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>>677291014
I really don't care about anything haha and it's a fucking great feeling
I poop completely naked
>>677291014
Now you.
What is yours OP
I always get dubs
>>677292310
u meant I always get um
>>677291850
Mine is I'm secretly straight even when I am OP
>>677291014
I molested my neighboors when she was 11
One piece is my favorite anime
>>677293081
4chan is 18+ only.
Underage are not welcome
I was recently diagnosed with terminal depression, worst thing is, I wont be there to see my sister give birth to our son. I'm scared to tell anyone about this.
I took the last slice of pizza.
I once accidentally came on my own face
>>677293168
i would have depression if i fucked my sister and got her pregnant too.
>>677293168
You fuck your sister, why should you be on depression
>>677293167
3edgy5me
>>677292310
Definetly
I fucked my 12 year old cousin in her sleep
>>677293411
Yeah, it was a bait, but no one fall
>>677293410
you no English, please speak this.
>>677293472
Story?
I got fucked by my cousin when i pretended to be asleep
>>677293499
Sorry, I'm not from a english speaker country.
Glad that I left that shithole though
>>677291014
I am a pedophile and fanatise about raping little (And I mean little) girls while drilling into their bones with screws and cutting their ears off. Gets me off every time.
My fetish is to wrap my dick in a girls hair and fap but it has to be silky and smooth hair. Also im a furry
>>677293614
what shithole are you referring to? america i can understand but anywhere else i simply can't.
>>677291014
I post on 4chan.
>>677293473
Don't get your genderfluid on me.
>>677293739
>>677293512
She stayed the night and kinda flirted with me, which turned me on, I was 13 at the time so, when we fell asleep on the couch, her on one end, me on the other, I jerked off a little, then i put my dick in her mouth and let her like, suckle on it, then I fucked her little pussy and came inside, felt great
>>677292999
999 dmg dealt to faggot >>677291850
It's not very effective
I murdered someone and got away with it
>>677292999
Nigga, no one checked these
4chan is dying.
>>677291014
I have so far saved two lives, but I am too shy to make it known.
>>677294090
Fucked a fat 11yr nignog in her ass when I was 13. Came the hardest i ever came. still to this day the best anal I ever had
my sister sucked my dick
I just don't know why I continue to exist
>be me
>4 years old friend comes over to play
>tells me he knows a new game
>takes my pants off and sucks my dick
>asks me to do the same but I refuse
>I like the feeling but don't get hard
>I tell him I have to pee, he says he's excited to taste it
>I end up trying to suck his dick but don't like it
>this encounter weighs down on my adolescent brain and I end up telling my mom
>she confronts my friends mother
>apparently the older neighbor boys taught this game to my friend and that's where he got it from
>my mom thought I was gay until I got my first girlfriend when I was 18
>>677293751
I think you just wanna rub your fuck on animals
>>677292999
He gets trips
Raped a 15 yo girl some years ago after a party. fortunately went well for me - was her fuckbuddy for 2 years afterwards. turned her into the kinky bondage girl of my dreams - to bad she was to young for a serious relationship with an oldfag like me
>>677294416
I think they kinda tie into each other. Like my hair fetish is probably one of the reasons Im a furry
Used my step moms dildo. Was good tho
>>677291014
I watched a whole season of JoJo in a week or less.
>>677293330
I did it once accidentally, and then like 3 or 4 times intentionally once I had discovered my dirty superpower
>>677295337
U a grill m8??
>>677291014
>Once sent a firework through the open window of some guy I didn't like. It set him and his room on fire leaving him with 3rd degree burns over 60% of his body.
>I once raped my cousin.
>>677293775
East Syria
>>677291014
I once ruined a perfectly good book to take a hipster photo for Tumblr.
>>677294090
Cuck.
Story?
