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MY MOM FOUND MY DIARY AND I AM PRETTY SURE SHE READ IT. I AM

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MY MOM FOUND MY DIARY AND I AM PRETTY SURE SHE READ IT. I AM FREAKING OUT
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why do you have one? Whats even written in it
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>>677285563

I use it to write out some of my thoughts about life. They are not conventional
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What kinda shit did you put in the diary
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once my mom found my diary and she read it and then we had a talk a bout it and then she bought me a new one with a hello kitty lock and then that one time i was in bandcamp i almost lost my hello kitty diary.

>mfw you're a fucking disgusting aidscontainer.
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>>677285482
sucks to suck, nerd
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>>677285482
>having a diary
>living at home

underageb& detected, gtfo you fag
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>>677285482
Post dairy on here so that you can get use to people reading it
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>>677285482
WILL YOU WRITE THAT ON YOUR DIARY?
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I want a pic of the diary. I think op is a lying faggot
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>>677285692

things like this :/
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>>677285652
Sweet thumbnail
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>>677285822
this

either you're a gayhomo or a girl, thus;

tits or gtfo

also gtfo underageb&
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>>677285938
>hide my sexuality
Awh fuck son, it's people like you that make my head hurt from cringe-induced muscle spasms.
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>>677285938
hahahaha, congrats. Your mom found out that youa re a pedo. Your life is fucked
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This is now cringe thread
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>>677285938
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>>677285938
You spend so much time rationalizing loli that you tried to convince your diary you're not a pedophile
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I'm pretty sure she saw this one as it is on the 4th page.
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>>677285938

OH FUCK MAN WHAT

I CRINGED SO HARD i BIT MY LIP AND MY TONGUE!

holy fuck this is now officially a cringe thread
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>>677285482
>diary

You sorry little bitch ass nigger faggot.
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>>677285938
Holy shit.

Post more.
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I gotta dairy, anyone wana see a page or two from it?
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>>677286307
>for example, the relation between a brother and sister is very close
Jesus op stop
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I think I need to move out.
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>>677285938
oh my fucking what

you're one sad faggot OP

I bet you like mlp too
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Lmfao OP.
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OP, you are beautiful person.
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>>677286307
Nice keep posting
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>>677285482
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>>677285938
You're a dead man, OP.
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Someone read my diary before. Out loud to the entire platoon.
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>>677285938
> Fatality
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>>677286307
>>677285938
>>677285482

post more Op!
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>>677285938
Well meme'd OP
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fucking incest pedophile, youre fucked op, drink bleach fgt
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POST MORE OP!
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>>677285482
>Keeping your thoughts on paper
>2016
Might as well post that shit on Facebook, ya dumb nigger.
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>>677285938
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>>677287014
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>>677285938
this is pure gold
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op is fuck>>677287014
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I think I am pretty dead.
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>>677286893
> castration time!
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OP PLEASE POST MORE!

PLEASE!
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>>677287277
.... You're screwed, mate.
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omg its all over again
>my fucking flashbacks
>>677287277
>>677286307
>>677285938
>>677285482
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>>677287277
youre gonna need alot of this you cuck
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>>677286241
holy kek
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>>677287277
This is too much, I'm calling fake
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>>677287277
M8 you need to come into contact with real women.

It's ok OP. I used to be like you.
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>>677287277
>ChickenScratch/10
She probably couldn't read that shit.
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>>677287277
Fuck you Scum
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Please tell me this is just bait. Im REALLY hoping it is
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I don't have a brother or sister. I'm thinking of playing it off like I have a friend who has a sexy brother or sister and I'm trying to intellectually work out the desires for a book.
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>>67728744look at post number and date of that post lol
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>>677287277
> 110% dead OP
Because even if ur mom doesn't beat you to death in ur sleep, some one else will. You'd be surprised how many of us are good at detecting fagotry. You can't hide ur peso ass forever u gremlin buttplug
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Op what's your mom doing right now? Where is she? When did she read the diary?
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>>677287277
holy shit OP...

btw, animals in nature tend to avoid incestual mating as much as possible in normal circumstances. animals do have incest but nature does not prefer it when any other valid mates are availeble

you liking your sister in sexual manner is abnormal in natures point of view, allthough incest is wincest

but still holy fuck you are one pathetic incarnation of cringe
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>>677287491
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>>677287277
Why do you write like a fucking retard, give us a transcript of this shit
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>>677287738

