Waifu claiming thread. >filling up way too fast edition
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Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up way too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
claiming
Claimed
>>677326808
It's not til either tonight or tomorrow.
I don't know what time they're getting in.
How've you been, Stockinganon?
>>677326835
I just haven't seen this part of my family in a bit.
I don't really know how it's gonna go down.
>>677326959
claimed,
it couldn't of been that bad lol
>>677326688
I like this kind of shot.
>>677327109
Welcome anon o/
Heya~
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıƃuɐɥ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ
Ayy
these threads are moving so fast
>claimed
>>677326408
don't be mad dude
>>677326417
>implying I'm wasting my time.
>>677326515
HAHAHAAHAHHA
no it doesn't
rei worst girl.
>>677326530
I'm just boosting my ego watching all of you.
Is pretty productive imo.
>>677326704
back to /a/.
or you know yourself that rei is shit?
>>677326760
Too bad your inner sheep never forgets to follow.
>>677326959
Chara claimed
>>677326959
mandatory c2 claim
>>677327270
im sure it'll be fine, they'll be happy to see you!
hey
>>677327176
Hello there, mysterious anon.
Glad to see you around.
>>677327320
Yup. Lurking seems like the correct choice right now.
>Hey there, Galko.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677327320
Lurking gets more and more tempting every day
>>677327074
Rip Tat
>>677327282
I burnt it
Obligatory claim.
>>677327270
Hey man, I'm doing well. Thanks for asking, you sleep well?
sleepy claim
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Quote of the thread:
>Wood doesn't mean dick all the times
Tenryuu claimed
>threads are going too fast
Sanya Claimed
>>677327343
>boosting my ego
That's not good anon. That must mean you already have a low self esteem.
It probably won't help you to get a bigger ego by insulting other people
I mean, just look at your parents
>>677327461
oh....well at least you know next time lol
emperor claimed once again.
>>677327318
¿ǝǝɹɟ sᴉ ǝɯnʎ ɹɐlnƃǝɹ uɐǝɯ ʇɐɥʇ sǝop
>>677327286
>
>>677327343
Ah, yes, that would imply that your time had any value. My bad.
>>677325954
>tight hugs
You are so adorable~
>>677326114
>It was great, I feel a lot better.
That's good to hear! Get yourself something nice to drink and relax. Maybe time for Sims?
>>677326304
1: For now, Sweden.
2: Student.
3: Anime, going on walks, collecting and sampling beer, and finding new music to listen to.
4: I do not know~ You tell me, Prinz~
>>677325299
>>677326808
I'm sorry~ The thread is moving so fast. Stocking, you are so beautiful. Won't you forgive me? Pretty please? <3
>gently strokes your cheek
And if you are not too mad, will you maybe continue playing with my hair a bit?
>>677326961
Emi~ Hi~
>hugs
>>677326961
Thanks <3
>>677326706
>>677327313
Bright lights in the crowd distract the band, and you will be paying money to watch a concert through a five inch screen. The mosh pit is optional if it's a normie crowd then there obviously won't be one, or at least it won't be as prominent.
Just watch your private belongings, if you lose your phone, because someone bumped into you after you pulled it out just to see the time, you'll be kicking yourself over it.
>>677327614
Is it bad I saved this?
>>677327270
I hope they are fucking dead. They aren't happy you're alive anyway. Probably that's why you picked Rei.
Cold, alone, with noone to share love with.
Maybe you're not even wanted in this world, and you never were.
>>677327567
easy there dude.
don't insult my family like that, you don't even know me! what's wrong with you?!
kek. look at you trying to be all offensive and all.
>>677327614
ǝuıɯ llɐ sı ǝɥs ou ʞɔnɟ
>>677327505
Tenryuu <3
>poke
Your cheeks are almost as soft as your pillows~
>>677327443
I might just lurk until it slows down.
Hey Ruri!
>>677327460
>hugs
>>677327640
I'll probably play it soon.
>>677327794
No
intense lurking
claiming
>>677326519
Yeah! Hugging is awesome!
>hugs intensity
>>677326675
I agree, but hey VR is just around the corner. Soon some guy will make a VR game full of cute anime girls
>>677326808
I love this thread
>big hugs
>>677327040
Great, you?
>>677327049
Shit don't scare me like that ;-;
>>677327354
Hi Chara Onee-chan!
>hugs
>>677327640
Okay, thank you!
You're just such a qt I don't know what it is
>huge hugs
Okay guys I'll be back in a few I'm gonna take a shower!
>hugs for everyone before I go
>>677327901
hellooooo
Best German Cv Claimed
>Shieet this threads are too fast for me
>>677327785
Alright thanks homie
>>677327241
Yeah I know, but I usually post as anon who really loves Juri, not as Juri herself.
>Her attitude does show up in my posts, sometimes
I guess that happens after you play over 13,000 online matches with your waifu.
