CIV Thread - Trader edition!
You aspire to filthy rich as a jew and become the greatest merchant of all time!
Heading out with a solid handcart and a box you swiped from your pops you head out into the world
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: Unidentified box of goods
First dubs always gets, what do /b/?
>>677314957
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
OP here,
dubs also gets to decide whats in the box.
>>677314957
In the Box is a Loli.
>>677315158
Roll!
>>677315383
Roll
There's a retarded dwarf in the box and he won't stop singing.
go to pizza place to get pizza
>>677315433
winrar!
>>677315433
You open the box and find a loli.
Feeling its safer to keep her in the box.
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: One loli in a box
what do /b/?
>>677315904
Oh come on OP thats cheap
Well,go right i guess
>>677316032
You really want a little stickgirl?
>>677316172
I dont really care,but the joke is kinda cheap
Stop by the nearest settlement and trade the loli for low cost goods... But not before fucking her.
>>677314957
did you just salvage yesterdays thread since that was a disaster?
>>677316527
I started this two days ago.
Didnt do it yesterday.
Someone stole muh shizzle then I guess?
>>677315904
Become a Jew in order to obtain the best merchant skills,then move on to the next City/Village
>>677316765
Reroll
>>677316735
sry im kinda sick and i have spent the past couple days in bed so it might have been 2 days ago, not yesterday. Anyway it was the story of finding crack in the box
>>677316897
Rere
>>677316946
You call fucking a nigger together with an fbi officer a disaster?! >:(
Besides I only do what the gets tell me to do :(
>>677315904
use gold to hire merchenaries
>>677316765
Roll
>>677317251
well the part when someones ex girlfriend came and stole a dildo was pretty boring, but ye the star twas nice
>>677317283
reroll for that
You sell the loli to bernie sanders
You sell the Loli to Greece
>>677317641
Roll
>>677317641
Roll
>>677315904
dubs come rare if the post is not popular, try to set a number instead or two
>>677317731
darn greece again! >:(
Dey still ow us 350 coins.
>>677317641
Gib Dubs
>>677317804
learn to get!
you find a nigger!
>>677317641
Rollin
>>677317641
Come on
>>677317283
is it a dick move to reroll myself? anyway, reroll
you rape the loli
Make the loli pull the cart while you ride it.
>>677318084
rolling for poontah
>>677317641
Rollin for pedo bernie
>>677318084
kekroll
OP here,
next round im going to use a single number cuz u suck at dubs.
> Find a nigger (incase i get dubs cuz why not)
>>677318326
OP,you also should start ignoring outrageous Requests or the game will get stuck with Bullshit
>>677317641
Bernie needs his loli
>>677317641
Final Roll
Sell to bernie sanders.
Sell the fucking loli to Trump
>>677317641
Pls gibe Bernie loli
dubs get, rape the loli pop her cherry
>>677317641
So many rolls but no dubs
Im here to change that
>>677317641
roll
>>677318939
topkek mate.
Also bernie sanders
common OP deliver sommeting
>>677319009
get a dubs first faggot.
sell the loli to hillary
>>677319151
sell loli to bill clinton make hillary watch & feel the bern
Sell your cart and buy slaves who carry your stuff
Sell the Loli to Merkel so they can make hot Yuri Love.
sell loli to putin
the trader founds a old gold statue of trump
begin hunting wild panthers with the loli as your only weapon
>>677319466
Oh god finally
>>677319488
Welp
>>677319466
>>677319488
how dare you get dubs before me
Trip, and call life alert
>>677319466
You find a majestic golden statue in the dirt.
You place it in your cart.
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue, loli in a box
what do /B/? dubs get >:(
>>677320040
Sell Loli to the Ukrainian Government
the gold statue reacts with the loli and create the perfect loli
>>677320308
Roll,also move to the East afterwards
>>677320040
trade Trump Statue for 50 lbs of Turkish Delight
>>677319687
roll
>>677320494
Rolling for this.
the trader is in the middle of a battle between /pol/ and /lgbt/
>>677320040
trader asks for a number instead of dunbs in the future or sinks the thread
>>677320786
roll
>>677320040
Go to town, sell your crap, buy a horse to pull your cart, and set off to find more loot
>>677320786
>>677320952
Fine faggots
OP here, first single digit 1 gets
>>677320532
roll
>>677321051
hire soldiers to protect your loot
the trader found a tank, but it doesn't have gas
>>677320494
Roll
>>677321142
>>677321162
>>677321170
>>677321172
kek off by 1
>>677320040
Trade Trump statue for 75% equity of greece!
