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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
Bonus: who are you trying to keep it from the most?
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or dont idgaf
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Tomorrow a friend's girlfriend will come to town. She is gonna suck my cock, as she has been doing for the last two years behind her bfs back

God, it feels good to tell someone
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>>677419141
ikr, secrecy sucks sometimes.
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Being with my boyfriend robbed me of my healthy sense of self esteem, happiness, and all the qualities I liked about myself. I can't bring myself to leave him though.
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a few days ago i took the v of my sister's 12yo best friend. also have fucked 1 of her other friends quite a few times before.
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one time at band camp i accidentally a retarded flute player with my trombone.
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>>677419386
I feel like that's how my girl feels.
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>>677421115
Why?
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I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended love when he pushed on my head and told me to do more and that kind of things :$
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>>677418514
I'm a pedo. for some reason feels good being able to say it
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I like to get fingered by Edward scissor hands
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>>677418514
I fucked an escort so well that she didn't charge me afterwards.
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>>677419141
More info? Initials or story?
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I convinced my roommates gf he was a cuckold and I fucked her
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>>677418514
I always put on a condom, on first hookup, but tear it super little bit so it always tears wide open during sex. Basically becomes a cockring. They never complain during sex. After I cum in them I bareback every time we fuck. Feels the best.
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>>677422130
did you never had a girl realize it broke? or try pulling away after you cummed?
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>>677422299
No, the pussy can't tell once you are going. Use super thin. The coverage in the base tricks em can feel it is still"on" but that's it. They don't pull away. They don't know. Leave it in as you cum. Full the pussy. Then be all "omg! Omg!" After you pull out.
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>>677422691
do you keep contact with them or just let them take care of it while you gtfo during the week?
ever had a girl that didnt freak out?
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I secretly masturbate to gay porn.
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i'm in love with my best friend that turned me down when we first met, so i brushed it off and met another girl whom i am now married too, but if my best friend ever wanted to start something with me i'd probably get a divorce
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>>677422893
Rarely do one night, so I stick round, keep ridin it after I paint the walls. It's like makin it home. Never had a girl freak. I usually act like I'm worried bout babies. She reassures, we feel better, sex more. I get tested, and don't hook up w girls wh do bareback. But my preg stress usually trumps std fears.
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i love it when my gf farts in my face
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>>677423343
what made you start? and why do you love doing it that much?
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I frequently have heart pain and hope it kills me soon.
I steal from everyone.
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my family and friends think that I am the most cheerful person that they know. Also thought that I was very brave and courageous because I want to join the army. But I secretly am very depressed because of a promise that I have made and been wanting to kill myself in the most honorable way. By also slaughtering sand niggers
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Here we go again

