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What do you guys use for lube when you're out of lube? For lets say anal play and such
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Tears
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>>677321722
Moisturiser
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Saliva for up to three fingers
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Running out of lube is serious problems for the faggots. The anal play is painfull and my protip is : suicide worthless faggot
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The blood of the holy
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KFC grease
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Hand lotion anyone?
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>>677321722
Coco butter
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I use coconut oil. Olive oil works too. Don't use any normal lotions, they may cause a burning sensation.
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>>677322661
Also, vaseline.
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>>677321722
sperm
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Coconut oil
>con
You have to reapply it more often
>Pro
Your anal will smell like coconuts
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Certain brands of feminine Hair conditioner. It's probably giving me ass cancer, but it works.
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>>677322661
I don't have that atm
All i have is sunflower seed oil
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>>677322936
Tried once, found out it feels too "thin"... like it doesn't lube really well.
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>>677322835
I prefer coconut smell more than that shitty smell out of ass
I need to buy coconut oil
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>>677323302
To help to prevent the smell/feces I usually prepare with not eating for few hours and multiple enemas.
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>>677323601
Sounds like a lot of work
How do you do enemas?
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>>677323946
WELL, you're supposed to buy actual enema device to make it safer but fuck that.

I just remove the shower head and stick the tube against my anus on the toilet and let slow flow of luke warm water in. Needs practise. I fill my ass up until it feels uncomfortable and then I let the water out. Repeat until you feel clean.
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>>677324460
Imma trust you on this one, just checked my shower head
I'm only a bit concerned about the sharp end
but what the heck
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>>677321722
Placenta
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Doesn't it have a rubber end? If the end is sharp, I wouldn't recommend this method unless you like a bloody asshole...
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>>677325717
no rubber end, something like pic related
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>>677326441
Yikes, no. Get an enema bulb.
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>>677326940
too embarrassed to buy that
Imagine the cashiers look in her face
I'm from a conservative country
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>>677327217
Can't you order it online? Or does your country have sex shops? Their cashiers have seen fucking everything and a large one should be equipped with enema devices
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>>677327217
use a turkey baster
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>>677327578
It only sells in pharmacy stores, dont have playpal
>>677328000
we don't eat turkey
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