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First dubs after each update chooses
Trips gives good luck

32 names the whites
69 names the blacks
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>>677363202
White pop.:20
Black pop.:20
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>>677363202
White resources:20
Black resources:20
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>>677363202

whites begin panhandling for gold in the river and find a ton
blacks begin making weapons out of trees

names: Vanilliarians and Nigerites.
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>>677363202
blacks are called nignogs

whites are called checkums
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That's some fancy ass drawing OP. Roll white building boat. Blacks: ISIS Whites: KKK
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whites: 4th reich

blacks: NigguKanGDumb
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>>677363762
Close enough, let's get this started

Blacks are called Nigerites.

>>677364005
Thanks anon, am drawing now
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whites named: Trumptopia
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>>677363762
>>677364005
Boats built

Nigerites have built spears, bats, and javelins

Whites have not been named, and built a boat. They find some gold.

Whites: 40
Resources: 10

Nigerites: 20
Resources: 15
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Rolling for meteor storm -2 white -4 black -5 resources from both
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white use boat to move to small island also name them selves Bulgarians
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what software did you use to make that op?
Also, if dubs, whites start collecting wood from forest
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whites named nazis
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>>677364887

Whites begin worshiping the Norse gods
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Mountain in back is actually an active volcano set to erupt in 5 turns
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>>677365213
Firealpaca. It's like MS Paint, but much much better. Slightly worse than Photoshop Elements
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Whites collect wood and make weapons. Whites named Aryans
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whites named Christians
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>>677364887
The whites use the boats to cross the river where they meet the niggerite refugees. They bring them home to give their women niggerite babies.
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>>677364887
Whites named Nigerites 2.0
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whites named Paleish
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>>677365582
Fuck rerolling
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whites build houses
Nigerites summon satan
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>>677365582
>>677365680
I pray to lord get for 32
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whites move closer to the mountain so they can gather iorn
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Nuclear bomb goes off killing all and coating the entire map with highly radioactive fallout
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>>677364887
Nigerites are actually mongolians
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Gamestop opens up shop on the top of the mountain
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Savages are seen on the horizon.

Whites named Aryans
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>>677366133
>>677365833
looks like we got 2 events
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>>677364887
Whites discover pic related and use their wangs to drill a tunnel to the black community and steal their shit and drill their wymin
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whites begin researching aesthetic
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>>677365833
>>677365582
>>677366133

Aryans trek to the mountain, there seems to be a cave!

Nigerites have multiplied.

Aryans: 60, 5 Resources
Nigerites: 40, 10 Resources


69 names Savages
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>>677363202
I love the drawing style its's pretty neat. Rolling for building a wall
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>>677366713
Randy Savages
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whites begin to build a simple village and defenses near the mountain. also begin mining in the cave.
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>>677366860
rerolling for this
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isis is savages
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>>677366860
kek'd rolling
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>>677366829
Thanks anon
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>>677366867
rerolling
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>>677366713
savages cut off water at the mountain so that aryans and nigerites will die. -10 resources for aryans and nigerites
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Savages called mexicanz
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>>677366634
nice civ referance /b/ro
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Hitler is born.
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>>677367237
>>677366860
rerolling
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Everyone is infected by ebola and dies
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Saveges also named Nigerites.
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savage winter comes
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>>677366713
>>677366911
>>677367211

Aryans have begun to mine cave, and have started to build a wall. Nigerites keep reproducing. Randy Savages keep advancing

Aryans: 60, Resources: 10
Nigerites: 60, Resources: 10
Randy Savages: ???
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>>677367928
Nigerites start breeding chickens for future kfc
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>>677367928
Whites use iron weapons to kill savages
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>>677367928
Blacks start fucking monkeys, create aids virus, and then they all die.
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>>677368164
Reroll
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>>677367928
aryans begin bridge construction to advance diplomacy with nigerites
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First king takes charge of Aryan village.
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>>677368311
Winrar
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>>677367928
when all the whites are out building the wall and mining, the randy savages loot and burn the houses. -10 resources aryans. A leader emerges from the Nigerites, entitled Giga Nigga. Giga Nigga instructs the nigerites to build chicken farms. +3 resources nigerites
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>>677367928
What's this? Nigerites have caught up to Aryans in population? NOT ON MY WATCH! FUCK MOAR! (Aryans reproduce)
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Nigerites learn to walk upright.
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>>677368311
Winrar winrar chicken tenders now O-P must deliver
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why is he running?
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I request that stupid-ass "hurr durr everyone dies" posts not be allowed
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>>677367928
aryians create armor
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hey just letting you cunts know, stop deciding the resources.
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>>677368591
I request you shut the hell up
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>>677367928
whites create iron weapons and combat savages
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Aryans domesticate cows +20 resources.
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>>677368591
I agree
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asians move in as a faction
only if quads get

