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This is the aftermath of my neck surgery.

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This is the aftermath of my neck surgery.
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It started out like this
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>>677332560
can i get some ketchup on it?
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>>677332681
Isn't that what happens when black guys get haircuts from dirty clippers?
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>>677332560
Or the aftermath of you copying a close up of a piece of bread with jam onto the neck ... : )
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>>677332560
didnt know there where niggers on /b,
nice wound tho
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And now I have to have this on
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Shoulda picked faster.
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>>677332560
holy shit...they turned you black!
you should sue. thats a good way to get shot.
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damn those neck testicles, squirting off at awkward times in front of your grandmother or at business meetings.
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EUURRGHHH FUCKING DISGUSTING... A NIGGER.
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>>677332956
Lick it, I dare you.
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>>677333007
Wtf happened m8?
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>>677332986
Don't be so fucking racist dude. He probably had permission from his owner.
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>>677332560
serves you right for talking back to your master
give em' lip, get the whip
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>>677332560
Serves you right for being a dirty nigger
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Clean your ears you filthy nigger
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>>677333095
>nigger
>business meetings
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>>677333263
i agree
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>>677332560
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IMAGES FROM MY WET DREAM LAST NIGHT?
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Shit /b/ro, I hope it recovers decently. If not, a plastic surgery involving a graft would help id think.
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Dude, what the fuck was wrong with your neck??
Gimmie the scoop.
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eeww... what happend there? why did you wait so long to go to the doctor?
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>>677333263
yep, noticed that too.
When I saw this I just instantly thought he is mexican (a dark mexican) but well his curly hair makes it hard to believe.
And Im no Trump voter, Im not even american but see mexicans (especially the lower classes) as dirty like most africans are.
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>>677332560
WHERE'S MY KNIFE?
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>>677332813
What is that brown stuff in your ear
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>>677332898
Hell no, the fuck you hear that from?

I got this because I had a little bug bite, which could've been a mosquito bite for all I know, and I kept on picking at it, and it got bigger and bigger and in about 3 weeks I was in the worst pain imaginable, like fuck. I went to see a doctor and turned out it was caused by diabetes which I didn't know I had. The diabetes weakened my immune system and my body couldn't heal the wound properly so it got infected asf.
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Looks like an unattended cyst. Shit has to heal from the inside out. Not as bad as it looks if I'm right.
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>>677333263
Bro, I was in too much pain to worry about my hygiene. All I cared about was not being in pain.
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>>677333987

I guess that bite really bugged you
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>>677333007
serious what happened
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nigger
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>>677333007
what does this do
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>>677334525
CARLOS!
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>>677334788
probably a vacuum sealed thing to keep bacteria away.
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>>677334788
It sucks out the blood to a canister from a machine. It will heal it 50% faster. I will get a skin graft surgery in about a month.
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>>677334555
Read the thread faggots, its like 2 or 3 posts in.
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They did a good job.
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>>677332560
Jayden, is that you?
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>>677332560
You'll never get all the black off that way...
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>>677332560
wheres the new skin transplant?
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>>677334555
Nice trips, and I explained what happened already bro.
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>>677332560
pretty similar stuff in my armpit... but not as bad as that
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>>677332560
>>677332681
>>677332813
>>677333007
Ah yes i can see you went to the surgeon with Obama care
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>>677332560

it didn't work, you're still a nigger
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>>677333632
>Gimmie the scoop.
mmm yummy
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>>677335537
yea...
also look at my finger i sliced it accidentally whilst working in the kitchen
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>>677333987
Sorry to hear it man. I was making a joke at the big white bumps black guys get when their hair is cut with dirty clippers. I thought it was obvious
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>>677333007
How were you even allowed to leave the hospital in this condition?
*Tisk tisk* Obama care
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>>677335537
imaganing deodorant
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>>677335853
KEK
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>>677332681
I wanna squeeze that shit so bad
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>>677332560
>>677332681
>>677332813
>>677333007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0IUR4gkPIE
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>>677332560
Thanks anon. Now I'm just giddy about the neck surgery I have tuesday. Thanks!
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>>677335733
Low-level bait here
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>>677333007
"we are the borg"
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>>677335578
You know what up bro.
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>>677333892
What is the brown stuff all over him?
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>>677335774
he's fine, all he needs is some pain pills and a vacuum on his neck, no need to take up a hospital bed
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>>677332560
OK you dumb nigger, you had ano infection in the back of your head for weeks and finally you go to the doctor because someone made you. When he looked at it he said in the best way for you to understand " thizeya be bad!" But really had no idea how bad until he opened your shitty neck and found the infection was spreading. He took the infected skin off, he took the infected muscle tissue away and lest the wound open so he could come back and clean it up later after the medications do there thing. What you have on the back of your neck is a wound vac (aka youz a dumb bitch vac) sound about right?
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>>677333007
What exactly is the tube for?
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Rope burn counts as surgery?
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>>677332560

Have someone lick it
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>>677332681

That is not a start.
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>>677335537
holy fuck that gave me the heebejeebees
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>>677337797
Cringe
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>>677337797
wow you're lack of english spelling skills belies how retarded you are
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>>677332560
jesus nigger kill yourself

o god
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>>677341517
wow the racism is strong with you
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>>677332560

Fuck!
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>>677332813
tbh i'm surprised they didn't use maggot therapy seen as you have diabetes
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