Nurse fag here ask me anything
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Nurse fag here ask me anything
>>677314249
Have you ever furfil someone's fantasy?
post tits or GTFO bitch
No one cares, fuck off.
>Saged
>>677314400
>>677314442
Pic not related you autists
Psychiatric nurse (overpaid adult babysitter) checking in.
>>677314399
If by fantasy you mean with an IV bag then yes
>>677314524
I don't give a shit about your pic or asking you about your fucking job.
>Saged again
>>677314671
Go sage your mom faggot
>>677314524
No shit fucking sherlock
>>677314249
OP here again ill answer any questions from how inaccurate your average ER visit is to how horrible American doctors really are
>>677314249
How does it feel to almost be a doctor?
>>677314936
no one gives a shit about you or your stupid job, tits or GTFO
>>677314249
I am working for an american blonde haired blue eyed doctor right now. He has been sued more than any doctor i know and he is not even aware of the law suits his lawyers don't even make him aware of the law suits and they handle everything for him
>>677315135
Ya, show your man tits.
What are worse op, surgeons or surgeons?
>>677314249
One of the most common errors in American ER visits is blood work. The second is nurses working for doctors on the side by misreading test so an American doctor can get paid better for a more expensive operation
How often do you steal morphine and amphetamines?
>>677315612
All surgeons are over paid and horrible at their job from my perspective, There is absoloutly nothing to surgery the hardest part is having steady hands everything they tell you before surgery is a load and you wouldn't even learn about or see this until you have actually had on the job experience.
>>677316025
I dot but alot of the doctors i work for do sell it on the side to make up for what Obama care is doing to them as well as the other nurses i work with and some of the emt's truth be told selling narcotics and other drugs is how doctors get by while paying off med school while having very few patients
>>677315612
>>677316025
Please ask away
is pic related dangerous?
>>677314249
Another big one that most people never even know of unless you are in the medical field is poor diagnosing in order to aid life insurance fraud.
Most middle class to upper middle class wives collect a handsome amount of money in life insurance fraud as a matter of fact over the last sixteen years it has been rising according to this one doctor i shadow in a hospital i work temp in and the only reason the doctors cant really do anything about it is because nobody complains about it, which is why there are so many misdiagnosis in the country
>>677316674
Not dangerous
bamp for interest
>>677314249
Correctional Nursefag here. California. County jail. Deal with mostly addicts and morons. Pays well though.
>>677316086
Ya, my aunt worked at a trauma hospital in Los Angeles as a nurse. Told me some fucking horror stories when I was a kid.
She especially hated surgeons because they had a god complex. Would just cut off people's brain stems if they were passed out and couldn't afford them.
>>677316674
I also had to attend to a man who stuck a screw driver in his rectum to please his wife upon request
>>677317221
I make 85-135k a year with overtime, what do you make?
>>677317486
About $115k take home. Pay out the ass in taxes though.
>>677317336
wow, thats no good
>>677317333
I can tell you there is nothing to surgery.
I have aided many since being an RN and it is no different then the common sense you would need to take apart a car engine and put it back together in fact a lot of the bs doctors and nurses feed you about how technical things are aren't half true a ten year old could do the hardest part of a doctor nurse or surgeon i was offered a job with a brain surgeon in California only reason i couldn't stay with it was because it was too much for me to handle
>>677317994
Watched a total knee. Shit was brutal. Infant circumcision was worse.
ICU and PCN nurse checking in
>>677317898
I left NY as a nurse because of taxes and went to Cali in hopes now i am in LA for a bit till I find something better or Obama gets out of office.
>>677318211
state your salary and worst horror story
>>677317221
how many buttholes do you have to repair every week?
>>677317994
If there's nothing to it, then why couldn't you handle it?
>>677318181
My worst was my first time with the Neurosurgeon, once he lifted the film off it was over for me i could only do five more after that and after my first experience i started looking for new work
>>677318515
None. Lots of "I fell out of my bed" when 6 idiots kicking one guy's ass and "I'm coming down off heroin." Fucking retards always trying to kill themselves.
>>677318561
I couldn't handle neurosurgery something about it made me very uncomfortable just the smell and the process.
>>677314249
LAFD here. ER nurses here in Los Angeles give it up real quick. I Fucken love it.
Nursing Student fag reporting in. Thinking of either critical care or ER. I live in Tallahassee
>>677317980
Yeah ER visit, everyone was talking about it I thought it was a joke at first then i got stuck working with him, also nothing you go to the ER for is sacred I am one of few nurses who actually respect privacy but after the doctors and everyone go home at night you and what ever you go to the ER/ doctor for is the talk of the dinner table i know i have been invited to family dinner quite a few times, their wives always want to know everything
>>677314546
OP? Is there anything rewarding about your job (aside from the pay)?
>>677314249
Also a Protip from OP here Foreign doctors are more reliable because they have more money then American doctors and they wont try to push a situation till it gets worse so they can make more money like American doctors do.