Rape the LOLI then sell her to niggers
>>677321051
The trader trades the loli for a car
>>677321411
WINRAR
sell the gold statue to a jew and recive a lot of shekels
>>677321411
Winrar on such a shitty fucking degenerate action
Its called a CIV thread not a filthy fuckin savage nigger thread
>>677320175
Roll
>>677321619
This is /b/ you faggot
I think you meant to go to reddit.
Trader finds a republican enclave
>>677321411
You rape the precious lolipop selling her to two dimwitted niggers who keep saying "white women love black dick" & "whiteys be cucks"
You gain 50 gold, dey be poor honkies
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 100 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue
>>677322142
OP here, number 2 gets.
>>677321619
Civilization is a relative term. I think the commercial aspect of product testing and selling commodities is quite civilized.
>>677321804
The thing is that the game doesnt move forward if such suggestions get dubs
>>677322142
Buy greece for 100 coins!
>>677321804
No bitch ive been lurking since 2008 it wasnt always like this and talk like that is reservwd for threads that warrant it you mouthbreathing rape fantasy fat greasy fuck
You probably couldnt even rape a loli if you wanted to with your bones all decrepit from a life of sitting in a chair all damn day and muscles degenerating into flab fuckin nigger tiered subhuman
Just because its b doesnt mean you have to propogate a misconceived idea of what it is you fucking literal fagboy
>>677322142
Use gold to hire a mexican named carlos to pull the cart
>>677322277
Nice Trip-Dub
Also Greece isnt worth that much,youre wasting money
>>677322277
>Wasting our money
>>677322142
The handcart breakes under the weight of Trump's statue
>>677322142
Use the statue to build a shrine to Lord Trump and summon the real Donald Trump who will build a wall to protect us from the illegal immigrants and bring us everlasting wealth
>>677322392
>>677322443
you found a Fallschirmjägergewehr 42 and ammo for it
>>677322516
Rerawl
>>677322516
Rolling for this
>>677322142
You enslave said niggers to sell later and get back the loli
>>677322651
Rolling for this, toss in a Sturmgewehr 44 with it
>>677322820
Reroll
>>677322277
You spend all your gold buying the worthless Greece for 100 coins. Few days later you receive a parchment. It's the EU-corporation demanding you pay its debts. You are now 2000 coins in debt.
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: -2000 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue
Dubs or first single 3 gets.
>>677322142
look for a jeweler who can pimp up the gold statue with gems for money. So you could sell it for more.
>pic unrelated
>>677322913
Since youre now the King of Greece go and collect Ouzo and Zatziki from its Population and put it on your Cart
>>677322913
Take a small loan of one million dollars to pay off debts
>>677322913
Make Trump the President of Greece making it the worlds most prosperous nation
>>677322913
>>677322820
Rerollinas
>>677323054
Rerawl
Also please move afterwards
>>677322913
Start the Greek-atlantic slavetrade corporation and sell half of greeces population to work in cotton-fields for 50 coins
>>677323179
This get
you found the alexander's armour, alexander posses you and make greece (and macedon) great again
>>677323114
Reroll
>>677322913
Trader hides from EU and is now settled in China
>>677323114
COME ON TRUMP
>>677323255
Winrar
>>677322913
Declare war on EU, build Great wall of Trump
>>677323422
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677322913
As owner of greece you strike a deal with arbys where they can only contractually sell gyros made from your goats and pita
>>677323422
WINRAR
>>677322913
Sell the statue and cart and then buy a brothel in the next town over.
>>677314957
Shut the fuck up and log off that's what do
Use the statue to Summon The God Emperor Donald Trump and make Greece great again, creating a nation like ancient Greece
>>677323413
>>677323482
Actually this is winrar 3 was rolled before dubs
Set cart on fire
>>677323666
>Satanic Trips
Event time
>>677323666
Satan has spoken
>>677323255
You set up your new greek-atlantic slavetrade corporation and sell half of the greece population for 50 coins. Pretty raw deal you realise later on.
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: -1950 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue
Dubs get.
>>677323865
MAKE TRUMP PRESIDENT OF GREECE
HE MAKES GREECE GREAT AGAIN
COUNTRY THEN PAYS BACK DEBTS
>>677323865
Move to the next City,also buy yourself a Guitar.
>>677323865
Take a small loan of 1 million dollars to pay off debt
>>677324013
Reroll
remake hoplites and go to plunder kebab
>>677323865
>>677323811
>>677323790
>>677323666
As rawler of satans trips and chancellor of hades I command that my roll of the arbys deal be played next as opposed to whatever dubs are rolled
>>677324041
>>677323865
Rolling for this
>>677323865
Borrow money from ISIS to pay off debt
>>677324133
winrar
>>677324167
Rollll
Trade golden Trump statue for 100 lolis which afterwards you sell to a bunch of niggers for 5000 golden coins.
