going to do a self penectomy.
Plan:
>tie base up with string to stop excessive bleeding.
>have some hydrogen peroxide ready
>chop down fast
place under water for maybe 20 mins
>go to hospital/health centre
>claim I was attacked.
Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
What do you faggots think? OP is not a fag looking for attention this time. Serious suggestions. Bound to be one smart/crazy nigga on here that can give solid technique.
pic related
how do you pee
>>677347841
I won't cut the whole shaft off, just most of it. I stick a straw or something in so that the urethra won't close.
>>677347695
Use a sword
>>677347695
If you're already this retarded you might as well just kill yourself. So, yeah, go ahead.
>>677347695
no. just no
>>677348823
thanks for the support
>>677348831
why?
>>677347695
>hydrogen peroxide
When will this meme die?
>>677347695
I think you should look at options like sex change get on hormones have that annoying dick head turned into a sensitive clit? Worked for me. I get fucked by lots of guys and the odd chick. I get free drinks. Its great! Just get a surgeon that makes very passable vags.
>>677347695
Drop the hydrogen peroxide and don't tie it up, unnecessary. Just smash down with your sharpest knife and shoot yourself in the jaw.
>>677348823
This
>>677348831
This as well.
>>677347695
OP, why don't you shell out a bit of cash and get help instead of CUTTING YOUR OWN FUCKING DICK OFF YOU IDIOT
Seriously. If I become addicted to cocaine I'm not going to stitch my nostrils shut.
>>677347695
dude use a sword
livestream too
Are you gonna post pics or vid?
>>677347695
If you say you had been attacked, you have to use the right tools. like a hacksaw or so.
>>677349130
if i actually get good suggestions
>>677349122
checked
>>677349117
Nah, fuck it. I watch too much TV, it consumes my life.
>Cut eyeballs out of head
Brilliant. All of my problems are solved.
>>677347695
> self penectomy.
>Tired of sex and my fixation on it,
So, your "solution" is going to be to remove the sex organ that you can get off with, and keep the organs which fill your brain with testosterone, which is what makes you fixated on it?
Genius.
sounds like a way to be EVEN MORE fixated on it, and unable to do anything about it. You're not particularly smart, are you OP?
Prove you're for real OP.
I'll wait.
>>677347695
Cutting your balls off would be way better if you're only trying to get rid of your sex urges. Not your penis
Bait this is, this is bait.
BAIT
AITB
ITBA
TBAI
>>677349448
>>677349443
This
Cut them off and wait for the voice change.
>>677349448
i don't want to lose testosterone so i keep the balls. Dont wanna start growing boobs or anything
>>677347695
>not a fag looking for attention
sorry op but thats all i see, a fag looking for attention.
>>677349448
Exactly this. Balls are the thing that gives you testosterone and this gives you the libido. OP is stupid or more likely this is bait. SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>>677349443
>>677349405
>>677349117
glad you all understand
>>677349625
You'll keep your fixation on sex, then.
And you won't grow boobs. Why would you worry about growing manboobs when you're about to cut your own dick off ?
What's your age, height and weight, btw ?
>>677349446
I won't do it now. there are ppl at my home. prob tomorrow
You can get the tendon that makes your dick hard cut surgically so that you won't be able to get an erection.
>>677349904
26, 6'3, 190lbs why?
>>677347695
can i have it? i want to attach it to mine and make it longer, i want a long dong
>>677349850
>confirmed for troll
This is now a porn thread.
>>677350026
broke so no-go
>>677350052
You won't grow boobs, as you're not overweighted and you're already a grow up adult
>>677347695
Just donate ur dick for that ez cash money
>>677350052
Manlet
>>677350508
6'3 is a manlet? if you say so
OP cutting off your penis won't curb your sex drive.
Your sex drive is hormonal, those hormones come from your testicles. Remove testicles to curb sex drive.
Removing just the penis will leave you with a massive sex drive but no way of satiating it. You will be horrifically frustrated and you'll probably end up killing yourself as a result.
