WHY DO I NEVER GET ANY FUCKING MATCHES IN TINDER?????
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WHY DO I NEVER GET ANY FUCKING MATCHES IN TINDER?????
ugly
>>677321995
the jews.
>>677321995
Probably not Handsome enough
>>677321995
Youre probably ugly/poor/beta as fuck
>>677322427
>>677322977
>>677323057
the jews.
>>677321995
Blame the muslims and jews
You're probably ugly and don't have a decent enough personality to make up for it
>>677321995
Lower your standards m8
>>677321995
Because you´re fucking ugly or you have nothing good writen on your profile..
gets around 2-3 matches a day minimum at its best around 10.
all i wrote was that i eat ass and that im a bear cus swedishmasterrace
If you´re ugly just lower your standards brother
Because you use 4chan
>>677323273
that look. the look, the look of love
>>677321995
you ugly nigga. ive fucked several girls on tinder and ive got aspergers. being 6'5 and handsome makes up somewhat for being socially retarded
>>677321995
Because you write in all-caps.
Your not the problem. The jews pushing girls to only fuck with black guys
>>677321995
Maybe you should try moving to an area with more gay men?
OP here. this is me. am i THAT ugly?
>>677324769
yes
>>677324769
fuck yea
>>677324769
not that ur ugly just that the fat hispanicish michael jackson look isn't quite in style yet
>>677324769
oh god yes.. you look like paul bearer from wwf
>>677324769
Lose a ton of weight and you'll be good
until then fat girls are your only option
>>677324769
>>677324769
Fat Negan/10
>>677324769
do you at least have a big dick to make up for your looks?
because tinder is based on looks and only about 20% of men are physically attractive to women.
>>677324769
yeah dude switch your style up hard. buzz your head down to like 1/8th of an inch. go to the gym. get new clothes. lose that tucked in shirt so your belt shows look. leather jacket too. black jeans as well. dont dress like an autist.
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op here. what about this?
or this?
>>677325846
no.
>>677325846
topkek
yes OP use that one
or this??
>>677325846
ok now i know this is bait. no woman anywhere is going to fuck you
>>677325846
>>677325846
>>677326138
this one looks passable. you dont look as fat.
You look like a murdrer m8
>>677325846
top kek
Hit the gym, frequent male fasion sites, and put on a smile
>>677325846
There is no room for fat fucks in the Reich m8.
>>677324769
as a girl , id put you straight in the rapist creepy dude category
>>677325163
Kek
>>677326047
u total psychopath that raped his sister !! that what u look like
Show us your profile so we can tell
>>677326694
>>677326762
>as a girl
nice maymay bro
>>677324769
you could do some exercise, the hardest part is starting, after a month or two is gonna be a easy thing
>>677327000
Check ur privilege , white male,,,
where do you live? I wanna tune in on the local TV news to watch you commit the next school shooting.
>>677327281
>white
kek
>>677326970
That one's chubby but face features remain decent, OP on the other hand has a ball for a head.
>>677323762
>Edward R. Fields
>dropped out of law school
>attended Palmer School of Chiropractic in Davenport
>calls himself a "Dr"
what a massive faggot.
>>677325435
I lost my shit at this
>download tinder for the first time
>like until i run out of likes
>wakeup the next morning to matches
>talk with one girl in particular
>start dating
>fall in love
>been with her for about 8 months
>mfw this thread
>>677321995
cause U ugly as fugg f4m
Better question, why do i get a lot of matches but never any replies. don't swipe me if you arent even willing to have a little small talk the first time.
>>677327777
checked
>>677327000
trips don't lie
>>677327777
quads confirm true love
im happy for you guys
>>677327777
congratz man, thats actually really cute
I havent really seen tinder work that well here in the uk. Maybe its better in the good ol us of a.
>>677324769
its okay. would be worse if you were fat.
>>677325225
>>677324769
Not ugly, but also not really handsome.
You should burn your jaket though. It's ugly as fuck
>>677321995
i feel you bro...
>>677325163
Τopkek.webm
>>677325846
You look like the son of Hitler and Dani devito
>>677327000
>>677327281
More like check his trips bitch
I actually get no matches on tinder because im too good looking. Im being fucking serious. I hate facebook so didnt have a profile. I created one with just my tinder photos then created a tinder account. Created a little profile then got swiping. After a week got nothing. They think im a catfish. When POF actually worked maybe 3/4 years ago I created a profile saying favourite me if you want me to contact you and within a week my account had been favourited by over 400 girls. Its because of the whole facebook validation shit :-( getting fucking cock blocked by Zuckerberg. What a wanker.
