Need some cringe stories/cringe thread to cheer me up /b/ros
>ex gd currently out with her new bf and will probably end up having sex with him
>i'm half drunk
>>677355380
get full drunk
>tell us ur sadness
>>677356273
rollin
>>677355380
bruh i feel you. my ex left me for a meat trayer. A MEAT TRAYER. HE DOESN'T EVEN WRAP OR CUT MEAT. JUST TRAYS IT.
>>677356505
This is him. Traying meat. I hate myself.
Bump for my story
>>677355380
Try this instead op
http://www.streamboobs.com/sweetaangel/
>>677356806
bro has sick tats + rad ponytail + looks like he does everything with his eye clothes
>what do you even have
>what can you do
>>677356806
that guy?????? wow.
>Be me
>Be yesterday
>In class
>Hear friend talking about Undertale
>Decide to ignore it
>Bell rings, go to lunch
>Friend runs up to me wanting to show something
>Pulls a notebook out of his backpack
>Was really a bomb
> Allahu Akbar
>>677356806
You are losing against this guy?
Go an kill yourself OP,when you can't even beat this guy
OP HERE
We've been together for 1+ year. Than she left me cause she just lost intrest in me. I still love her. A friend of her told me that she's been dating with this dude from a band she enojoys, the drummer. She recently posted a snapchat with him at an expensive restaurant there's nearby. It used to be our special occasion place. I wanna kms.
>>677355380
>be me, 4 years ago(i was 20)
>be renting room at some house
>lady who owns the place has a daughter who's 4 years older than me
>some night i'm coming home from chilling with some friends
>daughter is chilling in the dining room with her bf and her 9/10 hot friend
>have to walk beside them to go upstairs in order to get in my room
>they greet me and ask if i'm down to drink wine with them
>nope.png
>aww come on man
>nahh i'm not down
>9/10 goes: yeah why don't you drink wine with us?
>didn't know her that much and i was kinda feeling dumb to just fuck off to my room
>at some point I'm starting to feel mildly tipsy and still chatting and shit
>then out of the fucking blue
>9/10 stands up and randomly walks up to me and sits on my crotch facing me and lifts her shirt(i'm like inches from her tits)
>being this mindfucked about wtf just happened i just end up going full tard and put my face in between her boobs turning my head left and right making weird sound and laughing like a dumbass
>she just fucks off to her chair and it gets silent a bit
>next morning
>daughter's bf goes: Hey Anon! How was 9/10's tits?
>lolwut
>9/10's tits
>what are you talking about?
>starts mentioning 9/10 sitting on me and shit
>nothing about my faggotry
>nope, no idea what you're talking about
>daughter comes down stairs
>bf starts telling her i don't remember 9/10 sitting on me and chill
>she just looks at me looking kinda pissed
>"it never happened"
>told you man, are you still drunk from yesterday? lol
>go on about my day
I even failed way harder with same girl if anyone interested
>>677357434
I can't beat him because I'm a girl and apparently she thought she should get out of her "lesbian phase"
so go suck a cock, buddy
>>677358091
Congrats OP, you are a fucking cuck.
Go suck a nigger dick.
>>677358213
Ahah thanks man, made me kek
>>677358091
drummers have nice arms
>be me
>get a job
>steady income
>awyuss.jpeg
>want to get all Wii and DS games I missed out on
>get a notepad and make a list
>leave notepad lying out on desk
>A few days pass
>Higher up female calls me over
>"Is this yours anon?"
>Has the notepad in her hand
>Oh-shit-nigga.jpeg
>"Oh yeah it is, thanks aha"
>Turn to leave
>"Wii games I must buy?"
>Starts laughing her ass off
>fml.png
Hope this was cringey enough for you anon, still fucks me up to this day!
>>677358583
I would not enojoy sucking the penis of a black man because i'm not homosexual, but thanks for the valuable advice.
>>677358091
at least he's not a fuckin MEAT TRAYER like GOD DAMN bitch can't even upgrade
>>677355380
how about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTlA4WZk1LE
>>677358923
So op is a lesbian female but also a straight man at the same time?
Makes sense/10
>>677358850
Keks she was a bitch tho
>>677358213
interested
>>677359065
OP here, i'm not the lady that got her gf stolen by the meat guy
>>677356806
Damn, love is blind.
>>677358996
Yeah but does he put the labels on it cause if he does i can see why she left you
>>677358996
I imagine it must suck considering how i feel right now. Still i fucking hate drummers and their loud ass lives.