I found the diary moved. I kept it in a drawer underneath some sheets and it was moved to the top, where I'd never put it. I assume it was when I was at work. She's now out doing laundry because the washer is broken and I haven't seen her since she presumably read it.
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lol someone fucking screencap this shit
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Wow. The top three degeneracies of 4chin. Pedo, incest, and bestiality. Lemme guess. Trans too? gr8 b8 m8
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>>677287747
I don't understand.
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>>677287889
Fuck, well that's it op. You're done
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>>677287938

I'm not into bestiality, I was just using it as a metaphor. You're just making it harder to be fucking understood.
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>>677285482
Run OP Run... or wait for the police
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>>677285482
>diary
That's soft as fuck
>mom read it
Why would she? That's a pretty big violation of trust. It's also partially your fault for not hiding it better of keeping it under lock, so good job bud. Consider this a hastening of you coming out of the pedo closet.
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>>677287277
Translation: I'lwink the problem inherent fr thak assumplion is that animals do wot uinte wirh their own kin. This is not so in The wilds Animals wnte wirh brothus and sishrs and jamals indiscrimanly. Simmila a beautiful sister or cousin is beautiful regalliess of cuthy bidgind connairin c Thern. I can't sat That I, versonolly, Mauen't had Maoughs, as I'm sure add
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>>677285482
>>677285938
>>677286307
>>677287277
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>>677288213

I indicated to her that I was suicidal a few days ago so I think that is why she might have started reading it in the first place
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>>677285482
Photos of some of the pages OP
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OP, the last guy waited till the cops came over to his house. Take our advice OP, RUN!
>pic unrelated
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Show us the worst page in your diary op
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do you like MLP OP, if you've written something about it post it!
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>>677288244

Fuck you. My handwriting is fine. Fuck off. You guys are not helping. How can I play this off? I like to write out things, intellectualize them, that doesn't mean I'm a PEDO. I had a teacher talk about 3D drawings of children in class a couple of weeks ago!! Is he a pedo?
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>>677285482
Op word of advice. Run into the wood and become the kid from jungle book an never come back to humans and I hope you live in a hakunmatata with a gay boar and seeming straight meercat
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>>677288395

The lolita thing is probably the worst page because people who don't really get it would read it and take it out of context.
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>>677286029
Wrong usage of tits or gtfo
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>>677288430
yes he is
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You can't play off being a fucking weird pedo.
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>>677288290
oh fuck this thread can't be real

ITT: incarnation of the classic sad loser /b/tard with deviant perversions
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>>677287277
well OP, your are fucked, but there is a way you may save your ass

all you have to do if your mom asks about it and she says she has read it, you have to say to her that it's a false diary that you hid it in prurpose to see if she respects your privacy, there's a little chance to save your ass like this and your mom will may be ashamed for doing it
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>2016
>writing this sort of shit
>on physical media
WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY NOW, YOU CAN JUST WRITE THIS SHIT ON YOUR PHONE LOCKED BEHIND A LOCKSCREEN BUT NO

best run innawoods before the pedo catchers turn up
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>>677288586

Are you going to offer advice or just post fucking memes? Maybe I should just go post on reddit or some shit.
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>>677288697
Hey, stereotypes have to come from somewhere!
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>>677288430
kek
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>>677288755
This
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>>677288544
I was assuming the possibility of a femanon, I was so wrong tho
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Put me on the reddit screenshot

Hi r/4chan bottomlulz is a faggot
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is someone capping this?
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>>677288755

I'll do that. Thanks, anon.
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>>677288430
>>>677288244
>I like to write out things, intellectualize them
A pedophile like you would never be counted as smart
I'm 150 and the most messed up I get with fetishes is simple BDSM and shemales
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>>677288824
Do the world a favor and off yourself. I mean let's be honest, what do you have to live for at this point?
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Nice bait OP
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>>677288824
>Maybe I should go post on Reddit
You're already to far gone...
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>>677288995

You're 150? Why aren't you dead yet, crusty old fucker?
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>>677288842
true

but its always fucking hilarious when one comes across
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someone screencap, this is fucking hilarious
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>>677288968
Put me too

Y'all are niggers and closeted atheist sucks ass
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>>677285938
>well how bad could it be?
oh
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>>677289095
150 IQ, dumbass
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>>677288244
kek put this on the screenshot
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>>677288824
OP who would fucking help you? Other pedos? you are fucked nigga
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OP I swear you have parkinsons, that fucking handwriting looks like shit
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>>677289301
Actually you're autistic since you expected anyone to know you meant IQ.

