what's the dumbest first name in your country ? >Kevin
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what's the dumbest first name in your country ?
>Kevin
>>677326012
Ärm
Peedu
Ergo
Eero
Brent
Uuno
>>677326012
sauce
Vas'ya
Moot.
Evert
>>677326012
Alfredo
Jaime
Nicolas
>>677326012
did kevin fuck your mom?
DaQuan
Mouhamadou Moustapha
>>677326380
Virginie Ledoyen, maybe from En plein coeur, not too sure
>>677326609
Kevins don't fuck, they're usually beaten by their own mom
>>677326012
>kevin < lequanda
not sure if retarded...
Justino
>>677326012
Ive met 2 Kevin's
One was a "i know everything about computers" he also didnt seem to get along with anyone who wasnt white and the other one was a ticking timebomb, who later dropped out.
My answer would be Roosevelt, he was strange. And Christine, fuck that tubby bitch who gave me the stank eye. I have no clue what i said or did, and I wasnt even hitting on her, she's completely mot my type.
Barack
Keith
Kevin here, you faggots wish you were me.
>name literally means handsome in old Irish
>>677326285
Estonian detected?
>>677326012
Germanfist
>>677328506
Isn't it ironic how you're not, but still have that name.
friðjón
>>677326012
muhammed
>Sweden
>>677326012
la-a
Pronounced la-dash-ah
>>677326012
Source?
>>677326012
Doubravka
>>677326012
Dongus
Styrbjörn - Translates into steering bear, which makes no fucking sense.
Sjoerd
>>677328856
Sixten
Try taking that abroad for once
>>677328877
LaDasha?? sounds like a nigger
girl at my school graduated last year named "7", yes the actual fucking number
Javier
>>677328506
>Irish
>Handsome
>>677329068
Holy Sjoerd
Rasmus. It literally means asspussy. A close second is Tom, which means empty
kenny
>>677326285
do you live in the fuckin' hunger games universe?
>>677329701
Rasmus does not in any way mean asspussy
>>677329138
I know that swedish name. Norfag here. What does it actually mean?
>>677330130
Rass = ass
Mus = pussy.
But its slang language and hardly real norwegian.
>>677329151
you are correct
Ljótur = Ugly
Lofthæna = air chicken
>>677330395
i'm danish but i speak fluently norwegian. unless they're from up north. don't understand that shit
>>677328602
jup
>>677329870
actually yes, salary is here 6-20k a year,
6-10k if you're at a regular job, which may or may not require college education.
20k if you have an top tier office.
25% of russians here and the old town at weekends is like a fucking battleground.
Booze and cigarettes are cheap, possibilities as low as possible so only thing to do here is to drink and fight, or try to survive from wage to wage, watching tv at home and just existing.
I'm writing a post on 4chan, so I'm a autistic retard being, just by doing that and even I had 30+ fights in a year 2015-2016.
I don't seek conflicts, you just may sit at a bar, some dude comes up at you and says that your face is funny, you're a faggot, you have a big nose, watcha looking at me, wanna fight? give me your vodka bottle, I want it.
So yeah Tallinn is a hunger Games simulator.
>Hampus
it's a fact that they all have adhd.
>>677326012
Kit , molly ,Jean -Edouard
>>677330647
Then you dont speak it fluently you sperglord
>>677326012
German?
Urpo (Means moron/idiot)
Uuno (Means fool/stupid)
These are Finnish names. (Uuno seems to be also used in Estonia >>677326285)
>>677330647
Danish and norwegian are almost identically written. Spoken its a very different matter. You danes sound like you have a potato in your throath. Almost as bad as the dutch.
>>677326012
Kevin reporting in.
Fuck you op
>>677331175
YOU FUKKEN WHAT M8 KANKER
Brayan.
Canada:
Chad, Brett, Wes, Craig, Zach, Todd, Emily, Lauren (any "location" name such as Dakota, Montana, Virginia)
>>677330809
i know a guy named Hampus
he actually has ADHD
>>677331005
You really expect a foreigner to lean to talk like someone from Bardufoss or Hammerfest?. Im from Trøndelag and even I think my dialect is strange.
