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Trips decide how i kill myself
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Of old age.
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attack a cop
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drown in your own semen
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cigarretes
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>>677411970
death by cop
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sandpaper
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starve in the woods
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>>677412229
roll
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Relaxing bubblebath followed by electrocution via toaster dropped into the tub. Buy an extention cord if you must.
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cut off your own dick and choke on it
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>>677412898
Reroll
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Wow, first reply and it wad trip. Op better deliver
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Friends tv marathon.
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>>677412229
Age of Ultron
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Freeze dick, sharpen it, stab yourself in the heart. Cops will have fun trying to figure out what happened.
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Sharpie in pooper.
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Jump off your local autism treatment center. That's probably where you live, anyway.
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Choke on a dragon dildo.
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Get a fucking massive snake and let the damn thing swallow you. Record if possible.
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Get satanic trips three times in a row.
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Starvation
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>>677411970
Roll!

You don't do it, but spend the rest of your life shitposting about how you are going to kill yourself.
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Old age. The greatest suffering.
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>>677415041
Rolling
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>>677413115
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Off old age
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>>677414239
If no trips, I'll do this
I live near a guy who sells those fucking animals so

Old age isn't suicide
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A long healthy life that ends with you falling asleep one night in your 80s and not waking up. You leave behind a full life filled with experiences and lasting relationships that people will remember until it is their time.
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>>677415507
Re roll
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brick
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Go to Bronx and call a Negri nigger
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>>677411970
Memorize every Will Smith TV show and MOVIES.
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