Be honest anon >Inb4 Wife would mad
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Be honest anon
>Inb4 Wife would mad
Because I'm ugly.
>>677294320
I'm an ugly manlet who is not fit and is socially awkward. Oh and I have high standards thanks porn/media.
>>677294320
I'm awkward to be around and would rather choose to be alone at this point
>>677294985
This minus standards
I do! I just don't want to fuck her.
>>677294320
I wouldn't be able to stop. If I ever set myself to pursue someone and it went sour I would probably act as stalker. I would spend every waking day thinking about them and only them regardless. I would either end up dead, in prison, or worse. In any case, any level of failure would utterly destroy me. I don't want to harm anyone or myself so I stay out of it.
Because working and making money are more important, than women
>>677295279
This probably the result of how I was raised is all I am willing to say.
cuz I prefer prostitutes and I don't have much of anything to say.
I am pretty ugly. Also severe major depression and anxiety. I would smother whoever it was until they would leave me. I would also have absolutely no back bone.
>I like videos games
>I don't like video games Anon
>Yeah me neither.
This is going to sound pessimistic, but a few days ago I read something about life being unfair and there is nothing we can do to change it. Honestly it was such a burden off of my shoulders reading it. Finally I felt like someone was telling me the truth and not just ass-patting me with platitudes about "If you work on yourself hard enough you are going to find someone great!" People do deserve love, people do deserve to feel like someone cares about them. Then again, people also deserve not to live in countries with landmines everywhere, or not be born with brittle bone disease. Sometimes our circumstances limit our options.
Hearing it is out of my control might sound like a cop-out to some people. Like it gives me an excuse to not work on myself or take the easy way out. I tried. I really did. I knew I was not conventionally attractive so I worked out, lost weight, got nice clothes, spent money on expensive haircuts, and everything. I joined small groups, got into volunteering, went to work on a farm with WWOOF. After all of that I can still say I am in the same position I was before. I still look like Marty Feldman got knocked down the stairs face first and when trying to date people aren't really receptive to that.
That's ok. We are in the same boat as people with mental illnesses when it comes to dating. A prospective partner shouldn't have to choose someone because the other person deserves it. As nice as someone can be, a partner with bipolar disorder is a huge undertaking. Just like the saying a girl isn't a vending machine you pop friendship tokens into, you can't expect your good traits to overcome your bad traits in a one to one trade and come out on the plus side.
You all are still good people though. You can do good in your community or the world. It is just that some of us are going to do it alone.
>>677294320
because she left
I have one right now, but she was the one who asked me out.
I have low self confidence and just assume that it'll be creepy if I ask someone out. Plus, something like this >>677295279 happens when I'm genuinely interested in a girl
>>677294320
Fuck you OP
No one believes that anymore
Gay.
>>677294320
I cant love another until i stop hating myself
Because my wife won't let me :(
I'm paranoid repulsive and alcoholic and insane
Because I have not internalized how "love" is expressed in behavior in our society. Therefore I keep to myself, occasionally pay for sex, which is also getting boring lately.
>>677294813
/therad
>>677294320
I'm hard to get along with and even harder on the eyes.
No real complaints, though: Some people are better off alone.
>>677294320
Crippling anxiety
>>677294320
Because I haven't found a girl that arouses my interest. I mean, I flirted with a girl the other day but it was sorely because I'd like to fuck her, not because I wanted her to be my girlfriend.
I'm not really sure OP. I'd fuck me. I'd date me. No girl seems interested. I get girls phone numbers often but they never contact me unless I contact them first. I make dates with girls all the time but they either stand me up or bring another guy with them. Every girl looks at me like I'm hot but gets bored once faced with my personality. I work on myself all the time, try to improve my life daily. I have passions, mental and financial stability, I care about people, I'm very strong. Idk what gives honestly OP. If girls actually want what every girl and guy says they want, then theoretically I should be very attractive.
>>677294320
Fat, ugly. Still has gf. :D
>>677294320
Because I'm a dick to everyone but inside I'm very kind ;_;
Ugly, fat (working on it), small dick, low self esteem, depression
>>677294320
because I'm going on spring break in like 2 months and don't want to have a gf at that time
Dick too large, girls escape
>>677298470
Ian?
>>677298296
>I get girls phone numbers often but they never contact me unless I contact them first
You don't understand how this game is played, do you?
