Waifu claiming thread. - Knife to the face edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>discuss waifus
>explain why your waifu is the best
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
>>677311027
god fuckING
>>677310949
hello everyone!!!!
>>677310942
All of em
>>677310962
Kek Maybe
I need a hug after that one
Earlybird
Calm down with these fast threads.
>>677311027
Teach me master.
>Homura claimed.
Mizore is mine because reasons
hello
>>677311070
yup, tatsu is faster than sanic
Ayy
Tats is fast
I'm gonna take a nap
>claimed
Tatsie claimed.
>>677310645
Hi~ How are you doing?
>pat pat
Shiro so cute.
>>677310777
I feel like that game is best played in short, concentrated bursts. I come back to it every once in a while.
>>677311027
Tats so fast. Tornado faster than Emi confirmed,
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Hey guys!
How was your day? ^^
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>>677310981
I'm not THAT bad.
It's not like I'd ever actually use it.
Mugi did it before Prinz, remember?
>>677311108
oh, we see each other again
You're so young <3
>hugs
>Usual claim
Going to jump into some SFV, I'll be lurking around.
>>677311202
I didn't even get to say goodbye...
Claimed for Ruby-kun.
Shiro claimed.
>>677311025
Maybe I'll do better this time.
Thank you, friendly stranger and a great evening to you as well.
>>677311027
emps claimed
jesus christ you're fast
>>677310771
i definitely will. even though i'll never become a valentina lisitsa i'm sure i can get something out of it
claimed
why are there so many children here btw?
>>677310609
>>677311186
I feel like.. laying down now as well, if you.. don't mind.
>Hatsuzuki claimed
gotta do this now before the new season
>>677311321
all it takes is practice, you can be whatever you wanna be, except a concrete block, nobody can be concrete
>>677311027
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>>677311334
welcome back
>>677311186
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>>677311070
>>677311321
>not being dedicated enough to get first post on every thread
>>677310949
>Knife to the face edition
Nice title
Lurking.
>>677311348
good waifu, just because of the rickenbacker bass
>>677311294
Heh~
Sorry Teto, I fell asleep...
I'll be more careful tonight c:
>Lurking while playing settlement manager 2016
>Another settlement needs my help
>>677311490
thanks again chara!!! how are you????
>>677311102
Welcome back~
>hugs
>>677311108
I love hugging people~
>hugs
>>677311202
Noire <3
>hugs
How are you today?
>>677311287
Best of luck. Kick some butt~
>>677311334
I don't mind~ I don't mind at all~
>opens arms
>>677311252
What happened to the actual Stocking-kun?
>>677311175
Sleep well!
>>677311027
Hey Tornado! How's it going tonight?
>>677311186
>
Hey there! Doing great now that I've been patted. How about you?
>>677311278
Shush you
>hugs
>>677311490
Thank you
My phones gotta charge, so I gotta go. Cya guys
>>677311186
>>677311688
Oh wait, wrong hand again.
>>677311687
awww thank you!!!!
>hugs
>>677311611
Equipping settlers is honestly more fun than I thought it would be. I'm trying to get every settlement filled with power armour behemoths.
gonna be lurking for a while, feel free to try and strike a convo
>>677310949
>steals waifu
>>677311687
Hey Tatsie! <3
>Hugs back
I'm doing fine thank c:
You?
>>677311536 gotta get that Paul McCartney bass
>>677311325
Most regulars I know here are all grown up. But then again there has been a lot of new folks lately.
But don't worry, their love for their waifus is often immature and soon enough they will betray them.
Great choice, btw.
>>677311498
>Implying I'm not OP
Tats, please
>>677311648
I'm still fine, thanks!
>>677311699
>nice dubs
>hugs tighter
aren't you cute when embarassed.
Now I'm obviously the bigger sister
>got a new amazing chara pic
>>677311175
Sleep well.
>>677311843
how are you yotsuba anon? doing good i hope
Tenryuu claimed
Sorry for late replies, i'm playing WoWs atm with Graf
oh no i am late what did i missed?
>>677311918
>Steals again
>>677311948
i was thinking more geddy lee, but paul mccartney's good too!!
>>677312048
Pretty well, I stayed up all night on waifu claiming threads, the only thing that's keeping me awake is this fucking cat scratch on my thumb. Hurts like hell.
>>677311687
>Chibi Hatsuzuki descends onto Tatsutas pillows.avi
>>677312084
>>677312116
>Suddenly, deutsch.
Ahoy Kameraden! Alles fit heute abend?
>>677311964
well I am not actually a waifu kinda guy i just took Jibril to be able to post here and Yume was already gone
Bait claimed
Had to take a break,anything interesting going on?
>>677311918
>steals stolen waifu
>>677312173
do you have any rubbing alcohol? make sure it gets disinfected
>>677311687
I'm on round 25 on survival mode Hard difficulty, trying to master these inputs so that when my wonderful Juri comes out I won't disrespect her with shitty inputs.
