Ask a Satanist anything.
> stay the fuck out christian faggots
>>677436551
>>677436551
LaVeyan?
>>677436551
did you use your edges to cut your hair?
>>677436551
What are your views on ISIS and why shouldn't i join them
>>677436722
>2016
>Getting baited
A real satanist wouldn't care if a Christian were here dumb faggot.
>>677436551
Satanist lol. More like emo faggot
Satan "din do nuffin"
What's it like being Boy George's illegitimate emo son?
Pretty eyes.I bet his name is Pierce
Im christian and you cant tell me what to do.
How's 8th grade going?
>satanist
"THERE IS NO GOD"
Why is it that the majority of people you know have outgrown their teenage angst but you've remained an emo faggot?
>>677436551
Have you read Dianetics yet? It'll change your life!
>>677436551
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>677437020
"Intellectual discussion," "4chan." Fucking funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Did you take that selfie in a public men's room? Were you on break from manning the glory hole?
The devil doesn't exist edgelord...
>>677436551
>I'm a Satanist
filename atheism3.jpg
The faggorty is strong with this one
>>677436551
Hugs and kisses.
>>677436551
Why haven't you sacraficed yourself for afterlife gainz with Satan if you think he's so rad
Or whatever the fuck you guys believe
>>677436551
Christian here, y u no accept Jesus?
Wouldn't you have to first believe in one of the 3 Abrahamic religions in order to believe in the existence of Satan? I'm pretty sure this makes you a religios cuckold
>>677436551
Do you think you'll ever get a real job looking like that?
>>677436551
are you vegan or just a faggot?
>>677436551
>Satanist
>christian faggots
Who's Satan do you worship, if not the Christian one?
ITT: people who don't know what satanism is
>>677436551
Satan and piercings are cool and shit, but why cut your hair and wear makeup like a pussy? Do you have no testosterone? Get buff and cut your faggot hair.
>>677436551
Are you actually replying to these?
If so, are you a satanist for cultural or faith related reasons?
If faith, aren't you technically a Christian, the same way that someone who exclusively worships Ganesha is still Hindu? Or do the faiths defer in some way?
>ask a satanist anything:
Doesn't answer a single fucking question. Back to tumblr faggot
>>677436551
Did it go something like:
>Linkin Park
>Slipknot
>Mayhem
???
>>677436551
I'm an atheist, but if it wasn't for Christians you'd be nothing,which is close to the mark anyway it would seem. So you should be thanking them.
>>677437760
Then what is it?
>inb4 no response because he's blowing smoke out of his ass
1.) Isn't Satanism every bit as stupid as Christianity. You're all believing in a metaphysical being from the Bible.
2.) Why are so many satanists balding and fat, like you?
3.) Do you view succesfull people, whether that succes comes in the form of career, social life, art, money or esthetics, as somehow beneath you?
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>>677436551
You do realize that Lucifer used to be one of the highest ranking angels before he was thrown out of heaven by God. even Satan believes in God and you don't?
You have the intelligence of a gnat's penis
1. Become satanist
2. ???
3. ???
4. Profit
>>677436551
Chris Chan?
>>677437521
Yep. Someone who hates or fears God believes in God just as much as someone who loves him.
>satanist
>one who worships satan
>devil of the christian religion
>worshipping an entity of a religion that specifically states has lost and been chained to hell for eternity
>basically the same as rooting for the fat kid who comes last in every race coz you wanna be different to everyone else
>>677438011
You all do realize that Satan and Lucifer are distinct individuals, with Satan being the Judge of God and Lucifer/Hellel being the fallen angel, right? And that hell and The Inferno are different things?
Of course you don't.
Fucking casualries.
Not fun being bullied at school everyday. The get rape up the arse by ur mom boyfriend everyday after school. You sad fuck OP
>>677438254
Satanists don't believe in a god. It's just an edgy way to be an atheist and you're encouraged to be selfish with it
>>677438199
Thank you Intel Anon. If you believe in the Christian god, you more than likely read the story of Abraham being told by god to gut his son with a knife and burn him on a plie of sticks in order to prove his love. You have to don't special religious goggles in order to read that story and find it somehow moral and normal behaviour. Fuck religion.
>>677437300
Really? I thought people came here for porn.
I guess it's not impossible to have an intellectual conversation about jerking off though.
>>677436551
Why's your mullet on sideways?
>>677436551
why are you such faggots?
>>677437957
Satanism is a form of atheistic philosophy.
>>677438697
lel
>>677438646
>Don
>Don special goggles
(Typo)
.