Because I don't know what love is and how it works. I also don't know if I'm just horny or actually want to be with someone and of course anxiety
even though im johny depp meets james franco, girls dont want anything to do with me because my personality is shit, im award, have a shit job and have a shit car
>>677294320
Women have shit for brains, if I wanted a daughter Id adopt one.
>>677294320
I'm actually quite handsome, but i've never had a GF, and i'm 26 years old.
I'm kinda introvert, spend a lot of time infront of my computer, and dont socialize that much. I'm also a big cowrd when it comes to girls, i've never asked a girl out.
But I do have a girlfriend. Dating a blonde haired grey eyed girl when you're not white is pretty choice.
Apart from other related social weirdnesses I don't like to kiss. It really unsettles me that people find it most natural to start grinding their mouths as an expression of affection.
>>677298586
No, names Anthony, Colorado
>>677298621
Apparently not because I've been losing it once a week for the past 4 years
>mfw I got SO much prime pussy until I was 23 then
>>677294320
i'm gay duh dildos and cocks all the way
>>677298896
>I'm actually quite handsome
lol! I don't even need to see a picture of you to know that you're not, and are infact a fat bastard, neckbearded loser!
Small dick.
>>677299067
ah, nevermind. you sound like the friend that introduced me to /b/
Because it's unfair to expect someone else to make me happy when I generally have no interest in making them absolutely happy. I'm too much of a weirdo for the type of females I attract and it's unfair to have someone else enter into a relationship I know won't work out.
>>677299171
Well.... My mom told me so anyways, so..
>>677299067
Colorado springs represent
My last interaction with a cutie grill
>be working in resturant
>cutir grill sitting with her friends
>keeps looking at me whenever i walk by
>i ignore her because im awkward
>get mad at myself
>why am i so afraid to look at a girl
>tell myself next time i walk past im gonna look her straight in the eyes
>think its a good idea cuz everyone always says girls like confidence
>hav to walk past her table to deliver some food
>look her right in the eyes as im walk by her table
>she gets weird face and says
>"what are you looking at creep?"
>i reply
>"a bitch"
>resturant gets quiet
>later boss comes and talks to me about calling customers bitches
>says if i slip up again i could get fired
>mfw women
>>677297164
Lol. Underrated post.
>>67729902
Then why are you here nigger?
>>677299290
Oh shit I just left there 3 hours ago.
because i always get hurt when i fall in love
so i stay single and just fuck
>>677299024
Cool
I cannot have a supermodel and I can't content myself with an average looking girl.
>>677299402
My hand
>>677294320
I have no money or free time.
>>677294320
Don't have a girlfriend cause wife would be mad if I'm cheating.
I don't want to lose my powers
because i hate myself and everything about me im fat even though i know im not a bad looking guy just fucking fat and disgusting ive tryed so hard but eventually i just loose interest in everything i do and i dont understand why its painful i have a dream but i cant make a reality because i cant do it without feeling extremely tired and depressed but i still hope that one day i can change all of this all of the loneliness and pain and depression and make it into pure bliss even if the happiness will only last for so long and that op is why i dont have a girlfriend
Because I'm nervous/ shy as fuck with girls, other than that I really have no flaws
Fiancé of 4 years left me after she had a midlife crisis. Now she's seeing a drive through worker at the taco bell down the street. Still feel like she's the only one for me. Hoping she gets bored of soft tacos and comes back to me.
cuz wonderful guy is just a facade. When I have showed the real anon , people have ran amok.
>>677296076
i'm glad i'm not the only one like this.
thanks anon
>>677299704
> soft tacos plz help me stop keking
i'm pretty awful
>>677299654
yeah, keep telling yourself that and you won't get anywhere. Accept it Anon, ACCEPT IT!!
>>677299624
you might need to see a shrink dude
>>677299171
Venting?
>>677299290
que pasa?
formerly of Greeley here.
Left to get away from the influx of stoners.
Because I drink like an addict and I'm short and red-haired.
>>677294320
Manboys on 4chan are ugly fatties, who think that they deserve a 10/10 virgin. If they stopped playing video games and lowered their standards, then they might actually fuck a chubby slut.