>>677331162
we even have a radio station named that
>pic related
But it was mostly used 20-50 years ago, now not so much.
>>677326012
Hi kraut
>>677331294
Come at me dutchbro
>>677331828
BY THE POWER OF WILDERS
GHHHGGGHHUUU KANKER
>>677331294
dutch is really just danish, german and english completely mashed together. Dutch people however is my favorite tourists. fluent english and always in a good mood
>>677326012
Bjertulf
Ethan
>>677332099
>-ulf
Norwegian.
Nobody is named Bjertulf dude. or?
Asbjørn
aka Ass bear
>>677332045
>fluent english and always in a good mood
That's because our country has no fucking natural beauty, it's grey, flat and full of dead trees.
We'd be in a good mood at the bottom of the ocean.
Kentone
>>677331979
yadayada. You Dutch are ok, besides the language. You got coffeeshops.
>>677332412
i sure hope so, becouse in 50 years, most of you country would probably be submerged
>>677331979
>the home of a free people
>a free people
Kek
Keith
>>677332652
Well, learn to speak cancer then.
>>677333010
>Keith
Jeremy Clarkson said the same in a Top Gear episode.
Why do you brits not like that name?
>>677332865
Not unless the shitskins keep coming, then no.
Sharkeisha
>>677328877
the dash aint silent m8
its not ladashdashdashah fgt
Taco
Paco
Poekelien
Wil Jannie mosterd-uit de fles
>>677333298
Nah, guess you gotta learn that throatvibe in childhood. Can't do it.
>>677326012
Mohammad
Ronny
Ingo
Stefan
>>677331161
french. my german family told me a stupid name in Germany would be Michael Muller or something.
here we even say "a Kevin" to mean a stupid uneducated teen.
>>677326012
Asso
Jedi
Rock-Solid
Hardcore
Monst
Molon
Microon
Bow
David
>>677333703
Fuck you
>>677332362
As = inhabitant of asgard. Ja det er så en gud og ikke en røv.
Maj-Björn.
It literally translates to "May-Bear".
It's a female name...
Donald trump
>>677326012
Agapito
Muhammed and Jesus. These dumbasses think it's cool.
>>677333801
German here, you're wrong. No one here will give a fuck about Michael Müller, but Kevin is indeed a retard name, just like Chantalle is for girls.
>>677333593
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCA2DyqYvF0
5:24
>>677328506
Cóemgein
but you know sounds so much like kevin.
>>677326012
Adolf
Muhammed
>>677326012
cacilda
>why do parents do this do they think its clever?
serenity
hope
precious
faith
>>677334988
pretty sure it's related to them being christian
Kelly for guys
James
Sam
Cody
Zoe
Camille
>>677334831
sellist polegi kuulnud varem
>>677330739
Estonians are pretty cool. I wish I could go there for a couple weeks
>>677335692
hope and faith sure but those are just some examples theres plenty of other word-names and more often than not theyre black I think its meant to make them sound smart, oh and sometimes they sound they sound like strippers like Diamond
>>677335945
Sellest saab mu esimese poja nimi.
Mieczysław, short form: Mietek, Miecio
actually means "praises the sword", but is mostly associated with short, skinny, old guy with mustache and depresingly low IQ
>>677336077
hahahha, pane parem mingi Muhamed, siis ei hakka keegi norima teda koolis ja helge tulevik ees.
op is german fag kys
>>677333352
It sounds like a poor Geofrey. Redundant
Fucking "Jan" so many FUCKING "Jans" oh and also "Shipo"
>>677334988
Lol South Africa?
>>677328506
You act like a fucking Kevin. Fuck you.
>>677334988
i think serenity is a nice name - the word just sounds very beautiful, dont you think?
>>677339068
its definitely not the worst of the word-names what about felicity
Fucking Gary. Anybody with the name Gary needs to be immediately shoved into a ditch and shot.
>>677339826
were you raped by your dad while watching spongebob?