>>677294489
>Raped a 15 yo girl some years ago after a party
That's not rape
>>677291191
i saw a gay porno once
>>677291014
i say i hate pony fuckers
yet i actually like the show and masturbate to the art
>>677294413
faggot
>>677296629
gross kill yourself
>>677291014
i dont feel bad about anything i did whilst deployed in the military. i feel not shred of remorse for the lives i ended, the children i orphaned or the wives i widowed
i do it all again in a heart beat and have to physically restrain myself from attacking fuckers that i hear speaking pashto
i fucking see them everywhere and i fucking hate them all.
not herpderp i hatz mudslimes....no real deep unabiding hatred that would see them in camps and gassed. they have a diametrically opposed belief set to us and are fundamentally against the western way of life. one most fall im cool with it being them
>>677294489
>to bad
>to young
>to
>to
>to
>to
>to
>>677291014
I raped my cousin
>>677295923
so wait, you say places that mainly speak english are shitholes - yet you live in SYRIA. fucking kek
I'm almost 40 and i have a 17yo girlfriend. She wants me to take her anal virginity and im going to try and knock her up before she graduates high school
I wouldn't call it a dark secret but I someone who models nude on tumblr and her family and friends don't know. I have this desire to tell one of her siblings but I shouldn't though. Am I fucked up for wanting to?
>>677293960
there is no way she wasn't awake during at least some of that
I'm 30yo and have a 18yo girlfriend.
We've been together for a little more than 2 years.
She lets me do ANYTHING to her in bed and calls me "daddy" while we fuck.
Shes in love with me and tells me she loves me all the time but I just use her for sex and company basically. I lie to her everytime I tell her I love her.
I'm starting to feel guilty about the while thing.
>>677298262
99.9999999999999% of "i did X to someone sleeping" stories are clearly made up. sleep isnt a level 3 coma
I've been in a loving relationship with a girl that I care about for 4 years.
>Every couple of months I meet men off of craigslist and suck/get fucked like a sissy bitch by them
My sister started sucking my cock when we were 12/9. We are now 43\40 and she still sucks it weekly. Never fuct. Just her sucking till she gets a mouth full of my cum.
>>677298490
when you break it off with her she'll probably be fucked up for life
I fucked a horse
>>677298941
>I get fucked by horses
FTFY
I have boners when I hear read or watch a video of people slowly being hurt without being able to do anything about it. And I have a foot fetish so I fap to girls being tickled against their will. Weird huh ? Anyone like me ?
>>677298936
I'm aware and thats one of the reasons I feel bad and also why I haven't broken up with her
When I was younger I accidentaly burned down a forest in germoney
>>677299458
If you feel guilty and you dont do anything it will only get worse for you two. You'll slowly start showing your true feelings and she won't understand and she'll surffer more. Well that's what happened to me. Also I think she's just kinda immature, she'll recover
>>677299458
the longer you wait, the worse it'll be for her man...
I was jerking off to my hot as fuck neighbor lady. I was 17. She was about 36. She caught me and came out and brought me inside and fucked me until the sun came up. She was my first.
>>677291014
I cry when I poop
>>677298558
Kek yep
>>677294294
Story?
>>677299718
>>677299806
I know this but its way too late already and I dont wanna make her miserable by breaking up with her... I'm worried about what she would do if I do so I've basically decided to stay with her and wait for her to mess up and cheat on me
>>677296191
Once I carried on my back a woman with blocked tracheotomy for roughly half an hour in a brisk walk until we got to the nearest hospital where they helped her, second time I was able to resurcitate a person via CPR, turns out it was not like on TV with the person popping awake, just heart started beating and they started breathing, still as unconscious as before, but 10 or so min the paramedics came and took them in, aparently stable.
I lost my virginity to a senior couple. Wife was 63 and husband was like 70 lol
the wife actually was a champ so no regrets, didnt fuck with the husband but he was there when i was fucking her (which i was awful at lol)
>>677298490
dont marry her and cheat she will always come back to you also dont feel guilty if dont lie how else are you going to get that pussy
>>677291014
I came in my friends underwear which was on the ground while drunk. She put them on in the morning and got pregnant from it.
>>677291014
I grew up thinking I wanted to live life simple by working a trade like animation, programing or computer repair. Living paycheck to paycheck with a little money on the side in a apartment
Now im 24 and feel like working for a trade isn't for me and my interest. So I'm about to to to college for a finance degree and become rich so i can kick having to work a salary, get an early retirement and build capital to kick start media projects or donate to content providers like on twitch or YouTube, etc.