>>677315340
What do you know about them?
>>677314249
What are you doing when patient get boner?
>>677319152
ER is a good start critical might be too much to handle at first, but to be honest they are going to put you where they need you so be ready
>>677319919
You need to be more specific i know a lot
>>677320113
I have had an elderly man come into the ER with Viagra related problems
>>677319035
Brains have their own smell?
>>677320818
There is a smell that comes from the brain once you life the clear film off that covers it,and when you are locked in a room with it that is all you can smell
>>677314249
OP here again, another ER story i have from here in LA.
We had a police officer come in with gun shot wounds that were wide open, three weeks after he was taken care of he came back with an internal infection. If you ever go to the ER with an open wound bigger than a gash it is considered fatally dangerous to enter the actual ER but no one will actually tell you that because of this health care system we have right now they actually want you to come back so they can make the money
>>677321865
What hospital?
>>677314249
OP here another story i have is when i was in the ER here in LA, we had a college student come in who had minor head trauma. We had to do a CT scan of his head and while we were doing a CT scan we also found cancerous forms on his brain by his ears and by his cerebellum most likely caused by electronics that emit radiation, the doctors also said nothing about it because they were going to see if he came back in for that as well. Unless you specifically ask "what did the CT scan pick up?" most doctors wont tell you and will only treat you for what you came in for
>>677314249
I tried to an hero with some pills and alcohol, slept a good long time, when I woke up my boxers were cut, next to te buttons... so I guess I got a catheter? but why cut my boxers when u can open them? also I woke up without anything in my dick... do they take it out after a while or what? also my poo was like as Black as night... explain
>>677315340
B8 lie
>do you even legal system?
>>677322198
That i can not give out.
>>677322812
Do you? Or do you even know what the legal system is like when you are a doctor and have a lot of money?
>>677320265
What is the worst suit that has been lodged against him, for example?
>>677322867
Cedars? Kaiser sunset? Kaiser west LA? UCLA Ronald Reagan? LAC USC???
>>677317994
Facepalm.jpeg
Such an idiot
I hope it's bait and them at I'm taking it. At least that would mean you are not actually that stupid
>>677323048
Misdiagnosed cancer that i know of, i hear all about the stories from his nurses who were there before me.
He misdiagnosed something that was non malignant and nothing to be concerned about two weeks later it was stage three. The worst part about it is that most of us nurses know what it is or is going to be but we can not override the doctor or what they say
>>677319035
>smell
What a fool
Be gone with your idiocy
>>677318665
Lifted film of what?
You do not even know what you speak of. You are pathetically stupid.
>>677323479
Coming from someone who is probably and unemployed programmer.
>>677323355
To bad this isn't bait. If you cant handle real life experiences anon get out of my thread. I am actually here to answer questions.
>>677314249
Do you have any stories of getting close to patients in a physically welcoming way?
>>677321245
Omg the bait is so thick it hurts
No. The brain does not smell unless there's an infection (eg subdural empyema)
God. I took the bait again. It's ok.
>>677323028
>summons
>discovery
>deposition
Most Med Mal cases in the US end here. Maybe ~5% go to jury
So. Yeah. I do know.
>>677323604
Yes there is a clear type of film layering that covers the brain.
>>677323604
Probably means the meninges.
>>677323836
If you think it is bait get the hell out no one is forcing you to stay here, and yes just about every part of the body has and odor to it when in surgery, the brain has an odor to it as well with out any type of infection.
What is your specialty anon? Other than sitting on your computer at home?
>>677323425
For anyone who thought they came across a real problem, they can't inform any other doctor or someone above the doctors in rank, or is it too much trouble to raise attention to it and then have it come back to you and affect your job?
>>677324093
dura mater
>>677324725
It's not an anatomy knowledge dick measuring contest.
>>677324576
Actually when a real investigation occurs the investigators are already aware of what is going on and no one without a doctrine can do or say anything about it until an investigation actually occurs, you need to have an actual doctrine to be an MD for anything to actually make a difference in a court matter it is all paper work anon
>>677324912
Not making it one... But if you want accuracy...
>>677323778
Can anyone that's in a position to possibly answer please do so? Thanx.
>>677325332
OP here Define "physically welcoming way"
>>677322789
this was a serious question. answer plz
>>677325462
Won't beat around the bush here, then: I'm talking sexually, anon or femanon. Any patients that attracted you with their personality or their appearance, primarily? Was it a one-time thing or was a longer relationship forged?
>>677324065
>>677324093
The dura is the first layer you encounter after elevating the bone flap. It's thick and not clear, closest to parchment. The arachnoid is translucent, but depends on how many layers. It's relevant when you are splitting the fissure (google it). The pia is microscopic, and relevant clinically when you are,for example, maintaining the correct plane when dissecting a tumor.
>>677324389
If it's infected, yes it smells. If you cauterize it, yup. But brain? Nope. There's a lot of other smells happening (the aforementioned, bone dust from the crani, etc), but the brain does not have a distinct brain smell. Nor does normal CSF.