>>677299171
I'm handsome too, hebrew nigger
>>677299290
Longmont here
>>677300143
who you calling fat?
cuz i broke up with mine
>>677300003
ive tried only helped for so long and the relief didnt last long enough
>>677294320
i just feel emotionally dead inside, i haven't loved anyone in the last 5 years since the last person i loved fucking destroyed any emotion i ever had in the first place. Now i just walk this earth with nothing but anger, depression and anxiety.
>>677299489
this
i'd rather be single than be with ugly
because im gay
>>677294320
good question. im alright looking, nice to everyone and seem social enough. but i got no close people to go to, i always get blown off when i try to make plans.
>>677300357
then you need some anti-depressants or something
>>677300341
Why
I miss you, Julia.
>>677294320
It's hard enough to muster the will to care about myself, let alone someone else.
Because I give up easily and overthink shit.
I'm a beta faggot
>>677294320
Because I lose interest when I'm in a relationship very quickly
>Also dick too big
>>677294320
I have a bad habit of panicking when everything is going right. I grew up with a lot of shit and chaos in my life. I've grown up spooked by stability.
>>677299988
Accept what? I'm not ugly. I'm also not gay
>>677300808
I feel you /b/ro, same..
I don't know what my future will look like but my ex just texted me yesterday. We talked until 3 in the morning. I don't have a girlfriend because I have a shitty job and I spend most of my money on cocaine. My apartment is a disgusting mess. I lay in bed and don't even eat on the weekends. I'm awkward and depressing to be around.
im too nice, these hoes dont like nice guys.
When will you cunts stop asking these questions?
>>677300558
i dont have the money for insurance and medicaid still hasn't accepted me yet so thats not really an option
dick too big
would kill
>>677294320
>Low confidence
>My vehicle and clothing aren't stellar, and women (I don't care who you are, you cannot deny this) won't date what they think is a broke loser....
>Introverted as hell.
>Too professional when it comes to relationships; if you want to pursue me, I am available, but I don't want to come off as a creep...
>I've learned, over the last decade of being single, to be self-sufficient; I've never needed anyone to feel "complete"...
>I don't beat women, and that's what seems to be the trend in female attractions these days...
>pic unrelated.
she fucking dumped me after 4 1/2 months. I can't cope with it though i've had longer relationships.
She is one year older than me, married and has a child. I am fucking distroyed, i eat just enough not to die, got on drinking recently (happend 2 weeks ago) and it certainly DOES NOT HELP. The nights(like right now) are very hard, i feel like shit and i need to drink. Actually right now i'm gonna buy myself some beers.
>>677301368
pull yourself together man, don't kill yourself over some whore
>>677299314
topkek, but she deserved it.
could be worse /b/ro
>>677294813
aren't we all?
>>677301280
>Reply
Then why do broke losers have girlfriends?
>>677294320
I'm lazy, and wife has yet to find a decent one.
Proposed last Thursday, she said yes.
>>677301965
Because that probably happened to them while they still had a gf
>>677294320
Single completely by choice. I have had 3 different girls try to " proposition " me in the last 2 months alone. Women are a headache. I don't need some entitled bitch telling me what to do, or having to answer to some dumb broad when I want to do whatever I want, whenever I want.
Who is the girl in the OP's post? Got a picture of her without the dumb text on it?
>>677301368
An hero. Your only option.
>>677294320
Because I have a boyfriend.
/thread
>>677294320
Senior in high school
Joining the Marines this summer
You think a girlfriends a good idea for me OP?
>>677301780
I'll start a thread on this shortly. I have some poisons at hand now that you mentioned it
>>677302133
I give it 4 years with 3 years spent cheating.
>>677300143
Virgins are terrible.
>>677302647
Sounds like you made a bad choice.
>>677294320
a prostitue is cheaper
>>677301280
Not true my ex is with a broke loser right now, she flip a 180 from me and went from a guy with his own house,motorcycles and cars. To a guys who walks to taco bell and shares a room
Because I don't want to deal with drama. Every single woman I've been with has been nothing but drama. I'd go gay but I don't like sucking dick, taking it in the ass or giving/getting those from a dude.
Because I can't let go of my past
>>677294320
Social Anxiety, other than that I would be a normie when it comes to women
>>677294320
Because of my depression and anxiety about putting myself out there. Never really had a girlfriend, but luckily I'm not a kissless virgin.
