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I shall obey thy trips.
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get sober and reevalutate your life
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Build a glorious empire spanning the entire universe.
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cut
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>>677526419
Knife through hand
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cut off your pinky
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go to bed, put hte knife away
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sleep
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Put in pooper
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>>677526419
put in microwave for 2 minutes
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Cut your right arm 12 times
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>>677526824
Reroll
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>>677526861
roll
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Eat it
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Live a happy life
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go to sleep
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>>677526419
Throw it on your television.
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buy a new knife
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>>677526419
deepthroat it
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Cut yourself
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Insert in jugular.
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>>677526419
Knife in pooper. Blade first.
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>>677526419
Cum on Knife
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>>677526882
Rerolln
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Take a bath with the knife.
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>>677526911
Roll
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slide knife blade across pee hole
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Clean your entire house
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kill the next president
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>>677526824
Roll
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>>677526950
Agrees with this guy!
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Make a sandwich, eat it, go to bed
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put it away
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Cut YouR Dick off and Play marbles with your balls fagot
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>>677526991
x3
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Send me all of the money you own to me on paypal
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Make me a sammich bich.
And cut it into triangles.
Bitches love triangles.
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>>677527040
roll
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Study for your future
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use the knife to cut up some fruit and eat it with your bare hands while taking a cold shower
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>>677527112
FUCK
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Roll for knife in butthole
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Kill everyone on earth
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>>677527196
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Chop off your thumb
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Go out with the knife and scream out loud ''I'm killing some niggers tonight''
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>>677526419
use that knife to destroy the most expensive thing you own.
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>>677526419
cut yourself
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>>677526419
same asshole than yesterday, swastika in forehead was the winner, op didn't deliver
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Knife handle in pooper, try to cut food with it
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>>677526419
stab yourself
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>>677526419
Document your life for a entire day, then post it somewhere public.
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Kill a nigger with it.
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>>677526419
Fuck it like your last sex ever.

Post cum
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cut webs of hand
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Put the handle on your ass then stab some one with it
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Cut off your ear and mail it to someone
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>>677526419
Kill yourself
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put the knife away
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>>677527196
roll
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cut fingernail off by stabbing in between nail and skin
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>>677527110
x4
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microwave it.
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stab your monitor with it. or your tv. post pictures
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cut the sides of your mouth then yawn
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>>677527415
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>>677527397
Roll
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goddamn does that look like a shitty $2 walmart china knife
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>>677526419
stab a girl and play around with her blood
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cut butter
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in the bum
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Cut your dick off
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>>677527470
Roll
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>>677526419
Put tip on knife into dickhole
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cut eyelid off
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>>677527359
>Knife handle in pooper, try to cut food with it
Roll
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>>677526419
Knife through hand and make a video
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In ur bum, handle only
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Knife in butthole
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slice 'Cracky is Catharsis' into your arm and post pix
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>>677527628
Roll
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>>677527455
This and provide pics with timestamp
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Turn on a toaster and stick the knife in it
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>>677527359
roll
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fillet a fish
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>>677527359
Holy fucking shit roll
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>>677527648
Rerolling
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>>677527359
Ok this is good, roll
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insert into pooper (blade first)

...

