aight aight i got it
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
aight
aight i got it
thunderthighs
den outta den!
oh
>>677294476
that's not wrong.
well katia
so I guess FroshScan® needs more data collection to accurately scan more subjects
>>677295509
do me!
Any pics with the bottom being much smaller than the top in penis size?
froshscan is actually the simplest deduction of very common facts that apply to majority
aka making you realize how special you are, just like everyone else
>>677295871
not older than 18yo, have friends irl but no relationship, virgin, bottom, no hobbies but you like pc stuff to a degree, you spent most of your time on gfur and talking to people on internet, still in highschool/just started college/uni, not very positive thinking, you dont think you'll have any big role in your future qua your carrier
FroshScan® changed my life
let's start a funding campaign for it
where is the kickstarter? where is the patreon?
>>677296412
This sounds like me!
>>677296758
>underageb&
>>677296412
72.(72)% right
not bad
>>677296919
I aim for the minimum of 80% accuracy
my software will need an update, thanks for feedback
I've began research into a larger scale version of the FroshScan where instead of measuring individuals it scans entire groups with twice the accuracy. I call it the Scanmos.
Allow me to test it.
You are widely disregarded among your friends, whenever they make plans you are normally not included. You don't have a problem meeting people, but making long-lasting friends has always been a challenge. You also have mental problem such as anxiety and bipolar/mpd. You are deeply regretful or not trying to draw or pick up any skills as a child, as any potential in you has already been wasted. You have no direction in life, you like to go with the flow. You're just waiting for to find the one person to help steer you in the right direction.
>>677295791
I've heard those words before. And she still fucked my best friend
>>677297372
nice
>>677297367
is this a scan for the majority of people on the internet
>>677297181
ill be glad to test out the new update when it comes out
>>677297367
33.(33)% right needs some calibrating
>>677297647
yes
>>677297655 (checked)
you're lying
it is ok to feel insecure and worthless
Can someone do a frosh scan on me?
>>677297655
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>>677297859
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4/10 right, 40% accuracy, good try
>>677297939
cant scan someone without any virtual personality, you're anon
>>677297367
about 85% accurate in my case
>>677298041
Now can you do a frosh scan, my name is Jimmy
fuck namesync frosh scan plz
>>677298041
well fug
hey my turn now
tell me about myself and how great i am
i expect 90% accuracy
>>677298178
bam
in stores tomorrow
>>677297859
i reviewed the 9 main points again and came to the same conclusion its still 33%. I am insecure i guess im not worthless
>>677298041
where can I donate?
>>677298295
you're jimmy and you like to wear a shimmy
I can't scan someone I've never seen before, and your posts so far are only implying you need attention from people on internet because you feel lonely without them.
>>677298317
i thought this was a digital service
>>677298661
well
uh
it's like a magic 8-ball
>>677298571
I hate doing the shimmy, but it is something I have to do.
fuck usps
fuck me instead
>>677298755
hmm
i'll have to review this with the other stockholders
I wish to be analyzed.
>>677298317
widely liked and appreciated by your e-friends, got irl friends but spend less time with them than the internet ones, mostly satisfied with your life whether it's bad or not, not a dreamer, you can spend a lot of time on something pointless, you are bored often, you're not a pervert and not horny too often, have a relationship but it's not any close to what you expected from love, homosexual, dont like porn posters but dont mind them either, you kiddingly shout often, it's easy for you to engage conversations and keep talking for hours, internally you always judge people instantly but you keep it to yourself, your appearance is rather nice but you're insecure to show it to others or value your privacy, you have a nice butt
With the last remainder of my money in my account, I bought Haribo Starmix.
>>677299277
FroshScan® server is currently experiencing high usage, please try again in a minute
hehe
ANALyze
>>677299277
>dubs
>>677299588
i dont even need to scan you to tell you're an idiot
>>677299584
Can I scan you?
>>677299584
This software sucks.
>>677299705
when was that in question?
