Mmhhh
I would shove it up my ass
>>677365264
Does the room still have the spiders in it?
stay fucking calm
the fuck is "$100 hundred million of dolar"
Kill the giant spider with my shoes duel wielding and stick the baseball bat in my ass.
>>677365685
To get money retard
>>677365264
>>677365943
"kill the giant spider"
big spidder has 6 legs only
>>677365264
>heavenly thunder
get fucked freja
>spider
>>677365938
You will get 1 100 millionth of a dollar.
So a day of minimum wage
>>677365264
hasta la vista spidey
>>677365264
kill the spider with my dick.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677365264
Well that spider is clearly a Fathead wall decal, so I don't give a fuck about that, but the other shit looks like black mold which is quite hazardous to your health, so I would only agree to stay in the room if I had adequate breathing protection, otherwise the health risk wouldn't be worth the money.
Kill the giant spider over and over again till it drops a bronze sword, then take care of the rest
>>677367206
lmao
I wouldn't do it. If you consider how strong a spider is for its current size, if the ratio stays the same that spider would be incredibly strong and probably not easily killed.
>>677367353
Sadistic billionaire with a spider fetish
>>677365264
Easy 100 mil. spiders legs work hydrolically. If you put a hole in the cephathorax (say using the baseball bat) it releases the pressure and the spiders legs curl up and it'll die. That and it isn't possible for a spider that big to jump, and breathing for a spider that big would be very difficult since their proto lungs would have issues.
One of the issues is you need to kill everything before it gets dark and hunting spiders, which this looks like have reasonably good vision (10-20% that of a human) whereas web builders are blind as a fucking bat.
>>677365264
hell nah
>>677367884
That's not a hundred mil. It's $100 hundred million of dolar
>>677365264
Well the big spode would die because it's to big then I would use the baseball bat as a rolling pin and kill the other spiders. Hive me my 100 of dolar
>>677368211
I'm assuming the person who put the picture together has shitty spelling & grammar.
>>677367884
I think the question is hypothetical
>>677365264
Fuck yes i would.
I sit in the opposite corner and leave those spiders alone.
If the big one comes then i lose my shit and beat it to death.
It's a spider, not a terminator.
>>677368611
I think your mom is hypothetical
>>677368611
Anyone that says no lives with their parents and don't have to pay for their food or lodging.
>>677366403
No, it doesn't, the 4 front legs are just very close to each other. Look closely.
>>677367884
To many variables, is it poisonous or just sharp fangs.
You are correct on their movements based on internal pressure but there are many of spiders that can shunt an appendage internally at the joint.
>>677367206
I fucking lol'd
If I can wear pic related, then yes
>>677365716
what do you mean, is this a real room?
>>677369707
sauce?
>>677369829
I don't have a problem with the room just asking if the spiders are still in it, if they aren't I'd be in that room for 2 days for half the money.
Thats right undercutting the competition
>>677369707
You can only bring a bat, so I assume it means you have to go in naked.
>>677370072
Yes,the spiders stay.
>>677370173
>naked
>with spiders
i love spiders so i'll take the offer
Spiders need love too. I'm in.
>>677370072
Actually I just looked it up. This isn't even a room, its actually a very small spot inside of a wall. You can notice this by looking close at the "walls". Their actually just wood planks. So the spider isn't that big either. Not to mention you can't fit in there.
>>677370402
>implying that's not hot as fuck
>>677370239
Shit then, now I don't know.
What would i do with the money?
i would buy all kinds of cool shit, like a huge house and a super expensive car, then i would fuck bitches.
What would i do in the room?
stay in a corner and stomp any small spiders that got too close, the big one isnt a problem because its just a painting on the wall and not an actual spider.
>>677371066
It's a hypothetical question
>>677371066
What if the big spider ran towards you anon?
>>677365264
Sure. I'm a surgeon with a baseball bat anyway, just lemme float this foil first and bring my cigarettes with a piece of printer paper.
>repeatedly whack bat against wall until it splits
>use tooth to whittle a piece of it into a firestick
>create fire
>burn everything
>>677371423
Why would it do that?
>>677371332
well in that case that was a hypothetical answer.
>>677371423
I really dont know, guess there is only 1 way to find out.
>>677370479
kek
>>677371066
It's real, but as another anon said it's not actually a room, just the underside of a bed that you can kind of scale up in your imagination, so everything is actually a lot smaller.
http://gilwizen.com/phoneutria/
>>677371494
>Human ingenuity at it's finest
>>677371532
To make sweet sweet spider love. You could fuck it in the butt.
Why does that spider have 6 legs
>>677371691
>tfw you'll never be as fucking cool as primitive technology
>>677365264
I have arachnophobia about as bad as you can get, but I'd still do it. I'd make sure someone locks me in and doesn't open, no matter how much I scream and shout.
There's only two possible outcomes.
I'm being cured of my phobia and win 100 hundred million dollar (isn't that, like 10000 million, of 10 billion? Whatever)
OR
I'll com out completely mentally wrecked and still win 10billion (or 100 hundred million?) dollar.
>>677365264
>>677371963
I've done similar, it does take more work than people give it credit for.
>>677371705
yeah, this sounds good.
Throw the baseball bat at the big spider, then beat it to death with my fists. Scare the little spiders back into the hole, stuff it up with my clothes, and then smash the rest of the little ones. Then sit in the corner and hope I live the next 24 hours. HOBO STYLE
>>677370579
this is the correct answer and i'm sorry i didn't post it first.
Probably. But I don't think I can survive naked with a baseball bat.
>>677372201
>You can only take a baseball bat
>What would you do?
Enter the room and just sit there for 24 hours. The spider won't do anything except maybe crawl on me. No need for a bat. I'd be more worried about soiling myself for waiting 24 hours.
By the way the "room" seems to be nothing more than the size of a goddamn coffin. Reward outweighs risk by far still. OP is a fag.
>>677372201
>implying spiders have fear
>>677365264
No really, fuck you.
>>677365264
I would probably have to kill them, especially the big one, because they are lead by killer instincts... I genuinely like spiders, but if it was my life + that cash or his life I would not hesitate.