>>677436551
How old were you when daddy left?
.
>>677438666
>baited by pasta
>gets trips, satanic no less
there is no justice in the world
Hahahahahaha! He fucking said satanist.
Look like skillex
>>677438747
Except that the term was coined in modern times by the church of satan, a meme cult founded in the 60s, and before that was just a literary term describing the affability of Satan in a work.
>>677437985
Its umm... hmmm... try the technology called SIMD. Similiar to whats going on. Religious today are we?
>>677436551
Damn, what happened to skrillex?
>>677436551
why do you think anybody gives a fuck?
>>677439117
True, I'm not saying Theistic Satanism isn't a thing. What I mean is that since OP said no Christians...I assume he means he is a Modern LaVeyan Satanist, which makes it a point to say that they do not believe in a god.
>>677438394
Ok, not your responding op. But what about the place where everything returns. The stored energy, like a battery. The G, the blackhole where it returns. Is that the inferno or hell?
>>677436551
are you damien echols?
>>677439443
>I'm not saying Theistic Satanism isn't a thing.
Autism confirmed.
>>677439701
I think Anon is talking about the function of taking a certain fixture of existence and using it as an oracle instead of relying on oneself interpretation. I could be objectively wrong.
>We have REAL intellectual discussion
you almost had me, you fucking faggot.
1/10 for making me reply..
>>677436551
>>677439443
But LaVeyan is just a hammy retro memelord. Do modern satanists really unironically subscribe to his faith? Because that's moderately hilarious. Isn't he the one who is always photographed with a snake around his neck?. I remember the pope got scared once when he flew over his house in Idaho or whatever, though, so props for that.
>>677436551
>Reply
You're not satanist. You're a mentally ill tranny faggot.
Even Satan wouldn't want you on his team.
This edgy thread, with this loser at the helm, was a sack of rotting gonads the first time round.
Let's just not bother to respond to this poor bait next time.
>>677439701
You can't think of an intelligent reply to my post, so you say I have autism. Oh yeah, I almost forgot what website I was on.
Are you AIDS Skrillex's father?
You all do understand that Satanism is what you all want, you just dont know it.
You should really try and look into satanism, Basically saying.. Do whatever the fuck you want. And thats the whole and only. thats what you wanna do right ? do whatever the fuck you want. Boom, you are a satanist-
get fucked christian faggots
there is zero proof of god
So hOw Christian were your parents op?
>>677440084
op here
heres an older picture of me.
>>677436551
WHY YOU ARE SO UGLY
>>677439904
So what the fuck was the deal with this guy? I've whimsically looked into Kabalah-type shit for years, but he never seemed relevant enough to care about. He was essentially an otherkin before it wasn't cool.
>>677440084
But there is of Lucifer ?. Dont say that if you wanna argue about leligion you fucking idiot.
>>677436722
haha the le edgy meme XD OP got memed hard
>>677436551
How does it feel to be an atheist?
>>677440084
REAL SATANISTS believe in the existence of the anti-christ
google "portal to hell 666"
>>677440154
You clearly dont know shit about Alister.
>>677440084
where did you get that cup?
>>677436551
why are you already smug.
>>677440270
Look at this fucking kid. Let me guess.. you google satanism and just pick what is first and post it on fucking b- twat
When did you have your transition surgery?
Nice Anatometal gear.
>>677440287
Yep, that's what I said.
So was he just full of shit in a religious way like Bishops, or was he full-of-shit full of shit?
>>677440129
Bruh. Is it literally like a race thing? You'se guys faces always into that Satanism stuff. No offense. Just curious to what I notice.
>>677440084
You look like your enjoy sucking cock...truth?
Isn't Satanism just a reaction to Christianity? The name Satan means Enemy or Adversary. Does Satan really call himself that or does he have a real name?
Is your religion a real system of beliefs or is it just something to piss off people you hate?
There's no proof of god
and no proof of the devil too.
>>677440270
If you think that satanism is all about anti christ. you are fucking stupid, thats like saying the bible only said. "And god created the earth, the end".
>>677440426
i was into some really dark shit when i was younger, and accused of murder. thats how i fell into the whole satanism stuff
>>677436551
mrblackdarkness666?
>>677438666
>satan trips
would the real mrblackdarkness please stand up?
>>677440501
He is named adversary since he's the angel of Judgement.
You know, like how Virtue is the angel of...
what was it again?