Not the person you replied to.
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>>677289355
Jared The Subway Guy can help him
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>>677289355

WHEN HAVE YOU NOT LOOKED AT A PICTURE OF A HOT AND SEXY LOLITA? Fucking faggot.
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>>677288824
OP you wrote about liking drawings of under aged girls and how it's okay to fuck your sister, it's game over man
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>>677287441
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For the love of all that is mercy someone please screencap this thread!
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>yfw mommy sees diary
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>>677289546
I haven't yet because I have a big fucking fetish for
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>>677285938
Boy I hope your mom doesn't know what a lolita is.
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I'll just go kill myself, then. Bye.
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>>677289507
sS-stooop guuyzz I"m supper serius write now
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>>677285938
>lolita drawings
HOLY KEK OP YOU DUN GOOFD

I am a pedo, but you cracka deserve to be find if you srly write that shit down.
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13 year old newfag needs to GTFO.
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>>677285482
OP its your get out of free card nigga .. anything she discovers you have the perfect excuse .. "you betrayed my trust , it worse" then remain silent .. she will loose , she will loose every time.
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>>677289850
You picked the best ending OP im proud of you!
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>>677289301
Fucking bullshit.
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>>677289748
>fetish for boobs
boobs are not a fetish you idiot
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>>677287277
>Writing all of your sexual secrets in a notebook.

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>677288824
You want advice?
Kill yourself.
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What is this IQ shit, iraki quavers?
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Happens to have pictures of said diary..........
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>>677288995
150 IQ

yeah right... the fact that you even pointed it out screams lies
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>>677289938
Damn you got me there anon guess il go fap to 10 year old girls now
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>>677285938
YOU'RE A DEAD FAG OP
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>>677285938
>>677285482
>>677287277
>having a diary
What are you some kind of pussy or something? It's like leaving your phone unlocked.
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Just walk up to your mom and simply ask if she read your diary. If she says yes just tell her that it was personal and she should have never read it
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>>677289748
that sounds like damage control
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Someone screencap this thread, it's golden
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>>677288995
>shemales
Kill yourself
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>>677285782
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Damn this is shaping up to be a pretty great Caturday.
Fucking pussy all over /b/ today.
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>>677290093
>iraqi quavers
My sides
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>>677286307
Pack your shit, your mothers booting your ass out of the house
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>>677286241

kekophant
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>>677289898

HOLY KEK OP YOU DUN GOOFD

I am a pedo, but you cracka deserve to be find if you srly write that shit down.

>I am a pedo
>write that shit down.
>write that shit down.
>write that shit down.

you stupid cunt
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>>677287889
She's probably at the police station right meow
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>>677289930
I am bound to a wheelchair for half of my life, sometimes I wonder if God chose to give me such brain power at the cost of being a cripple
I am like Professor Xavier, why you would belittle me I may not know that out of the vast knowledge I can store
But I know things that other minds can't even comprehend
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>>677290093
IQ stands for intellectual quotient you uneducated nigger

IQ scale is a scale of how "smart" a person is on a cognitive scale, its not really a goot measurement tool for actual wisdom or smartness, but it can be used to determine if you are mentally underdeveloped
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>>677286071
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>>677290183
no mate, i mean you can like boobs, but they don't count as a fetish because it is natural to like them and every healthy person does.
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>>677288088
>into bestiary
>making it harder
>to be fucking
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>>677285938

Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ.
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>>677290851
Oh ok cool thanks anon now I understand and wont say that now
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>>677285482
OP is your sister hot? Let's see some pics. Kek
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>>677290918
>bestiary
google and see what that means
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>>677286307

and I'm sure you actually think this is deep or clever or insightful
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>>677289898

>HOLY KEK OP YOU DUN GOOFD

>I am a pedo, but you cracka deserve to be find if you srly write that shit down.

>I am a pedo
>write that shit down.
>write that shit down.
>write that shit down.

you stupid cunt
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>>677285938
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>>677290721

OK so the retard Charles Xavier outed himself.

What more can be done in this thread.
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>>677287277
>>677286307
>>677285938
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>>677285482
how did she find it? was it in your dildo drawer?
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>>677290772
fuck off, this thread is gold
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>>677287277

this reads as awkward and ill-informed as Mein Kampf...
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>>677285482
Tits or gtfo
>no male human keeps a diary
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>>677286241
kekosaurus
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OP do you have a DeviantArt account?
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>>677287277
so tired of everyone and their fucking mother using the word inherent like it's going out of style.
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Fuck all of you. Do you want me to post the page where I talk about all of my suicide methods?
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>>677291561
Don't think you can get much worse m8, might as well spill all the beans.
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>>677291561
yes, we would also want you to apply them
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>>677291561
Be like mike Op and just fall over ad never get up
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>>677291561
POST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN OP!
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OP WAIT DONT THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY OR ANYTHING.