>Gotta train hard to be strong with your waifu
>Jumping on ranked after this
>>677311688
Just lurking a bit, listening to some music. How are you this fine evening?
>>677311969
But, the OP image is not even accounted for in the counter.
>>677311287
Hello master.
>>677311611
Did you and Yume make up yet?
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>>677312253
What's up guys?
>>677312221
>mfw off by one
>>677310949 kekeriono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
>>677312265
hiya ruri anon!!!! how goes it?
>>677310949
mandatory c2 claim
im a faggot
i fell asleep the moment i got home, sorry
>>677312295
It's not bloody or anything, just a little nick. I've already used some rubbing alcohol just in case, but otherwise all good!
>>677312221
Niemals. Naja, ein wenig WoWs zocken, fast die Roon haben und sonst effektiv nichts gemacht. Und bei dir?
>>677312320
Hey Miss Pauling
Nothing mutch, just came back from work,now relaxing and watching the thread.
>>677312427
must've been tired, it's ok, that's what beds are for!! how are you?
Internet claimed...Have a second to say ]=[! Then ]3¥€. =^..^=....On my phone you dig
>>677312221
Ach ganz ok aber Syndra is fucking mad auf mich und ich bin eigentlich nicht mal schuld.
>>677312320
sadly no :(
>>677312184
hey best tights how is it going for you?
>>677312305
I still got the first post Bitch!
>>677311175
Enjoy your nap, Galko~
>>677311688
I'm good. Enjoying a second cup of tea, thinking about what to do later.
>pat pat
>>677311838
You seem to have so much energy~ Any secret to this?
>another hug
>>677311930
I am great! A bit tired, but happy to be alive. Do you have any plans for today?
Also, come here and let me brush your hair~
>>677312084
I will wait for your reply until the end of time if need be, Tenryuu~ <3
Club some seals and tell Graf I said hi.
>>677312184
>pat pat
I hope you enjoy~
>>677312304
>Gotta train hard to be strong with your waifu
I agree with this statement. Which reminds me that I need to go for a run soon...
Best of luck in ranked.
>>677312320
Hi~ Listening to some music while I fold some laundry. What are you up to today?
>>677312586
good, i guess.
you?
>>677312624
hi and bye internet, 4chan mobile sucks...
>>677312692
ummm i thinks it's how i am lol, and i like girls with halos!
>hugs tighter
best neko claimed.
>>677312624
internet is a pretty nice waifu :)
Nazi Touka claimed
>>677312692
>Happy to be alive
Those are some big words heh~
You live your life day by day don't you?
No plans for today, I'm free all night c:
And maybe I'll brush your hair too ^^
>>677312721
im ok, hope everythings going good!
>>677312233
>taking Yume over Jibril
okay...
...
...
actually, no
this is not okay
just... just leave
To be fair I only took Shiro because there's a really awesome figure of her.
>>677312305
Doing mighty fine myself. Just coming back from dinner and am now all full and tired, drinking some tea and trying to decide on either games or anime. Will probably chose the latter, because I need to think less.
>>677312342
One day... one day.
Already had quads today, so it might have been overkill.
>>677312504
Ich feier den Aprilscherz von WoWs hart. Bester Modus. Man kommt sogar meistens ins selbe Spiel, wenn man den Start gut abpasst.
>>677312641
Was ist passiert?
>>677312692
Same here. Just with the first cup. I feel like playing games, but I'm way too tired to click a lot.
#realstruggle
>>677312692
>cannot.. contain.. facegasm
And haw, your picture fits really well.
>>677312320
Not much really.
>>677312427
>>677312721
Hey there.
>>677312641
Slowly getting sleepy, but I think I can still last for a bit... unless I'm completely tranqulized by Tatsutas pillows.
>>677312320
The ship has been scraped.
fucking claimed
>>677313126
by good i mean mundane. i've done this same thing everyday for the past 10 years.
wake up
go on /b/
do shit off of /b/
have a fuckin long nap
feel bad about it
WHY DO I DO THIS
its good your feeling good, ill keep it that way.
have a slice of pizza
>>677311688
He's just doing other stuff right now, don't worry. He's fine.
>>677313449
what about a tranq gun?
>>677312233
i am sorry for you
>>677313142
Es gab yumexsyndra posts und dann war sie mad kp warum
>>677313294
oh hey. how are you?
are the kids doing well
>>677313548
that's the hell of life, we are all scared of change, but we hate living day to day, the same life...
>That bitch
Also, hi, you 2D wannabe faggots
>>677313587
Not sure those are effective against ships.
>>677312562
All day every day.
>>677312692
Just working on the usual edits.
What are you listening too?
>>677313294
Yeah, I haven't done much either.
>>677313488
>>677312641
I don't get what could of gone wrong!
>>677313548
you've lived the NEET life for 10 years?
tell me your secret? how are you still alive?
>>677313601
i can still enjoy fine pics of yume since you post them anyway so everything worked out in the end
>>677313821
armor piercing tranq guns are!!!
>>677312976
>pat pat
I like your energy. Tatsuta's halo is lovely, isn't it?