I haven't told my family because they are middle class. They would probably burn me at the stake for aspiring to become wealthy.
>>677300726
bullshit, she was fucking someone else
>>677300944
shes a virgin
bifag, when I was in college, 18-20yo, I had a secret relationship with 13yo boy. was best relationship ive had compared to the girls ive dated.
>>677301117
>cont
doctors confirmed it while doing abortion
>>677300007
I poop when i cry
>>677301117
bullshit
>>677301117
and you're a jackass
>>677300692
well, i think ive had enough internet for today...
>>677300553
nice. i'm a medic, and after a year i can really only say i've saved one life. maybe two, if we count merely transporting someone to the hospital as saving their life. i may have also helped to stop an ongoing stroke, but i never learned what happened afterward. on the plus side i've only had one person die on me in my care during this time. i couldn't do anything for him, though. he aspirated vomit into his lungs and i just couldn't get enough of it out to save him
most of my calls are people who shouldn't be calling 911.
I am NOT a furfag but that fucking bunny is cute. The one from zootopia
>>677301494
you can't "test" for virginity you cuck
I want to find a mail order bride. Someone help?
>>677300520
I used to think the same man, you should really follow what your feelings say
>>677291014
I skipped school once to smoke weed with friends police chased through the woodlands i pooped on myself while being chased friends thought the stepped in shit
>>677301627
Fur fag
>>677301655
actually you can retard, a gyno checks for signs of a once ripped vag caused by sex. Thats why your vag bleeds when you first fuck.
>you really are retarded
>you must be a virgin
>>677301627
>>677297427
I think he means he left Syria.
I'm not a native English speaker, so it's not difficult to understand how others talk.
>>677301861
>being this incredibly retarded
>>677301861
>>677291014
i'm currently wearing nothing but a diaper i have no medical need for because i was ordered to
>>677301853
Don't hate on the best
>>677301861
you do realize a hymen can be torn or ripped from things other than penis-in-vagina sex right
>>677291014
I browse mchan every day
>>677301861
>some women are born without a hymen
>hymen can be popped from masturbation
>hymen can be popped from tampons
>if dick isn't big enough hymen won't pop
virginity testing is a load of bullshit and illegal in most 1st and 2nd world country
>>677302011
>>677302122
>>677302192
She preferred clitoral masturbation, never really fingered. She was always tight and never ripped.
>>677301676
just buy a dominatrix service same outcome she owns you you pay her
I wish I was white so I could sew KKK uniforms for white nationalists. I hate seeing the western civilization go down the toilet because of liberals.
>>677301861
The hymen doesn't work that way. Many sexually active women have intact hymens.
>>677302441
>many
not all
also you must have a tiny dick then
I left a still burning cigarette in this log cabin inn that's in the woods. I heard it burnt
I shit all over my mother for being an anti-refugee Trump supporter, but I'm slowly starting to realize that I, too, am anti-Islam.
>>677301615
What's the weirdest shit you've ever seen?
>different guy
I get off by watching women struggle with single parenthood, because they didn't want children.
I have bareback sex with hookers, and creampie them after they emplore me not to. Out of dozens of hookers, in 4 years i only have 4 babies. I give them fake info about me, and then they're hopeless to find me. I watch from far away, and think about them while i jack off.
The best part is nobody believes me, be because of how batshit, and absurd it all sounds.
>677302778
Trump isn't that bad.
>>677291014
i'm not really a vegetarian
>>677292999
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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>>677302011
>>677302122
>>677302192
>>677302310
>>677302441
the vast majority of women are born with hymens and lose them the first time they have sex. There are sometimes exceptions - hymens can be broken by accident (if someone cunt-punts a little girl) - but by and large how intact the hymen is is a pretty good indication of virginity.
let me guess - your high-school girlfriend told you that she was totally still a virgin and totally hadn't been fucking Chad behind your back, right?