I have a fwb who's sort of my unofficial gf
We tried making it official but then things got awkward
>>677294320
Because I'm engaged. Easy.
shy cringy and not that hot.
Bitches mayne
Cant get over my ex yo. :|
>>677294320
Not sure I want one. I don't really see the point of a relationship outside of reproduction. And so, there are plenty of poor people churning out kids. Now that being said I would totes date if I found someone I wanted to spend my time with. But I definitely don't wanna just date whoever just to be in a relationship
Because of racism.
I like a girl from my university but I'm hesitating to tell her since i'm 21 and she's 32. She's really hot and doesn't even look that old. When i first met her i thought she's 25 tops.
She likes me as well and hangs out with me on 3-4 nights a week but we're probably both having second thoughts because of our age.
Shit sucks
>>677296076
Same here man. Im just doing my best, but its all worth it even though im all alone.
>>677294320
I love being single. Dated a ton, married once, im done. Its just me and my money now
>>677303580
May as well give her the old college try, ja?
>>677295859
This
>>677303365
I had a teacher that spent ~3 years looking for a woman to marry and have kids with. He married the woman that's his wife now after 3 months of dating because she wanted the same thing. they've got 5 kids
>>677303580
Go for it what's the worse that can happen
>>677294320
We agreed to wait for her to turn legal.
>>677304171
kek, ages?
>>677304171
Age of consent? Age of majority?
>>677294320
I have one. She's awesome.
Because she broke my heart two days ago
Only time I leave the house is to work or buy food, I don't put myself in a position to meet other people.
>>677303765
I will my Friend!
>>677304077
It could be awkward between us and she would stop hanging out with me.
And I'd rather stay her friend with whom she hangs out often than risking losing her entirely. Also I'm not a guy that needs sex so i am relatively okay with the status quo.
>>677304620
Good
>>677295098
Same. Fit/decent looking. Just awkward as fuck. It actually sucks more knowing that if I wasn't this socially inept I could actually get one
>>677301965
Yeah, I don't understand it either.....
>>677304620
Good luck, Friend! Here's hoping you'll be spending more of your time together in the future.
>>677294985
this, but not socially awkward
furthermore, I live for myself and I'm happy with my lifestyle. I don't want a gf/wife and kids. I'm not even interested in losing my virginity. To fap is enough
>>677294320
'Cause I'm a broken introvert who can't seem to hold down a job.
I want to attribute it to a vicious cycle of having a extremely extroverted roommate who seems to have no concept of self or that other people are wired differently. All his constant 'interaction' just wears me out mentally and I wind up getting terminated before I saved up enough, or developed enough confidence in my employer to move away. So what I saved winds up bleeding away on my share of rent and utilities until I find another shitty job and start the hell cycle all over again.
>Someday I might find the courage to just leave it all behind and go full hobo and trust to the social safety nets around here to catch me and set me back up again, but today is not that day.
because im an autistic fuckup who play videogames and speedsolve rubik's cube all day after college
having sex is as unrealistic as flying to the moon for me
im still pretending that I don't give a fuck about it, but it's getting harder with every year
Because the girl I'm in love with is confusing the fuck out of me.
Because the girl I'm in love with is confusing the fuck out of me, and I don't know if she likes me in that way.
>>677304994
Thanks, i hope that too.
Have a good night my Friend!
too lazy and no girl peeked my interest. I know, shocking and hard to believe
Because I prefer being single to dating any of the shitty girls I know.
Don't really feel I need one right now, man.
Because I dont have a social life and friends.. :/
>>677305498
>peeked
>>677294320
because bitches are crazy and i havent found a woman among the slooters
not interested.
>Don't know how to be dominate with out appearing creepy
>If not dominate just extremely timid
>Something about me makes people think I am a nark/backstabber
>Can never get clear answers from people
Seriously, a coworker who described his first meeting with me thought I was a crackhead. In his words he said, "your eyes are always dilated, you always turn my head fast to look a noise or something, always moving fast like your tweaking"
When I was very young I did work with animals a lot, (lived on a farm) wonder if that's part of it?
>>677294320
I have and at this point i want to be alone, bitch wants to get married and i cant even play xbox without her bitching
>tfw i prefer to fap to porn that have sex with her
>>677304620
Dude that is a lame worst case scenario. I can guarantee after the semester is over and you don't have classes together you'll never see each other again
>>677306142
They probably just don't to tell you that you're retarded. (English isn't as hard as you're making it look.)