I know
>artistic work of fiction
But when you say shit like >>677316086 and then follow up w the clear film and smell shit, I calling it out as wrong. I didn't start the thread making claims.
>>677322789
OP here, it is protocol for unconscious patients depending on your situation you need to add more details
>>677314249
If you're a male nurse did you have to have your penis removed before you could apply for the job?
>>677325793
OP here To be honest it happens a lot more often than it doesn't with female nurses mostly there are times where you have to "turn off that switch" and get past looks or personality
Why do nursed in the maternity ward tend to be bustyer than their counterparts elsewhere?
Do they donat milk or something?
>>677325808
If you want to trust google over a real nurse who paid for their education with their own hard earned money and no grants then go ask google and stop bothering me in my thread anon, also isn't the oldest rule in the non existent book not to trust anything on the internet? I have no reason to lie to you i am actually telling you the horrors that go behind closed doors, what gain t i actually get from telling you any of this or scaring any of you?
>>677325926
details? I was slipping in and out of consiousness. I remember they wanted me to pee in a bottle or they would put in a catheter, fell asleep so I guess I got the tube in... But why destroy my boxers... Why not open them ffs.
>>677326176
Whether you have, know or have heard of such stories, this thread is not the time and place for them, huh? It's obviously risky.
>>677325808
Yes but then again i was there to see it, and like i said what would i be gaining here from lying? Nothing... I am not getting paid for any of this... What would my gain be? Winning a pathetic argument all the mean while i am actually wasting my time to inform people of some few unknown things about the world?
Winning an argument means nothing to me if there isn't one real prize at the end of the road anon I am an actual RN that can make up to 135k a year overtime what value does an argument have to me? Nothing....
>>677327065
Risky for what exactly? Nothing?
>>677326598
OP here, so yes it is a part of protocol to cut clothes off rather then unbutton/tie/zip has to do with regulations. You may have gotten a catheter if they needed urine. Does that answer your question anon?
>>677324389
As someone who personally slaughtered several animals for sustenance, I can confirm this. Different parts of the body have different odors. Personally, ruptured intestines smell the worst IMO.
>>677327547
yep. just the Black poo. where did that come from?
28 year old male here, 180lbs 6'2" good health, over the last year been feeling like soreness in back muscles and neck/upper chest. Not pain just like sore after doing very little. No other issues besides your common headaches and other stuff. Any idea what's up?
>>677314249
i know patients show you their dicks. have you ever sucked one or gave them a handy?
>>677328164
Ur dying. It's the aids.
>>677314249
sauce on pic???
>>677327795
Black stool can com from many things most common is influenza, if you had vomit black that would be your liver
video time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvBHyOMa2A
>>677314249
Have you ever been propositioned for sex? Or had sex with a patient as their dying wish?
>>677327795
Are you basically saying you over dosed on medication?
>>677314249
What's with these small bumps on my dick head?
>>677328433
no no, it was after my od attempt. Was not sick. woke up after a couple of days and my poo was black
>>677328696
Liver.
>>677328676
Testicular Cancer, early stages. Get looked at immediately.
>>677328567
I have been flirted with but no, no offering of sexual favors in any form.
>>677328653
alcohol, coke, omeprazole to ease my stomach, benzo strip and antidepressant strip
>>677327246
Anyone intruding on "congress in progress," I mean.
>>677328696
Dehydration most likely also my hands are getting tired I am an RN not a typing specialist so i am not answering with "OP here" any more.
Continue to ask away...
How common is extra marital relations between doctors and nurses ?
>>677328971
not sure what you are implying but like i said before, I am a nurse and with out being an actual MD or having a doctrine my word means nothing against a doctors.
As far as i go i am in the clear following orders of what you would consider my superior if in fact anything does happen everyone under him is safe and the doctor is the one who has to answer for it.
>>677314249
Ever suck a patient's dick?
>>677329337
Welcome to America
>>677328265
Lmao. Went to a follow up with my hubby after he had a bout with testicular cancer. It must have been his clinic doctor's first day in the urology floor because the first thing she said when he dropped his pants was,
" Oh, that's circumcised right?"
Circumcision has no effect on TESTICULAR cancer.
She was probs in her 20s. Was like she had never seen a penis before. Asian qt3.14.
Pic related. It's the face she made when she thought no one was looking.
>>677329367
Absolutely not, in fact i always have gloves on hand so my skin doesn't have to come in contact with theirs
>>677328790
Bullshit
>>677329474
Correction. I meant genitourinary floor.
>>677329110
There are doctors who get involved with staff, one other place worked a doctor was having an affair his wife was some brain dead blonde who married for money met her once at my place of work at the time model looking woman no brains i can completely understand the affair though i am against it
>>677329474
Yeah.. Back on this i believe i already answered NO i don't even touch paitients without gloves let alone have there appendages where they defiantly shouldn't be.
