>watching Deadpool >opening scene is pretty cool >of
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>watching Deadpool
>opening scene is pretty cool
>of course they had to give him music
>lame rap song while he is coloring?
>jumps off over pass
>beats up bad guys
>SUV goes into a roll
>then slow motion
>his head pops out of the SUV's sunroof
>" did I leave the oven on? hurrr durrr "
>got up and left theater
>asked for refund for ticket
>ticket guy says
>" its terrible right? "
>refunds my ticket
>went to a bar instead
>fucked a fat chick
>had a way better time
How could they seriously make marvels clown hero not funny?
What the faaaaaack.
The stove joke made me cringe too, was way too cliche.
>>677326121
honestly, as someone who isn't really involved with comic books, I may not get it, but do they really believe that breaking the 4th wall so much is funny. I mean after a while it just becomes tedious
Had mixed reactions to a lot of the jokes as well and definitely didn't think it lived up to the hype I had been hearing about for the last month. One of the lasts scenes with the Jackman mask though was fucking gold. Bartender dude was also a bro.
>>677326656
>bar dude
That's T.J. Miller, and honestly, I would have rather him play Deadpool
Then ole' lispy Ryan.
But the teens and kids like Ryan, so that's who they farted out.
>>677327054
TJ Miller made the movie, I demand a movie about him.
>>677326351
>breaking the 4th wall
anon trying to be edgy, fucking prick, Don't say it just because you've heard someone else say it. Have a fucking idea of your own you mindless cunt
>>677327054
that's because you're a fucking beta cunt anon posting in a forum and not directing films as you have no fucking idea
sucks being you
>>677325887
So you sat through 5 minutes of a movie and decided it was terrible?
Good to know the kids of today still have lots of patience.
>>677325887
It's time for bed kid. Also fuck you, this movie was an awesome cinematic experience filled with laughter.
>>677327539
how is saying that being edgy, would you rather me say "oh boy fucking Ryan Reynolds addressing the audience directly so many times was quite distasteful in my opinion?"
>inb4 you didn't think of that
The film is for 14 year old girls who think they're a special snowflake.
none of you get it
the "did I leave the oven on?" joke was a reference to how hitler put the jews in the oven
>>677325887
It's a movie for 12 year olds and fat neckbeard fanboys with the mental maturity of 12 year olds. What did you expect?
>>677328374
This, you bunch of fucking autistic faggots
>>677325887
>Deadpool
it's pure fucking degeneracy.
wasn't even funny just some forced meme.
The first 20 minutes were 9gag tier jokes every five seconds, then it was alright.
>>677325887
You probably LOVE the thin red line. I feel like you may be a drama art fag.
I like it
Hey stupid niggers, comedy requires that you be in the right mood to watch it too. If you're a dopey depressed fuckface, then there's not much that can shake you out of that. I bet Zack Snyder is a dopey fuckface. Probably not that depressed anymore with all the money lining his pockets, but he's single-handedly ruining my life currently. Fuck him
>>677328395
>Its a movie for 12 year olds
>movie was given an R rating
It obviously must be genius marketing if they make aovie for 12 year olds that cant get into the movie
>>677327054
Deadpool says in the comics that he looks like a mix of Ryan Reynolds and a Sharpe. Kind of at a loss as to how he isn't suited to play the character.
>>677328556
Yep. All the way to the top of the box office cinifag. Not enough clever head and shoulders shots or single scenes? Stop treating everything like it has to be ground breaking. Sit back. Chuckle and watch mindless fun for a change. Cynical faggot.
>>677325887
Op confirmed as a faggot. The film was true to its comic book roots and he knows nothing about the character.
>expecting anything from a superhero movie
>>677328868
>Never snuck into a movie before
>a little pussy that will never do anything fun
>>677327054
Its not that they "farted out" out Reynolds. The movie wouldn't have been made if not for him. There would be no other actor, because nobody else was pushing for the movies production.
>>677327539
Learn what edgy means before saying hypocritical shit like. "Don't say it just because you heard someone else say it" and then incorrectly uses a buzzword like every misusing "cuck" these days. It was generic fourth wall breaking, and not well done. Nothing edgy about stating the obvious.
>>677329026
So easily this.
/thread
>>677328353
What even are you talking about
ITT: Contrarians who think their opinions matter
>>677325887
>this comedy movie wasnt funny the whole way through.
Every comedy has jokes that suck. EVERY. COMEDY. MOVIE. EVER. Its called life. Some things are great and awesome while other things suck and are shitty. Move on with your life bruh.
Thats why you just download this shit, and just skip all the BS jokes. Might get 20 minutes of movie :|
>>677329121
All those assumptions though.
This is why I watched it for free online. Kek.