>be fag
>already have a boyfriend
>he's top tier qt bottom
>feels good
Also;
>dating women
I hope you enjoy having half your shit taken.
>>677294320
>being on 4chan
>wonderful
pick one
>>677306577
I choose 4chan. Anonymous is the only girl for me!
>>677302133
Congrats, anon. Enjoy it while it lasts! Some of the best times of my life was 6 years married.
Also, I'm so sorry. Worst time of my life was the 6 years after the divorce.
Also, great times ahead, the bestest times were after the marriage and divorce, when I had extra money (no gf), the kids were grown and all my male competition is married, in jail, has aids, or broke. If you can make it to 30 and be even a little bit social, you should be drowning in pussy. 30s sex > 20s sex.
I literally have women on call that I choose not to fuck. Now THAT feels good, man!
how many times you heard that question, anon?
>>677294320
I haven't been looking, wife wouldn't mad though.
>>677301368
>4.5 months
>she's married
>suicide
Bruh, 4 and half months is fucking nothing. You had some taboo pussy, it was great, move on. She's a married whore, forget about her or end up getting shot.
Also, good job cucking the hubby.
Can't stand women.
Might be because:
>I'm terribly outmatched by other men.
>I've had a girlfriend
>I'm insecure
>I secretly like dick and can't embrace my gayness
>According to other men, they ruin your life, so I look for the worst in them.
>All of the above
Life is strange, /b/
>Bitches in my school are whores
>fit but taken
:(
Because the girl i love is overseas and wont be back for a year
>>677305101
>not socially awkward furthermore
>furthermore
Were your parents like 60 when they conceived you?
>>677294320
>bad genetic draw
>low socio-economic status
>funny and relaxed to those who know me, but women don't want to get to know me in the first place
>no """"social media""""
It's not that hard to figure out.
>>677299314
>being this awkward with women
I get why you come here
>>677299314
I would mill myself
>>677294985
This
So much this
>>677294320
>ugly
>fat
>small dick
>fucking shy
fml.exe
>>677305251
>speed solves rubiks cubes
you're perpetuating the autism stereotype man
>>677307343
She's fucking someone else.
I hope you are too.
Waiting doesn't make sense at all.
>>677296076
>JRE #756: Kyle Kingsbury
>Joe: "There are certain men that I know that don't like women, they hate women, and one of the reasons why is they've been rejected by women their whole life. They associate women with a negative feeling. They associate women with rejection, they associate women with a, you know, cold hearted, leaves them, goes with another guy, like "how could she fuckin' do that to me, that bitch?" Well, it's...she doesn't owe you, she's not attracted to you, like you got...for whatever reason the Universe dealt you an extremely shitty deck of cards and that's just the way it is."
>"But...so forever, this person I know that has this issue, his association with women is of women...they use him, they want things from him, his money, they don't want him and they treat him badly and he feels like shit and hateful."
>...Whereas I have friends that are good looking guys, that for no...there no reason, they were just born good looking, they just got great bone structure and you know, they happen to look good, and women are attracted to them, and their ideas of women are totally different, their ideas of women are "Hey chicks are fun, they're great, don't get tied down though bro, keep it open, move free!" Their ideas of women are much more light and like women are a gift, they're a great thing in life."
>"My friend...well he's not my friend anymore...who doesn't like women, he's an ugly dude. He's always gonna be an ugly dude. He gets angry, like...he never has a girlfriend, he's never been married. He's just always like, dating and drifting around..."
>Kyle, 6'4 ruggedly handsome athlete: "Sounds like he needs to work on himself."
>Joe: "Oh he definitely does, but it's also...the girls that he likes...they never really were into him. He's just not attractive. He got a shit roll of the dice. His roll of the dice sucks."
Dr Jordan Peterson: skip to 58:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4071&v=t966lVrHEzo
i grow up in a home that mom and dad fight all the time, so i didn't learn how to show love... so now i mest 4 chances to get in 4 different relationships in different times... even if they show love
Dont know how to start a conversation with a girl,tbh only that,Im good looking and there are girls intrested in me,I just dont know how to start
>>677294320
because I don't do shit to get one
>>677306142
Honestly fam, you are just not around your kin.
