4chan Morticia Thread.
Aka Moriticia Queen of 4chan.
>>677335244
>>677335244
I wanna cum on her eyes
Traps will never BRING US DOWN!!!
>>677336375
I have bad news for you...
>>677336375
TRAPS WILL NEVER BRING US DOWN!!!
>>677336515
what anon?
>>677335244
Damn who is this
>>677336829
alterhacker on IG
>>677337296
Tell me she's over 18
>>677337517
she's exactly 18
>>677335244
>>677338114
Love that look
She should let her hair grow a little bit
>>677335244
just to be sure, I'm not hating, the girl in the pic is a trap right?
>>677338558
not a trap
>>677335244
HOTTTT
>>677335244
you know that's wednesday right?
>>677335244
Horrible eyes
>>677339308
That bunny is creepy as fuck
>>677338701
not sure if sacarstic or not
>>677339577
NO she is not, those traps in the thread early are bots or trolls, you kno there is a time after you get a captcha?, well there are bots that resolve captchas in threads to post their website etc, it happens when you use some words in threads as "queen" "girl" "hot" etc.
>>677339454
It's not creepy it's cute, it totally didn't force me to say this
She's cute but a bit spooky tbh
>>677337296
perfect cosplay
>>677340493
I would make her mascara drip....
>Spooky is GOOD
>>677339835
oh well thanks, i can jerk in peace now
>>677335244
>>677336375
Uhh
>>677339179
KEK
>>677341565
>>677341819
That's Sara Salazar
>>677342305
>>677341565
Okay, but seriously who's the girl in OP's post
>>677338847
hell, I'll fuck her even as a corpse
>>677343702
alterhacker, already said before
>>677343702
https://www.instagram.com/alterhacker/
This is my Queen
>>677344388
she was okay until she got fat and started dressing like a fuckwit
>>677344734
how old is she right now anyway
>>677345383
i dunno too old to be cool anymore
>>677335244
I know for a fact she speaks spanish, where is she from? Mexico? also who do you know her real name? do you know her fb? I fell for her a few months ago
POST MORE
>>677346896
her real name is Cristina
>>677335244
So trap thread?
>>677346896
how*
>>677336375
That is a trap.
>>677346896
This is why she's creeped out by you guys.
>>677347487
>>677339308
noob
>>677335244
kind of looks like Larkin Love
I prefer grimes she's actually a girl.
All of you faggots are stalkers. Holy shit.
>>677335244
Mods
>>677348948
how can i be a stalker if she's basically my gf???
>>677348948
Told them she's freaked out by them but these beta cucks insist on making her uncomfortable. And they claim to do it because they want to see her thrive and blossom and for all her dreams to come true due to "exposure." Fuck me running.
>>677349072
Oh man I'm sending her that one.
>>677348430
It's that one troll who always asks for personal information. I've seen this thread every day for the past week, same guy is always retarded:
>"if she's moving to New York imma go with her"
>"I have her snapchat lol here it is"
>"does anyone have her number"
I reported this dude for doxxing and being a complete fag.
>>677335244
MODS MODS
>>677349135
kek
>>677349298
Good, white knight fag.
>>677349072
You're such a waste of space.
>>677349480
Nah. She's creeped out by all you fat cucks.
I hate everyone in this thread and I'm going back to /fit/ and leaving /b/ full of virgin retards all over one girl.
Fucking fucks.
>>677349512
you're clinically insane
>>677349298
she loves me she just doesn't know it yet, when i was reading the things she's posted online she says "why are 20 something year old neets so cute" and you know what? i'm a 20 something year old neet so we will be together if you like it or not. she's perfect and i love her
>>677349804
>why are 20 something year old neets so cute
She was talking about the anime Osomatsu-San. The main characters are 20 something year old neets
AlterHacker is the worst thing to happen to /b/.
I can't wait for her to close down her accounts after dealing with /b/ shit for too long.
>>677349804
mods
>>677349935
the point is she loves me
found out her facebook :)
As you can see, her eyes are photoshopped.
So go back to the hole you crawled from.
>>677350159
Omg post it.
>>677348019
Stalkers stalkers stalkers.
Can any of you even talk to this girl, let alone, not fucking stalk her. Smh
>>677350411
lol no
And if someone posts it I'm reporting it for personal information. ËŠ_>Ë‹
>>677335244
>Queen
>4chan
what?
>>677350450
>>677350450
> inb4 "she announced it on Twitter"
You guys are still freaks. Just leave the poor thing alone.
Her snapchat(s) is mmiittoo and hackeralt
>>677350450
>Can any of you even talk to this girl
sure.. I would say "ohai.. tehee.. eh, you're so kawai lol desu.. ehehe.. "
then I'd cum, fart, start crying and run.
so, yes.