>>677339254
never heard that name before but from a quick google search id assume its a female name. doesnt sound very feminine to me though, sounds like something maybe a hipster couple would name their child to be unique
>>677331466
>Dakota
That's my name. I hate it.
Mackenzie
It's scum personified.
>>677339826
get fucked ashy boy
>>677326012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
>>677339254
Felicity reminds me of this girl. It will sound like a pornstar's name to anyone that was a teen during the nineties.
Never met a Tim worth a fuck. Or Cody.
>>677340233
checked...thats what all word-names sound like.
>>677326012
Gašper
you dont wanna know
Nah, Kevin isn't nearly as bad as "grant"
>>677330130
you beat me to it
Underrated post
>>677326012
nothing will beat "burt"
>>677326380
kevin comes from germany
Rolling Bros. XD
>>677343252
Omg fucking cancer fag lmao gtfo with that faggot shit I swear I would bury asshats like you IRL. Fuck boy summer fag......
>>677343467
Fuck off dude, I just want dubs, you have no chill.
Rolling
Lennart
>>677343652
>>677343252
Dude I got double 52s that's like my first dubs
Joshua, i can't even stand the name, it sounds pretty gay as fuck.
>>677343761
Rolling one more time love getting dubs man!
>>677330809
>confirmed
>>677343869
Haha 69
Guess I can roll 1 more time cuz 69 *wink*
Hermenegildo
Chad. Chad is the worst name in the entire fucking universe. If your name is Chad, you should do yourself a favor and just an hero.
>>677343899
>>677343970
You stole my dubs /b/ro
Wtf man you weren't even rolling gtdo
>>677344104
Ugh why can't I get dubs like 10 posts later WhAT THE FUCK
>>677344194
Fuck this stupid site and it's virgin troll faggots who don't even really care about dubs and trips like a true oldfag
>>677344342
And still no dubs
>>677344402
Faggot ass site I swear to god
>>677344462
Whaaaaaaaaaaat these were fuuuuuuukkkk give me a fucking dub already there is no fuckinggod
>>677344623
Last roll I swear to god
>>677344342
>>677344194
>>677344104
>>677343869
>>677343970
>>677343761
>>677343652
>>677343252
god damn it gary is it the auts again take your meds...im assuming your name is gary because of the auts
>>677344681
Wtf now I'm crying plz I just want dubs
>>677326503
>vert
we hav a wonner
Kévin
Ethan
Eustache
Hubert
Maurice
Stanislas
Mouloud
Godefroy
Gertrude
Alphonse
Ferdinand
Ginette
Joséphine
>>677344712
Garys my. Middle name faggot, fuck boots trying to talk shit against me, i will fight you IRL faggot
Miervaldis
>>677326012
Bengt-Roger
>>677344881
Rolling 1 more time
ching chang
>>677345158
So close
Can't quit now
>>677329347
I'm Irish and I fucking kek'd.
>>677345260
The dubs will be mine! XD
This site is so much fun rofroflcopter
>>677345596
Quit now. Your life is gonna go down in a spiral.
>>677326012
>Kevin
you italian, stop opening stooopid threads.
Oleg
>>677334179
another Italian spotted.
>>677326453
Russian detected! Сукаблядь
>>677343672
systemd hater spotted.
>>677344793
french guy spotted - in fact, he used an accented "e" in the "Kévin".
>>677346469
We're everywhere.
タロ
サトウ
Micheál. Why can't you just be Michael like everyone else?
>>677326012
Sauce
>>677326012
Français spotted kek
>be me, Andrea, straight male, Italian
>my gf is Andrea, straight female, German
Italy: male = "Andrea", female = "Andreina"
Germany: male = "Andreas", female = "Andrea"
It's somewhat funny when booking hotels
>>677326012
>>677326012
>>677326012
>>677326012
>>677330155
Doesn't mean anything just like Paul doesn't mean anything.
Just googled it.
>Betyár (vigilant/outlaw)
>Bogyó (berry)
>Zeusz (speaks for itself)
>Delfina
>Atlasz
>Nintendó (I shit you not)
>Marlonbrandó
>Tarzan
(Hungarianfag here)