south west
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Aryans continue to fortify, create a militia.
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Aryans domesticate cows.
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>>677368725
Suck the shit out of my asshole
>>677368591
yeah
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>>677369005
ill reroll that
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>>677369044
dubs cancel the stupid dubs
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>>677369005
Reroll as well.
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Niggers sacrafice and rape young whites to please god
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Randy Savages burn one of the Ayran houses. Nigerites start discover gunpowder
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>>677368893
rolling for it.
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>>677369476
reroll
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>>677368311
Winner winner winner winner winner
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>>677369005
reroll
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>>677368164
>>677368311
>>677368544
Nigerites already have been walking upright, and start banging monkeys. AIDS is among them, and some start to die.

Aryans keep building wall. Aryans have discovered agriculture due to starvation.

Aryans: 50, Resources 2
Nigerites: 30, Resources: 5
Randy Savages: ????

Sorry for drawing so slow
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Jews ally the nigerites
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>>677369727
Reroll
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>>677369727
Roll
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>>677369727
Rollin
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>>677369727
Reroll
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>>677368431
Aryans have monogamy. pop growth affected.
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>>677369727
Rolleroni
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>>677369727
reroll
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>>677369665
the greybeards call down from the mountain, a dragonborn arises from the aryans
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>>677369665
Aryans fortify their main village
Niggerites try to swim to the rock in the river, with questionable success
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>>677369727
Rollin for this
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Mining cave has an accident, kills some Aryans.

Nigerite zombies appear
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>>677369727
Rollllll
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all nigerites die and will be replaced by a powerful army of monkeys
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Aryans enslave the nigerites.
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>>677369894
reroll
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>>677369727
Get this
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>>677369665
Nigs discover the coca leaf and make crack. They destroy their food and technology in their paranoid state
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>>677370100
Waste of dubs faggot they all still have aids
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>>677370208
reroll
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Japanese appear on island.
Randys build trebuchet.
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>>677369665
Penis monster attack when?
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Blacks create small shelters, and craft crude spears out of rocks. Randy Savages ambush a group of aryans heading back from the wall and fatally piledrive them, learning some basic technology
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The mountain converts to judaism
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Mammoths move in from the west.
Nigerites spread aids.
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>>677370369
no man, that only happens in your dreams
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>>677370369
>>677370900
idk, 69 AND dubs
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>>677370896
reroll.
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>>677370100
Aryans decide marriage is a good thing, and thus develop monogamy.

Nigerites, seeing across a river another civilization, try to copy agriculture. AIDS continue to kill them.

Randy Savages start building trebuchets.

Japs appear on the island out of nowhere, thanks to Amaterasu.

Aryans: 50, Resources 30
Nigerites: 20, Resources: 10
Randy Savages: ????
Japs: 20
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>>677371350
Shit I meant Aryans: 70, Resources 50, but whatever

Also included this:
>>677370366
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The river now flows semen
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>>677370896
Reroll
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Aryans finish wall ahead of schedule.
Nigerites cut down trees for mellon growing land.
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The hills have eyes.
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Japs start inventing things extremely fast, get glasses and can see the nigerites on the other side. Randy Savages start the siege of the aryan villages, using the trebuchets while looting and pillaging the town. +15 resources savages
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Japs create trade route.
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Aryans get war hounds.
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>>677371350
Aryans gather 20 good men and make short work of the trebuchets and the randy supplies
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Aryans name their village Pearl Harbor
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Aryans develop caste system.
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>>677372089
rerolling for this
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>>677372178
Rolling
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>>677372178
Second.
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>>677372178
Rollerino.
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There were giants in those days.
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>>677372178
yes
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>>677372178
rerolling

also finish building their boat
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>>677371350
roll to stop drawing an overview and for the next few posts you draw the battle between aryans and savages

rolls decide tactics
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>>677372361
reroll
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>>677371744
Aryans: 90, Resources 120
Nigerites: 20, Resources 100
Randys: ?????
Japs: 40, Resources 10


The wall has been nearly finished, dubbed "Wall of Trump."