Her phhhoto is papsuri99
>>677350805
we cannot into twatter senpai
Let's get some Nadia in here. There's to much of the same trap.
>>677350287
you know i am saving all of this anon, and i will use them as my own.
>>677350722
>implying getting reported matters
>>677350769
Her Pinterest is WallieWoos
Her Instagram is babawya
Her YouTube channel is catcrispy
>>677351554
Cool bro, my friend already sent it to her. These aren't the original lol. But if you want I can make you your own.
>>677351554
And I screenshotted this. And the thread. White knight faggot. Lol "use them as my own" look at the watermark Jew.
>>677335810
sauce please
>>677352119
Alterhacker
>>677351732
>>677352004
>>677351885
Cool dude, but who is xe going to believe?
Go fuck yourself.
>>677352180
Have you ever thought about fucking killing yourself?
did you know that AlterHacker is one of the first transgender person to be nominated queen of /b/? Well you're a nigger.
>>677352382
Never. I actually talk to girls I don't stalk em. How bout you? Being in your room all day must get lonely.
>>677352749
stop being so obsessed with dicks, not every girl is a trap
>>677352749
He's come so far.
>>677352892
No, because I don't have a gigabyte of some random girl's photos on my computer. Dumb bitch. Tell Ashley I said hi.
>>677352937
Says the one obsessed with a trap.
>>677353023
says the one who said something else than the one who said the other shit just before someone else said something and shit and such and niggers
>>677352937
Shut up bitch.
>>677353239
You need to get laid or something.
Actually everyone in this thread needs to get euthanized. This bitch will never notice you're retarded ass.
>>677353251
>>677353022
Wait what? I'm not the one posting crispy.
>>677353454
This.
>>677353454
>notice you're retarded ass.
>you're
cool runnings dude
>>677353496
I didn't say you posted a cripple dumbass, fuck off already.
Here's a real woman for you sick cucks.
>>677353454
>>677353586
hey guys..
yo
guise
you know what, guiz?
seriously, gais
you're like..
you're in this thread too
guys
for real
you are
lol
>>677353712
Try harder.
>>677353751
Nice she has a body.
>>677353751
>gross hair
>huge nipples
>duck face
no thanks
>>677353496
>I'm not the one posting crispy.
>>677353712
>I didn't say you posted a cripple dumbass
>crispy
>cripple
this shit getting really dumb now
>>677353850
If you want we can meet up in Tampa mothefucker I can your fucking ass scrawny ass bitch I shot some guys windows out the other day fucking pussy.
Real girl
>>677354053
I misread it stalking ass basic domain looking ass bitch
Cucks and traps and white bitches. What more can you want from /b/
>>677352749
its a trap? for real?
>>677353751
>real
Fake tits. Dyes her hair.
I screenshotted the thread and sent it to her.
>lol at "what she gunna do"
>inb4 "white knight faggot"
>>677354509
Yes for fuck sake.
>>677354509
I don't think so
>>677354271
>stalking ass basic domain looking ass bitch
>>677354509
Yes she has a peepee instead of a feefee
>>677354509
no, check her instagram she has baby pictures and a video
>>677354576
Natural blonde.
Stop being a faggit.
>>677354509
all women are traps, all men are faggots.
.. our generation shall be the last.
heil Hitler
>>677354509
>>677354771
Those aren't even of him.
>>677335244
i'm so in love... those dark melancholic eyes . says everything
>>677354715
Retard.
Also I sent her this thread.
inb4 "white knight fag"
>>677354509
It's a trap. But who cares.
>>677354624
bet she gonna like totally give you a hug now
>>677335557
nice Talita Husten, love her big dick
>>677348689
fuck. I wish she had a cock
>>677354926
yeah they are you idiot. other people talk about it in the comments its in spanish though
>>677354771
That's not xim you fucking shithead that's xer daughter
>>677355125
He does.
>>677354966
send her flowers and chocolate too
>>677355131
She's French you little niglet
>>677354966
show me the evidence
yep.. I'm retard.
>>677355131
As if it's impossible for him to get pictures of any random baby girl in his family and say it's him. GTFO you retarded cuck.
>>677355157
you wish
>>677354841
She's got a face like she's been hit with a frying pan.
Getting all edgy dating Marilyn Manson.
"Burlesque is art" bullshit.
Seriously, we all know this chick would be a Grade A fucking pain in the ass.
You'd wanna just chill, hang out and fuck, and she'd want to like trap wild tarantulas and sew them into a corset or some such shit while reciting wikka poetry, fuck that.
