Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
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Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
Manchild: Make a thread about feminists
Optometrist: Please stand on the black line and tell me whether this glass is half full of half empty
Topologist: I have rigorously formalized the notion of emptiness, but have yet to completely understand what a "glass" is
Proctologist: The glass is broken
>>677405628
>half-full = filled to the halfway point
>half-empty = emptied to the halfway point
>>677406587
medium kek
Zionist: Selling half empty glass for $4, half full glass for $6
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Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Feminist: Rape
Youtuber: KYS
Realist: The glass is twice as tall as it needs to be.
Engineer: Somebody poured too much glass around this water