My daughter lived with her mom's family for a year. They thought something was wrong with her, she thought something was wrong with her. Grades suffered. No friends in school, low selfesteem. I told her to chill until she comes back to live with me. Just don't let them put you on pills, do your work, and chill.
She comes back, all is well. Happy, productive, friends. She needed to be around folks like her. She loves her fam, but where she lived, no one was like her.
Like the ugly duckling who was really a swan, she needed to be around swans.
Travel, find your people, your kin. Talking and hanging with your cousins might help you discover some social skills that match your genetics.
Good luck.
The thing that tipped the scales for me was when a girl told me
>I wish I could stick your personality in the body of someone who looked good
I maintained my poker face even though I was kind of shocked, and I said "but then why would I hang out with you?"
so I got that stinger in but yeah I tapped out and I'm done.
>>677294320
Coz i're a ugly faggot :(
I have had a few opportunities, but because of my shortcomings- ugly, awkward, poor, I only have chances with undesirable women- ugly, fat, awkward, single mothers, etc.
I mean, why deal with that shit when i can just smoke some weed and fap to porn and not have to deal with all the drama, child support, nagging, etc.
tl;dr can only get ugly women, so rather be alone
>>677308511
she was being a bitch and she knew it
>>677294320
I lack the social skills to form many meaningful relationships, I lack the willpower to get in shape, I lack the patience to let a relationship grow, and I lack the motivation to actually meet new people.
My disappointment in life can be ignored through immersing myself in worlds of vidya and books and my lack of a gf can be substituted with porn.
>>677308063
Actually, you have it great. Women love to be treated like shit. I know several woman who, at one point, said they didn't deserve love and sought out guys who would treat them like shit. This is more common than you think.
There's one put there for you to abuse, anon. Pain means love.
>>677308063
Same shit, dude.
>>677308797
Do any other anons feel like this? Thoughts?
>>677294320
High standard and a shitton of loose skin
>>677294985
This
Also, I have depression and social anxiety, so I spend all the time at home (except for when I need to go out, like school or something)
And I highy doubt anyone would want to spend their time at home with me, which would lead to them going out, and meeting friends, so I wouldn't stop thinking about what she would be doing, and with whom, so I'd be extremely jealous, but I wouldn't speak of it in fear of getting her mad or unconfortable, so I'd keep it all inside, causing me to get even more depressed.
Also, there's this girl I like, and I get really sad for being to nervous to talk to her, but then I start thinking about what it'd be like if we dated, and then I think of all the things I've said above, and then I cry at night.
>>677294320
That's a good question. I don't know.
I need to get my life on track and then I will think about getting a gf.
>>677309051
I'm working on myself right now
1) Because I don't know how to.
2) Because I'd like my girlfriend to be at least half as beta as I am.
>>677309892
Betas of any gender are not hard to find.
>>677301965
Because of dominance, confidence and looks.
Some of the most irresponsible washouts are fucking the wives, fiances and gf's of good, higher earning guys because they can make these women think they are higher status than their other man and fuck them better too.
Never get married.
>>677296076
I like this post. I like this post a lot
>>677294320
>the gf would be mad
>the side piece would be mad if she found out I have a gf still
Yall niggas need some ego loss, other people don't matter enough to destroy your personal self over.
>>677299624
Great, but use some fucking commas on your next post. I almost choke reading your shit, nigga.
Katawa Shoujo.
>>677307972
Totally underrated post.
Good video. Really, thanks anon.
>>677294320
because I'm fat AND ugly also I'm obsessively interested in boring shit
I just broke up with mine, women are truly terrible or at least lack any self awareness or respect for others. I plan to keep making bank, saving it, and fucking whores/travelling.
>>677310040
Yeah this too.
I can't commit, I don't care about upholding relationships, it's just not important
Because I have very low self confidence and because I'm not confident enough to meet new people
I'm considered a good looking guy but socially girls are out of my space. I don't know how to pick em up
>>677294320
im an introvert who feels ive failed at life and career.
besides that, im good. 26 years old, have had a bunch of one night stands so im not sure how many girls ive fucked.
but ive never, ever been in relationship.
last real date i was on was 7 years ago.
But i will never say this to anyone outside this board.
