Me and my Girlfriend will drink for every reply We'll also take dares with pic evidence (obvs not gone fuck on here k?)
>>677285812
post proof, that should have been your first pic.
drink everything
I wish I just drank 2 times per week.
>>677286073
You're right, sorry boss.
put cock in her mouth when she passes out
Shit on her chest
>>677287167
>obvs not gone fuck on here k?
>>677287395
>>677287395
Roll for this
>>677285812
take a shot for the power of the true marcianito 100% real no fake HD 60 fps
>>677285812
post clearer pic of gf
>>677287395
this's all day
>>677285812
Being an alcohol is pretty cool, shows strength of character and restraint.
I tried being an alcohol but my mom won't let me.
>>677287732
good, good.
>>677287551
HSE'S HAVIN NONE OF IT
Do a handstand
get a pen and start drawing on her / him
Tom and linds, stop being fags and get some fucking acid
>>677288203
is she even drinking?
>>677288478
best not do acid while drinking and/or being a fag.
>>677288343
Bent my joint trying to do thatone
>>677285812
post pics of whatever's outside of window
>>677285812
>obvs
>not going to fuck
What the hell even what is this dare shit ?
>>677288679
mate are you just going to post pictures of your face?
fuck this shit
Dare you to grind up all your weed and then drop your tray into the carpet and are unable to retrieve all dem sexy trichomes
>>677288679
You not got a timer on your camera? Save the joint
>>677288679
I don't really want to see you, faggot. Show the grill. Timestamp also, or you're a nigger.
Gracias in advance.
>>677288478
SMH SAM
>>677287084
>>677288203
>gf
You sure that isnt your mom?
Also you look like a complete jobless faggot in their mid 20's that does nothing all day except smoke, drink, and f2p(cuss no real money)
Live it up while you can faggot.
>also
>drink
>>677289848
Who the hell is Sam?
Heyyyoooooo nigga that's me
>>677288994
IDK how hard is not to think of dicks are you gay
>>677290167
YOUR MUM DOESNT LOVE YOU SAM
Kek ur so right
>>677289978
It's Saturday so I have a day off. But yeah you did kinda list the dream there didn't you.
Drink me lad, drink. Dare: say PROST and drink another one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>677289703
She says she's not pretty enough today maybe when shes more drunk I can convince her please stop thinking about cock vote trump '16
>>677290882
Pardon?
More pics of room faggot.
>>677290993
I doubt she's pretty enough any day, nigger, but you said you'd take requests. You're on /b/, you should know I don't really give a fuck what she thinks. Timestamp the bitch already, bitch. I'm going to get my 2nd beer, I want to see this bitch stamped when I get back.
>>677291188
'scuse me?
>>677291778
Thats not your hand
>>677289978
Facts man, no way this faggot has ever worked a day in his life
>>677288679
Get your girlfriend to take a pic of you doing a naruto pose
>>677291408
I bet she is a very pretty lady
>>677292957
Well the thread is about your girlfriend right? He asked you to draw on her, thats not your hand.
>>677294735
SORRY! I thought you want a drawing OF us.
>>677292957
You guys are epic faggots. It's a real shame. This thread actually had potential.
>>677295648
Think of something good then faggot
>>677295648
I did, nigger. I told OP to post his gril. He said she's PMS'ing. WTF?
>>677295648
Agreed. Waiting to see a pic of op shitting on gf chest
>>677285812
>gf
How dare you have this abomination on this christian icon board?
>>677295648
OP should at least post pics of room or something interesting.
>>677285812
Op here! Just need to get more energy drink for Jager bombs.
>>677296735
Way to kill your own thread, nigger.
>>677297514
I think the n word is very offensive you stupid kike
>>677297863
Luckily, I don't fuck a give what you think, nigger.
You can't chin the chan, fam.
Titterinos or GTFO
>>677295648
pic of you wearing her panties on your head
OP, seriously, post more pictures. IDGAF what. just do it.
>>677298559
I'm not OP, douchebag.
>>677299274
don't read into my post, i wasn't suggesting you were the OP you betafaggot
>>677298193
Fuck my give you jewpacabra yellow titty ass nigger. Kill yourself for fun
>>677298764
HAVE US DO SOMETHING
>>677300826
YOU'VE TRIGGERED HER
>>677301034
Slice each other palms and shake hands to become blood brothers
>>677301333
This will be acceptable.
>>677301333
Also Trips, you gotta now.
>>677287481
It's not fucking
[spoiler]It's rape[/spoiler]
>>677301034
Naruto
Show us her tits
Jesus Christ OP, are you taking pictures off of a webcam on your Windows XP?
We can't see that chubby little seacow in the back.
>>677301034
We already told you. Shit on her chest.
>>677301333
I have a chip on my shoulder about sharp objects.
>>677301946
Get your own sea cow
>>677287330
IS THAT BROCK?!?!?!
>>677302642
You didn't check the trips, dipshit. Have another drink you worthless autist.
Post the woman, or GTFO!
tits
>>677304483
I DONT PLAY BY YOUR RULEZ. MY AUTISM ALLOWS ME TO REACH A HIGHER PLAIN OF INTELLGIENCE BEYOND UR COMPROHENSHON. I SEE THING MERE MORTAL DO NOT. BOW BE4 MY DANKNESS.
Do a shot.
U guys got pet? Post pics
Show your cock.
>>677304930
Not bad. Best post I've read today. But /b/ is shit slow today.
Op dieded.