> b me
> love taking cocks, in all holes
> ???
>
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>>677423722
try stealing some pepto bismal
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>>677423547
Fluid bonding is hot.
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>>677418514
I was born with mild spina bifida.
None of my friends know but and you won't notice unless I tell you but it affects so much of my life. I'll never be able to do some of the fun stuff others will be able to do.
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>>677423910
never asked a girl to do it without condom? or it was always no so your just stopped?
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>>677424227
If she's a bareback ho, I'm prolly sayin no. Can't she ain't selective if she's whatever about it. Also never done a prostitute. Just no. But there were some V cards, some unique dating situations where no cap was used.
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>>677424766
nice dubs, how did you start? did anything different happend to made you try it the first time?
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>>677419386
Maybe if you weren't a shitty girlfriend he wouldn't be a cunt. God people like you are disgusting 'too weak to leave' if that's how you are then you clearly have issues and I think you should try not being a fucking victim and give proper blowjobs so he shuts the fuck up.
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I've been posing as a guy online for four years.
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>>677418514
I dress up as a girl and let people fuck me for a good amount of money. I'm 18 pic related
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>>677425162
Why?
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>>677424949
Was doin a girl who was scared. Decided I liked her nuf I didn't care. Pinched the receptive tip in my nails, then as I put it in, pulled it back till it ripped. Push it down as I slide in, it was so good for her, didnt care or notice till I was done. Now I do it same every time. Plus exposure risk is less for guys ;)
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>>677425329
do you always cum in their pussy or is there other places where you also like cumming?
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>>677421115
Same 10 years
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>>677425542
I'm a total alpha top, I do it all, sometimes to 2. I've had lots of sex.
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>>677418514
I think teenage girls are hot as hell, and I'd absolutely bone one, given the chance. 14+ depending on how attractive I found them.
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>>677425705
did anything ever happend between you and a younger girl?
what age do you prefer?
whats your favorite type of girl? over developped or under developped?
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i let my dog fuck me in the ass.
i feel bad for him cause he will never get laid by a female dog.
i like it too, tho. it hurts, in a good way.
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>>677426039
I haven't before, no. I'd love it if it happened though. 14-16 is my favorite. And over developed. A 15 year old with nice tits and a big ass is like, perfect to me.
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I can´t handle too many friends so sometimes i tell lies so some of them will hate me and i can get rid of them in the easiest way
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>>677423298
Damn that's fucked
You're not experiencing true love m8 gl with ur conscience and all that
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>>677423298
Damn that's fucked
You're not experiencing true love m8 gl with ur conscience for life and all that
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>>677426172
What kind of lies?
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>>677418514
Underage boys. Haven't done anything. All my friends know. Family would be awkward, they think I'm gay and hate me as it is.
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>>677426120
shorter girl? or just nice, busty and curvy?
do you prefer them inexperienced so you can teach them?
or slutty and experienced?
teasing and flirty or shy and intimidated?
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>>677423438
lol
winar
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>>677426369
I don't care about their level of experience. Though I guess a slut would be hottest. Shorter is hot as well, but as long as they're curvy/busty.
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>>677425231
cute af
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>>677426539
how would you want it to happen? im sure you have something in mind as to how you could fuck one right?
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I'm the guy that only ever shits in the shower and mushes it through the grate with my heel.
Been caught once.
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>>677425035
You don't know her situation shallow cunt.
I bet you never make any progress with women.
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There's a video of me getting gang banged by black guys and they keep forcing me to let them fucke or they will send the video to my dad who is a pastor....
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>>677426628
Not a real plan or anything, no. Fantasies, sure. Like picking a girl up outside a high school that's near me. Always wanted to do that. Just get one of them to come home with me, and fuck her like a dirty slut. Cum in her maybe, and drop her home.
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Never cheated in a relationship before but am currently in a relationship with a 17 y/o (i am 18).
Because of the distance between us (driving etc) I feel like I could cheat on her and not feel guilt, even though I love her, and probably would cheat given the chance.
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I sometimes joined the refugees groping and harrassing girls without getting caught

I feel bad after but not meanwhile
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I'm in a constant shift between sociopathic levels of not giving a shit about anyone and major depression that gets me to the point of seriously considering suicide.

I don't know what to do and I don't even fear the idea that I might kill myself because I flip between not caring about anyone else and not caring about myself.