Nigerites realize they must do something fast. One Nigerite had vision, where growing watermelon will heal them. They immediately clearcut and start growing watermelons

Randys finish trebuchets.
Japs magically fuck and reproduce, even though they have no food.
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>>677371350
mountain erupts into a volcano and lava flows into the nig nogs base melting them alive turning them into a new race named the lava man who are made from molten rock with glowing lava veins
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>>677372667
rerollll
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>>677372776
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Guy named chad impregnates all women everywhere. Population boom.
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>>677373000
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>>677372776
Aryans gather 20 good men and destroy the trebuchets
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>>677373000
checked
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>>677372667
reroll
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>>677373146
roll
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winter comes and the life starts to turn tough
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>>677372667
ROLL GET
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Japs discover nuclear power.
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Randys discover islam.
Aryans discover Catholicism.
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whites dam river, control all water
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>>677372667
rerolling
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>>677373603
reroll.
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>>677373603
>>677372667
rerolling for both of these ideas
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Aryans build docks.
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Mellons do not grow at all.
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Japanese create boats.
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Birds kill most of the randys.
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>>677372776
Aryans: 200, Resources 300
Nigerites: 80, Resources 200
Randys: 50, Resources ????
Japs: 100, Resoures, 200


Mysterious man comes into the night, and gets everyone preggers. The legend of Chad bestows fear upon all females. This is the Revolution of Chad.

>>677373000
Good luck trips, Nigerites don't have AIDS anymore, more Randys come, Japs start artificially expanding their island, Aryans sees the Randys with Trebuchets.

Sorry, internet died for a bit
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>>677374546
reroll.
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Aryans get dogs.
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>>677374666
Holy shit nice trips!
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River freezes over.
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>>677374878
I got them on chad too.
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>>677374982
second.
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>>677374573
rerolling this one >>677373146
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Japanese start to fish.
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aryans name their village pearl harbor
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>>677373146
Me too.
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>>677375278
Double down.
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>>677375278
Rolling for this
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>>677375235
Again.
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Nigerites become cannibals.
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>>677375602
Reroll.
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Chad comes back.
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Japanese start developing planes
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Aryans discover gunpowder.
Japs get boats.
Randys build trojan horse.
Nigerites build more huts.
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second.>>677376035
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Roma Invicta motherfuckers. 2 Legions spawn
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>>677376173
Reroll
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>>677376035
Reroll
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Chad becomes the moon.
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Japanese create anime. gain resources.
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>>677376035
Roll
OP DELIVER
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>>677374573
>>677374666
SATANIC TRIPS

Mysterious fires start spreading everywhere.
BAD LUCK

Aryans: 200, Resources, 300
Nigerites: 100, Resources 250
Randys: Dead
Japs: 200, Resources, 300

Japs learn how to make artificial rock bridges, but the one connecting them to Nigerites has caught on fire.

Japs begin mass producing shiny weapons.

Aryans have noticed a landmass south of the river, sent some explorers to check it out. Mine catches on fire, their development slows down.
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>>677376648
How does anime=resources
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>>677375388
>>677375278
For keks, the Aryans decide to name their village,
"Pearl Harbour">>677376696
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>>677376035
Roll
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Massive drought destroys crops and transforming the land into a desert
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Aryans send a large group to kill the bulk of the savages and enslave the rest.

Nigerites learn to domesticate animals

Trees begin to grow on jap island, they also find food from fishing
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>>677376035
Re roll
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>>677376696
Shit, that sucked
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>>677376696
Aryans start digging the other rivers into the main one to flood the japs
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>>677376696
Some whites become weebs and join the japs. Japs send anime to hinder the advancement of all cultures
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>>677376696
Aryans discover Burgers, get fat and lazy
Japs steal Nigerites watermelon and turn them square making them inedible
Nigerites find dead Randys and start barbequeing them, making them crave only manflesh
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>>677377457
reroll
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Nigerites invent voodo to use animal genitals as medicine
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Aryans build the great wall of trump
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>>677377385
Reroll
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>>677377599
Checkum
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Godzilla comes from the south and fucks Japs up
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>>677376696
River flows over and destroys rock bridges killing a hand full of Japs.