>>677299773
That Fairwind edit though
>>677296412
>not older than 18yo
>bottom
>no relationship
>like pc stuff
>gfur
You just described the stereotypical people in this thread and out in the furry community
i'll show you something that sucks, Roy
>>677299712
Go ahead, but it's not really a scan since you know me very well
>>677299753
It's still in early access, alpha version. It has a lot of bugs that need to be fixed. By donating, you can help us improve.
If it's these horse images, I've already seen them.
that's not what i'm talking about
>>677300019
as i said earlier, see post >>677296412
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>677300176
Yeah let me just donate to something that doesn't work for me.
>>677300434
early-access software and games is the diet coke of the virtual world
>>677300407
>>677300587
I have no idea how that's a response to what I said.
>>677300644
careful with that, it's an antique
>>677300776
>purchasing early-access software is considered "donation"
>there are no refunds
>it is often shit and doesn't work for a lot of people
>FroshScan® is an early-access software
pizza bagels are yummy
>>677300176
We'll see.
You're a child at heart, like to be silly, but usually realize the importance of taking things seriously. Like to show off, but can get upset from irrational self-loathing. Really enjoys spending time with friends, tends to be generous. Publicly likes to act like tough, judgmental and dismissive guy, but deep down can be the exact opposite. Determined. Makes bad jokes on purpose. Has certain taboo fetishes.
i think FroshScan® doesn't work on me very well because I receive no output.
>>677301014
How is that like diet coke?
>>677301386
Wow you just described 1/4 of the world. Your scans are akin to horoscopes.
it's terrible
fucking op do one for me aswell plz ?
>>677301748
do what for you
but I like diet coke
>>677301386
Wow you just described someone in the most general way possible, half of the world could probably fall into those categories.
Anyone else getting reminded of newspaper horoscopes?
nb4 you're terrible
You're terrible.
>>677301708
>>677301859
samefag
rekt
>>677301386
13/13 100% for knowing me, 0/0 for assuming because all of those things you learned by knowing me
>>677301514
i ran a short scan on you earlier, i can only add that you'd like me to scan you for the sole purpose of telling me I'm wrong and my assumption skills are futile
>>677301527
Well, you see, diet coke is widely appreciated by a lot of people, but mainly by the obese who get the wrong impression that diet coke is actually a good drink to when you want to lose some weight, thus it makes money on them by giving them that impression.
Comparably to the software "diet coke", early-access games are also appreciated by a lot of people, but they tend to give the wrong impression to many of them (the 'obese') who believe early-access games have better potential and they will profit better from buying them now rather when the game is finished
NEW THREAD
>>677301384
>>677301384
>>677301384
>>677301384
>>677301384
>>677294777
What did you get?
Is it a dragon dildo?
>>677302113
you said that you couldn't do one on me since im not predictable or something
and that is incorrect
i'm disliking this program more and more each day
>>677302205
>this desperate to fill your thread
it's not even at the image cap
>>677302231
no, but i've had one for a while now
RoyScan can describe all of you with 100% accuracy.
FAGGOTS
>>677302313
pic of dragon dildo now op
incorrect
>>677302486
but then i have to go get it
>>677302313
now i can also add to the scan that you have absolute zero sense of time
>>677302436
kek
>>677302641
figure of speech, hon
>>677302436
do me
[spoiler]hello there[/spoiler]
>>677302736
My dick won't reach to the UK.
that's unfortunate
>>677302712
software cannot detect things such as irony, sarcasm or lie
I see that various people are trying to steal my idea, therefore as from now on the word "SCAN" is trademarked. Anybody who wants to use the word "scan" has to fill in a form and send it to FroshScan® company for a review, after which you'll be charged a monthly fee.
>>677302738
>Chastity Asriel
that's enough internet for today
>>677303036
THEN MAKE IT DETECT IRONY SARCASM AND LIES
I'm happy with it's current size.
>>677303023
Why is this picture upside down?
its*
>>677303247
>it's
Stop being dumb.
>>677303402
Stop being late.
>>677303079
>>677303132
careful now
>>677303521
being careful only halts innovation
gtg civ v time
I'm shutting down FroshScan® because there's not enough funds to pay the montly rent for servers
>>677302840
you sure? I heard its pretty huge
>>677303452
Sick new meme, pal!