I let on the surface of my problems to those around me because it makes me appear transparent and honest but I keep the actual depth of my problems away from the people close to me hoping that they'll never figure it out.
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>>677421184
She doesn't seem happy anymore. Idk. Seems like she'd be happier without me
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>>677426812
just go outside the highschool, tell her you'll give her a lift and make her ride you all the way home?
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>>677426814
You dont love her
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>>677426628
You're a massive loner nerd I hope you realize this
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>>677425315
Because I don't want to be treated differently for having different genetelia.
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>>677426360
Don't your friends care?
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>>677422691
How many kids do you have?
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>>677426045
Why??
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>>677426287
depends on the person and on how good i know her/him
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>>677427047
1, none aborted. Got fixed at 24. So now it's just a filter to keep cumsluts off my dick. That's how u get the herps.
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>>677426903
Eh. I'd say I do. She was a huge slut before we started dating, and told me sex doesn't really mean anything to her anymore, it's just an activity that people do to feel good.
I feel like that was kinda... an invitation(?) to cheat. I'm also currently sticking my dick in crazy (she's pretty cray), but that's coz I've never done it before and don't knock it til you try it.
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>>677427105
That doesn't answer my question dumbass.
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>>677426898
I'd have her blow me the whole way home. Cum down her throat and be ready to stuff myself inside her the moment we were inside the door.
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>>677426850
Holy shit, are you me?
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>>677421499
I'm very jealous.
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>>677427220
Then many different kinds fucktard
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>>677427263
Nope but we're both fucked
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>>677427334
How do I know you're not lying right now?
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>>677427257
you would fuck her at her home or you would bring her somewhere else? and arent your scared someone might see you if she is blowing you while driving?
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>>677418514
I view human life as the least valuable thing on this planet after repeatedly watch people step on one another in every conceivable day-to-day circumstance.

I do not feel love or affection anymore, and I have not told my girlfriend of several years. I mostly just fake it.
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>>677427423
No, I'm not scared. And yes I'd fuck her at my place. Or I'd fuck her on her bed.
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>>677427394
you can´t this is the internet get real
everyone could be lying
But what reason do I have to lie?
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>>677427070
fucking pleb he said he likes it
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>>677427368
I feel so bad for you- well, us.
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>>677427496
As a student paramedic, I can tell we wouldn't get along.
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>>677427570
Why does he like it? What's so fulfilling about it?
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I wish I had been a girl. I would have been a huge slut.. doing anything a man wanted me to, no matter how dirty.
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>>677427558
Because you're a fucking liar you lying cunt
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I had a sexual relationship with my step sister during high school. My wife always wonders why she and I seem so close, I wish I could tell her but lets be honest here, she couldnt handle that.
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>>677427679
I wish I was a man, would've been better off, people would take me more serious.
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>>677427536
would you want to do it again and again with her or just fuck her and dump her there?
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I love my boyfriend, and he makes me really happy. However, sometimes I wish I was single so I could kiss / hook up with a chick. I've finally come to terms with the fact I'm bi, but I feel like I'll never be able to explore that part of me. I'm not leaving him, and I'd never cheat on him. But this thought makes me sad.
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>>677427607
>feeling anything
Really faggot?
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>>677421227
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>>677427748

Trade you.
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>>677427686
point for you
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>>677427642
Give it a few years. Eventually you will slow your response to the address with the Overdose and Domestic violence that you visit every first of the month. You will hate patients you get to know by name. You will become indifferent to the lives that flit to and fro.
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>>677427678
the cack is fulfilling his arse m8
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>Sniff my gf's sister panties
>Shave my dick and balls with the same machine my dad shaves his face
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I sold my image based forum site a while back, I had to declare bankruptcy shortly after and am now working as a cleaner at google to make ends meet
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>>677427750
Both sound appealing. But probably fuck her for awhile before dumping her.
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>>677427686
but I only lie to people which are close or their friends to me to get rid of them
I don´t care about you soo...
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I just want to die.

I won't suicide because of what it would do do to my family and friends even though I know that when I'm dead there's no way I could care anymore and in the grand scheme of things none of it would matter but I can't shut off my empathy so I'm gonna kill myself slowly with alcohol and cigarettes
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>>677423892
All these fat retards thinking they are having heart attacks after rating bk stackers
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>>677422130
I've tried that before but I can never do it descreetly enough. It makes a loud pop, they're actually hard to tear. What's your tear method?
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>>677427841

God, I wish I could.
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my mother's sister took my virginity when I was 14 yo.
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>>677428142