then twist
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Knife in pooper all of it
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>>677527684
rolling for this
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>>677527684
Toaster Steve!
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carve moot into your forehead
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circumcise yourself
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Give yourself joker scars
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Hilt in butt, cut watermelon with assknife, record for posterity.
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Knife in butt
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>>677527362
roll
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>>677527774
Roll
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become a jew
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slice into the largest vein in ur dick
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Sup
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>>677527362
Reroll
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Roleplay the Joker
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knife in toaster
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Jam knife in wall outlet.
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Knife blade in pee hole
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>>677527359
This ^
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>>677527774
Rolll
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>>677527887
so close
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Put in cabinet, then go to sleep far away from it.
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Butter some toast!
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>>677527397
This
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>>677527812
Reroll
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>>677527684
Roll
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jam in wall socket
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>>677527684
This
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Carve an image of troll face in cutting board for maximum cringe
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Firmly insert handle in ass and instigate sword fight with all strangers who cross your path.
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do nothing with the knife
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>>677527941
Reroll for this
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take it to school or work and brandish
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Heat it up and stab yourself in your right thumbnail.
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>>677527628
This this
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>>677528046
Roll
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stab tv
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Do nothing with it.
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>>677528046
re roll
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Give knife to nearest nigger. Tell him to send you to allah or you will blow up his family.
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>>677527941
re roll
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>>677528108
Roll
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Go to bed
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cut computer cord
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>>677527812
Once more
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>>677527359
roll
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>>677528046
rolling
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>>677527628
This f this this this this this
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Slash your car tires. If you're a basement dweller, slash mom/dads tires, your choice.
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>>677527941
Roll for this one
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show us ur battle station anon
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>>677527907
roll
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>>677526419
Put HANDLE of knife in pooper, try to cut a pealed banana into 6 equal pieces (No hands, only skills). Provide Pics and timestamp
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>>677528149
rr
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Make a sandwhich bitch
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in da pooper
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>>677527972
reroll
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>>677528098
reroll
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Cut cock off
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>>677527684
Rolling
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>>677528112
Kill yourself
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>>677528046
rolled
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>>677527359
rell
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Stick in electric outlet
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>>677527883
Reroll
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cut the cords to all electronic devices
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under finger nail
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Cut your nipples off
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>>677528046
rolled?
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use the knife to peel your dick off
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Become Dovakin.
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draw a smilie on it
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>>677527684
Rolling for this
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>>677526629
>a glorious empire spanning the entire universe.
On my way!
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>>677528247
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Disobey the trips
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>>677528046
Roll
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In the pooper
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>>677526419
Shave pubes with
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Stab it into your ceiling.
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>>677528264
Reroll
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Illegally immigrate to the country nearest you.
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Use the knife to prepare your next meal and start your life afresh.
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>>677526419
cut a tomato.
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Knife in butt cut food
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>>677528046
rolling for this
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Smoke crack
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Cut all your fruit with it
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Nothing
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>>677528467

Re-roll.
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>>677528247
Roll
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>>677527774
Winrar!!!!!!!

>inb4 Newfag comments
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Kill yourself
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stab holes in the bottom of every liquid bottle in your refrigerator
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>>677527684
roll
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>>677528546

Roll.
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Juggle it
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Cut through a live plugged in power cord. Video for proof.
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>>677528467
roll
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Have unprotected sex with a man from craigslist
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Use it and toaster Steve yourself
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Stab your current monitor and rethink life.
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>>677528630
Roll err
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>>677528560
Are you fucking retarded? Fucking newfags think one off quads is trips
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>>677528569
this
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>>677528046
rolled rolls makes rolling rolls
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>>677528619
Roll
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>>677528467

Roll.
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>>677526419
carve /b/ into arm
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rape mom with knife to her throat
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>>677528642
Roll
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>>677528046
still rollin
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>>677528719

Roll again.
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>>677528630
This show me trips
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make a small cut and rub salt into it
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>>677528642
This
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>>677528332
Rolling
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Pursue the dream you've always had
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>>677528677
Retard read green letters
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>>677528467

And again.
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fap with it in the same hand as your dick, if you cum without getting cut you win
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Cut some food and re establish your life Op.
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>>677528046
j.k. rolling
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>>677528832

RE
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Put the knife away, clean up your home, get some nice work clothes, score that awesome job, and fulfill your dreams.
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make a pepe mask and wear it tomorrow
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>>677528753
Rolling
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>>677526419
Put tip in dickhole.
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>>677528901

RE RE RE
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Go Fruit Ninja with knife on ass
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Hey guys check out this meme
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Place blade on elbow.
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>>677528919
rerollin'.
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>>677528919


RE
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Stab ur tv
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>>677528046
rolling for rolex rolls
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>>677529000
fucking wasted
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>>677529000
YOU TWAT!
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cut balls off
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>>677528961
Thiss
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>>677529000
Fuck you fag
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>>677528889
gg
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>>677529000

OH SHIT
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>>677527521
roll
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>>677529000
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
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