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Tomorrow i join the army and today i smoked pot and im planning

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Tomorrow i join the army and today i smoked pot and im planning to shoot my self once i have a weapon in my hands any question?
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>>677364868
You gonna shoot someone else first?
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No I think you laid it all out there.
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>>677364868

Here's one:
Why did you think any of us would care?
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>>677364868
lol when you get kicked out before you get a rifle.
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>>677364868
clever prank I guess.
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In marine corps boot camp when you're on the range you sit in on a bench one in front of the other, make sure you're first put your weapon on burst insert in mouth and pull, kill you, person behind and maybe third pee
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>>677364868

couldn't you just smoke some more pot and jerk off ?
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>>677365253
I think I had a stroke while typing that
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dude don't. please.
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>>677364962
proly
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>>677365047
cuz yall bunch of fgts watching traps dick rate lolis and rekt threads
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>>677364868
What country?
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>>677365128
il get the rifle in just 5 weeks i have great phisical condition and already past all psychological tests
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>>677366606
argentina Córdoba city
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>>677365334
i used to do that since unless i have money to pay a whore i cant get laid
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>>677366778
no bardies bobo, en cordoba con un poco de parla en 1 hora conseguis un fierro, no hace falta romper las pelotas en el ejercito.
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>>677367366
tengo ganas de bardearla y no tengo ganas de conseguir un fierro tumbero de mierda que eh visto yo me la voy a mandar con el fal aparte voy al liceo militar y si puedo mato un par de pendejos cuando me toque la guardia
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>>677367843
hace lo que quieras, te quiero ver en la tele cagon la concha de tu madre.
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>>677365430
You will receive a drug test at meps and then promptly be sent back wherever you came from once it returns with you positive results. Just get a shotgun at Wal-Mart and kill yourself there.
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At least be a legend
>Steal auto rifles and ammo
>Grab a vehicle if u can
>Go to closest town and randomly shoot people (the types you hate most)
>When the cops arrived shoot yourself
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>>677368083
vos espera nomas
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Give it just a couple months or so and you'll be ok
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