Would love to trade you and then fuck you to satisfy your cock. :)
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>>677427968
you are kind of turning me on talking about a teen just like a little toy
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I like to sing
My family
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>>677428221

That's all I ever wanted :/
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>>677419834
lucky
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>>677422691
You are so full of shit
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>>677428322

I would definitely do so if I could. You could jam it down my throat until I choked if you wanted.
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>>677426610
Thanks >.<
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>>677427216
So much retardation. You should screencap your post so you can read it in about six years when you're not an autistic teenager anymore
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>>677428305
That's pretty much all they are. A sexy set of holes for me to fill with my cock.
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>>677428138
Roll the end tween your nails. The tear will happen quietly. Or pre puncture w an exacto. Just a super small cut. You don't get the pop, just the snappy latex sound
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>>677428374
Actually I never lie on 4chan. It's more fun.
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My autistic little brother has a big dick. I kinda want him to fuck me.
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>>677428536
how guys pull this off
I'm impressed
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>>677428604
how would you fuck her? just make her do whatever you want to please you? or slowly work your way there?
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>>677428564
Or I could just live in the now, move on when shit happens, and not need look back at my past with shame like a anxiety fag
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Someone at work is telling a former coworker's fiance/baby mama all of his secrets. It's my understanding that this person let the fiance know of her man's cheating habit via fake facebook.

Former coworker thinks I'm behind it because I overheard some gossip at work within earshot of other staff members. And I guess he assumes it takes a "computer whiz" to make a fake facebook. Since this has happened he's threatened me and another person at work with legal action and even came up to the job to "talk" to me after this person contacted his fiance twice and gave up more information. I got him kicked out of the building after he threatened me again.

You may be wondering what my secret is...

No, it's not me behind it all. Though I am oddly flattered that he thinks it's me.

I found out who the person is and decided to keep it a secret from him and his fiance. They can have fun finding out who it really is on their own.
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I am a manchild that due to any number of reasons including but limited to medical issues during formative years, extreme religious upbringing, dismissive and inattentive parents, etc. never learned the proper social skills to understand the nuances of interaction that are typically learned in formative years.

Now it's expected that I should already have mastery of basic social skills when my life in general seemed to have actively worked against me learning said skills.

I will never state this to anyone because the limited social understanding that I have let's me recognize that I would be immediately considered an outsider, loser, creep, child, etc.

So I fake a life keeping things as vague as possible and while I'm sure my "friends" and family have suspicions they can never prove anything.

My entire life is a facade
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I lied about having a friend as an excuse to get out of engagements and easily reject invitations to hanging out or doing things with other people, this continued for several years before I had to finally kill that friend off, hoping to rid myself of the lie and move on. However, I suspected people did not believe my story so got a reasonably visible tattoo with the fake dead friends name. I've acted or been depressed ( hard to tell ) every year for the past 4 years around the anniversary of the fake friends death.
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>>677418514
I've been in a sexual relationship with my daughter since she was 19, she is now 24.
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I shot a man in reno.... just to watch him die.
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>>677428892
Make her do what I wanted. I'd probably just put her on all fours and fuck her holes though.
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>>677428735
Right on, I never thought about pretearing
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I found a video on my girlfriend's teenage sisters laptop of her stuffing a dildo in her pussy. Quality isn't amazing and she doesn't show her face but it's obvious to me it's her. Also found nudes of friends mom a few years ago with spread legs etc. I stuck my finger in the same friends sisters pussy while she was asleep one night, she didn't wake up so I always like to think she was actually awake since it was wet
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>>677429019
just grab her hips and fuck her pussy as you want? spank her big ass too obviously right?
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>>677428973
Do u share?
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>>677419141
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>>677427751
trsut me, as a dood, he would be totally down to share you with a woman
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>>677428930
but if you have "friends" then what's the facade?
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>>677427751
Have some threesomes with him, 99% chance hell dig that
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I have two lovers, and I can't choose between them. They don't know about each other.
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>>677428969
dude....
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>>677428160
Was it consensual?
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>>677429236
Yeah, exactly. Cum in her when I was done.
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I frequent this site.