>>677310008
I guess there are some beta girls out there, I just don't know how to meet them, much less getting them to be my girlfriend
cause she cheated on me 2 months ago. now i'm dating 3 girls who I told up front I have no intention of any real relationship with
>>677294320
Lazy. Got porn. Not the best job which leaves me pretty fucking tired at the end of the day. But mainly just lazy. When i really crave pussy i just get an escort. Most days a wank and some good distractions are enough.
Oh, and getting a bit fat. Like muscle fat (I lift a lot at work) - but still fat. Moobs startin' to show.
>>677310913
Begin, young one, by going to where they are.
>>677296076
>>677310008
>>677310913
There are no "beta" women. You can not be Beta in a competition where you're the prize.
The closest thing to beta women is just ugly women, but even they have better sex and relationship prospects than average men.
>>677294320
Because I still love my ex
>>677294320
because i don't remember where i buried her...?
>>677307140
never gave the details
>separated
>she fucking felt like no other before, seriously
>never mentioned suicide, i've been thinking about it but it's something still too small to really make me kill myself
what the fuck is up with you m8?
also, thank you
>>677294320
Because work and other projects are my priority right now. And they will probably continue to be my priority even if I meet someone.
>>677311301
A beta is a type of fish you stupid cancer. . .
>>677294320
Because I hate humans and women, and have been screwed over one too many times to fall into that trap again.
>>677294320
Because I don't leave the house and they laugh at everything I say when I do, I don't know why
>>677311732
Plus, I'm depressed, miserable and ugly.
>>677309051
jesus cucking christ this is way too similar to my life
>>677311431
What sort of projects anon
>>677294320
Women don't understand that I can be both a quiet AND nice person. Not everybody has to talk all the time, I mean damn. Mofos talk like that shit is going out of style...
>>677310721
Same here, for some reason I'm always looking for the slutty party girls being a huge loner myself
>>677312017
>nice person
>browses /b/
Pick ONE
>>677294320
I'm not a bad looking guy and I know when a girl is genuinely interested in me but I've been to scared and squandered every opportunity up until now so I'm at a point where my I feel like my inexperience would show through immediately and that it isn't worth the embarrassment. The other part is that I like the idea of it but I really don't like the responsibility and I genuinely like to be alone.
>>677296921
This, akso figuring life out 'n shit
>no gf
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
>>677312257
/b/ is a bucket full of buttholes
>>677312017
Socialization for men is a shouting match for female attention where timid and awkward people become invisible and depth of character is viewed as emotional baggage.
Everybody's trying to be funny, likeable, and social, these guys just never succeeded. That really isn't their fault, and it isn't women's for ignoring them. It's just what happens when people act the way they do, and it probably won't change. I sometimes wish people were just married off to each other, but that sucked too. What man wants to be saddled with someone to provide for?
>>677294320
Honestly, I'm not trying very hard.
I think I would need a reason to have one, not the other way around.
I just don't and thats it.
>What? You are xx years old and never fucked a grill? You are kidding me right?
How often did you hear that?
>>677298470
Are you me?
>>677301000
We are alike, you and I. I waste the money from my shit tier pleb job on weed and only get out of bed when I have to. I just want to dream all day, real life kills me.
>>677294320
It's kind of amusing, but any girl who would tell you you're a wonderful guy wouldn't even think of dating you. Like ever. She could sit and list off good qualities about you for 20 minutes and consider you 100% unfuckable. But I'm the shallow asshole because I don't like fat chicks. This shit is comedy gold.
>>677294320
I'm not interested in anyone at the moment. Bettering myself first.
>>677312532
I'm 19 and i had my first kiss five months ago, now I'll have to wait another 19 years to fuck.
>>677294320
I don't try to find one.
And even if I tried, I have a weird way to see the world, way too much for an eventual girlfriend.
>>677312257
You'd be surprised. Most anons would never repeat what they say here irl. Behold the glory of anonymity, retard.
>>677312448
This. I'm trying to find a girl that's like me in that regard.
jesus christ, today’s /b/ are a bunch of “i feel awkward and i hate myself” guys lol, no wonder why you are voting trump
>>677294320
I do , but cocaine is hell of a drug
>>677296076
A group of 3 people from my town are in Oregon doing the wwoof thing. Are you one of those 3 people anon?
I genuinely prefer to be alone most of the time.
I like to talk to people in real life as well though and can talk up a storm with those who I am familiar, but I like to sleep alone and keep my private life private.