Just kill yourself. Thats it, they already know their beloved son is a pedofag. Plus, the world is better off without you.
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>>677286782
>person
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>>677285482
>keeping a written diary
>not keeping a digital diary
>not encrypting it
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mine has read it too when i was studying in another country.
also my /x/ books full of my obscure notes giving the impression probably that i belonged in a cult full of drugs and satanism.

..i just enjoy x stuff and live in my own world in my head.. that is all.
they shouldn't have done it anyways. if she says smonething you tell her ou won't talk about it because she is in the wrong by opening the diary.
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>>677291561
>>677287277
Tell mummy you are really interested in psychoanalysis and that you are taking notes over the testimony of people in some kind of physiology class or some shit like that.

That you recently started to like psychology.
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This is deep in the book but I think might have seen this one, considering it was bullet pointed and has underlines.
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>>677287277
>>677286307
>>677285938
Mother of God..
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>>677291842
cont.
>living in the 90's
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>>677292198
Can somebody please write out whats in OP's diary? I dont know if im retarded or u americans write different but i cant undestand at least half of it.
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>>677292198
>>677287277
>>677286307
>>677285938
no more op
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>>677292361
american here, pretty much the same problem
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>>677292361
This
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>>677292361
Its just terrible hand writing.
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>>677292198
can someone translate ?
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>>677292361
Top word is "methodology" Other than that as far as I can tell he's talking about charcoal???
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>>677288518
Yes you wouldn't want jacking of to pictures of children to be mistaken for pedophilia...
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>>677287277
>Animals rape so it must be okay because it's natural
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>>677292537
the text seems to be in sanskrit hmm this may take awhile /b/ros
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OP's like a modern day Edgar Allen Poe
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>>677292198
10/10, Toppest of Keckingtons.
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If you think I'm translating for you, I'm not, so fuck off. My handwriting is fine.
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>>677292836
you should kill yourself op, that handwriting mean it.
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>>677292836
Summarize it for us then
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>>677292836
Your hand writing is shit tier
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>>677292836
OP you're handwriting is as good as mine. And my handwriting is terrible. Please stop
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SUMMARIES FOR BLINDFAGS

>>677285938
>fapping to loli is perfectly fine, it keeps me from fucking real chldren

>>677286307
>Incest is natural, people can be attracted to brother or sister, there will be a revolution where people realize that as long as there's consent, it's A-OK

Translators note: OP is probably referring to like a WAY younger sister considering p.1 of this text

>>677287277
animals fuck their family so why cant we? I can't help if I find my cousin attractive

>>677292198
>committing suicide 101
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>>677292198
its ok i translate for u i am very good englishs :)

methodology:

wormwood(?) charcoal: (high quality charcoal), let burn for 60-80 min until it is soft gray and not emitting smoke.
-hoy gray ash, jiggle grill
need to get CO2 detector. do a dry run maybe? a lot of work, have to air out car afterwards.
warning sign!!!
10,000 rpm is recommended.
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>>677292836
your writing a shit and so are you
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>>677292836
OP is been a hour your mom is in the house unless your home is a Old navy
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I like your handwriting OP, I write in cursive too. Sad it a dying art.
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>>677292836
Sure op
And hitler did something wrong
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>>677292937

That page of a book is where I'm writing out the detailed method of charcoal suicide (goes into it more on the next page). There's a shotgun, hanging, and train section too, but they're very short and also I hate you guys, so I posted this one.
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>>677292361
lol english is my second language
Methodology:
lumpwood charcoal (high quality charcoal), let burn for 60-80 min until it is soft grey and is(?) emitting smoke(?)
-Hot grey ash, jiggle grill (??)
Need to get CO (carbon monoxide?) detector, do a dry run maybe? A lot of work, have to air out car afterwards
Warning sign: !!
10,000 rpm is recommended

He seems to be discussing suicide by car fumes.
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When op's mommy googles lolita and gets party v&
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>>677285482
Darth Vader suggests you commit
suicide.
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>>677292361
>>677292472
>>677292476
>>677292537
>>677292569
>>677292658

whats the matter with you retards, yeah the handwriting is a bit sad but I can still read without any effort, I quess its the american school system again
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>>677293000