I'm pretty sure my other secrets pale in comparison
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>>677428536
moar
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>>677418514
Almost all the pictures I post of girls I know are them when they're underage. I get off on strangers jerking it to pictures of girls I know when they were 14/15/16/17.
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>>677429489
ohh you would do it bareback? dont you think she would try to stop you or make you wear a condom?
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I just recently realized I'm a nihilist after looking up the definition.
Feels bad.
At least I'm not an anarchist tho, that's a plus.
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>>677428973
How did that first go down?
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>>677429567
where?
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>>677429604
I'd like to do it bareback yeah, as long as I'm fantasizing about it. She's probably want me to stop, but I'd do it anyway I think.
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>>677429792
Any site where I get the opportunity to do so, really. I've done it more than a few times on here, for example.
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>>677429352
The facade is pretending that I have any semblance of understanding how people operate when in reality I'm stumbling blindly in the dark and have lucked my way into a couple of human connections.

History has taught me that I'll ruin these "friendships" soon.

I'm likable until whatever the fuck the next level of friendship is.

I don't know what it is because me.
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>>677430015
Humans are actually extremely predictable due to the rules set in place by society. It's very easy to predict how they're going to act if you've known them for any length of time.
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>>677429792
>>677429917
In fact I can almost guarantee you that some anon has a folder of some chicks I've posted who're underage, and doesn't even know it. All clothed pictures of course, nothing naked.
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>>677430015
I'm really bad with women and dating, but for some reason I seem to have no problem with friends. Funny thing is I'm not very social and prefer to spend most of my time alone anyway
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>>677430310
Definitely on your side, but I can't fap to clothed anyone
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>>677428973
Lies!
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>>677430205
A lot of it flies right over my head.

I'm not fit for the instincts and structures of the majority/ society as a whole.

The honorable thing is to deny any reproduction( like I could get laid regardless) and not allow my shit genes to pollute humanities gene pool.
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>>677430310
We're both at the very least, somewhat similar then
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>>677430602
Even with a hot slut?
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>>677430810
You've posted underage girls you know too?
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>>677430890
Replied to the wrong person.

My bad
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>>677427751
>being this gay
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>>677418514
I enjoy being in 'abusive' relationships.
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>>677421363
Maybe it's because we're on an anonymous message board so you wouldn't have to face the scorn of people IRL. Well I hate you. Through the internet I hate you
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>>677430671
Just try to pay attention when you speak with your friends the next time. You'll notice patterns very quickly. Then figure out what triggers what. (EG: Complimenting someone usually triggers an "Oh, thanks" response of some kind.) Once you've gotten that figured out, it's pretty easy to get the responses you want when talking to people.
I have a friend from university I talk to that's overly polite and thinks I'm really smart. (Which is not true, I'm just a fast learner) Because of the way she acts, I can almost predict whenever she's going to laugh, whenever she's going to compliment me, and whenever she's going to thank me.
It's actually a little annoying at times, but it's an incredibly useful skill to have.
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I've given 5 girls chlamydia and i haven't told anymore, because i don't feel like it
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>>677430493
We're both at the very least, somewhat similar then
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>>677421363
What ages do you like?
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ive sucked this girls toes
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>>677431097
Thanks, I'll try and adapt to this type of thought
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>>677428930
Holy shit this is me.
Except only online, I moved recently and I pretty much lie to my irl friends about pretty much everything I'm doing. I'm probably a sociopath
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>>677431104
You forgot some bait, include "they deserved it" next time ok.
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>>677431354
Good luck, Anon. Hope it works out for you.
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I have been in love with the same girl since kindergarten and she doesn't know it.

She is married, has 3 kids and we're good friends.

Everytime I see her with her husband and kids I die a little.

