be a real oldfag if you remember them being good.
>>677593783
20 going on 14.
I have nothing useful to contribute. Story of my fucking life.
>>677593802
certainly officer, how many heroins can i put you down for? and would u like to join our mailing list?
>>677593787
i am joking, no molesting honest
thank god its getting cool again. I've been fucking dying while lifting lately.
>>677593963
>tfw tiny 5,9 ginger girl
>you shouldn't joke
>>677588432
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam
>>677594061
wtf that's not what I posted.
Something fishy goin on here
>>677594061
taller than me.
>>677594061
Ikr, you'd kick his arse.
>>677594170
What's good bruv. Looked into mouth fedoras yet?
I remember back in the day when it was just dudes on the internet. What with facebook becoming so motherfucking popular everyone is on the internet more and they sometimes get tired of facebook and search around.
been browsing /b/ for 7-8 years and i just laugh when I know what the internet has to offer people that stray too far from facebook.
>>677594209
4chan being 4chan. I once posted a pic of my penis and the image ended up being a melted face. You got lucky with yours.
>>677594364
I've never seen this happen before, weird.
ready for another slammin weeknight till the early mornin, only to show up to work half dead
>>677594209
>>677594538
>>677594364
I've seen it happen a few times. i have had it happen to me too. dunno why
>>677594538
It just gets the wrong image code sometimes, the pic it became was one someone else posted, likely at the same time as you or some shit.
>>677590604
What gig was that fellow chch-anon?
I remember my first gig at Zebedees kek
Sore ass neck and shoulders afterwards
Anyone got some green in nelson? God damn dry
>>677594843
I can't remember, it was on some random street off moorehouse. It was...winnie bagoes I think.
Fuck Zeb's man, were you 12?
>>677594843
Lol wtf. I'm banned from 4chan on my pc.
>>677594257
>>677594170
Mouth Fedora?
>>677595257
Vape bro
>>677595137
would def impregnate the one on the left /10
>>677595450
Soon fam soon... gota figure out what im wanting to get and what would satasfiy my current nico intake..
For the lads. Times have changed, but the route is the same.
yfw Englel got Cucked the fuck out!!!
>>677595699
18mg, maybe 24.
>>677596115
for 50g/4days?
>>677596162
I was 50g a week and I'm on 18mg, so 18-24. You get more nicotine per puff on a vape than on a cig
Wellington reporting in, How's everyones fucking day going?
>>677596438
Go to bed
>>677596438
Sup Welly fam.
Not too shit for a Monday. Bit chilly than it has been.
Yours?
>>677595149
LEL yep.
I performed there a bit too. Our band won chartfest one year and we got to play at the town hall.
Guys what happened to that what now presenter jason fa'afoi? He just up and disappeared 10 years ago
>>677596512
My work closed for cleaning, so i get a free day off. so not too bad. expecting a pizza soonish because my life is that boring
>>677596676
kek
Still bannzored?
>>677596613
>expecting a pizza
As in delivery?
Didn't realize Anybody actually got their pizzas delivered, always figured that sane people would realise that a 5 minute drive is worth saving 10 dollars
>>677593308
Can confirm
>>677595204
Post ban
>>677596576
Would also like to know what happened to him
>>677596791
update, just got my pizza. also I'll take that $10 if it means not getting off my lazy ass
>>677597005
Amen anon
>>677596791
100% depends how high you are.
>>677597005
Do you tip?
>>677597406
If i'm in a good mood (hint i'm not atm)
evening
>>677596269
Aight ill order or go pick one up this week
hamilton here
who else?
>>677597646
sup bro
>>677596576
>>677596898
>He just up and disappeared 10 years ago
You taking the piss?
He's a Labour MP now.
whatever happened to the nz nude threads? we need to revive them.
>>677597701
can you buy me some kfc g
>>677597857
That's his brother Chris Faafoi you dick.
>>677596576
I met him in welly a few years ago. said "hey arn't u that guy." he looked rull gutted like he got it all the time. but i said wasn't he the drummer from that band stereobus? I always thought they were underrated.
dudes smile looked like I made his fucking night.
felt good man
>>677598064
Same person.
>>677596576
I met him in welly a few years ago. said "hey arn't u that guy from that band stereobus?." he looked rull gutted like he got it all the time. but i said wasn't he the dude from what now? I always thought they were underrated.
dudes smile looked like I made his fucking night.
felt good man
>>677598749
>>677591030
No, it's time to slip into a nice warm Jersey.
Moooooooooooo!
>>677596576
I met him in welly a few years ago. said "hey arn't u that guy from teh labour party?." he looked rull gutted like he got it all the time. but i said wasn't he the dude kfc a few weeks back? I always thought you prefers maccas.
dudes smile looked like I made his fucking night.
felt good man
>>677596576
Can't really prove it, but my cousin and him were together for a while (didn't get married) but have a kid together... so my second cousin or cousin once removed, whatever the fuck it is.
He had problems with alcohol, did some radio work and shit. Got to meet him a few times and he was real cool. I watched him growing up and he was the man when I joked about fanboying over him haha
Hamilton here. Still sucks
>>677599081
Your cousin Anna?
>>677599350
correct
>>677599469
Got a few stories about her aye, bro, lol.
One HELL of a chick.
>>677599571
Yeah she pretty lose apparently
Go school with her or something?
>>677588432
So glad you guys said fuck you to the PC brigade and kept your based flag. God bless you guys signed your British cousins.
>>677599681
Nah man, was in a support group with her.
>>677599773
Hahah that'd be right. Any good stories to bring up at family gatherings?
