hi /b/
i got talked into having pre-drinks before this party with my girlfriend, and i don't drink. i'm nervous as fuck for some reason, and i go in like 4 hours. bought 2 ciders (bulmers), and just gonna go steady.
advice?
Don't be such a fucking pussy and drunk with your pussy
Man up faggot
Chin them as fast as possible.
>>677436380
Hold on OP, which Bulmers? Original?
>>677436380
man up and tell them to respect your choice of not drinking alcohol
>>677437147
Yeah, original
>>677436380
>i don't drink
there's literally no excuse for this unless you're a recovering alcoholic
>>677437228
This. And in that voice.
>>677437647
There's plenty of reasons not to. I don't drink on lifting days or if I'm specifically training for something.
>>677437647
why would you do a drug that doesn't even feel good?
i like my beer and this is my wife reblog http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/f u want
>>677436380
chill dude, you'll be fine
the whole point in drinking is to make you less anxious around other people, you'll be a lightweight so that might do you for the night.
just don't do something stupid like pretending to be more drunk than you are.
>>677438152
shit b8
at least try
>>677436380
dud, if you show up for a befor party with fucking cider, you gonna end up as whipping boy till you change your city
>>677438474
>implying alcohol actually feels good
>>677436380
Drink, you nigger. It won't kill you.
>>677438563
underage detected
>>677438399
i guess i'm over thinking everything. thanks man
>>677438563
Alcohol feels amazing. The only ones who don't agree are fucking plebs who don't drink, or underage faggots who can't drink. There is literally no better feeling in the world than cracking open an ice cold beer on a hot sunny day.
>>677438563
It does when you're man enough to drink little faggot.
>>677438649
only kids like alcohol, i grew out of that shit years ago
>>677438727
what exactly are you worried about?
>>677438807
>real men smoke weed :^)
>>677436380
fucking kids today, can't even handle basic social situations
die in a fire you useless piece of shit
>>677438807
>only kids like alcohol
LMAO it's a billion dollar business for a reason and kids are just a byproduct of it
>>677438894
Except >>677438807
is fucking wrong. Go be underage somewhere else, faggot.
>>677436380
your fake irish booze isnt even a good cider
>>677438960
show any other age group that buys mass amounts of alcohol, it's only kids/early 20's
>>677438807
You were undoubtedly conceived due to alcohol, you fucking tumor.
>>677438960
>>677438807
>>677438788
you guys are all underage
>>677438834
i dunno. just my girlfriend is meeting my friends for the first time, then we're going to a party with her friends and my friends. i've never properly drank before. just nervous.
Isn't alcohol for europoors who have nothing better in their life? Real civilized Americans don't need alcohol to make them feel better. We are too busy accomplishing our dreams.
>>677439234
why have you never drank before? personal decision or you just young and never got round to it?
drinking isn't anything life changing, you'll hate the taste at first so you won't drink that much anyway, without spirits i can't see you getting uncomfortably drunk
>>677439158
I worked in beer sales for a few years and trust me little faggot, the majority of beer is consumed by people aged 25-60.
Have one about a half hour before you head off. Get you loosened up. Play drinking games, that way you don't have awkward conversations with people you don't know until you're pissed. And please Jesus bring more than 2 beers/ciders even if you don't drink them all
>>677439234
You're overthinking this too much, OP. Just fucking drink the ciders you bought. It'll be fine. You're not going to get tanked off of them, even if you've never drank before. Unless you weigh like 100 lbs that is. Don't force it down, and don't pace yourself out too far. Just drink it like you would any drink.
a pint of <5%? who gives a shit. grow up. that's not even drinking.
>>677436380
>advice?
yeah don't buy that shit bulmers unless you want to throw up
>>677436380
Just drink them you faggot
>>677439633
bulmers isn't that bad, i mean its not great but definitely not throwing up material
>>677437989
Like being a cuck?
>>677438563
Feels fuckin gr8 m8
>>677439451
just never came around to it. was never appealing or whatever. but thats good at least. i guess i'll just stop being a bitch and see what happens.
>>677438807
You're posting this on /b/ you fucking manchild
>>677436380
Why don't you drink OP? Don't enjoy it, or have you had a bad experience with drinking?
>>677436380
Refill your beer with water.
Drink a lot of water, before going to bed or during the evening.
Eat bread during to soak up and soften the effect, something oily/fat beforehand.
>>677439873
don't listen to the rest of this thread OP, caring that much about booze means you are undoubtedly 14, play some drinking games and have fun