Ask an Army Fag Anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask an Army Fag Anything
Do they monitor your internet activity?
>>677386543
Been posted anywhere with little girls?
>>677386543
do you faggots have awesome ceremonial uniforms?
>>677386543
Shut up
>>677386687
>>677386690
>the computers in your office yeah sadly
>no idea what that mean
>>677386690
Stop
>>677386767
>we do pretty gay ones honestly
Why are all army guys so hot
So sad when attractive people die
>>677386809
Yeah worded that poorly, been anywhere where the local girls are cute?
>>677386835
No
How long before you realized you made a mistake joining and now want to kill yourself?
Took me 9months in the Infantry to realize this.
>>677386543
Srs question time. Why? Why join?
>>677387035
>trust me we all dont look good lmao and its war people are supposed to die
Airman here. What made you join the army instead of the other branches?
>>677387130
>sadly no currently in ft bragg
>>677387132
>never love my job im a 42a and currently in an infantry battalion
>>677387147
>just wanted to, good benefits and good lifestyle outta corporate
>>677387373
That's a shame
>>677387284
>join the army for the wrestling team, other branches are cool but are for different people
>>677387583
>punchclock hero
Speaking of, since you mentioned Fort Bragg, I'm pretty sure you're American unless on an exchange. So how long do you figure you have until you swallow the red pill and realize that you, as a soldier, are still owned by major corporations and that the government manufacturers excuses to go to war in order to maintain the military-industrial complex that keeps many of these companies afloat?
>>677387484
Infantry battalions are so fun. Involves sitting in the COF all day and have 6 UAs in a week and a half.
>>677388011
>mfw literally any job is owned by one corporation or another
>mfw no face
>>677388011
>realize it now, and america runs on war which idc about it. every country has their major thing america seems to be wars
>>677388077
>lmfao thats what i tell all the bang bangs who first get to our unit
>>677388360
>MFW it's especially heinous in the case of the military because these men and women are sacrificing their lives and sanity to line the Waltons' pockets
>>677388630
We all end up dead in the end. Might as well have a stable job until then, which could possibly retire you at 40ish years old. Meanwhile every civilian slaves away until their 60s or even 70s.
You know what you're talking about though.
>>677387132
faggot
>>677388959
This is a fair enough point, but IMO, the cost/risk/benefit ratio for military service just isn't worth it unless the war is for something real, like it was back in our grandparents' days.