>>677599745
It had nothing to do with that. We just hate this cunt, and didn't want him to have his legacy.
>>677599845
Yeah mate ask her about the mongrel mob member, Billie, that she was banging round with.
Pro-tip, he's in prison for a lot of shit.
>>677600167
Haha ffs. And our side of the family is the one that gets treated like bogans? Her dads a doctor and they act pretty upper class. Used to own a farm on the side, casual rich fuckers.
Her brother knocked up a random catholic girl from welly, he's not with her. We're basically saints compared hahah
>>677600406
You know she was an escort for a while aye?
>>677600587
haha I did not. But you are making me feel better and better about myself mate. Best nz bread I've been in for a while
>>677599773
>Support group
Leld
Having said that ive been attending al anon meetings for 4 years now
>>677600587
Jesus faafoi why did you fuck a woman of that calibre
>>677600727
he's a bit of an undercover fuck up too... or was back then. They were both doing some kinda media work together when they met. She fully didn't deserve him though, he was a straight GC
>>677599851
Ah fair enough. Well we still love you NZ. What is so bad about the cunt?
fucking faggots
>>677600877
Cunt has never been held accountable for any of the dumb shit hes done, is basically a dopey dictator.
>>677600861
I still want to see him getting back into the spotlight aye
>>677600861
They were both doing some kinda media work together when they met
Radio NZ.
>>677600675
>haha I did not. But you are making me feel better and better about myself mate.
Yeah man.
I am bullshitting though. I simply googled his name, saw a video he did for marriage equality and your cousin was in it so away I went.
I could have kept this going longer but...
>>677601015
before they split up he did get a job after some audition but can't remember what it was for and don't feel like it ever eventuated into anything
Yo fuck yo
>>677601084
When you first said Anna I wondered if that was the case... but I trusted you, should have just let me have my happiness and continued to lie
>>677600877
johns the baldric of nz politics
Yolza from the AK
Wellington checkin in
that feel when comfy and jenga will never flirt on tinychat anymore
that feel when neither of them even come to these threads anymore
>>677601284
Bit of an oily tic then eh? Well good luck ousting the bastard!!
>>677601336
They were both here tonight at one point or another
>>677601336
did somebody say jenga?
Howdy gents. AKL here. Just got engaged this week. What am I in for? Any advice?
Cool cat clown
>>677601282
I can lie if you want me to?
Here's a lie:
She's not you.
>>677601558
Advice about a vice?
>>677601558
Marriage probably
>>677601558
>Any advice?
Yeah, fuck off.
If anyone here is alive, help me make my deck.
>>677600904
>>677601558
>What am I in for?
Eventually loosing everything you worked so hard for. Ya dun goofed mate
>>677601558
Whats her name
>>677601412
thank your grace, I fear we may need all the help we can get
>>677601795
Fair.
Holly likes anal
>>677601855
Felicia
wellington rechecking in, what's up cunts?
>>677602052
so does your mum
>>677602108
Chinese wing chun
>>677602220
It good?
>>677602212
I dont have a mutu im adopted
Just wondering, (newfag) is there a way to get past the reCaptcha shit?
>>677602294
Ip man 3
>>677602343
Pay for 4chan pass, stop posting and lurk
>>677592515
Keen
>>677602374
Holy shit, I've seen one and two and they are fucking godly movies. You know what, i think that i might rewatch them tonight, Based anon for reminding me
>>677602438
No hammers n blades though
Guys its my last day at my job this thursday, what should i do?
>>677602448
Mike tyson in the latest!
>>677602556
Call someone you hate a faggot.
>>677602556
Shit on the bosses desk
>>677602556
Kill all your co workers with a garden gnome
>>677602529
is that ginga?
>>677602512
lameeeeeee
>>677602697
I hate a lot of people i work with
>>677602698
>>677602713
Na
>>677602512
I'm not Maori don't worry
>>677602556
Freeze your own shit the night before, take it to work in a chillybin or something. then go around grating the shit. it'll smell like shit everywhere.
>>677602529
Nope her names weasles nice hairy pussy with a bitta trim
>>677602556
Put in a good word for me, let me be your replacement maaayn
>>677602566
Fuck, althso it'ths pronounthed Mike tythson
>>677602847
If i win i get to fuck ur mum though
>>677602529
>>677602973
I mean, if you want I guess
>>677603105
Yay
Spartan blood!!
who had those josie hehir nudes? or jade schutte?
Bump? We're within distance.
>>677604165
>>677604199
>>677604253
>>677604280
Better that shitposting race cars, that's for sure.
>>677604253
Stop propelling us to bump limit with your taste in women, you faggot
>>677603324
I'd love some Jade Schutte nudes.
>>677604366
Fuck you fagget, everyone's gone to bed or in the tc
>>677604583
This.
>>677604555
apparently she uploaded a nude accidentally to her snap
>>677604199
i'd give her a pearl necklace. pewpew
[email protected] dude, are you here?
>>677605015
Nudesfags are all RIP
>>677605599
Thread is also RIP. Post random shit.
>>677593880
nz threads have always been abysmal
>>677606491
>>677606601
>>677606258
>>677606258
>>677606849
Old mate needs to chill out a bit, I reckon. Fuckin' hell.
>>677607059
>>677607177
>>677607298
>>677607352
>>677607436
>>677607518
>>677607588
Think I'm shitposting too hard to bump this or sumfing, boes
Welp, so close yet so far. We failed our fallen brother.
Nonetheless, g'night, kiwis.
>>677608659
night fam
Fuck niggers/maori