>>677297737
that's probably the reason she's with you. She never wants to work a day in her life. Knocking her up will just solidify her plan
I found my daughters nudes on her phone and I posted them online to read all the dirty comments people make about her.
>>677303819
post them again?
>>677303819
post them for us
>>677303866
I would but she got identified and reposted all over the place.
>>677302434
the kkk isn't the vanguard of western civilization. western civilization is about the rule of law, liberal democracy, market economy, private property, and enlightenment principles. if there is a vanguard of western civilization, it's private property itself.
western civilization is destroying itself because the capitalism is prone to crises and the institutions which stabilize the political turmoil of these crises are decaying due to the natural outcomes of capitalism: wealth flowing upward, political power with it.
if you're for private property, a market economy, and the rule of law, you're a liberal. what we call conservatism today is just a right wing liberalism. left and right wing liberals merely disagree over the degree of state regulation, not whether it should exist it all.
not that capitalism will come to an end anytime soon, it's just i can't stand when people misidentify our problems as being the fault of people they overwhelmingly agree with, or blame mexicans and muslims, which is totally absurd
Than whats the point of not posting than
>>677304088
then more reason to do it, the worst already happened
>>677304088
blur her face if it means that much to you
Few months back played truth or dare with sister and her friends. They dared us to kiss. Packed on the lips. After they left I told her it wasn't that bad. She said she agreed. Asked me to follow her to her room. We made out. She jacked me and I ended up eating her out. Now we have been sending each other snaps to masturbate to.
>>677304203
Found the Sanders supporter
I stole a car with my friends drove it around a field really fast and burned it when it ran out of gas
Never heard anything about it from the police to date
>>677304203
It's more nationalist VS internationalist. Solve the problem inside before sticking your nose to other countries' problems.
>>677304485
>>677304700
this her?
>>677304737
One of the snaps
>>677304737
Pics related
>>677302822
weirdest? hmm
i got a call once for a dude complaining of pain in his rectum. he could sit on a pillow, but movement made it excruciating. when i walked into his apartment, everything inside was green lantern decorations of his own design. green xmas lights went around the walls, pictures and painting of the green lantern, the green lantern symbol, he was wearing a green lantern shirt, had green sheets and green furniture.
as a medic you become very, very good at keeping your cool, not laughing, not getting upset, you take abuse, you see crazy shit and have practically no reaction because that's the way it has to be on the job.
but when i walked in, saw that shit, and i turn to him and ask "heya, bud, what brings us here today?" and he responded "i think i have a butt cold" in the most stereotypical, lispy, flagrantly gay accent i have ever heard. my eyes got wide, and i said "a butt cold?" and then he went on to describe his symptoms and his history. as i was calling it in to the hospital, he's rambling about how he "hates his faggot neighbors" how he "can't stand all these faggots"
it was the most absurd shit i've heard or seen so far, and i've had pscyh cases of patients telling me they're possessed by spirits, that they're going to fist my ass, or people high on meth screaming prayers in whatever language nepalis speak
>>677304878
Post more
>>677302983
>nobody believes me, because of how batshit, and absurd it all sounds.
Yup, you're right
>>677302983
"Autistic works of false hood and fiction"
You really nailed the autistic part dude.
>>677302983
>hookers
>not paying for an abortion
nice try. mom's calling you for supper.
>>677293038
Well.
Somebody needs to off themself.
>>677302983
How would you feel if you find out that you're infertile?
>>677298558
There's actually a phase during sleep called REM, or something along those lines..Anyway, you're literally unable to wake from that phase.
I know this because I get stalked hard, by a hardcore stalker who I call my friend lmao....There's a long story behind it but ay, you get the gist...
>>677301655
Your lack of knowledge disturbs me.
>>677305706
she ever send nudes?
>>677304681
>>677304681
the market is global, politics is global. the nation-state can't shut itself out of the global market, and the range of protectionist policies a nation-state can enact decreases every year
it's like states and territories in early america that tried to be protectionist within the now-continental us. now state and municipal governments are in a race to the bottom in terms of taxes. similarly, nation-states in the 21st century are incredibly weak compared to the past
my point is there's nothing you can do to bring back the glory days of the nation-state. it is also decaying
I find my friend's little sister attractive
>>677302983
Do you treasure girls from a young age in hopes to impregnate them when they're old enough?