>>677350077
successful converted the thread.
proud of u
>>677350789
c'mon, many guys get penectomies for health reasons and they don't kill themselves. why do ppl keep saying that?
>>677351131
>OP
I'll just keep on starting new ones
>>677350865
Sauce?
>>677351134
I would like it if you would sever your dick off.
Just want a vid
>>677350932
who is this?
>>677350534
SAWCE SAUCE SAWZ
>>677347695
B8, but i di know some people think this way. It is a mental disorder that they need help for. Sex is part of life and should be accepted as part of it.
>>677351238
And there will always be one faggot who posts porn.
So go cut off your dick already. Jesus.
>knowing you'll never fuck a girl again.
>>677351328
prob tomorrow, if I'm not dead, like anons say
>>677347695
>Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
>implying that will actually do anything and not simply make you sexually frustrated 24/7 since now you can't get off
> fullretard.jpg
>>677351312
>>677351351
>>677351376
I'm sorry, all my shit is sauceless. I would if I could.
>>677351134
Look up the suicide rate of male to female sex change penectomies.
>>677351439
You mean never have to worry about girls again. That sounds fucking glorious. Won't be coming on 4chan to listen to niggas bitch about women who they are yet fixated on. WIN
>>677349045
Actually, hydrogen peroxide might be quite good here as it will destroy more cells, leaving OP bleeding out faster, and more painfully. Giving us less idiots faster.
>>677351506
this
>>677351650
>never have to worry
>leaving the balls on
>literally still a slave to sexuality
>permanent chastity belt
ok der bud
>>677351495
just call me so that i am not missing the thread
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>>677349081
Who is caytlin jenner?
>>677351950
OP is dumb... Really, chopping off your dick is gonna make you less sexual? I'm a paraplegic who can't feel his dick, I can assure you that you'll still have sexual urges.... But you won't be able to quite satisfy them. I have to resort to extreme sex with women to get off. Thankfully my current gf is kinky as hell.
>>677351840
>>677350932
>>677350802
Damn, great porn ITT
>>677347695
you're gonna have the same sex drive as before since you still have your balls only no way to get it done a.k.a. no penis. just get castrated you cuck
>>677350465
>>677350465
what's the goth's name?
Later I learned that Mike talked about it freely, and in fact he volunteered the information to a psychologist who published it as part of a study on self-castration and self-mutilation. Mike had some sort of psychiatric problem with his sex drive, so right there in his college bathroom he cut into the flesh of his scrotum with a razor. Only, halfway through the "operation," Mike got hungry, stuffed some paper towels down his pants to soak up the blood, popped down to the cafeteria for a bite, then returned to the boys' room and continued working. According to Mike's own words, he successfully "removed his testicles" in this manner. He cut very deep and severed the nerves running to his penis - intentionally.
It still functioned, Charles said, but "Only as a hose." Then Charles added, "But, Mike has no regrets about it."
>>677352155
I looked for it myself a while ago, couldn't find it sorry.
Go for it OP, one less retard ruining the gene pool
Remove the whole setup. Balls and shaft. It's the only real way.
>>677352068
I don't want to stop thinking about sex. I just want to stop jacking off.
>>677347695
>Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why
Why not vasectomy?
>>677350338
sauce?
>>677352366
Brilliant. Like putting a balloon over a garden hose.
>>677347695
Can we have pics of you cutting your manhood off?
>>677352366
So just stop. See a therapist. Put fucking hot sauce next to your desk. Something. Don't chop off your dick.
>>677349443
You got a good point there, Anon.
>>677347695
OP, do this. Chop your balls off instead. Within a couple weeks, that should actually SOLVE your problem instead of fucking you up forever and making your next step suicide within about 2 months.
And you can even (relatively) cheaply get a vasectomy, too, done by a professional.
Also, after maybe a year or two, you could even decide to become a girl. Who knows, OP? The possibilities are endless... if you don't chop off your cock...