>MFW I've been friendzoned for 30 years
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>>677430310
that's super hot to me, not gonna lie
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I had just gotten engaged, probably before I was truly ready. Was also still talking to ex of mine at the time who wanted to hook up again.

Ex always was flat chested but recently saved enough for implants (went from tiny A cup to decent B). She was always self conscious about her chest when we dated so was all proud to tell me.

Several sexual inuendos followed about how I should see them, etc. Keep in mind she didn't know yet I was engaged and thinking back I prob didn't tell her on purpose.

We end up agreeing to meet one night to talk in my car. Spot was a dark town home guest parking lot we used to stop at and get it on.

She had found out about engagement prior to this and was all emotional about why didn't I tell her. Real reason was she still loved me. I held her for a while and our faces got closer together. Soon we were making out.

I said I believe you have something to show me. She laughed and showed her new tits. And of course we ended up fucking in my car. Made plans to get a hotel room later but never followed through.

Fiancée and now wife has no idea this happened. Feel guilty to this day. Thankfully ex is now married with kids of her own.
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>>677423777
what promise anon?
also nice trips
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>>677427748
False. If you arent constantly good at everything, people will disregard you, and you can't use sexuality or anything to improve your standings once that happens.
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>>677428969
holy fuck
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>>677430867
>hot
A fucking hot pile of shit
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Holy shit. This thread proves 4chan is just facebook without the names and likes and shit.

Faggots.
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>>677432828
Big tits? Flat stomach? What's not to like? I'd bang her anyway.
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IDK why, but i suck my dog's pee pee when i was like 10 or something...

Worst thing is a friend watched me do it, and now he threatens with telling all my friends when they r all around...

>FML
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>>677418514
i'm faggot hope OP never find out
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>>677419834
DETAILS?
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>>677426039
I actually have had many encounters with girls younger than me. All under or at double digit age range. Me? Was already in double digits age wise.

Ask away.
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When i was 10 years old I fucked my cousin she was 1 fucking year old, someone in my family found out and told me not to do it again, I was being a good boy until I turned 15, she was 6 years, fucked her again, the same member found out, and menace me to tell the police, the faggot couldn't do it (lol) but I get pretty scared, now I just turned 18 and I'm a fucking pedo, I don't do anything, lurk in loli threads and stuff, my cousin doesn't make easy to resist because thanks to the stuff I put in her head when she was 6 transformed her in a slut.
>tfw mu cousin breaks in my room to touch my dick or show me her naked body
>tfw Im living the fucking dream and I can't enjoy it cause I'm fighting against my pedo side
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>>677433644
>double digits
checked
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>>677433644
where do you cum when you fuck them
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>>677432828
nah /b/ro, she's hot
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>>677433819

>cumed in toilet paper

>I wasn't stupid
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>>677433096
there's only one solution:

Murder
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>>677434581
I know!! thats the only solution to my problem.
But of course im not gonna do it.

Mofo is always like "hey, do u remember that dog u had when u were a kid?"
While looking me in the eye.... like torturing me...


I just bcame distant with that "friend" and all my group of very good friends.
>became such a lonely piece of shit, barely go out
I fear he already told them. Will never know, I guess