>>677303597
I SAID CAREFUL NOW
>>677303597
that's what we told hitler and kim
>>677303619
i'll boot ye in civ m8
swear on me mum
>>677303747
WE MUST INNOVATE
>>677303790
we need more strong leaders
not like kim though, he's just a baby
>>677303677
Who'd you hear that from?
>>677303892
GANDHI
srsly leaving now bye
>>677304138
ok byee
have fun
>>677303907
how many people do you tell about your dick?
not enough
1. play ranked
2. go afk
3. ????
4. profit
>>677304717
>3. Get kicked
>>677304717
you're the reason I quit league after reaching plat 2
>>677304513
Not many. Not sure how many people they tell, however.
>>677304825
no
>>677304847
I was talking about how literally everyone seems to play the game, not how I do it.
>>677304874
thats why I only talk to people i know I can trust
>>677302313
The first thought that pops into your head isn't always right pal. It wasn't my thread, and you will never guess the right reasoning behind my actions. I bet that makes you itch, not being right.
>>677305257
That would limit the people I talk to severely.
>>677305363
not really, i couldn't care less tbh fam
>>677305642
of course there's always those people im not certain about. Only a very small part are part of the "not to be trusted" group
>>677306096
I just talk to everyone.
>>677302738
Where are his nuts?
>>677306306
good idea
>>677306461
Not sure if sarcasm.
>>677306445
kiss me
>>677305955
Good shit.
Hello Roy.
Hello freklz.
Hello katia.
Hello Zaryss.
Anybody wanna b talk over kik?
hi badj
>>677306617
me neither to be honest
hi badg~
i gotta go to the hospital to see my brother his gf and their daughter, bbl
>>677307198
r u qt
HI BADJ
>>677307523
I'd, few of the guys I talked to last night thought so.
I'm very visibly male, though.
>>677307345
How do I stop people from going afk?
>>677307449
Ok, bye.
>>677307525
HELLO YOU TOO, DEMOS.
Hi Badj.
>>677307420
That's unsettling.
hi roy
>>677307749
by not playing in bronze or silver
>>677307198
Sure neptuniavii
Hi Demdem.
sup?
>>677307956
Idk who that is. I'm kinda new to gfur.
>>677294777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I
Looking at gfur.
>>677307198
Nake is BondoOtter on kik if anybody wants to chat.
>>677307700
self96 is my name i think
>>677307780
How are you?
>>677307912
But I can't get out of silver when every game is 4v5.
>>677308484
hai~
>>677308341
>>677309063
i managed
i may have just been absurdly lucky though
>>677309828
That's not helping me any. Guess the only thing left is to try.
Have you ever played AD Thresh?
>>677309063
Same as always. Just enjoying a lazy Saturday.
>>677309668
Neat.
>>677310104
yes, it's not very good
the animations are hilarious with attack speed though
>>677310104
glowing eyes in badger quite worrisome
>>677306651
>>677310640
>>677310020
oooh
okay I have gotten out of bed
>>677310237
Ah, nice. I'm struggling with league.
>>677310337
6/3/7 is good enough for me.
>>677310436
soka
>>677311517
are you playing that shit in ranked?
>>677311256
congrats
>>677311698
congrats urself
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
>>677311738
>>677311856
poo.
Poo and blood.
>>677311901
Remember kids, in case of nuclear disaster, cuddle.
>>677312251
I like this PSA.
>>677311517
Is it a love struggle?
Don't let children into the fallout shelter. They are noisy, smelly, and don't understand the concept of rationing.
>>677312024
>>677311617
No, I might be insane, but I'm not stupid.
>>677312418
I don't know. What is love?
You can also use people as a bomb shelter.
>>677312607
that is a good one
>>677312626
oh thank god
I was gonna say, no wonder people are afking
>>677312626
BABY DON'T HURT ME
>>677312738
I'm too bored with the game to play valid champs and picks in normal. I only briefly consider trying in ranked anymore.
>>677312877
Don't hurt me.
>>677313041
I suppose that's fair
>>677312738
like u