>>677347695
Why would you want to lose your desire for sex? The occasional shag is all that keeps me from killing myself.
>>677347695
this is not how you do a castration
>in b4 Matthew 5:30
>>677352503
All a vasectomy does is prevent sperm cells from getting into you semen, it doesn't cut your sex drive at all.
>>677352298
no problem my friend, I'll get a sex change and try to sculpt myself to look like her, and post OC of myself every day.
>>677352799
moar?
>>677347695
cut the balls off instead they are the driving force in why you are so horny the penis just gives you an outlet for it.
>>677347695
Shitty idea.
You'll still want sex because your balls produce testosterone and your story will be soon have too many contradictions.
You'd probabily get a fine for faking a crime
>>677352790
This
My friend had one and still watches anal porn all the time and talks about wanting to cheat on his wife, even though he never will. Doesn't have the balls! Lol
>>677350077
name?
>>677350338
sauce?
>>677352726
moar?
>>677351943
i'm not in the USA. what the fuck kinda number is that? stop fucking around
>>677347695
if you're serious which i doubt u should see a psychiatrist asap
Threads dieing m8
wanna see chopped off dick
nao
>>677347695
>Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
Self-mutilation won't solve your problem.
>>677353474
Thats a number from someone living in Indonesia
I live in Europe btw
>>677347695
>Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
>Tired of eating and my fixation on it - cuts out his tongue.
You do know there are other ways to lower your sexual urges WITHOUT mutilating your genitals- look up hormone castration- a bit of hormones and you'll feel as asexual as ever. Or at least find someone who'd surgically remove your testes without mutilating your urinary system.
SIEG HEIL 卐
ϞϞ
>>677347695
What a fucking idiot.
>>677347695
you're going to fucking bleed out you dumbass, the pain will make you pass out and your dick will keep bleeding til your dead.
>>677347695
MY HERO
>>677354206
Some guy cut his dick off slowly, about several weeks, so that the wound could heal over time.
>>677354408
pics?
>>677352366
Boy you are so dumb
>>677354408
Safe way to become the next level of evolution
>>677353763
why should I call them?
>>677354408
now this is what I was looking for
>should have mentioned that I've made up my mind, not likely to change it.
>>677354565
thanks for your undying support
>>677347695
surely pic related would be easier, cheaper, and safer. try it first
>>677354552
>>677355112
tyvm
>inb4 OP whacks the dong off and bleeds out in the kitchen
>>677355154
sorry for potato resolution
hadnt got it on my pc anymore
>>677355112
how did he urinate?
>>677355377
He is probably kill
Shooting yourself behind the ear would be a pretty solid plan.
You can see that his dick is deformed and he probably didn't saw himself as a man anyways.
SO WHY NOT CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF
Some guys a lot look better without dicks imo
>>677347695
>Implying you wont bleed to death first
>>677355819
this guy also has no nipples or belly button
Wasn't this converted to a porn thread?
cmon guys.
>>677355819
And your prostate is still there, so you can still get off, etc.
>>677349081
Is getting fucked in your dickhole pleasurable and do you experience orgasms?
>>677355968
no you can't you can't even bust a nut, fuck u mean nigga?
>>677347695
That won't stop you from wanting sex you fucking faggot it will just stop you from being able to feel sexual pleasure.
If you think it sucks when you feel unfulfilled now, just wait until you are physically incapable of getting the one thing you want. You will be driven to new levels of depravity in order to figure out how to orgasm again, probably getting fucked in the ass over and over and over again.
You think it's hard to get laid now? Just wait.
Instead go to a doctor and ask for chemical castration. Much safer, much easier, and much less permanent.
>>677350026
>tendon makes dick hard
Someone doesn't know how erections work...
>>677347695
You'll just be flicking your bean instead of jerking off then, you fucking moron.