>>677329293
underage b&
>>677325887
>>677328218
>It's time for bed kid
cool it with this insult. It's fine that you don't like his opinion and you should call him a faggot for it. but this opinion doesn't make him a child and you're retarded.
>>677325887
I saw zootopia, deadpool, and brothers grimsby in the same week. I enjoyed deadpool the least
>>677328868
>>677329121
Do movies actually care about this shit?
>>677329508
Dont bother man. Its how every newfag acts on this shit hole now a days.
>>677329370
How the fuck do you skip a joke that is being made? Do you assume half way through a joke that it won't be funny, and skip 10 seconds? Think before you fucking talk, Jesus Christ.
>>677329539
t. furry
>>677325887
That honestly was the worst line of the movie, got better after that. Was expecting way more of a memefest.
>>677329714
Factual
>>677328256
Deadpool is know for gratuitously breaking the fourth wall. And talking to little yellow boxes, which I kind of missed but understood that it probably wouldn't have translated well to film.
>>677326351
yeah agree with this. but, I think it was done ironically. the movie was aware at how cheesy the 4th wall breaking was and how overplayed deadpool jokes are. still think it was a bad movie but I'm pretty sure they aren't just idiot writers.
>>677325887
>>677329121
It's so easy to sneak in to my local theater its pretty laughable.
Deadpool needs a straightman to really shine. Making the entire movie focused just on deadpool ruined it. There was only one genuinely funny scene in the movie imo.
>>677325887
Wasted your money dude. And your night by fucking some fugly desperate girl with your average penis. You should've at least watched the full thing.
Stove joke was shit and honestly seeing it in the trailer was one of the reasons I really fought going (I haven't been to the theater in years either way).
Fortunately someone convinced me to go see it and it was actually a very good movie.
Final fight scene was lacking imo, but the build up and story progress was great
>>677329370
>download the movie
>nothing but recorded versions online
Nigguh what? Why would i watch some shitty cam corder version when i could watch it on a big screen. Or just wait until may when the real torrents will come out.
>>677329642
You're a fucking newfag, newfag
>>677327760
>millennials
What did you expect? Biggest faggots since the baby boomers.
>>677325887
Shouldn't you post this on /tv/ so you can feel more important?
>>677330177
Well there you go then faggot. Go live life a little.
>>677329912
>Talking to little yellow boxes
>Liking Waypool
>>677327054
The TJ Miller dude was fucking annoying. He would have absolutely ruined the movie if he was deadpool
>>677330385
He was pretty great, and you're probably just a bitch
>>677330385
TJ Miller is insufferable. I heard a podcast he did with Pete Holmes and he talked about his "original religion" where he says things like "my girlfriend and I found out that everybody is interconnected and god is not a person but rather all of us together make up god." I don't care about his idea, it's fine, but I care about how smarmy and pseudo-intellectual he is. Just bothered me for some reason. I can't enjoy anything he does after hearing that interview.
>>677330328
Who
All these faggots wanting to dislike the popular things.
Highest grossing r rated movie of all time now. It was good. It was fun. Deal with it.
I loved Deadpool, watched it a few days ago.
Damn, wish I could be edgy cool kids like you guys and dislike everything that's widely acclaimed.
>>677331122
>>677331168
>being this defensive
>>677330385
He was ok, he just wasn't fucking Weasel. Weasel is a fucking super-genius that ended up being a loser in life, incidentally because Deadpool went back into time and deliberately ruined him. He's not so much pals with Deadpool, as he is scared shitless of him.
I like Hydra Bob better though.
>>677331262
Just a fact, dude.
>>677327760
>yeah those stupid kids can't even appreciate a flick made to appeal to 12 yo
>>677331428
> thinks opinions are facts
>>677331168
An edgy cool kid*
>>677331262
I've liked shit that no one else has, I've disliked shit that everyone loved. But it's obvious this is just one big contrarian circlejerk, and only has to do with being against the majority. I really couldn't care less if someone "proved" it was bad or shits on it, I'm just saying you guys look like retards right now.
>>677331122
>people have different opinions
>this is somehow surprising
have a meme retard
the movie was shit btw, it doesn't matter how popular it is. sorry youre upset
>>677331168
you too
>>677330900
>2016
>not doing drugs
What the fuck is wrong with you kid?
>>677331664
>it being the highest grossing r rated movie ever is a fact
>you're an idiot
>>677325887
It was alright but to be honest not worth the money.
It had some good scenes but everything felt too short.
I'd give it a 6.5/10 At best.
>>677330328
Save your ways for your essays, river nigger.
>>677325887
Pretty much the same happened to me. But I watched it for about 30 minutes, then i couldn't watch it any minute longer. It was just terrible.
>>677326351
Dead pool breaks the fourth wall in comics too. It's part of his character.