>>677440084
i saw the future once. it was a dream of a loser in another state and i never planned to return or see HIS rejected ass again. he was a cowboy former truck driver who wore those gay ass fluorescent shirts that were popular in 1999. i worked at a roadside assistance call center with him up until the day i got a job in california and moved from arizona. one day in california, i see him coming around a corner holding a beer bottle smiling at me. i woke up angry and spent hours thinking it was all the faggot surrounding me in silicon valley infecting me with gay fantasies.
i quit the job a few months later and came back to tucson. i caught up with an old friend who took me to meet some asian guy who was a big weed dealer. in asian guy's house there was some rejected dude that sole me a strip of LSD. asian guy demanded that he get a ride to some apartment and i had to go along; he wanted to trust me. in a random stranger's apartment, that a new stranger took me to, that fucking cowboy came around the corner holding a beer bottle.
the future is pre-written. no one can blame you for being a fucking reject because there is no free will. it also means that we are stuck in a recording we usually don't know about and it's owned/run by a "god". not the type of god you expect. it's a difficult thing to accept... that you can't control anything you do and there is no hope for anything but what was already written. not the kind of god anyone wants. sorry. there is probably an afterlife/outside of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BV4tN40sU
>>677436551
How's your mothers basement ?
>>677440129
>>677440426
>>677440598
the first picture I was on death row when it was taken
this one was a few months before i was put on death row
now I'm free and drinking from this fancy cup
>>677440307
>>677440129
>>677440084
>>677436551
pls respond
>>677440946
my mother kept it for me.
i had it before i went to prison
>>677440084
If you look closely, you can make out an overweight middle aged construction worker that beats his wife and kids.
/b/ros this is obviously fake, 4chan wouldn't allow such faggotry. Hell, (speaking of hell, that's where you'll go, "Satanist") your faggotry levels are higher than those sissy boys, considering you are accepting your fate of Satan stuffing your asshole with his ultra giga nigga Satan penis.
>>677440897
forgot the picture
>>677440423
He once went into a pyramid and didnt come out for 3 months. wanted young boys and random girls to join him, he apprenly sacrificed most, ate some. Ate some shrooms and traveled to hell. You have to understand that The satanism that is today is fare wider then any of you idiots wouuld ever understand. Search for "owl worship" and Alistercrowly. Then you will uunderstand how deep this is. We are talking abouut some Really fucking powerfull people in these cults. and Alister was pretty much the father. All saw him as the devil him self. He belived he was the devil. Was he full of shit ? well was he ? i dont know. Is the bible full of shit ? This is what you have to keep in mind. all that is religious was writen by a man. Who was these. where they trust worthy ? Who fuucking knows. But alll in all. Satanism is pretty much. "DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU WANT". !
>>677436551
do you want to buy 1 liter of holy water?
you can use it with a soap.
to wash that greasy stench of your poorly painted face.
>>677441177
Can we get a giga nigga Satan penis thread going?
Sounds hot
If you were a real Satanist you would read the thombinomicon
Do you think God will ever forgive Satan and save him?
>>677441043
you could have just said ebay
>>677441411
a child in africa could eat that
>>677441411
bout 5 years ago
>>677441380
I dont think so
>>677441177
Typical fuuucking redneck American. In the bible It said Hell is the worst thing ever. What if it was a lie and it was a fucking joy.. and you could do whatever the fuck youu wanted for all eternity. ? goes both ways you ufuucking christ fuck. Fucking amazing how ignorant you fucking americans are. Disgusting.
>>677441478
too bad, i'm buying it for me
>>677441564
Someone sounds pissed that their anus won't work properly while they are in hell xD
>>677440897
The Satan? He save yoo form deth row?
Fuck that guy. You shud be deaded!
Drink bleech form yur fancy cup and dieded, faggot!
Then hail Satan's ass.
>>677436551
is this -i'm here for the job interview- thread?
hey fagget, do you have a fucking job? or you get your nutrients from satans cock?
>>677441380
>Do you think God will ever forgive Satan and save him?
Save him? No. Darkness is not the opposite of light, it is the absence of light.
Forgive him? No. A needs B.
>>677441181
.....?
I know little about Cowley.
What I do know is that he was just an adept practitioner of the Keys of Solomon who came up with his own branch theories in the process.
The problem is, fucking everyone loved that shit in England at the time. Before there were Cracked articles, that was the most interesting thing you secretly knew was bullshit you could enjoy. Rumors about Crowley then are like rumors about Justin fucking Beiber now. To actually enjoy, let alone believe them is proof of inanity in and of itself.