>>677324133
WINRAR
>>677324013
Fuck yeah! Greece is stronk agaiN!
>>677324255
Genius
>>677323666
Satan is gonna get involved
>>677324133
You make Trump President he restores the economy and pays of your debts. Unfortunatly he destroys your monarchy. Kicking you out of the country in turkey land & builds a wall so you cant go back to greece.. EVER AGAIN!
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue
>>677324602
Join ISIS
then make kebab attack greece
>>677324602
You melt the statue and pour the gold on your dick
>>677324602
Open taco stand at front gate of wall of trump
>>677324602
Join ISIS
Make a deal with the devil in which you sell the trump statue for 200 gold
>>677324602
Invest 50 coins into the kebab-industry!
>>677324788
Winrar
>>677324602
:( Why Trump
Sell Statue to Bernie Sanders
>>677324602
Change cart into wooden tank
remove a LOT of kebab, trump makes you a senator
impregnate the other half then sell it for 3000 gold
>>677324602
Climb wall and drop trump statue ontop of trump killing him
Restore your monarchy and turn into empire
Recapture original niggers whove bred like rabbits woth thw loli and made an army of niggers who are loyal to only you and establish an army wholl crush all grecians or others in your way
Slit his wrists so that he bleeds out
op pls deliver
>>677324788
You return to greece and start selling taco's.
you gained 50 gold doing this.
> Caravan: You, Handcart, Taco stand
> Gold: 100 Coins
> Cargo: Donald Trump statue
>>677325118
Roll 4 tbis
>>677325605
Join a Cartel and start exporting Drugs
Buy Somalia
get a wife
>>677325605
A storm approaches and a lightining sets handcart on fire
become hillary clinton
a slav pays you with a makarov
Buy some weed with all the gold you've made and get high
buy a gun and invade greece
>>677325656
>>677325118
Roll4this
the kebab attacks greece and you are in the front line
get a wife ffs
>>677325999
wintrips
>>677325999
>>677325999
Like, what a fucking waste...
>>677325999
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!!!
>>677325999
trip winrar
>>677324602
Enter Greece LEGALLY
>>677325605
Is op going to deliver
>>677326915
>admitting to samefagging
>>677326915
Nice Samefag
>>677327027
Are you that dumb?
>>677327236
Newfag detected
DEVEREUIR ORRR I BUM THE RAPE YIU
Realise your slave army and country are of an inferior race, start a holocaust of grecians
>>677327236
>>677327027
Seriously being this dumb?
Will OP ever deliver?
Thread died?
Rip thread
It was going so well, fucking trips and his shitty response
DO NOT WORRY PEOPLE, I AM NOT OP BUT I WILL DELIVER.
>>677329260
Gracias
>>677329119
Fuck off bitch its better than hurr durr rape and niggers and lolis being suggested in the first place
Whats wrong with a trader becoming the new emperor of greece?
>>677329260
>inb4 OP comes back and we have a power struggle
Bumping for interest, I was late to the party
>>677327027
>>677327236
You guys are trollin right?
>>677330390
Fuck the fucking thread died right before I got here
>non op here
Dubs decide what happens next
>carvan: you, handcart, taco stand
>gold: 100 coins
>Cargo: none
>>677331117
Good try/10
>>677331117
we need a new statue. Get one of Steve Guttenberg
Sell cum covered tacos for extra profit
>>677332154
Roll
>>677332154
Rollin
>>677331117
Greeks starts to riot because they loved Trump and trader has to run away
>>677331117
Go on a killing spree
>>677332551
Roll
Hurr durr op will delivar.... Not
Rolling for a titty invasion
Bernie uses taco stand as a ploy to give power to the Muslims, smelt gold trump statue into a sword to flight Muslims with
Greece is invaded by feminists and taco sales skyrocket
>>677333155
WinRAR
>>677314957
rip adventure
>Still non OP
>You regain you army of slaves back from trump but they are still chained up, bernies muslim taco charged army are less than a mile away.
>carvan: you, handcart, taco stand
>gold: 100 coins
>Cargo: army of niggers still chained
Dubs decide
>>677336186
Non OP here, I am done drawing and can't be bothered to do more, take it from here on /b/
>>677336699
Jesus be called, dubs allowed him to stop drawing.
>>677336186
Kekd, thanks for making my dream come true