>>677293739
Fucking die already you shit-stain
>>677306259
No she loves teasing me
>>677306015
>or something
in other words you literally have no idea what youre talking about.
>>677306372
>my point is there's nothing you can do to bring back the glory days of the nation-state. it is also decaying
Because of liberals like you.
>>677306616
Well yes, that's true. But I've been visited many times in my sleep without evening knowing
>>677293038
>3edgy5me
how old were you & what happened exactly ?
i edge between splatoon matches
This thread makes me feel sane.
Thanks everyone.
my gf and I let her daughter watch us fool around
>>677307131
How old's her daughter?
>>677307131
u meen like kissin, touchin, fuckin?
>>677293168
There is no such thing as terminal depression you fucking retard
>>677307373
holding hands
>>677307300
like 11
>>677306402
tell him, if you're straight up/respectful with him he'll be cool about it.
I might be a pedophile, at the very least I'm a hebephile
>>677307396
Cause of death: lonely virgin
> In College, drunk at a party
>"Hey everyone let's go smoke in the field out back"
>We stumble out to the farm behind the house
>16 wheeler idles in the middle
>We smoke around it, still on the hood
>Anon opens the door, its unlocked
>We sit in the truck and smoke
>Anon drops the mirror down and keys fall onto his lap
>Anon1 to Anon2 "Hey, don't know how to drive a rig?"
>Drunken Joyride in a Big Rig
>Hit a ditch
>Truck's fucked
>"Well time to go inside"
Also, hello FBI
>>677306724
oh, boy. blind to the forces of history, as always
All I care about is money and power.
My life is an act. There's only one person I can tolerate, maybe two. I have to pretend to like everyone, well, pretend that I can tolerate them at least. It's so tiring, like when you're socially required to laugh along to something at a specific time, sometimes I just can't find the energy to fake a laugh. I know I'm supposed to like my family because you know, they're my family after all, but I can barely tolerate them either...They almost have me scratching my eye balls out most of the time.
>>677308214
dude, you don't have to like your family. no one would blame you if you cut ties because they are insufferable.
Move to a new area, build a new circle of friends
>>677308214
you are the only person forcing your reactions. If they are a bore then go off and do shit by yourself. Meet new people you can relate to.
>>677308461
That's what I aim to do...when I'm old enough.
>>677291014
[spoiler]I did molest her[/spoiler]
>>677308699
how old?
I'm moving to Seattle from central PA when i'm done with college because fuck this place
>>677308887
15
Good for you..that sounds great
>>677291247
I did this for years
>>677308981
underage kek
go away to college, as far away as you can afford
>>677291014
Closeted homo that wishes he could have a huge dildo in his ass and experience his first all anal orgasm.
>>677294060
Story?
>>677309201
Lmao...
And yep, I will
bmpp
>>677303230
A hymen can break by simply doing sports or being athletic. A hymen can break by simply coughing too hard or really anything. It's not just from sex or being "cunt-punt". Some girls bleed and others don't.
Don't believe me? Go ask your mom. Since she's a woman and would clearly know more about the female body than some loser on /b/.
I bump dying threads from page 9
Mmmmm I'm getting a McDonalds
>>677309274
Obviously, you're on /b/.
6185781734 please send me dicks!!
>>677311040
just 1?
>>677293281
fucking savage
I'm a catfish who earns 200-400$ per month through lying
>>677311549
I'm getting fries and a milkshake to be specific
> I have an almost unhealthy hatred of children, people know I dislike children but they don't know that it's to the extent which it is
> I barely have any emotional connection to my family members and only talk to them for the sake of convenience
> I have never had a relationship with a woman that was more than being slightly distant friends, this causes me to love nearly every attractive woman in my life and I genuinely hate this
> The only reason I have never dated is because of my hatred of children making me think the person I'm dating might be lying and might actually want kids, I don't want to risk my future by dating someone who's possibly baby crazy
> I have a hatred of my sister stemming from the fact she had a baby and caused my parents to try to make me like kids more, the two years she lived with me and my parents were hell on earth
There's probably more I haven't mentioned but I can't remember anything
>>677311866
happy meal is best
>>677312517
What is it that you hate about children?