>>677313057
It's not every day I get to say them. Might as well seize the moment, you know?
>You live your life day by day don't you?
You caught me! I do~
Feel free to brush my hair as much as you want.
>pat pat
>brush brush
>>677313142
>I feel like playing games, but I'm way too tired to click a lot.
What kind of games do you play?
>>677313211
<3
That image of yours is very cute as well~
>>677312320
Hey there Ms. P
>You better not be getting into trouble without me
Ugh, I lost on round 42. Fucking trash I need to work on my blocking game.
>>677313734
I'm doing alright.
>kids
I don't have kids.
>>677313936
it is! but id say her hair better, but i just have a thing for purple hair
Cory is my waifu
>>677313856
are you a ass person if yes i will disappoint you because i don't like ass as legs
>>677313906
Sounds painful.
>>677313548
You sure are feeling great, living the life of a total fucking loser.
>>677313759
i guess your right.
keeping in mind
>go on /b/
could be 5 secs to check something
and
>do shit off of /b/
could be my job (90% of the time it is)
do you have any annoying things in your life?
Holy ship, the previous waifu thread is still not 404
>>677314193
i would never shoot you with it though...that's just mean
>>677314056
its a metaphor
for, idk where im going with this. i suck at conversation
>>677314222
nice trips!!! yeah, not trying to be angsty or edgy, but a lot of my qualities get in the way of things...
>>677313936
>Seize the moment
Carpe diem, Always <3
>You caught me! I do~
Hehe~
I guess I can say that it's the same here c:
>Leans head on her shoulder and brushes her hair
Jerry is my waifu
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>677312692
I replied. What now?
>>677313142
Und es ist besser als das eigentliche Spiel
>>677314295
>for you :^)
>>677314434
>My qualities get in the way of things...
What's that?
I hear someone in need of a hug
Come here
>hugs
>>677314186
i'm more of an ass guy never had a thing for legs
also fix grammar pls
>>677314423
Ah I should have seen that, I suck at it too.
Most things are going alright with me though.
>>677314434
such as?
>>677314474
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>>677314650
CORY EATS COWS TOO
>>677314528
i like your turrets! they're cute
>>677314600
nice dubs! and thanks
>hugs back
>>677314778
>>677314610
no
legs>ass>tits>face thats the order for gods
also fuck grammar we are on the internet anyway
>>677311607
Hmmph!
Well, I might forgive you... if you give me a hug.
Doc, I'm dying, I'm feeling compromised (feeling compromised)
And so dehumanized (and so dehumanized)
I lost my final fight to disease, I feel that this is where it ends
I need that shot to enter my vein
My Brompton Cocktail blend
'Cause I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold In a world so wrong
I'm not running away, been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay, we gotta be so strong in a lie
I'm tired, induced euphoria (induced euphoria)
To help me move along (help me move along)
I wanna meet my maker in peace, I want to feel alive again
So put that smile back on my face and mix it strong my friend
'Cause I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold In a world so wrong
I'm not running away, been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay, we gotta be so strong
And I take my life tonight 'cause I have the right to die how I wanna
And leave how I arrived, so alive
I believe my sins have been forgiven
And I believe my choice will save me from this life
Please don't question why
My sins have been forgotten
I believe I'll find peace in afterlife
Please don't question why
I left this way
'Cause I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold
In a world so wrong
I'm not running away, been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay, we gotta be so strong
And I take my life tonight 'cause I have the right to die how I wanna
And leave how I arrived, so alive
>>677314650
anything new?
guy from up stairs annoying you?
need food?
want pizza?
i can-not really solve those problems, but i can make you feel better about them (i hope)
>>677314884
more legs pls?
CORY CORY CORY IN THE HOOOUSE
>>677314884
>the order for gods
Must be for the gods that didn't stand the test of time.
Because that list is shit.
>>677313556
Glad to hear he's doing alright. Will this be a long term thing or will he be back in a few days?
>>677313601
Wahrscheinlich der Neid, du weist ja, wie das mit Waifus ist.
>>677313936
WoWs, LoL and Blade&Soul.
The latter two are obviously not suited for this evening (too much strategy / way too much clicking), but WoWs might be okay. They have an awesome new mode where you drive around cute, colorful cartoon boats in a bathtub, just that you still have torpedoes and 500mm ammunition.
What do you play?
>>677314522
Es ist nur eine Schande, dass Leistung keinen Unterschied macht... ich würde nach dem Spiel gerne sehen, wie krass ich drauf war.
>>677313854
>that daily grind
I just downloaded the album See More Glass by Galileo Galilei. I'm really enjoying it so far.
>>677314083
Purple hair is lovely. Hair in general is great, though.
>>677314460
Planning just isn't my strong suit. I get much more joy out of life this way~
>hug
You are such a cutie. Suuuuuch a cutie~
>>677314522
Now hold my hand and whisper sweet nothings into my ear, dear sister~
>>677314884
Tighs > ass > tits > face
hmm... hmm... yeah, we roll the same way Yume