>>677436551
HI op! Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus christ? Or how about his father the central banking system?
Did you know how to bulid a portal to hell in minecraft
come on, you want a piece of me christians?
is satanists only against christianity, or is it against all religions and atheism for that matter?
>>677441653
Go live your lie in stupid broken country. Do you even know how much debt your goverment has to China ?: Do youu know that you LOST the fucking Vietnam war , ( even tho you are TAUGHT in FUcking SCHOOL that you Bloody WON that -) Like do you understand what is going on around you sir ?.
>>677436551
Your Satanism? Just as ignorant as their Christianity. Enjoy your left hand path, you'll all end up in the dirt feeding worms in the end. If you HAVE to pick a belief, pick one that makes you a better person to everyone around you. It's not what you take with you, it's what you leave behind.
>>677441724
>Darkness
>Lucifer
He's the brightest nigga in the history of the brightniggas
He was just too proud, so fluffy Kamina got BTFO
>>677437404
>>677441810
since I've been out I've gained some weight but its ok. here another one from my younger years and the trial.
circa 94 and 11
>>677441954
ill bite
what did you do
>>677436722
>>677437200
>>677437300
>>677437855
>>677438011
>>677438199
>>677438599
>>677438666
>>677441177
>>677441411
>>677441900
Officially a get thread, fuck off Satan's Slave
>>677441845
Somebody jelly?
He doth protest too much, methinks.
>>677441954
Are you the one with the herpes on his lip?
>>677436551
Hi, Catholic here. Jesus accepts u-turns. Come back to Him and you will be forgiven. Only through Him will you enter God's house.
May the Lord guide you, my friend. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
>>677442028
they called us the west memphis 3
pic related
taken into custody and being released
>>677441810
I'm willing to bet you get punched in the face a lot. Like a lot...
>>677442072
Obviously look at the younger ones and the selfies he's posting.
>>677441810
This is way too edgy for me...I'm out.
>>677441725
You do understand that maybe rumors also Created jesus. They say that jesus walked on water, there is a story that a man carried this child over the river, only the kid was sticking up of the water and they thought he walked. its just a differnt angle to the story. Everything is created from something.
>>677441810
Lol you are the zit on the face of society, the dingleberry left over from my shit, 4chans traps/Sissy's. Get the fuck off and stop only talking bad to Christians. What about athiests? Lol, faggot.
>>677436895
this man i wanna hear this!!!!
>>677436551
Why do you fags satanist ,atheist and vegans ask this retarded question,
>>677442292
you should
>>677442028
This is bait, but I'll bite.
But you guys had a lot of people's pulling for you. So, did you do it or was it the father?
Did you do it for the father? He came off as pretty guilty in the documentary.
>>677436551
why aren't you in a cock rate thread?
>>677442136
could you post a timestamped pic
I never said I was a christfag, just that all the shit about Crowley as no basis whatsoever in the man's actual (equally bulshit) claims.
Fuck you OP for looking like a faggot. Kill yourself.
Love,
A Satanist that doesn't look like one.
>>677436551
how sad and lost are you to allow yourself to look like this in your, what?, late 30's? I know it's bait but you deserve to be shat on.. and satanism is for highschool kids. and any other religion really
>>677442136
I don't blame you, OP. I'd shank a nigger too if my parents named me Echols.
>>677442451
Oops, meant to reply to
>>677442209
What is the difference between worshiping Satan and worshiping Gd?
>>677442593
the biggest problem was they found the body
Actually, Satan probably thinks you are all pathetic. You modern Satanists are like a girlfriend who doesn't give head. If you were real, you would kill orphans and hang baby's from their teeth...
ITT: Huge faggot with religious confusion asks 4chan for attention because his parents never gave it to him
>>677436551
timestamp or gtfo
>>677442698
Did they confront you about it, or go straight to authorities? Cause I've always wondered what that moment must be like if they did approach you.
>>677436551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
abandon thread. anons kissing OPs ass because he think he might be someone thats actually worth something
hint: he's not
>>677442846
they came to me first, then questioned the other two. these skanks i was messing with told them i said i killed them so they came an interrogated me more.
Why the fuck would you come on a Mongolian Pez swapping image board and pretend to be Damien Echols
You have extreme autism m8
Consider becoming an hero
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN? REALLY? AND THE CHRISTIANS ARE FAGGOTS? WHY AREN'T YOU AN ATHEIST, AT LEAST IS BETTER THAN SATANIST FAGGOT OP ?
>>677436551
Reverse image searched and got this. Is this why you have the side mullet?