>>677356097
It's not ejaculation, but you still spill fluid and feel intense pleasure, contractions, etc. inside. Here's an article where a guy who really chopped everything off explains it: http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-man-is-a-nullo-who-removed-his-1645409616
>>677355968>>677355819
>>677356328
Why are all these Eunuchs so well built for having no Testosterone?
>>677356328
>gawker.com
>>677356614
You can take testosterone injections like an FTM transsexual does. It gives you all the normal secondary sex characteristics. Only difference is that it's not coming from your testicles
>>677356704
We've got an expert in dickless guy-pics over here
>>677347695
OP don't do this. The penis has more than one use other than sex. You are setting yourself up to have a catheter in you after you get done at the hospital. Also, how do you plan on claiming you were attacked? Your GF cut it off during a kinky session? That's an obvious lie.
Just do what a lot of transgendered people do and tuck the balls up inside (like when they get cold), same with penis and wrap up with the now empty scrotum. Use a tight pair of panties to hold together
>>677355819
>>677355968
>>677356328
Wha wha wha what?
Wh wh wh why?
Ho ho ho how?
wat?!?
why the hell would anyone so this
>>677356909
Rest In Pr0n
>>677347695
You do realize you'll still be horny right?
Only problem now is that you won't be able to relieve yourself.
>>677355112
wow, how do you fuck that up?
you cant read shit in that screenshot
>>677357402
Bull shit. Anal stimulation like a mf
>>677347695
Just kill yourself already.
>>677357661
after anal orgasm you are not horny for like 5 minutes, then you crave to be fucked even more.
There is no real relief.
>>677357402
>>677357661
your sex drive doesn't go away with your penis, or even your testes
post-op male-to-woman transgender girls still want to fuck. all that you accomplish by chopping your dick off is a risk of tetanus, gangrene, and a sex drive with no way to satisfy it.
>>677357526
WhatsApp shrunk it down
Go to WhatsAppWeb
Download
On the original version you couldnt read anything either
>>677348042
That's how they used to do it with eunuchs. They'd make a plug out of a twig.
>>677354223
This is are destined future evolution will compensate and are future generations will be born
without most of their lower ribs to suck their own dicks.
>>677347695
Just insert a catheter, then tie the string around it and leave it for a few days. It'll die and turn black, then you can cut it off without pain or bleeding.
>>677351011
Nice, normal-sized uncut cock, for a change/10.
Think of how happy you should be for not having a micro penis
>>677358429
But he shits his own neck
He enjoys it
>>677347695
>>677347695
>OP here
Anyway, thanks for the replies. I'm going to meditate on what I have to do.
>>677352062
>>677352637
why has no one seconded this yet? dont cut off your dick dude. become a eunuch instead
>>677359003
>>677354935
what were you looking for you idiot this guy isnt telling the truth for fuck sake
>>677355819
You can always add one back tho
why are all the pictures ive seen of micropenises from fat guys
>>677360240
>topkek
dat fukan tranny dic
>>677359961
this looks extra retarded on circumcised men.
>>677360240
When I woke up today I had no idea I was going to see a hairy bellend.
>>677347695
well dickhead, remove balls not your dick because you wont be able to piss easily if you do that and the drive comes from your nads... dumb fucker
>>677353139
GOD DAM YOU ARE DAFT.
0/10 cant watermark for life. just fucking shut down your computer now.
that would be awfully painful. What if you pass out
>>677358429
If only we could have two real straight studs do a gay bro movie like this.
>>677349625
Trolololololol
>>677361597
Wasted my poor money
>people not realizing the whole self mutilation thing is a fetish
i mean its fucked up beyond belief and you should definitely kill yourself, but at least i get it bro. go cut your dick off and post pics please
Op here. You guys are so fucking gullable. I aint chopping nothing off. Just wanted to see if you woul take the bait
I thought this thread would be already dead...
>>677349625
You can still be butch-ish with tits.
>>677362021
Oh rly
Gj
Never had seen this coming
>>677351439
perfect fucking girlfriend...and i'm a faggot saying this..
>>677362021