>>677325887
So how bout them Knicks?
>>677325887
le epic troll
>>677332771
Grait bate mait
Honestly if you want a fucking perfect actor play him yourself...he's the closest thing we got and I actually follow his comics. Stop being a mega critic and just enjoy a movie that actually wasn't terrible for having some pushed on jokes. Hell he even does it in the comics...
>>677333382
What about North? He's consistently done a great job voice acting him.
>>677325887
Sounds about right. I wont watch the faggotry. From the trailers it seemed 90% of the movie was the highway scene. Amirite?
True, most overrated shit of the 21 century
>>677325887
You clearly don't understand Deadpool's humor.
>>677334017
>Amirite?
Not really. 50% maybe, but not 90%.
>>677334272
Nothing to understand, cheap jokes, penis, vagina, shit urr durr
>>677334433
quad dubs speaks the truth
>>677326121
Same
>>677329121
Why would they make the movie R rated on the assumption that their target audience would sneak into the theater? Then they wouldn't make any money off of the market they were going for, your logic could not make any less sense
>>677334604
Hey, you didn't like the movie. That's okay. I don't think you're any less valuable as a human being.
>>677334887
Hi there. Welcome to 4chan. Can i lick your dick for you?
>>677327539
triggered much
>>677334994
I think it had potential to be smth waaay better
>>677325887
OP is a turbofaggot.
No amount of trolling the Deadpool movie is going to lower the bar enough to make PC ghostbusters work.
Best part was the after cred referral to ferris buellers day off
>>677325887
>>677326351
Holy fuck you guys don't read the comics at all. His character is purposely cheesy as fuck, and breaks the fourth wall constantly
>>677335953
Me, my wife, and some other random guy were the only ones to sit through all of the credits to catch this.
>>677330239
>>millennials
>What did you expect? Biggest faggots since the baby boomers.
OP is just butthurt that the movie interrupted his texting.
>Holy fuck you guys don't read the comics at all. His character is purposely cheesy as fuck, and breaks the fourth wall constantly
True. But you would have to be familiar with the comics to know this.
>>677325887
>didn't think the first 3 minutes of the movie was funny
>leaves
>expects us to believe you got a refund from the "ticket guy" who also didn't like the movie
>fucked a landwhale
2/10 made me reply, kill yourself
>>677330900
Reminds me of the stupid shit Russel Brand spews out. TJ just seems like a guy who thinks he really funny, but his constant attempt at making jokes is just flat out irritating
>>677336452
I prob was that other random guy :(
>>677327539
I'm gonna post 4th wall breaking pics that will make this anon kill himself because it's edgy apparently.
I thought it was basically perfect and the only complaint I had was the CGI looked really cheap.
>>677330177
Who was Colossus?
>>677325887
i though this movie can get cool.
but it just disappointed me,
>>677325887
I didn't hate it but it wasn't up to my standards. I realize how much of an asshole that makes me sound, but that is because I am an asshole. It felt like a date movie for a lot of it. Especially the opening half hour. Formulaic story mixed with some relatively tame attempts at shock humor. I think thats why it did well. It was targeted towards normies that like a taste of edge... just not too much. I think they realized how boring the movie was after watching it and decided to mix and match the time frame
The only thing I found really funny was the part where he saws his own arm off. And that scene afterwards when he holds his baby hand up against the woman's face.
I don't read much of the comics but the fact that he just got back together with his woman and was only devoted to her was disappointing. He is supposed to be this amoral pansexual asshole.
>>677338170
It was only a $50 million budget due to fox not wanting to put more into it. As they didn't expect it to do so well. Ryan also contributed to the budget and took a pay cut for the film to happen. Fans been wanting a deadpool movie for a long time. If it wasn't for Ryan we wouldn't have one
>>677325887
That really was the worst joke in the whole movie, though.
>>677339421
Next movie will probably be different as his gf is "copycat." I'm hoping they introduce "death" next movie. But I'm not sure if they got the rights for death yet.
>>677341023
It was and all the other jokes had me laughing
>watched two minutes
>heard one more
>this movie is awful
Kill yourself
I'ts a different universe you retards, like, there are so many universes in the multiverse and this is one of them you fuckttards
Inb4 butthurt i got too much, alchohol & mates too care
>>677343288
And cocaine
The t-rex joke made me spill the popcorn but other than that it wasn't the best movie.
>>677342027
I doubt they'll ever get the rights to Death since Disney and Fox hate each other.
Pretty sure Carmelita and Shiklah will show up down the line. I was expecting Carm to be in the strip club.
This caters to a simple or blue comedy which the majority of people find funny... for example... yellling squirrel randomly or typing lolwtfbbqsauce... well most of the subculture finds it annoyin and cringe the normie love it.... the movie was meant for the edgy.