>feels batman
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>>677434858
You don't have to kill him. Just rape him. Then hold the threat of letting your other friends know he let a guy butt fuck him over his head.
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My gf has a dick. And I'm okay with that.
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>>677435357
>gf
>dick
try again
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>>677435397
well she totally looks like a girl and acts like a girl now, so I use "gf"
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>>677435473
>she
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>>677435555
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I've been thinking about camwhoring for money since I'm poor and too dumb and lazy to get a job. im terribly shy but it seems like easy cash. idk if I'd even have the balls to go through with it though. I'd never want anyone else to know because I'm horribly shy and not well liked in my family and it'd be so embarrassing if someone thought I'd stoop to that as I come from a line of crackwhores. I just want to eat daily and maybe buy a game once a month...
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>my secret
>TFW when I'm a brony
>TFW when I was trying to keep this a secret from you guys
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>>677426803
Leprinceton Dewon Burks?
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I've ejaculated on a 5 year old girls feet. I used to lick them and suck on her toes too. I got to do this for 2 years. Am I proud? No. But all of you are fucked up so I can't be bothered by it reading your stories.
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>>677418514
i jerked to my daughters underwear and then moved on to jerking, and after that cumming on my sleeping daughter. done it several times by now. it's awesome feeling doing something that taboo and forbidden.
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You guys didnt read this shit or what >>677433096
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i fucked a 13 year old once
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>>677436102
to be fair i also watch the show sometimes, the animation is great, i wouldn't call myself a brony though
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>>677437063
You know, it's funny because I was going to say the same thing about the post about sympathetic anal for ones dog. I'm fucked up too but. Hmmm.
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im confused about my sexuality and my porn addiction is driving me into weird fetishes
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Went to whore house fucked up on opiates and benzos couldn't get it up felt like shit paid left with head down got home took more opiates to forget woke up 15 hours later still feeling like not a man
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>>677437269
i just did that once tho....

are u fuckin ur dog m8??
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>>677422691
nigger detected based on activities and text
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>>677434858
if it was just you and him, he has no credibility. just deny, deny, deny.
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>>677419834
Copypasta this was in a secrets thread yesterday.
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>>677435744

Well please tell if you do start. You could get a gf/bf thow?
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>>677437438
Been there. Stop watching porn and masturbating and it'll sort itself out
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>>677426803
it's called extortion and if they possess the tape it's illegal without consent. also don't fuck niggers because they do this kind of shit you moron
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>>677437974
me acting all awkward, nervous and angry, denying af, over something like that...
It'd be pretty obvious to everyone there that it really happened although no proof.
Then Id just get in a fight with that friend, stop talking to him, which would confirm.

We've all know each other for decades, we know when something's up

so thats why i just bailed from social life, basically
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I'm only with my 31yo gf so I'm not homeless (im 22 and have no family)
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I'm unhappy. Everyone thinks that I'm most happy person they know but that's not true. I started to cry once a week. I'm doing this when i feel lonely. Have suicidal thoughts two times a day, but consider suicide as act of weakness. I don't want to look like fucking emo fag so I'm hiding this.
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>>677418514
Come to think of it, that might just be the little fad fat fed faggot op wanking his puny little sackball to rare pepes thinking he does a great job in his motor dust cum stained cubicle in the back alley of his mother-sister's jail cell.
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I'm paparazzi paranoïd
So hère is my nude for noone ask me who I am

Cf
For ennemies :
Let us go into their mind for an eternal battle for the truth!
Rules are : no worries, no cheat, no purpose, no çountrary : with Love
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>>677439670
What the fuck even is this post?
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>>677440040
Just kidding ;)
Sorry
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>>677440040
noob
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>>677439670
>>677440131
>>677440167
Whoa there, kid. Don't use up all your (You)s
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>>677426803
Your dad would not watch all, ni worries
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Me, my gf and her brother were all drunk and she passed out and we ended up giving each other blowjobs.
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>>677419141
God man stop the degeneracy
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I've been in lone with two girls at the same time for good 3 years now. They were best friends but broke their friendship bc of me and I can't help myself but wanting to have them both
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>>677422130
Dude that's stupid
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Used to sell my gf to several guys until she found out and left me. She never told anyone bc she was in love and she wasn't angry at all, she was just sad and seemed destroyed
She was perfect and I lost her, I didn't realise until it was too late
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>>677418514
I'm dying and I'm not going to tell anyone I know.
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I feverishly masturbate to pee porn and models of girls around 10-13 years old. I do it so much that I'm in peril of getting kicked out of grad school as I can't seem to do anything but wank when no one is watching.
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