Well /b/ it's saturday night. Why are you home alone?
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Well /b/ it's saturday night. Why are you home alone?
i'm ill
Cause my other friends are wasting their time doing pot and drinking Alcohol instead of working out or get ready for Exams.
>>677363051
Because fuck you
I want to. I even told a friend I'd hit him up this weekend but im not going to because I wanna be alone. Is that actually bad? I don't think it is. I'm content, I did something last night and I'm doing something tomorrow.
>>677363051
I like to shit-post in my free time. Alcoholism and crippling depression are the only friends I need anon.
>>677363263
in other words they are having fun?
Because I hate the world.
>>677363173
If you die you should give me your house, faggot.
I hate people so it kind of works out. Kind of.
Someone hold me
Because i Have the minimal reason to keep living right now, probably ill be an hero anytime soon
>>677363051
I have to work on something, which I am procrastinating.
>>677365298
Be a hero now, kill your self.
i didn't know it was a Saturday night
>>677363263
>I can't do two things at the same.
I read that.
>>677365041
it's tiny though and in england
Cuz I cheated on my gf yesterday and now I feel to sick and lame to be outside.
>>677366234
Let me see some pics.
Because both of the girls i could be fucking are dating faggots
Waiting to hear back from grill. Maybe fucking again tonight or tomorrow we'll see.
>>677363051
because i like to dress up in my Goliath suit and fuck my ex.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677363051
I'm not. In fact, my girlfriend is sucking my dick right now as I type this.
>I had a shitty day at work.
>trying to decide whether or not to break up with my girlfriend
>girlfriend is at dad's house for weekend.
>roommate is off at some yoga thing
>debating on going to the pub or just sitting at home smoking and ordering a pizza.
Dubs decides?
>>677367136
Damn this baby has got game
>>677367218
Suicide.
>>677367364
Nah, I think far too highly of myself to an hero
>>677366759
Because I'm broke
>>677364576
No in other words they're trying to Kill themselves, Working out can be fun once you get into it.
>>677366017
>Working out
>getting read for exams
That's not doing two things at the same time?
I have crippling anxiety, I also hate people
>>677367829
I could say the same thing about drinking and smoking weed - to each their own.
>>677368424
Except you'll get addicted to them and you'll do crazy shit in order to get more of it.
You can just work out an hour a day and you'll be healthy for the rest of your life.
I have no friends. I have friends but not ones I'm close enough to to actually hang out with them. I'm also sorta depressed. quite lonely