>>677312957
Too small plus I don't eat meat
>>677291014
I like drinking coke mixed with water.
>>677306015
Umm no. You dont know wtf youre talking about.
>>677312517
children suck and their parents are generally just as bad
>>677305706
She's fucking hot as hell
>>677313132
Coke with the ice cubes melted.
Now that sounds normal.
>>677291014
I like to torture cats until they die.
I have a voraphilia fetish.
>>677313260
No I take coke and water and mix it. no ice cubes involved
I pretend to be a girl online to get free shit.
This is the kind of shit you look at movies, but believe me, it works.
I watched as my wife was raped. I enjoyed it amd it still makes me diamonds to this day thinking about it.
>>677312960
He's repressed a sexual attraction to them so far deep into his psyche that it's manifested itself a hatred for them as a defense mechanism.
>>677313355
Ice cubes are water when they melt
>>677291014
I really love watching girls go to the bathroom, or squirming in desperation, or getting embarrassed because they farted or had an accident.
thank fuck my fiancee indulges me. I am a lucky fucker, but i still feel like a freak
>>677306770
this! can confirm
>>677295591
Lol
I masturbate to fury porn and listen to crywolf when my GF isnt home.
>>677299413
No anon, nobody likes you.
Sell used panties to pervs online.
They dont know im a guy.
I fap to shemales.
>>677314208
That's the best kind of evil
>>677310984
He's girlfriend definitely told him that shit, notice the butthurtness>>677303230
bompp
>>677291014
Cheated on my wife with a friend. when my friend died my first thought was: "well, my secret's safe now."
jews
>>677293853
heh, good one
>>677291014
i have on multiple occasions had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation...
My ex's father is a pedophile who runs a prostitution ring with underage girls. He's protected by the Hells Angels.
>>677314324
I only do it for the money tho, but it kind of bothers me how there are guys out there masturbating to my used panties, that im straight doesnt make it any better.
>>677315918
everyone knows 1/2 of HAs are undercover police
>>677291014
I miss the google+ theme and names...
I lost my v when I was 11 to my 17yo baby sitter
>>677316474
I'm fucking my lesbian daughters ex gf. She's 23 and I'm 49. My daughter would never speak to me again if she ever found out.
In B4 pics or it didn't happen. That's the one thing she won't do is send me nudes or let me take any.
>>677291247
Tbh same ...Anon we are nudey pooping bros
>>677306442
Yes.
>>677291014
i raped my male cousing when we were younger, caused him some serious childhood trauma, he suicided by cop 2 years ago
>>677313457
Hahahha
I lie on the internet
>>677293582
I love you
>>677318014
me too
>>677318047
I know.
>>677304485
Fake
>>677291247
me too.
>>677318614
Liar
>>677316928
Why? Do you have any victims so far? What stories have you told them?
>>677313422
Kill yourself if this is true
>>677295678
Jesus
I am a poop
>>677319461
Yolo such Amaze.
>>677319538
Wow , such amaze ,
GO VOTE FOR KIM JONG UN SIMULATOR on steam Greenlight
>>677300724
Kek for truth
>>677319724
I have voted
i am retarded
>>677319819
Good for you .
-Hitler
I hacked my old high school computers to change my grades.
And by "hacked" i mean they had their data on a public folder and i was able to hack into the router by using a retard as app.
I changed a few other ones in case they noticed, they didnt.
I have more reasons to die than to live.
Even my own mother thinks im a failure, when i told her i was gonna kill myself she just laughed at me.
>>677294413
You are gay
>>677300942
Have fun wasting 3/4th of your life on trying to get rich just to become a lazy fuck in the last 1/4th (if you did get rich).
>>677292999
checked
i like candy
>>677313355
>hahahaha
>wait, that's what i do
personally the taste/fizzines is a little too intense when not diluted
I took a street girl at home, gave her a nice bath,food,clothes and she gave thanks to me and offers her body as token of gratitude.