>>677325846
Pugsley Adams?
>>677331277
Wtf, you dont deserve those dubs
>>677321995
u mad faggot?
>>677326047
Brendan Dassey/10
>>677331277
you have to have facebook to have tinder?
>>677331740
i haz a jelly.
>>677331277
I must see your face
>>677331740
I only have ~65 matches.
>mfw they are all probably bots
>>677327777
This.
11 months now, went from job less and alonr to living together, moved to her town and got a internship working IT
>>677331884
Yup. They apparently did it to stop fake profiles. You link your real fb / ig account and people use it to validate your a real person and not a 14 year old Nigerian. Stalker central now though.
>>677321995
>You got a match on tinder
>"Hey"
>...
>...
>...
>No response
>Repeat
Are girls fucking retarded or just bored?
>>677332325
dammit.
>>677331740
write /b/ in search box to proof it , faggot
>>677321995
Try taking your pics at Ikea http://elitedaily.com/social-news/ikea-tinder-profile-photos/1246274/
>>677332450
They want you to have a better opening line than "hey".
I just get drunk and message all my matches, then they unmatch me.
>>677324769
You look like Jonah Hill at the beginning of 22 Jump Street when he pretends to be a Mexican.
Who /pof/ here?
>live in small county
>everyone mostly knows everyone, especially in school
>tinder is pointless
I think this app really only works in cities, otherwise its stupid.
I got 40 matches on the first day, 100 in the first week.
Feels good man
>>677332325
so its just a one time thing to register, or is your fb intertwined with tinder? i hate mixing my fb with anything ever.
>>677332961
op here. i live near berlin between 2 big cities.
>>677333222
i guess this get is even better than the 777
>>677332051
Sorry brosef I like my privacy. A hundred /b/tards creating profiles with my face on isnt really gonna do my online dating chances much good. Imagine some unholy amalgamation of robert downey jr, dave navarro and johnny depp and your probably there. I also have a PhD in microelectronic engineering which is pretty much a licence to print $$$. Probably the real reason i used to get contacted a lot. Filthy golddiggas.
>>677332325
>Not making a fake facebook
>>677328595
>>677329000
thanks bros and trips checked
>>677332194
ayy welcome to club, happy for you man
>>677332684
delivered
>be me
>live in a town with 130k people
>get 2 match per week
>go to town with 1 million people
>get 30 matches within 2 days.
shit is easy if you live in a big town. pussy guarantee
>>677332824
Hmm..
Like what?
>>677325846
ew nigga wtf
so i just got a message for the first time in ALL of my years of online dating where someone showed interest in me. problem is the person is ugly as sin man. FUCK MY GODDAMNED LIFE!
Just fucked a bitch from tinder last night
>>677334309
op here btw.
>>677321995
we are witnessing the next Eliot Rodgers in the making.
>>677334309
Take one for the team and post it to /b/ motherfucker.
>>677334246
I just got through saying I'm not successful. You don't want my advice.
But I try to say something related to wording, picture, or common interest on their profile.
>>677333633
Alright. Are you the catfishman? Or a bot?
>>677325846
Benito Mussolini
>>677334309
>>677324769
Your head looks photoshopped
>>677321995
>MATCHES IN TINDER
matches are the pussy way of starting a fire, you need a good old flint and steel to light that tinder,
>>677334754
i was hoping someone would find me attractive. but everytime i get a chance with a girl the illuminati interfere and block my communication with her. and believe it or not, there was someone who found me attractive.
>>677334309
post the face
>>677334411
quadruple dubs
Not OP, but should I just just swipe right everyone on tinder and hope for the best?
>>677324769
>>677335088
whats with you (you)ing the gets but mine you leave out?
>>677333222
>>677321995
Because you are like most of us
>>677335094
Depends on your standards. If you want a quick fuck and a two week course of antibiotics knock yourself out buddy
>>677335248
never even noticed
>>677333222
but witnessed
>>677335454
and this is why i have no luck. people dont "notice" me.