>>677359065
No, I'm the lesbian female--the one whose girlfriend left her for a fucking meat trayer still in his emo phase. OP is a straight man, I'm guessing
Not OC but cringe none the less
>>677358725
lol, I failed harder with her and could easily have fucked her
I just have this weird conception about how i don't give a fuck about my "external self". Not that i feel ugly, but if the girl doesn't do the 1st move, nothing happens
I have plenty of other cringy shit like that with girls
>>677359338
No. He literally just trays it and puts them out for people to buy. She also told me he was a virgin before she got with him. I got dumped for an emo, virgin, meat trayer. Can't really get any worse than that lmao
>>677359593
Dump moar
>>677359120
Let me pretype, it'll take a bit but i'll try to make it as brief as possible
>>677359704
Wait, i have to type story for
>>677359120
>>677359481
Yeah that's it. Btw be stronf femanon, ain't no meat guy in this world that i'd fuck over you. Mostly cause i'm not homosexual and with you being a female individual you're instantly more attractive than any man but still
>>677356806
Now I must know how do you look to compare
>>677359741
i'm gonna vom
>>677359971
thanks homie. I'm like a 7/10, so I don't get that often :P
>>677360020
nothing special, nothing awful.
>>677360286
You're about an 8/10
>>677360364
eh I'd say 7/10, but thanks!
>>677360165
I'm actually curious on the relationship that lesbian have with males, do you usually get along or they're people you usually don't get in relation with? Or then again, there's not a general rule, idk
>>677360545
it's different for everyone, but i usually get along better with guys than girls, as friends
>>677360286
8/10 would bang
>>677360731
thanks homie!
>>677359741
This shit
>>677360286
im digging the hat, where did you get it?
>>677361296
Amazon :P I can't find it on there now, though. There's one that looks pretty similar but it's black
>>677361296
The Bethesda website.
You fucking retard.
>>677360286
Consider posting tits?
>>677359120
Ight, just to make it less a pain in the ass, it involves daughter's bf and 9/10 from the other story so for convenience's sake i'll refer to 9/10 as "G" and daughter's bf as "Y"
>come home from chilling at some friends
>G and Y in the dining room drinking wine
>Hey Anon! Why don't you come drink wine with us?
>nahh man thanks
>G goes "aww Anon, come on we have plenty of wine"
>there's like 4 fucking bottles on the table
>ehhhhhaaaahhhrrrrerrrrr, ahhhh... yeah guess so
>fast forward a bit
>G has been deciding what music plays for a while
>randomly put A7X - Seize the Day
>ohgodno.png
>she starts singing and she's really into it
>stands up do gestures and shit whilst singing
>sits down still singing
>comes inches from my face from sideways with her lips near mine still singing
>her top half of her body is on me
>nope.png
>songs over
>G goes: "hey guys i feel like dancing"
>stands up and goes over to Y's gf's mac
>her as is facing towards me and she kinda lean in the mac exposing fully her perfect ass in leggings
>she starts dancing
>turns over to me and asks me: "hey Anon! Why don't you dance?"
>>677361536
maybe one day when i'm hammered ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>677359120
2/2
>i just don't say anything
>she takes me by the hands and lifts me
>starts dancing close to me
>turns over and starts grinding her ass on my dick
>i fucked up and just looked Y saying i didn't know how to dance
>stood there
>she just stopped dancing and switched to another mellower song
>she just sat quiet looking really pissed for like 15 min
>she randomly goes: "call a cab i wanna go home"
>Y goes why do you wanna leave?
>G goes: "because i'm tired"
>then basically Y offered G to sleep in the same bed
>his gf was working so when she knew she was fucking pissed
>1st thing she did when she came home is wash her linens
>>677361879
>>677362009
Man just fook her bloody already lmao
>>677361962
I'll wait
>>677358850
Nigga you should have owned that shit.
Like yeah hoe thats a list of motherfucking wii games Im going to buy, they are awesome.
>>677361531
no need to be rude about it
and i wasnt talking to you anyway
>>677362413
It was 4 years ago
Saw her last year a couple of time tho, she always looks pissed when looking at me and is just kind of passive/aggressive bitchy
Last time i saw her she was at my place and the guy she started dating came over a bit and i don't know if she's still with him but even if she'd be single i dunno
Dude all the girls i've dated and banged were chicks that approached Me first since not that i don't have self confidence, i just dgaf about my face and how i look and shit
She was coming on way too strong on to me and was way out of my fucking league and is 4 years older than me, i'd prefer just pretend i don't know she's there whenever it's possible
Oc from today
I hate when I have to take the bus
I hate bus people
Worst thing was that the faggot was screaming with a manipulated voice (no guy has such a gay voice) about some faggot shit most of the time
>>677363296
If it's the girl that approaches you all the time you must be a very good looking lad
update: ex is eating dinner with meat boy and his family (he lives with his parents still) as we speak. kill me
>>677363396
Now, I'm a fag, and this kind of gay guys acting like they're special pisses me off like nothing else
>>677363658
Nah dude, i seriously am not that good looking tbh
>>677363834
Maybe she'll blow him later on while he does some of his meat thing on her back
>>677363847
Yea I don't care where other guys stick their penis but I cringed so hard when this guy entered the bus
>>677364039
i don't doubt it
>>677364223
That would suck tho
>>677364518
was that a pun on blowjobs?
Well now, this was a good thread
I'm just gonna get to thw whiskey and pass out now
Cya
>>677364645
Not intended
>>677360286
Are these guys trolling? Are u girl or boy? Are our eyes real? Im so confused atm
>>677365460
har-dee-har you're so original
