>walk in room >see this wat do
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>walk in room
>see this
wat do
>>677314806
Slap her, do the moon walk, puke and then leave
>>677314806
furiously start fapping till it's bleed
Beat with a baseball bat until candy comes out!
Turn 360 and walk away
dance the gangnam style too
>>677314806
Change the fucking wallpaper in this disgusting room!
>>677314806
join in the thriller dance
>>677314806
Put on my fucking glasses.
>>677315398
Kek
>>677314806
i want sauce
givesmedatlinkufuckingfaggot
>>677314806
Retrace my steps because I must be walking in circles.
crank dat soldier boy w her
Fuck her while the body is warm
you dipshits suck at giving me the video
>>677314806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
>>677314806
Where's she riding to?
how am i suppose to jerk it if i can not
seerk
it
>>677314806
Do a 360 and leave
>>677315830
to terabithia
Seems like she/he has just passed out because of the muscle spasms. I lift her/him off the rope and see, if she/he is okay. If she/he is not okay, turn the camera off and use the lifeless cadaver as a human-size fleshlight and empty my baby-juice in there. After which i flee the country, because most likely we are not citizens of the same country, and live happily ever after, cherishing the memory of that one time i had a hands-on necrophilic experience abroad.
Good times.
>>677314806
hold onto her legs and pull down, help her finish the job
>>677314806
story from yesterday
>Work at a high end hotel. front desk
>guest was late to check out by 3 hours
>get asked by security to go upstairs with him and check on the guest
>crack joke on elevator with security gaurd about how I have yet to see an overdose in the hotel. Hoping this could be my first
>he gives me weird look
>go into room, see hotel guest dead from overdose
>skin pale, blood streak coming down mouth. room completly pristine.
>have to report it, so i leave the room forgetting that i totally should have taken a picture.
>it was already to weird to try and go back to take a picture because the security dude was super weirded out by my sense of "humor" (or lack of)
>i fucked up and didnt take a picture
i failed you internet
>>677316100
its a girl and i want video for fucks sake
http://liveleak.com/view?i=028_1337010525
>>677314806
roll my eyes and tell my roommate that you only get good angel lust if the rigor is set upright. obviously this one was hung after rigor set lieing down. noob.
>>677316339
surely you should have go past beyond good and evil
go full nietieneitnientchze
ki//
>>677314806
Put a blue hat on her head and an amulet on her forehead.
>>677316398
HeY Do You Know Where I Can Get A Sun Tan?
>>677314806
Do the mash
Do the monster mash
>>677314806
>turn 360 and walk away
>>677314806
will start dancing makarena with her
>>677314806
join the opang gangnam style
>>677315228
>>677315973
>>677317104
>360
You guys realize that if you turned 360° you would be facing the same direction. Right?
Nobody?
>>677314806
request webm
>>677317521
Stfu newfag
>>677314806
Laugh and lose virginity 9
>>677317521
welcome, how do you like it here for your first time
>>677314806
EMS fag here. I've seen at least 20 of these in my lifetime, tbh this is how most people hang themselves. Indoors, and more often than not their feet are actually touching the floor, they force themselves to lean forward into the noose until they pass out, then they go limp until they are NLPR
>>677317521
M8 bit the b8. Does it feel g8 to be mentally l8?
>>677317521
yes very original, this joke has never been used before, EVER.
>>677318041
Does finding suicides fuck you up?
>>677314806
Look at her, assessment the situationele, contemplate What the concequences willen be of my choices, forget What i was thinking about and leave her hanging tillen i reset the cycle
>>677315341
Ayyy, lmao
>>677318407
Nah.
>>677318870
Are the outstretched arms unusual?
>>677319060
Yes. Really no way to tell how that happened based on this pic