>>677327621
>>677327811
>Insults family of someone else
>Don't insult my family, you don't know me
>>677327919
so what are you plans for the rest of the weekend?
Stumpy claimed
>>677327828
i have to admit that her body is mighty fine
dat belly
>>677328018
How did i forgot pic?
>>677327640
Hi Tatsie! <3
>hug
>>677327723
>100x100
Hana pls...
>>677327881
So many hugs today, I like it!
>hug
>So soft...
>>677327396
I'm hoping.
All they've heard is stories of my worst, so I don't know what opinion they'll have.
>>677327475
Hey Handanon!
>Thanks for asking
Did I miss you last time?
>you sleep well?
Haha, not really.
Stress is keeping me awake now.
How've you been?
>>677327811
>hope your family is dead
>don't shit talk my family.
Really?
Try harder.
>>677327049
Oh-h-ho...
>blush deepens
>cuddles back
>Best goth waifu claimed
>I'm not fast enough for these threads
>>677327049
Ahahhaaa...
I always love talking to you, qt!
>runs hand through her hair
>>677327086
Hi Ruri!
>hugs
>>677327270
Ah, alright then
Hope it goes well!
I've been pretty good thanks, yourself?
>>677327320
Way too fast!
I reply so slowly...
>>677327640
Ahh, don't worry about it!
I reply so slowly and these threads are moving so fast!
You're such a cutie, how could I refuse?
>hugs and gently strokes her hair
>>677327919
Me too!
There's a reason I always come by
>tight hugs
>>677327880
Embarrassing...
>>677328204
y'know what they say about opinions though...you'll be fine rei anon
>>677328155
>>677328018
Don't worry about, and most important have fun at the concert.
Homs.
>>677327074
>>677327267
>>677327270
>>677327282
>>677327286
>>677327299
>>677327313
>>677327318
>>677327320
>>677327354
>>677327378
>>677327396
>>677327414
>>677327432
>>677327443
>>677327460
>>677327461
>>677327475
>>677327484
>>677327494
>>677327505
>>677327549
>>677327567
>>677327598
>>677327612
>>677327614
>>677327621
>>677327640
>>677327723
>>677327901
>>677328004
Welcome back everyone
>>677327794
Err... i will take that as a compliment.
Jakuzure claim
Hi guys, finally was able to join in
>>677328204
Nah nah, you just said hi last thread and I decided to answer in this one.
What's got you stressed? Still stressing over those dreams?
I've been okay, just chilling right now enjoying some music. You?
>>677328023
The first/third person thing can be a little odd...
soo
>hug
>inb4 I am kill
>>677327640
Hehe~
You'll make me blush now c:
>Caresses cheek
>>677327432
All I see is Sachi.
Also claimed.
>>677328066
Going to a movie with my dad then playing Jubeat and Popn Music at my local arcade
>hug
>>677328263
Aww thanks!
>huuuuug
>>677328346
I've been forgotten. Chara Onee-chan why u do dis
Okay cya now o7
Since i cant have chen
>Noodle
>>677327901
>>677328452
How you doin?
>>677328452
sup Nono
>>677328346
HOLY SHIT, i never realized we had that many
>>677328346
Hey, how's it going! Today, we are gonna find a bike horn!
>>677328204
lurk more faggot.
/a/ knows Rei is a shit.
You tought coming on /b/ people will consider your waifu great?!
no. rei is a shit everywhere. that's why you family doesn't speak with you anymore.
because you're a reifag.
>>677328346
why won't you welcome me back and hug me?
fucking memetale. learn to be more friendly.
>>677328561
which movie are you gonna see?
>>677328561
I'M SORRY!
Welcome back!
>hugs you tightly
Forgive me Onee-chan!
>>677328182
Wh- what?>>677327881
>>677327881
By the way hows your day going?
>>677327318
claiming Shiina
I'm really really bored...
>>677328565
Noodle is the better waifu anyway.
>>677328664
Nice try Asukafag
>>677328346
Thanks Chara, having a good day so far?
>>677328346
thanks chara!!! welcome back too
Looks like its that time again.
Time for me to go to sleep and leave you all here.
Cya everyone and have fun!
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>>677328664
You an Asukafag?
>>677328664
>>677328768
yea ;)
>>677328451
If you're taking compliments I'm sure I can find many more for you...
>>677328182
>hugs again
>>677328263
It's too fast for me
>>677328752
It was busy, but I'm glad to be here now.
>>677328836
Bye Syndra
>>677328852
Hi Neo
Can I have some Malted French?
>>677328717
YOUR MY BIG SISTER YOU FOOL IM YOUR IMOUTO
You're forgiven <3
>hugs before I go
>>677328682
London Has Fallen
Cya guys!!
>>677328852
Ayyy here's Neo ^^
Mojito as always~
How was your day?
>>677328836
sleep well, Syndra :)
>>677328768
madoka is a shit anime and you know it, you fucking autist.