>>677335088
nice dubs
Use a dremel and pay for your acount
>>677334191
Shit I should have used Tinder while I lived in London. Now I live in shitty little British town but at least I can make ~2 matches/day.
>>677335094
Do what I do.
>reject ugly girls and and obvious warning flags (coloured hair, excessive piercings, shaved sides, overly fat, dark skinned etc etc)
>swipe right whoever looks nice
I rarely bother with anything past the first photo
of course if you literally don't give a fuck, just swipe everyone
>be me
>have 100+ matches
>never chat with any of them cause i hate my goddamn fucking life and social anxiety and my fucking brain never comes up with anything to say so why even fucking try
>>677335000
what the fuck are you talking about? youre dumber than you are ugly.
Don't worry OP. I get matches on tinder but they never go anywhere. It's just a bunch of girls looking for self esteem boosts.
>>677335575
well being on /b/ is not going to help that faggot.
>>677324769
ok, here it what you need to do: Smile, get somebody else to take your pic, look at the camera, take pics outside when possible.
>>677321995
because tinder is online "dating" for children - and little girls only know how to like the beautiful boys ... they dont know anything about the concept "man" yet.
>>677335000
see, this is my third time i got trips in this thread and no one even notices.
>>677335720
Well, yeah. Thats what i meant about right swiping "everyone". Only good looking ones.
>>677334309
Women are not as visual as us. Unless you are a model you will not get many swipes on Tinder.
If you want to get a couple every day, start working on yourself. If you have any female friends ask them what pic of you is the best, the answer will surprise you.
Go to the gym, get a personal trainer or ask someone who works out a lot to help you. Check out bodybuilding sites and Youtube.
Get a girl to help you to pick up clothes and shit.
Get a haircut from someone who is pretty slick.
Smile on your fucking pictures! You look like you are inches away from either suicide or a school shooting.
Take pictures of yourself doing interesting stuff, like rock climbing, playing a guitar, football or whatever, just something that say's "Hey my life is interesting and so am I"
Again, get girls to pick the photos, if no one can help you ask your mom or something, what you think looks cool is not the same as girls like.
If you can get a pic of yourself with a couple of hotties that will work to.
Get an interesting bio, be a little cocky, just google PUA TINDER or something.
>>677323273
my god carrie fisher...what happened
>>677325846
dude..just..fucking....NO!
>>677336121
>Smile on your fucking pictures! You look like you are inches away from either suicide or a school shooting.
well thats actually the truth.
>>677326047
smileless serial killer look. women would be all over that shit....not!
>>677326047
You look like Chris Hanson is about to pop out
>>677335801
Have they ever talked first?
It only happen to me once, but she was asian and I'm not into asian girls. Also she turned out to be too much into getting a relationship.
>>677336121
One more thing. Get Tinder unlimited, swipe yes on everybody and practice!
Talk to every hag, fattie, slut, Jabba's or whatever. You don't need to meet them. Just practice your game!
Your welcome son! Now go out there and get laid!
>>677326138
way fucking better than your other ones. go towards this more.
I think there is more to it then this shit.
Yeah look good yeah put you went to college yeah you have pictures of you tatted or with your car increase your chances.
But tinder also has hidden values, how much you talk to people, how much people swipe you, blah blah blah.
I ain't no sexy as fuck dude, but one of the guys I work with, nice car, super tatted out, ugly as fuck, but tinders like a pro.
It's all the about the lies you put up on tinder.
>>677324769
sorta...facial hair would probably complement your face more. lol maybe aviators too?
I can swipe right on every single person on tinder and get 1400 matches too. But I wouldn't fuck 99% of them.
>>677336437
the more fatties you talk to the more tinder rates you for talking which matches you with more talkative more responsive people, just gotta do it.
Very important, is your Bio.
Make it light-hearted and fun, don't sound too seruous
>>677335094
Yes
I put off using Tinder for ages and in a month I've fucked 4 girls.
Keep it simple and don't bullshit.
>>677327637
Same
OP here. i feel i should share this secret with you all.
this year something big will happen which will change the whole world. my clairvoyance tells me this. i can tell who will be president and who won't among all candidates. guess who it will be this year?
NObody.
dont even care about tinder that much knowing this.
>>677326047
That's the "I'm gonna follow you home and possibly rape you if I have the balls" look