My Mom is still doing laundry, as far as I know. But as far as you faggots are concerned she's at the police station telling them to shoot on sight. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
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>>677293112
>by car fumes.
*this part is wrong
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to everybody asking for a screen cap of this post:
https://gyazo.com/49a7b14a05ec03b458f956c53ce6ca83
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Why even have a diary? Learn to remember shit you stupid faggot.
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>>677293048
I hope your mommy takes away all your gbp for being a faggot
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>>677293299
Thanks for this and no screamer anon
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>>677293244
Dubs confirms it wil happen
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>>677293000
Check em
>>677293244
nice dubs OP. Also trips fag here. Look all joking aside just talk to your fucking mother beating around the bush or hiding it will make shit worse
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>>677292966
Fucking kek, ty based anon
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>>677285938
Are you a fucking doctor or a chicken?! your hieroglyphs is beautiful, though.
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>>677293300
So much this. Why write your thoughts down when you can keep them in your fucking head?
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fucking beta who the fuck has a diary, ill have you knopw i have over 300 confirmed diary readings
i am a beta faggot please suck my dick love me please i pepperini
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I start to doubt that any one person is that much of a clichee retard to not only think about that stuff, but also is interested in that shit AND writes it down in a diary.

I'm sorry, I call troll.
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>>677293701

Don't underestimate the retardation of the average /b/ frequenter.
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>>677287277
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You are fucked sir, fucked
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>>677293244
dubs foresee your end Op, you're ded, and if not, have fun having your ass kicked every single day for the next few years in prison m8
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>not encrypting your diary with 2048-bit gpg
fucking casual. you couldn't even do rot13?
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>>677285482
lmeyooooo
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>>677285987
how blind are you if you cant read that shit?
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>>677285482
>2016
>having a diary
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>>677292198
Methodology:
Wmpwood charcoal (high quality charcoal), let burn for 60-80 min until it is sota gruy and mt mitting svuire
- hot gruy ash, jiggle grill
Need to get CO2 detector, do a dry run maybe? A lot of work, have to air out car afterwards.
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Try some reverse psychology. Tell her you are a practicing pedophile over dinner and you can't help it. Then she won't call the cops.
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>>677293573
i keep a journal but i don't write down stupid ass fucking bullshit like the sperg that made this thread.

instead i write down a page or two of cool shit that happened recently. usually once a month or so. like if i go to a concert, i'll write about it when i get back or that next morning. i've been doing it for two years and a bit, and i've got like 10 or 15 entries.

every once in a while, i'll just read through all of them. you can put yourself back into the situation and be like "wow yeah i haven't thought about that in a while you know i should see if steve wants to catch up."

its nice.
i saw this documentary, then i decided to just start one, and i haven't stopped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3DmdV9XByY
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>>677285938
sounds reasonable, opie.
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an hero or run the fuck away. you're fucked OP
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>>677293874

yeah, but people actually take the shit on /b/ to heart?
they actually think the topics discussed here are in any way relevant?
they actually mean the nonsense they type with their sticky fingers?
they actually think this board offers a sincere discussion on anything?

totally unrelated question: can you pump clorine gas through a land line into someone's home?
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>>677294160

Fuck off normie
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>>677289523
Kek
Have it your way OP
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>>677290721
Cant be that smart if you think you're the center of a god's creation
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>>677291261
Kekiest
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>>677294258
this
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Biggest faggot I've ever seen on this site wtf
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>>677285938
>>677286307
mfw I can't understand 90% of this text due to shitty handwriting.
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Include me in the reddit post
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/b/ does it again...
*slow clap*
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New rare Pepes
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>>677285938
Can someone greentext everything this said? Some of this shit is difficult to read.
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>>677291261
He should have made a dildo drawer and put it under the dildos. Then she will back away never to open it again.
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>>677285938
prepare for therapy
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How many GBP did mommy take away?
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>>677294928

>...repressed like gays. I don't see a good reason why I should be forced to hide my sexuality from others. There is nothing wrong with liking drawings or 3D images of younger women, as it doesn't hurt anyone. If it were an actual child, I may have doubts, but this isn't my area of focus. Lolita drawings and fantasies are ways to vent desires without causing legitimate harm to children.
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>>677285482
Well the problem here is you're a big enough faggot to keep a diary
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The bar for quality threads these days is so much lower then it used to be. Everyones calling for screen shots when they take 2seconds to make yourself.
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>>677288430
No because he doesn't fap to them you fucking autistic, incestuous, pedophilic freak.
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>>677294160
Actually that's not a bad idea; recording details that you will likely forget. Generally I remember the major stuff and forget the little details.