>>677340733
I just hope they don't pump $120 million into a sequel.
>>677325887
Only reason it made a shit ton of revenue is because of the Tumblr teens having their parents with them cause it's R
>>677343345
and hookers.
Thought it was pretty funny other than some dumb jokes such as the stove one, cliche as fuck storyline, 8/10
Only reason I watched that train wreck was for Colossus, just like how I'm going to watch Civil War for Spiderman
>>677344885
>tips fedora
>>677327539
So... if more than one person complains about a particular part of the movie, they are all mindless pricks and copycats or sheeple or something?
Hahahaaaa...
>fanboy detected
>>677328760
Watchmen was good and was funny at times without really trying to be
>>677345797
You're going to be really pissed off if you're going into CW for Spider-Man.
None of his involvement in CW matters, and all it does is lead into One More Day.
>>677345797
did you see spidey's suit in the trailer? I'm hoping it was either not the final product or a slip up, because that shit looked plain cartoonish. and colossus is a faggot.
>>677329229
im here with you fellow lurkfag just watching laughing at them
>>677328218
You're a faggot
>>677325887
Listen, this is getting a lot of heat for no good reason. I cringed a little when he made the oven joke, but then i thought about it for a little bit. Someone worked on this script and decided to keep that in there even though that joke has got to be as bad as the "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BERNERNER?!" joke. The way I see it, this joke was kept bc it's more of a "fuck you for thinking this is funny / being here / buying into Deadpool," completely regardless of whether or not it was intentional...
>>677328868
>with the mental maturity of 12 year olds
You missed that part, fanboy. The part where it was made for 16+ audiences who have literally retarded sense of humor at about half their actual age.
>>677331168
Not trying to be edgy or anything, but i honestly lost interest in what the general public felt was good when i hear people praise
Deadpool
>superhero doesnt take anything seriously, one liners, amazing so good!
Watchemen
>you mean the movie with the blue dick, blue dick, his dick is showing, movie was boring, blue dick
I just cant.
>>677328353
Found an autist
>>677345506
I wish, just coke, alcohol and mates....hookers would complete it man
>>677328374
Finnally
>>677325887
Low quality b8
>>677328374
I wasn't going to say it but I'm glad you did.
>>677347052
TBH, Watchmen was shit. They almost completely missed the point that the comic was trying to make about unifying humanity through disaster. Seriously, turning it into a movie about nailing the one guy who was able to push humanity forward on his own made it feel contrived, and nowhere near as epic as the comic.
>>677328353
>>677327539
>>677329121
>>677332771
>>677343288
Smells like summer.
>>677340733
Hey Ryan! Thanks for nothing!
>>677347612
I like your reply, i do not agree. But generally people dont even get was the whole plot point/twist at the end of the movie.
>he was corny in the comics
>there are people who didn't read the comics and legit think the Deadpool movie is funny
bro morons think cheesiness is funny. you can like the movie, but if you found it funny something is wrong with you.
>>677346126
I know Spidey will do basically nothing, but it's a better performance than The Amazing Spiderman 2
>>677325887
Deadpool has always been a over rated faggot comic book character.
>>677348114
I found it very entertaining but calling the movie funny would be a stretch even if it does have funny moments.
>>677329026
>>677329198
congratulations on being entirely wrong on all levels. Deadpool is supposed to be in love with the personification of death, is only unkillable because he gets cursed by thanos to be immortal (because thanos loves the personification of death too) and have multiple personalities that present themselves as pop up boxes (or maybe just voices if you're making a movie). This movie hit about 20% of deadpool's comic book character and was mainly just a bland ryan reynolds action movie with almost nothing to do with deadpool. Hell, they even changed how he got the name, it's supposed to be that they run a tontine they call the "dead pool" in the weapon x facility where he gets his powers.
>>677325887
Ryan Reynolds. 'nuff said.
>>677325887
you did right anon
>>677347612
genetically modifying fake psychic aliens as a plot point was FUCKING RETARDED. The movie plot made WAY more sense, because the point was that Manhattan had lost his connections to humanity. The whole point was that he'd become alien by being so different to us, so using him as the tool to save the world from itself is perfect. The movie used a genuine alien threat to unite the earth instead of the stupidest comic book logicy bullshit one from the comic.
>>677336082
That doesn't make it any funnier, guy. Irony for the sake of irony is just as bad as if it weren't ironic.
OP i just watched tht movie 2 min ago ye that top kek scene
To spoil it up it ends on that shitty boat bitch loves him they fuck classy
>>677349025
>genetically modifying fake psychic aliens as a plot point was FUCKING RETARDED
It was also completely unfilmable. It would have made the movie 45 minutes longer or more.
