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if a girl called you creepy what would you do?

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if a girl called you creepy what would you do?
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"well yeah i am, whats your point?"
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stop being creepy, fagget.
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what I wish I'd do:
>"whatever"


what I'd actually do:
>"..oh..uh..sorry....I..uh..didn't mean to uh...
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I'd whip my dick out and start jerking off before she could look away.
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>>677405566
>>677405566
quit creeping on her
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I'd ignore her
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>>677405566
go home and cry while I jerk off into her crusty panties again
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Has this happened before? Or, is this the first time?
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>>677405566
buy her another pack of her favorite tampons but for a different reason this time
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>>677405566
grab her ass and say "you ain't seen nothin yet babydoll"
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Tell her to quit stalking me
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>crouch
>sneak walk away
>VATS from a distance
>4x sneak damage
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>>677406306
kek
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>>677405566
Ask her where a 4 year old learned that word.
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>Girl I have no interest in
Look at her like she's crazy and walk away

>cute girl
Freeze and try to act like I wasn't staring at her.
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>>677405965
i had a girl call my creepy because i walked behind her once at work. there are long hallways, i walk across it many many times a day.
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>>677406986
Then tell that dumb bitch to fuck off
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laugh because u a man and u fly. fuck a bitch
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You say don't flatter yourself bitch. I think your ugly and you're blocking my way
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>>677405566
I'd do the same thing I always do. Ask when dinner is and if she washed my clothes.
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Rape her
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>>677405566
Continue smelling her hair
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Crawl out from under her bed and go home.
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>>677405566
>caring what some random cunt thinks of you
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>>677410001
/thread
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Become more creepy. Smell her hair when I could do it. Especially if people notice. Make a scene. Never break the law, but ride that line and be as creepy as possible for as long as possible.
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>>677409477
/thread
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>>677405566
Start singing really, really loud and off key:

CAUSE I'M A CREEP.
I'M A WEIRDO.
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>>677406986
hahaha what a self-absorbed bitch.

Lady if I was gonna rape somebody,
don't you think I'd go for someone a little more..
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>>677408531
That's pretty good. You gotta be spicy about it. Also, checked dub dubs.
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Put my dick away
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>>677405566
say thank you
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