Except you should write it in a way that anyone can read it and enjoy it so you can give it to your grandkids.
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Kill yourself, OP
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>>677294258
well that depends, what kind of a landline and what equipment would one have on hand?
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>>677294928
this
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>>677295954

I would have to ask OP. or OPs mom.
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>>677295347
thank you
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>>677295347
Jesus fucking Christ.
Even if his mom didn't know what lolita was she could put two and two together
>younger women
>vent desires
>without causing legitimate harm to children
>causing legitimate harm to children
>harm to children
She's going to think he gets off on torturing kids. OP be prepared for police and/or a mental institution.
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>>677289301
you know iq tests are designed to tell if a ten year old is a normal ten year old. i.e. if a ten year old scores a: 100 they are normal, 120 they function like a 12 year old, 70 they function like a 7 year old, 15 they act like a fifteen year old. also the entire psychological community thinks iq test are pointless because its impossible to test for intelligence without inherent bias. so most of the time in modern settings iq tests are just used by people trying to validate their insecurities about their intellectual ability. also sperglords trying to lord over other sperglords. you sir are both. go to a therapist you need it.
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>>677289850
FUCK I'm l8 to this, but please, for the love of god, LIVE STREAM IT!
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>>677291955
> /x/ books
> /thread
Let's go anon, make a thread with pics from your diary plz !
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OP pls post more of your disgusting shit. You're making me feel better about my life.
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>>677285482
who knows OP, your mom might be into this shit as well and then you can finally show the whole world how much of faggot you are.
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trips and I'll fuck OP's mom
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>>677285482
Wait until parents leave for work or errands then Search parents room for mom's dildo, weed, bong, or whatever.

Once you found something, Just keep it for insurance. They cant ask you where is said thing for obvious reasons. If they bring up your diary in protest then just whip it out and ask them "what is this?"

Chances are they will trade and forget about it. If not then you can share the embarrassment
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Went to go shower this thead is still up? is op dead
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>>677297990
pretty much
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>>677286307
Does that say... consuming?
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>>677297990
What shampoo did you use?
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>>677298407
Suave dandruff shampoo im a dry mother fucker
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>>677297990
Did you rub one out?
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>>677299249
Nah I rub one out before shower because I take cold showers
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>>677299476
That's some good logic.
I can't take cold showers to be honest, gotta be blistering hot.
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>>677299536
I hate the hot fucking showers i had to take as a kid. the cold water helps me relax and not over heat. Man this is a dead thread
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>>677299740
Thread is dead.
I just can't get over the cold water, maybe it's because I shower first thing in the morning and I sleep with my window open so it gets rather cold in the mornings.
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>>677299927
How can you sleep with your window open? I live in fear of someone coming in to fuck my shit up if the thing is even a bit open at night.
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shit who has a daily
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>>677300208
My window is pretty high, my neighbours are all old people and we have two dogs, one barks at any unusual sounds at night so I feel pretty safe.
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>>677300530
I live in a ground floor house and my neighbors killed my dog in the past (legit murder not just ran over by accident like shot him) so i kinda fear them a bit
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>>677300711
Christ, you ever go to the cops about it?
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>>677289850
there are not much options
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>>677300936
We could never 100% prove it plus we was took one of the dogs they abandoned in the past so she could have been on the chopping block if we retaliated.
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>>677298653
Is suave better than head n shoulders?
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>>677285938
Someone please put me in the r/4chan screencap
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>>677301168
Damn man. That sucks. Hate seeing shit happen to dogs. Some people just shouldn't be trusted to care for another thing's life, you know?
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>>677301364
I personally find head n shoulders to be very effective.
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>>677301364
Yeah ive been using it for a year so far and im having less flakes than i did with head and shoulder

>>677301457
I know man the dog they abandoned was dying of worms and stuff and we couldn't just watch her die like that so we helped her
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>>677285482
kids these days should probably realize their parents are probably young enough to have had meaningful access to internet and therefore saw the wild west of the information age. Whatever you have written in there, your mom knows that people have asked her or her friends to suck a dog's dick. Just keep that in mind. She also knows about scat porn. SHe's probably my age and dgaf.
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>>677285938
>>677286307
>>677287277
you're fucked man
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>>677301626
Well shit, yeah they shouldn't be allowed to have an animal, I wouldn't even trust em with a kid at that point, basically the same as an animal.
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