Go find the fan-edit Watchmen Midnight. It makes the movie much more watchable and closer to the book.
Deadpool's comedy is just slightly more unoriginal than South Park
All I saw was 14 year old rainbow colored haired teens laughing at dick jokes in my local theater
Honestly I wish someone could rush the theater and remake the Dark Knight shooting, it was the least enjoyable movie I have seen in over 5 years
Ooh the fucking clapping, it pisses me off that when I go to superhero movies, and only those that a bunch of autist decide to clap. It pisses me off.
>>677327539
>>677328353
>>677333382
>>677337755
>>677347069
>>677332771
>>677348487
Summerfags came early this year
>>677348378
It was more funny that I'd have liked actually. The Deadpool comics at their best are some really dark and fucked up shit beneath the surface humor. No one has really nailed it as good as Joe Kelly did though.
>>677349583
jesus fucking christ, you and the people like you remind me that 4chan users are truly shit tier people and i need to stop conflating 4chan's shit opinions with the general publics
>>677325887
>>677351311
Checked, this is 4chan what did you expect?
>>677347742
Fuck you fag you just checked in for summer, how little you know is just bah, a boppity boppity bah
You know there was probably a teams of bigshots around a long table ; ''I think that he could say, Oh did I leave the oven on?'' OH YEAH THATS A VERY GOOD IDEA LETS DO THIS OY VEY
>>677351577
Not him, but it used to be more interesting and entertaining. /b/ may not have ever been good, but it used not to be so boring.
This need for the insane is my drive fir cocaine neverless it justs creates feels on my brain
>>677325887
you fucked up OP. the films gets exponentially better towards the end
Ah wicky wa, wicky wicky wa, wild wild west
>>677351925
the "bigshots" sitting around the table were the cast, the producers, a director and other elements.
they do that when they rehearse scripts.
im excited to see all the hetero bros that are really into deadpool suddenly to watch the next deadpool movie where he fucks dudes
>>677351925
Go be a stupid trailer nigger somewhere else, faggit. >>>/pol/
>>677329508
Summerfriend detected
>>677328374
My kekels
>>677346865
who are Americans for 15 points?
>>677327539
wtf lol
this guy lost his shit because someone used a phrase accurately describing what happens throughout the movie and that's edgey?
follow up question: what does /b/ consider good humor?
>>677325887
Okay /b/, I've been working on a song for a while, tell me what you think...
Ahem...
This guy is bait.
There is no deny.
He gets all the hate.
Because all he does is cry!
"Boo hoo, I hate Deadpool!"
Now there's a surprise.
Everyone thinks that movie was cool.
Now stop complaining to us, just go fuck your fat bitch, and have a good time.
Not all movies need to match up to your weird ideal of comedy.
Now everyone else, I bit you all adoo.
>>677354016
Are you fucking new Sir?
>>677344161
Yeah maybe! Depends on their budget too! They weren't allowed to use popular characters cause of budget and rights
>>677354016
inb4 2 babies 1 fox
>>677354016
>>677355052
Bah, that was meant for, >>677353915
Anyway, /b/ doesn't comprehend humor. It's too autistic.
>>677325887
explains why you had to fuck a fat chick
>he kills the villain and gets back with his gf btw
How can you idiots discuss such a mediocre movie for so long? It was entertaining, and forgotten as soon as you leave the theater. If you had high expectations of a deadpool movie, then youre a fucking dumbass
Can't we all just agree to disagree?
>>677328760
>>677346079
how the fuck is Snyder ruining your life? He's a great director who follows the comics and Watchmen was good, everything it was needed to be.
>>677325887
You did right. You actually caught the better part of the movie. Deadpool is the biggest pile of dog shit i've had the misfortune of ever seeing in a cinema. Just because a couple of friends though it would be cool even though it was made by fucking Marvel. The scary movie genre has funnier and more original jokes than this garbage.
>>677325887
you did the right thing anon, fuck nigger ogga bugga "music" and fuck cape shit "films"
>>677355470
>he kills the villain and gets back with his gf btw
Never would have seen that coming. Truly genius tier edginess right there.
>>677331122
>Highest grossing r rated movie of all time
its actually the fourth..
>>677327054
no one "farted" reynolds out, dudes been publicly trying to get this movie produced for over ten years you fucking autist
>>677355470
O no spoilers I can't believe you did that xD. Retard.
>>677356179
WHY THE HELL IS THAT A REAL PROBLEM?
THE ENDING ISN'T EDGY ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!?
BITCH NOONE SAID IT NEEDED TO BE EDGY!
Stupid fucking hard to please asshat.