>>677312774
I voted for Sanders. #FeeltheBern
>>677294320
because clueless
>>677312370
thx and sauce
>>677312787
Meth is up there too fam.
>>677294320
because i'm gay
Going on 2 years with my awesome gf who plays Dota with me everyday. Not all of us are closet fags with no social skills.
>>677312787
Nice seeing you here Mr.Weeknd
>>677313029
Go to a fag bar?
I don't really like being around other people and I find it unappealing trying to open up to others. All of my relationships have failed because I don't let the other person in, so they become dissatisfied and leave.
>tfw all your beta friends who also are uglier than you have had or have girlfriends.
>tfw when you are soon hitting 30 and never been in a relationship
>tfw your family slowly begin to wonder why you dont have or never had a gf
>tfw people starting to pity you, they dont say it but you can see it
>tfw you know the reasons why but you will never tell anyone, because you dont want to be a burden or get sympathy
>tfw really want a gf, but the idea of a relationship terrifies you.
I'm black
>>677313086
not 21 yet
>>677313169
nigger
Because I'm fat and gay
>>677294320
Because I'm an anxiety ridden alcoholic mess. I've had girlfriends and male lovers in the past but completely fucked now. Don't know if a partner would help matters much.
>>677313162
>that mutual feel...
>>677313173
Fair enough.
You could try craigslist or something, no?
I have some terrible acne scars and I now regret not taking care of myself when I was younger (now 18). I don't know how to drive, I've never had a job, and I'm extremely immature. No girl has ever been interested in me, and I see no reason they should be. Even though other people view me as confident, when I'm alone and talking to a girl I go into full autism mode. To top it all off, I'm a 5'4" mexican manlet.
>>677312370
>http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
>Since these are the principles that make women attracted to you, when you start failing at one, you have to react quickly because otherwise you’ll see your girlfriend starts to become less and less interested in the relationship with you… NO exceptions.
>She will avoid having sex. She will become demanding and high-maintenance. She will get mad at you for the dumbest things. She won’t return your calls…
>In other words, it is just three things to make girls attracted to you, loving, caring, beasts in bed… but you have to follow them to-the-letter.
Fuck.
This.
Shit.
Pic related.
I refuse to bust my ass to be everything just to be allowed to be in your presence and put my dick in a hole you were born with while you do nothing but exist.
Everyone tells men to be "You Plus", you plus this and that this and the other thing, to get "Basic Her" and I'm fuckin tired of it.
relevant viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PauvVc5Rvpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfrj-va6PHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKsVppiO-A
Dear Anons.
I have big problem. I know I'm kinda handsome, but I have no idea how to talk with girls. How can I start? On what topic I have to talk about with them? Halp plox.
I do have one :)
>>677313335
Source?
>>677313524
if you are handsome just go and say hi to a hot-retarded girl, one of those who likes american shit pop music, those girls are like you, good looking but stupid. then u’ll get pussy in no time, they dont care if you are a good talker
>>677299617
What level are you on?
'Sex with Girlfriends' < 'Sex with Dogs'
>prove me wrong
>>677294320
because i have a fucking wife...
>>677294320
ima wierdo how doesn't want to let girl that close emotionally
>>677294320
Because pedophilia's still illegal.
>>677313736
Thanks mate, I'll try.
>>677313465
actually anon, it's not that hard. say you end up fucking a grill and decide you wanna fuck her again... and again and so forth then you talk and hang out and do all kindsa shit together, you then, for some fucked up reason, WANT to input money and attention into her vagina. it's fucked up but that's how it goes
>>677313844
Sex with women causes your genes to spread whereas sex with dogs is a result of degeneracy and is simply an extra, unnecessary nail in the coffin of your genepool.
>>677314283
Except I don't, because I'm not a simp.
You sound like the kind of guy who ends up living in a studio apartment while his ex wife fucks other guys in the house you're still paying for.
>>677314290
Dogs are loyal, loving, have a higher internal body temp, and cost less to house/feed/clothe. Also they don't use sex to manipulate you, and no risk of accidental pregnancy until you think it's an opportune moment.
>>677294320
Because I can't find a girl who like the things I do.
And no, I'm not ugly.
Because I quite litterally am a psychopath
>>677315234
Probably just need more love, right?
>>677294320
Loaded question, I'm not a wonderful guy, i'm average with a sprinkle of autism.
