Im depressed /b/. tell me a joke
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Im depressed /b/. tell me a joke
Sorry friend I'm not good with jokes, but this picture makes me laugh
>>677311379
if you're legitimately depressed, a joke won't help
go get some exercise, the endorphins can help balance out your serotonin and melatonin
>>677311379
Look at the mirror
>>677311379
I love you OP
>>677311774
First anon here, he's right, and also hang out with some of your Bros, Bros help alot
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kill yourself.
>>677311379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
>>677311774
He didn't ask for a fucking science lesson, nerd
niggers think they're humans
>>677311993
>>677312108
k kid
https://youtu.be/ROd8z88MKTE
Q. What has two legs and bleeds?
Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Sexy Kids
>>677312417
OP when he cracks?
>>677312417
A. Half a dog
Where do dead cows go?
The Mootuary.
jk it's supermarkets
also we need spoiler tags back
What keeps 9/10 people happy?
>>677312644
Deez nutz?
3 old men were complaining. The first one says I wake at 6 and try to piss but my prostate is so flared up it doesn't happen. The next guy says yea I wake at 7 and try to shit but I'm so constipated nothing happens. What's your problem they ask the 3rd guy. No no I don't want to talk about it he says. We insist they say.
Okay okay well I shit my guts out every morning and have no worries pissING. What's the problem they ask?
Well I don't wake up until 8
You will like this video I made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>677312644
Gang rape!
>>677312644
It should be "what do 9/10 people enjoy?"
>>677312252
You should really kys
Womens rights.
>>677313138
GTFO YOU FUCKING FAG
FUCKING GRAMMAR NAZIE ME ON /B/
KYS
>>677311379
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9
>>677313452
It's nothing to do with grammar you idiot cunt, it's how the joke is supposed to be told. So it actually makes sense.
>>677313553
Because 7 was a sex offender
>>677313648
KYS
>>677311379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z12gyt35oz2kcz3ei222snjx3yu0efpfq
lol ur life xD
>>677311379
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."
>>677316075
Damn son.....
>>677316075
lost
Why do kikes get circumcised?
Because jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.