>>677355686
I'm a fan of deadpool so I enjoyed it a lot. Yes some parts could of been better. But it's better then superman v batman and fantastic 4 by a long margin
>>677356748
Not saying it's a problem per se. I enjoyed the movie, but lets be honest, that shit is generic and cliche.
>>677325887
Agreed. Deadpool was pretty much complete shit. It's beyond me how it has done so well at the box ofifce. The jokes weren't funny, I think I laughed maybe once, and they became tedious very quickly.
Generally just got the feeling that the movie was trying way too hard to be different. I mean different can be good but when they're bombarding you non-stop with the fourth wall shit, the unfunny jokes, and unlikable characters throughout it's just not appealing.
Maybe they were trying to make it so unusual that it would be ultra-memorable, hoping no one would ever forget what a wacky, zany film they made, but in reality I can't stop wishing i'd not seen it and just forget it entirely. If they ever make a Deadpool 2 I'll be sure to avoid it.
Hmm, I hate 99% of capeshit, Ryan Reynolds and meme movies, but I actually kind of liked it. There were some cringey parts but overall it's one of the better big budget movies I've seen in years.
Definitely agree that TJ Miller was the best part of the movie though.
>>677355984
Cinematic marvel didn't do the movie
>>677355024
>I bit you all adoo
>There is no deny
not to mention that abortion of a rhythm in your rhyme scheme. it flows like an eyeball on sandpaper. diarrhea/10.
>>677357472
>Deadpool was pretty much complete shit. It's beyond me how it has done so well at the box ofifce.
maybe it's not beyond you. maybe you're just wrong. No, that can't be it, all those other people must be the wrong ones.
>>677357438
I'm afraid I disagree with that notion.
I feel that a lot of the jokes were funny, and broke from the usual comic norm, and wasn't afraid to take risks.
And the story was pride and true to the original source.
Yeah some jokes were kinda cliche, but I never view them as a negative.
I gave Deadpool a personal 8/10
>>677357472
To like those jokes u need that type of sense of humour. Which I loved! It's better then most comedies these days. Although I only really like b graded horror comedies
>>677357418
>his standard for movies involves the Fantastic 4
I'm sorry hollywood did this to you, anon...
>>677325887
>of course they had to give him music
>lame rap song while he is coloring?
what Deadpool is not allowed to listen to music?
also what is wrong with Deadpool's taste in music? sure it might not be the same as yours but that is no reason to get upset about it
>>677325887
>leaves after one bad joke
You're probably the guy who judges an album off the first 2 songs.
>>677356209
>its actually the fourth..
post proof or retract
>>677357736
Both of those lines are nowhere near eachother.
And the last two paragraphs weren't even a part of the song.
Moron.
>>677325887
More people walked out of batman v superman
>>677338347
Cgi
>>677325887
Edgy faglord.
Film was great, anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian.
Were some jokes cringy? Sure, but there were so many it didn't even matter.
>ITT everyone circlejerking on a good movie
>>677356096
hello Bismuth
i know it's you because of dem edges
>>677325887
I made it all the way to the part where he checks his adventure time wristwatch
I couldn't stop asking myself if the targeted demographic for that movie was actual children or early 20's stoners
>>677357994
I didn't enjoy one part in fantastic 4
>>677358380
Fuck you.
>>677325887
It wasn't terrible.
It was worth what I paid to see it.
>thepiratebay
>>677328568
>it's pure fucking degeneracy.
>wasn't even funny just some forced meme.
Wait are you describing Deadpool or /b/?
>>677358598
My, what an amazing counter-argument!
>>677358476
Deadpool is meant to be random and making silly jokes. If he didn't then it wouldn't be Deadpool.
>>677358678
Benis.
>THIS DICK IS LIMP AS FUCK!
>NO IT'S NOT! IT'S ROCK HARD!
This thread in a nutshell.
>>677358864
You told me, I have no idea how I'll make a comeback from that.
>>677358395
sauce?
>>677327665
>that's because you're a fucking beta cunt anon posting in a forum and not directing films as you have no fucking idea
>sucks being you
>>677325887
When you break the 4th wall in every fucking scene it's stupid.
I giggled maybe twice. Al lthe hashtag references made me want to vomit.
It could of been a lot better than it was.
You guys are missing the real bait
>lame rap song while he is coloring?
>lame rap song
Shoop by Salt-N-Peppa
Educate yourself you edgy underage faggot.
>>677325887
I'm sorry that you don't like fun movies. I hope your life gets better.
>>677358678
You said DEADPOOL is a GREAT movie.
Yeah,
FUCK YOU.
>>677358205
>Both of those lines are nowhere near each other
that has nothing to do with it, ya chucklefuck. they are just abortions of the english language by themselves. it's "i bid you adieu"
>And the last two paragraphs weren't even a part of the song
I assume you mean the last two sentences, and I know. The two stanzas of your "song" just flow really terribly.