>>677355312
lol u mad
>>677355312
any of you crispy fans help me look deeper,
check comments for anything that can lead us to more crispy :D
https://www.instagram.com/naina.craita/
>>677355270
her sisters comment on it and also a girl she knew when she was younger. stop being a blind faggot
>>677355378
>Tits solve everything
Preach /b/rother
>>677355432
You're such a fucking sheep. No wonder america is going into the shithole. >>677355270
She's a dude until she shows us her dick on cam.
>>677355312
Only virgins get this upset about girls they don't even know.
poast more pics of >>677337175 and >>677337296 please
>>677355432
You are so stupid.
Every body in this thread is cancer
>>677355674
Just google transgenders you freak.
>>677355385
Nah, just mystified why anyone would refer to this weird contrived construction as an example of a "real woman".
>>677355413
I hope you have a heart attack
>>677355674
check out alterhacker on instagram
>>677355629
Only virgins defend girls they don't know.
I'm just fucking about, mate.
>>677355932
huh why?
>>677355963
i cant save them from there for some stupid reason
>>677356145
Just google jow to save instagram photos
Not that hard
>>677355990
I didn't defend her once. Told you to stop being a faggit. But right on I figured. Have some tits, friend.
This thread is the apocalypse
>>677356033
Just wait 57 minutes. Then hold on for the ride on to hell.
>>677355981
Hmm, you're going to kill yourself.
>>677355674
Car accident. 20 car pile up. Great job kid.
>>677355174
You will be a victim of a stroke and fall down a flight of stairs in your near future.
>>677354576
Your mom is going to die tomorrow.
>>677355981
Doesn't even look like him.
And it's really creepy that you saved that.
>>677356374
Get a load of this guy.
And I hope everyone in this thread enjoys their next few days ^o^
>>677356374
take your rp to /x/
>>677356459
Not that anon but she has some other pictures on her instagram and you can see the similarities, especially the eyes. I'm not gonna post them here though because it's creepy like you said
how tall is she?
she looks tiny
>>677356639
I meant her twitter not instageam
>>677356694
4'11
>>677356639
Shut the fuck up you crispy cockrider.
>>677356701
Her Twitter is @destroyfrog or @pauaua
>>677356694
He's supposedly 4'11
>>677356374
Shut the fuck up and check my my dubs
>>677356812
>tfw you're tall as fuck but will never have a tiny gf
>>677356988
Checked and Keked
So serious question. Why do you guys like traps? There are plenty of girls that look like "crispy" that actually have vaginas.
>>677356988
noice
SOMEONE HELP POST HER SNAPCHAT
>>677357108
You'll never have a girlfriend period. Get real.
>>677357108
>Tfw your a 5'7 manlet but will still never have a tiny girlfriend
trap lover here
even though it would be awesome for crispy to be a trap sadly she isn't but i still love her anyway
>>677357669
No but maybe you're still a useless part of society.
>>677350147
>>677350071
>>677350287
Did you make these? These look really nice. Can you send me a source?
>>677357468
i had a girlfriend..... once
>>677357669
Shut the fuck up. You're one of the same fags that's been posting you're just running out of ways to try and convince people's she's not a trap. Fucking idiot.
>>677358104
i've just got here boyo
>>677358104
Did you know that she's Arabic? ALLAHU ackbar
>>677357569
Fucking loser.
>>677358265
Don't be such a fucking buzzkill.
>>677358201
No. You didn't.
>>677358215
shes actually a dirty mexican
>>677358385
She's French you little niglet fuk
>>677358441
She is Mexican and a trap. Suffer.
>>677358385
Actually she's French, that's why she has French Bulldogs.
I mean him he and his.
>>677358441
im a mexican not a nigger you gook
possibility skype?
>>677358653
>>677358385
>>677358547
She's not Mexican lol well if you classify French fries as French then yeah sure.
She doesn't even look Mexican wtf
>>677358970
She is Mexican you cuck.
>>677359069
She's Finnish
>>677359236
shut the fuck up
>>677358883
her skype has been posted countless times before she said it's crispy_chaos
>lol she's Mexican cause she's speaks Spanish retard.
Wow then that makes me Hispanic too. We all took Spanish in high school dipshits.
>>677359347
WHATS HER SNAPCHAT PLEASE
>>677359446
find it yourself
>>677359549
You're jealous
>>677359632
of?
>>677335244
>>677341565
>>677341819
sauce?
>>677354841
>Natural blonde
>blonde
>>677359797
lol this whit sound
>>677360432
He was saying she dyed her hair. I was saying she's a natural blonde who cares.
>>677359797
kek
>>677360674
lol ur bof fgts
>>677341819
Sauce!?
>>677360926
Lol gud wun