Blacks begin to worship the mountain and make regular sacrifices

Whites catch wild animals from nearby
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>>677377827
Rollin
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>>677378007
Again
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Birds take over randys village and continue work.
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>>677376696
Chad returns
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>>677378124
reroll.
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>>677378168
Let's try this
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>>677378168
reroll
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>>677378007
Rolling some more
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Chad turns gay and fucks all the guys thit time. nobody wants to go to war for a while because they are crying.
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>>677377710
Roll
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>>677378522
Checkem
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Japs build war planes.
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>>677378168
Rull
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>>677378588
Checked
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>>677376988
Aryans: 180, Resources, 150
Nigerites: 100, Resources, 200
Japs: 220, Resources, 200

A massive drought takes place, and crops have been affected.

Somehow in their DNA, Nigerites aren't affected too badly.

Aryans discover burgers, start getting lazy.
Japs try to steal watermelons, but cannot due to the fire. Fire cannot be put out for some reason.

Nigerites start eating anything, even human flesh.

More fires start.

>>677378522
Aryans cannot continue to build, I already named it the "Great Wall of Trump."
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>>677378124
>Birds
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>>677378124
reroll
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>>6773787Sand people are created by the desert
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Chad shoots jizz all over putting out fires and making the world fertile again.
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>>677378705
Tom Selleck arrives on flying carpet and nukes niggerites
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Aryans hunt japs.
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>>677379155
Holy shit
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Mexicans swarm the Aryans and take over their work. Aryans get fatter.
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Blacks split into gangs, and fight for control of the village
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>>677379504
Second.
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>>677378705
Nigerites fall on a random band of Japs slaughtering them all and roasting their meat
Band of Aryans find the Nigerites and attack them without realizing what they are cooking, start chowing down saving the rest of the "meat" to be taken back home to be made into burgers, human burgers are all the rage but they don't know what they are eating... Aryans now also have the "Hunger" for manflesh
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>>677379519
reroll.
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>>677379634
reroll
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>>677379757
and again
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>>677379519
reroll
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>>677379634
reroll
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Hitler is born.
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>>677379634
rolling for this
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The japs build a nuclear plant and hunt for dolphins.
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>>677380047
reroll.
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>>677380047
rollin' 4 this
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Birds kill off Japs next.
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>>677380288
WTF!
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>>677379634
GO DUBS!
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Russian missile hits mountain.
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Aryans build monument to trump.
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>>677380741
Second.
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>>677379155
Aryans: 200, Resources, 180
Nigerites: 160, Resources, 200
Japs: 240, Resources, 220

The misery of drought and famine leads to old wives tales of the Legend of Chad in Pearl Harbour. Overnight, a mysterious figure was seen racing across the land, spewing the seed of life. The drought is no more.

The fires have been put out, and trees grow back. The satanic birds are bored, and leave.

Nigerites stop being cannibals after witnessing the Miracle of the Legend of Chad.

Aryans have made contact with the Japs. 23 Decides what happens between them.
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>>677378705
Rain puts out the fires and rejuvenates the soil

Aryans develop submarines

check em
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A nuclear bomb goes off killing all and spewing highly radioactive fallout all over the map.
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>>677381131
Inspire fornication via henai porn
Races begin to mix
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Gamestop opens a shop at the top of the mountain
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>>677381131
Weeb aryans join the japs
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>>677381131
They unite together to kill off the Nigerites, the Japs, knowing how lazy the Aryans are now, devise a plan to kill them off, they make ricin burgers and give them to everyone, including themselves, killing everyone but a select few Japs who repopulate the world with Chad as their Emperor.
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>>677381131
avalanche occurs, and the peaks of the mountains are exposed. they turn out to be giant diglets. nigerites begin to worship them as gods.
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Chad dies permantently. Great sorrow and mourning spreads throughout the land
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whites trade burgers for shiny weps from japs
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>>677381696
roll
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>>677381539
Reroll
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>>677381460
Reroll
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>>677381131
The japs and aryans for a song alliance and trade route
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The mountain is now Jewish.
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>>677381696
reroll
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>>677381843
Strong
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Aliens come and destroy the Earth just for fun.

Fin.
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