>"Boo hoo, I hate Deadpool!"
>Everyone thinks that movie was cool.
This is just one example of lines that you're joining by rhyme.The difference in cadence and number of syllables between the two lines is so disjointed that it sounds very awkward to try and read as a poem, much less sing.
Ideally you want something that flows better. For easymode just make paired lines have the same number of syllables. When you master that, then you can maybe try to experiment past that.
>>677359541
Every rap song is lame anon.
X GON' GIVE IT TO YA
>>677329508
wew lad
>>677359541
You know the name of the song.
I bet you have traps like Brock Lesnar to hold that massive fedora you wear.
>>677325887
The movie had ONE black person in it, which pretty much made it movie of the year.
You can't deny it.
>>677329539
>I saw zootopia, deadpool, and brothers grimsby in the same week
>I am 12 years old
You forgot that part.
>>677359652
haha am i the only one who notices that people who listen to heavy metal are nicer than people who listen to rap? xD
>>677355850
It isnt lol, its one of my fav movies of a time.
>>677357832
I mean the whole love story angle was cliche. They should have left that out.
>>677359936
It's true only black people listen to rap music.
>>677359579
I'm still amazed you're analyzing a song I made in like, not even 2 minutes, that I posted on /b/ no less.
Who gives a shit if the grammer's a bit off?
It's not like I was trying to write fucking Beethoven.
I was just happy they finally got Colossus's character right for once....even though it took not being in an Xmen film to actually do?
Iunno. I took the girlfriend to it. We had fun.
>Remember having fun? Its what you can do if you're not a jaded asshole about everything in life. Sometimes it is the small pleasures that you need to look for.
>>677325887
I too didn't understand why he said the most predicable thing while upside down in the car.
>>677358797
Random? I wonder if Katy is related to him.
>>677325887
>You don't have to be a super hero to get the girl
>the girl
She was a fucking whore. A hooker.
>guy with an annoying voice fucks a thrashed out slut.
>love story.
The movie could of been a lot better than it was. Oh well. Lets move on.
>>677360100
I'm latino and italian, I'm fond of most rap artists to some extent (guys like Lil Wayne, definitely not).
Most of my friends are white and some of their favorite artists are rappers. Most of my town loves rap and we're in middle-class suburbia. Come out of your basement and see the world for yourself, buddy.
>>677360070
Well what other reason would Deadpool have to become a mutant, and not just straight up just die?
Besides, I feel the love story also broke away from the usually love story tropes as well.
I mean shit, she even put a damn strap-on in him.
Ya didn't see that in Titanic did ya?
You fat fag, deadpole was awesome. I'm gonna kill myself now, nigger.
>>677360506
Saying that rap is good becuase your town is middle-class and listens to it should not be a claim by any metric. It's just proof the government owns your town.
>mfw no body ever said humanity would work
>>677360655
Just not wanting to die of cancer would be enough for most people.
>>677360246
I'm just joshing you, anon. I'm being an ass.
It is bad composition and grammar though, esp. "I bit you adoo"
Fuck you that movie was gold
>>677360810
The government owns my town? I think the government owns every town buddy
Jesus christ dude. What in the world does that even mean you batshit conspiracy theorist. Get the tin-foil of your hat and talk to some normal people for once.
>>677361144
I'm not a tinfoil you colossal faggot. But I've smoked enough DMT to know when a movie could of been a lot better than what it was.
Please get the fuck out, it's only spring
>>677361129
The only bit that genuinely cracked me up was when Deadpool tries to fight Colossus. Other than that it felt mostly like 9gag jokes.
I also don't think Reynolds is very good at joke delivery
>>677360897
Good point, I'd be a little hesitant, but I'd probably sign up for that.
But if I walked in to that fucked up horror show filled with grotesque monsters that were once human, and I was told I'd become one of them, not even gonna lie, I'd kill myself as fast as possible.
But on the other hand I can't say my decisions should be the same as Wayde's.
Also, the girl was in the comics too. The only difference is that he straight up broke up with her in the comics so she would feel all sad.
>>677361357
>le summertime meme
The movie could have been better than it was, sure. That's fine. But cut the government/rap bullshit buddy. Just because you listen to screamo pop punk or whatever the fuck it is doesn't mean rap is a bad thing. It's as popular as it is for a reason(hint: a lot of people like it regardless of their race)
>>677325887
yeah the movie made me laugh at times but it was just ok...im more excited for x-force or whatever its called dead pool cant make it on his own
>>677361799
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>>677328374
>the "did I leave the oven on?" joke was a reference to how hitler put the jews in the oven
Fuckoff, dickbreath. Had nuttin to do with Hitla.
>>677325887
Clearly you don't read Deadpool comics.
