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Prokhorenko : They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting immediate extraction.
Command: Extraction request acknowledged.
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Command: ETA on evacuation 12 minutes, return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly.
Command: Return to the green line, continue returning fire, help is on the way, followed by air support.
Prokhorenko : Negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards!
Command: Extract ETA 10 minutes, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: return to the green line, I repeat return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and I died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative, return to the green line.
Prokhorenko : Unable command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. Please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: Please confirm your request.
Prokhorenko : They [are] outside, this is the end, commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them!
Command: [No response, orders the airstrike]
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>>677367700
with that fucking whore no wonder he'd rather take an air strike
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>>677367700
oh ya this guy..

Turned out Prokhorenko had fallen asleep inside a building or something. He hates the dark so he used a pillow case to cover his head while he slept. He was so wasted from vodka he couldn't take it off, and became surrounded by 2 IS fighters..
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Rare pepes for this man
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>>677368400
also dubs
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>vatnik
kys cyka blyaat
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>>677367728

Read about this a little while ago, guy's a fucking legend honestly. Rest in pepperino vlad, F
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>>677368528
Thats a fine pepe my friend, plus the detail of Natalias pic.

Glory to the motherland!
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This story gave me an epic justice boner. Die taking out a bunch of goat rapers, if only the rest of us can be that fortunate.
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>>677370000
Nothing happened.
Just another day is going.
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>>677368528
Saved.
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>>677367728
make this shit a movie
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>>677367700
Cheers buddy
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Nudes of wife or gtfo
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>>677368400
2?
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