Yeah it's a nice sex slave but thinking that I have no time to feed someone or work for someone.
I cemented her in a plastic bin to end her sorrows and drove far away and threw the cemented bin in a lake.
It's been 3 years since.
sometimes fap to gay porn. not proud still only like girls
I got into my bath with no water in it and fully clothed, then I purposefully shit myself and sat on it. To this day I'm not entirely sure why I did it. I would not recommend, but I do not regret.
>>677291014
everytime after i fap i always say i will start nofap for at least a month and only last 3 hours. I even fap at work.
>>677321861
Me too, now I feel more normal
I was faping thinking about my crush. Thinking about how I will rape her, fuck her hard... Then strangle her, I bet her pussy's tighten so tight when I kiss her, while I feel her breath leaving away while suck out her last breath. And cum deep inside her dead pussy. Then defile her corpse
>>677291014
I'm a pedo. not an offender, say it makes me feel better for some reason.
sometimes i worry about the future. what's gonna happen if i have kids?
I am my granddaughters father.
>>677305022
Underrated post
I said I loved her, but I cheated 4 times and regret nothing, we broke up a couple days ago, and it hadn't past one hour while i was kissing another bitch already, and still, she knows nothing
>I hate communication with nearly everybody I know, nobody has similar interests or likes the same things where I'm from
>plan to move in 3 months after graduation to get away from my family I live with to live with my mum for free while I attend tech-school
>only concerns in life as of now are training for wrestling (hue hue hue "what a faggot") then doing something with that and if it doesn't work, do something with my mechatronics degree
>plan to be best in le world
I'd like to talk to people about pro-wrestling, vidya, or even cinema and whatnot but everybody I know calls me an aspie autist (including family), and it gets kind of annoying.
>>677308214
Ermahgerdddd..... life is so hard you trembling, squeally little fucking sook. I bet everyone around you is like "oh fuck here come tubby, wankstink again, lets try and make normal conversation and hope he scuttles back to his dungeon to wank over facebook pictures of normal people asap".
>>677293168
Kek terminal depression
>>677291247
y tho?
>>677294489
this sounds like me, but now my boyfriend is 8 years older
>>677293330
>accidentally
>>677321861
No you dont, you actively seek out gay porn for sexual gratification. How can you say that and then say you only like girls? The cognitive dissonance with you people is off the scale.
I stalk my ex on fb and in person. I've ran up to her apartment and knocked on her door and ran off several times and watched as she answers and looks out the door in confusion . I told her I hate her and that she is wortess yet I know everything about her and her schedule...
>>677322964
Lmaoooo....Not quite, but that's a rather creative and imaginative perspective.
I act all the time, I'm quite good at it lmao...
>>677323866
Chill duuuuuuude
my ex made a ton of porn of me and him when I was 15-17 and like there are videos of him pissing in my mouth and I'm terrified of him leaking them or showing anyone but also kek @ him for that huge quantity of cp I didn't take and I'm certain he still has
>>677324211
A good option for you would be to visit the deep web. From what I've heard, you could possibly hire a hacker to completely get rid of the footage. Or if the footage is stored physically, you could take it a step further and you could hire someone to rob and destroy the footage. I myself am not familiar with the deep web or its ways as I've not visited, but be careful with whom you hire; someone willing to be subject to crimes is most likely fucked up in the head to some extent thus the whole plot could possibly turn tits up and they could release the footage themselves....
I'm obsessed with a girl that went to the same school as me for a year when I was 12. Now over 30.
Context: Her family used to be friend with mine. She was in my life less than a year, and I still frequently dream about her. Not stalking her or anything. She's not remotely close to me anymore (I never saw her again after that year), but still, she's always there. Kinda strange. Also, I have a girlfriend that I love with all my heart, but I always feel like a part of me is with her (the other girl).
Anyone else is in that situation? It's not like we were lovers or anything, we were 12 yo so obviously there were never any sexual relation between us.
>>677293038
Gweentex mister?
>can't say
>not even on /b/
cool story