>ITT fgts and more fgts argueing over if a movie is considerd good in 2016 ,where who the fuck cares about other peoples opinions
>>677360947
Well shit now I just look like some asshole getting all mad for nothing...
>>677361887
uhhhhhhhh
>>677361721
Rap sucks you stupid wigger. Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury too.
>>677325887
You guys will literally hate any thing that has even a remotely good following, I get it. You don't like it that's one thing, but you can't just sit there and say it was terrible when you didn't even fucking watch the whole thing, there were things I thought were a little much, but come on the movie was bad ass, and I would pay to own the dvd and blu ray, get at me.
>first twenty minutes is cringey overplayed jokes to trick the fedora memelords who expected the movie to be the citizen cane of comic book comedies into leaving
>rest of the movie is gold
was enjoyable. thanks for walking out because it wasn't complex jokes involving anime girls and leeks you autists. made it easier to enjoy the movie.
>>677325887
i used to fuck a girl dressed like lady dead pool in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
Well I guess it's just about perception because I had a very good time watching the movie I mean the oven joke is pretty cringe and it's probably the only part of the movie I don't like but I had a great experience with it well some things aren't for everyone
>>677362207
We cool dawg
>>677362741
She was a trap?
>>677362930
We cool. We cool.
>>677362874
explain why that moment stuck out, because as I read you're not the only one bothered by the oven joke, am I missing something because to me it just seemed like a joke.
>>677328738
Me too
>>677362741
This... This is how you properly troll.
I can't stop picturing that entire scene with that music playing in the background.
>>677325887
Man, that god tier patience.
>>677357418
Don't you mean Fan4stick?
>>677363585
>how you troll
>with copypasta
>>677363273
I guess because its just sticks out of the whole movie maybe its because I watched the trailers religiously so I knew it was coming it reminded me of forced conversation at work where neither person really wants too talk to each other but you force out those same repeated sentence's just to be polite or feel the silence kinda like that
This is what happens when your a faggot with no sense of humor and have low standards. kys.
>>677365023
I see your point, I guess that makes sense, I particularly liked the oven joke, thought it was a good opener. I mean to each their own. I loved the movie, and like the guy up there said, I would buy the blu-ray and dvd.
>>677361901
Let's play spot the summerfag
>>677325887
I went to a cheap theatre to watch it, suspecting it might be a little stupid.
You know, for like $6.50 Australian, it was alright. More than that, and I might be pissed.
>>677365478
I mean I'm not saying you shouldn't like it but to me it wasn't that great if you liked it that's great it just means you were having more fun than me watching it. So in a way you win
>>677328374
it was a reference to how sometimes people leave the oven on. You really are trying aren't you?
>>677331764
>Wearing non-sunglasses aviators
How the fuck did his parents let him do this to himself.
>>677327539
as much shit as this post is getting, I understand completely. people on 4chan all talk shit about a great movie cause everyone else is talking shit. it's probably all the teens who couldn't find an adult to take them to see it.
>>677359746
FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN X GONNA DELIVER IT TO YA
>>677325887
i thought it delivered everything it promised. standing alone as a film; 7/10 maybe even a 6, but if youre a fan of the comics it would be like a 8-9
>>677366081
Are you gay? I mean seriously. You are critiquing the fashion sense of a mongoloid. Only a truly gay faggot would be that fucking apologetically fabulous. Nothing wrong with that either. I'm glad you fags can get married and shit now.
>>677364765
So is no one gonna even point out wtf this is?
>>677366585
knock knock open up the doors of steel
it was better than most superhero garbage.
>>677326121
This.
>>677327054
dude tj miller was the worst part of the whole movie get your shit together shitlord
>>677366715
Somebody?
>>677325887
I download all possibly shit movies for free so at least i didnt contribute to the making of this pile of shit
I cant stand Ryan Reynolds voice
>>677325887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7i4Ys3ACzE
i love isis
>>677325887
You say that like deadpool was funny to begin with
>>677367161
That is godzilla, just in a really weird gif.
>>677365913
Nah, I ain't trying to argue with you, not trying to win nothing just getting my opinion out there like every one else.
>>677325887
No one cares about your shit opinions. A film's a film. Some shit stick was paid to produce a pile that would lure the masses. End of story. -
>>677360398
Thats the irony, you fuckhead. The whole point was that she's just as fucked up as he is and it wasn't like a tacky chick flick romance
Didn't know so many top-tier movie critics spend their weekends on /b/.
Wait..you're saying it's just a bunch of edgy faggots who think their opinion matters?
That makes more sense.
>>677368032
Wow, you seem like the biggest hypocrite in the world, if i ever met you in life I bet I could feel your atheism leaking from your greasy ass hair.