>>677328836
xDDDD hahahahaah FUN Xdddd
>>677328664
concider the following
>>677328581
I see a bit of Yuno on your face, should I be scared?
I'm fine, I gotta study, but otherwise it's been a chill day for the most part. How about you?
>>677328585
sup Chara. How many souls have you collected today?
>>677328965
hope you have fun!!!
>>677328565
i like the new design
>>677328654
I just scrolled down and clicked on them... I guess some are double
>>677328659
Okay, can I help you with looking?
>>677328802
Jerk-chen is ruining it, besides that, yeah
>>677328803
Thank you~
>>677328836
Bye syndra :3
>>677328852
Oh shit,quick give me some liqorice and allteamix.
Oh and remeber about Yume
Thanks and bye
>>677329149
Go ahead! I don't mind it.
>>677328664
>/a/
Boy, that was invalidated quickly.
>>677328263
Thanks Stockinganon.
Glad to hear you're doing well!
Todays been boring, it's rained all day.
>>677328337
Thanks Anon.
I appreciate it.
>>677328470
Kinda.
I've been stressing about some family coming to visit.
It's been a boring day.
I ain't done shit.
>>677328836
Sleep well Syndraanon!
Have a good day tomorrow!
>>677328182
>tighter hug
How are you today? Done anything fun?
>>677328263
>hugs and gently strokes her hair
That feels so good. More, please~
>cuddles
>>677328305
But it's true~
>poke
See? It's even more fun to poke your cheek now when you are blushing <3
Will you hug me before you start another game, dearest sister?
>>677328504
>places both hands on your cheeks
You are just irresistable~ Let me look at you some more~
>looks longingly into your eyes
>>677328561
Bye~ Enjoy your movie!
>>677328752
Hey there Hana~ How are you?
>>677328852
Heyo~
I'd like one vanilla and one liquorice, please.
>>677328836
Sleep well, Syndra.
>>677328881
>>677328768
>m-muh overrated anime
i'm neither. s0z
>>677329149
what am I ruining?
You faggots are not doing something productive anyway. Fucking loners
>>677328965
bye~
>>677329072
Let's just say... enough =)
and how's your boss doing?
>>677329431
why are you claiming two waifu's? get out
>>677328836
Nighty. We'll leave some liquorice ice cream by your bed.
>>677328964
Of course. White flags included.
Glad that the cancer update is gone. Gods be praised.
>>677328988
Three scoops of Mojito for your dubs.
Pretty good (subjectively bad) day. Woke up late, which I really don't like doing, weather wasn't great so I've been sat in my room binge watching Mirai Nikki, playing Rocket League, and buying Hyperdimension Neptunia. All in all a mediocre day. Yourself?
>>677329177
Three scoops for trips. I remember.
>>677329304
Wowowowowowowowowowow. Hold up. Somebody else wants a scoop of liquorice? Does Syndra know about this?
((We're also serving two scoops of Neo.)
>>677329272
>playing KanColle
autistic weeb.
>>677328964
This thread just ins't the same without you
>>677328755
no
>>677328836
bye have a good sleep don't be mad at me anymore please
i love you
please love me too
don't be mad please
>>677328852
strawberry all of it thanks
>>677329149
yea, about 5
still alot, we need a board
>>677328964
>>677329304
Y-your hugs kinda feel like this
>
>It doesn't mean I don't like them
I haven't done much apart from watching a football game
(The most important football game of the year, actually, /sp/ is still going nuts)
>>677329224
awesome, where do we start looking?
>>677329431
>You faggots are not doing something productive anyway
well what are you doing?
>>677328852
could i have some lemon please?!
>>677328587
Hi there Tomoko!
>>677328964
Me too
Can't keep up!
>hugs
>>677328852
Hi Neo! Great to see you here
I'll take caramel, sounds sweet!
One soul in exchange
>>677329277
I'm always good when I come to these threads heh
Sorry to hear it was boring, I know the feel. Never have much to do these days
>>677329304
Hehe~
I'm glad you like it!
>strokes her hair between my fingers
It's so soft
>>677329431
Asuka is better anyways. I'm pretty sure /c/ prefers Rei though.
>>677329708
I will probably start looking in the house.
>>677328498
>Physical contact
>"Egh, I'm not too good with this.."
>Gentle head pats
>"But you're sweet, so.."
>"I shouldn't hurt an innocent waifu, not worth it."
>>677329478
What boss? Nobody is to command the great Nonon-chan!... well, at least, not from now on
>>677329532
I'm not claiming shit.
Stop taking yourself so seriously. You're just another useless human being
triggered.
>>677329712
I answered this already
>>677329304
S-sure...
>>677329798
i would start in the garage, it's your best bet
>>677329304
I'm well, and yourself?
>>677329938
>calling other waifu's shit
>hating weebs
>being one
stop being butthurt
>>677329798
Alright, then I'll look in the warehouse
